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All I ever wanted to do my whole life was be a cop.
Enlisted at 20yo because 21 in my state to be cop and I was broke. Also was told mil was fast track into law enforcement.
Fast forward thru training and schools.
12th month on tattooine and I didn't want to leave. Yeh I love my wife and wanted to see her but I hated the fucking stick farmers with passion and loved my 320 like my own flesh and blood.
I didn't want to leave and I let my sups know.
I get required therapy when I get back home. Therapy becomes needed with my wife she explains my sleep walking erratic behavior and constant recklessness.
So they ask me if I like fighting and I give them the hell yes thinking alright time for some Jason Bourne offer right?
Wrong. I get the booty shot and ambulance ride from mental health clinic to lockdown local hospital psych ward.
There for two months trying to escape the whole time.
Get back to unit labeled as an outcast and failure disgrace to company. Psych meds dumb me down and make me a zombie. My enlistment runs out and I get out with mental illness label and lots of disability money per month because they said they did it to me.
I have been out for years and tapered down from six meds to just one for mood. Using gi Bill marraige is good. I am screwed tho.
Because now I have no life purpose. Please help me guys. All I ever wanted was to be a cop and now I can't ever. I can't even buy a gun from an ffl because of the Brady law.
Please understand I'm not here to question the gun laws I actually agree with them, and I'm not questioning the mental health reqs for being a cop, I've learned in therapy that I'm not meant for it and I'm not bitter anymore.
I just don't know what to do, what do I do with my life, what can I possibly do that will ever fix this crushed life goal thinks for reading.
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Maybe be a security guard? It's quite a step down from cop but it's somewhat regards and better than nothing
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>>17310430
This. If you're serious about it try to sign on at some place that's fairly big/popular/makes a lot of money. Security in those places is no joke. It's a far cry from cop, but we get a lot of ex/retired cops and military through where I work and they all seem to enjoy it well enough.
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use your gi bill to go to college
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Want to ask girls if a man's weight is important. 500 lbs is it too big?
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More cushion for the pushin' while I'm pegging him.
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>>17310395
Yes
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>>17310404
I like how /adv/ is filled with sadistic femanons.
Should I end it with my girlfriend of over 2 years because every person in my family dislikes her and her family?
A little background. I also can't ever see myself marrying into her family. They are kinda the worst. They are all overweight, and not because of health, they are just lazy and have a relationship with the people at the cookie cake place. My gf used to be fit but I feel she is falling into her families habits and it's unhealthy.
The decline with my families impression of them started when her mother told mine that they expected me to be a stay at home dad as I pretty much wouldn't amount to anything. Even though I'm in school getting my masters in Computer Science. My mothers friends have confronted her about their knowledge that my GF's parents are a mess and it seems they have a bad reputation. I also feel that I'm being controlled at times which other people have confronted me about..I don't want that reflecting on me, but I don't want to be so closed off or controlled... What should I do here....??
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>>17310349
>I also can't ever see myself marrying into her family.
then leave her.
if you can't imagine yourself marrying her because her family is that bad, then you need to find someone else. that's my two cents.
also don't use pepes if you have a girlfriend, that's just fucking rude.
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Pepe? What's that?
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>>17310466
>also don't use pepes if you have a girlfriend
That's clearly The Grinch
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I met this girl online and we started text. She told me she was 18. We get sexual and she asks for a dick pic and sends a ton of nudes. Later that night, she tells me she's 16 and I tell her to stop sending me nudes and sexual shit.
Now I get a text saying "this is her dad I'm.gonna report you to the police if you don't call me" but I've got a no calling plan.
How utterly fucked am I?
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I called him (and charged my bill) and he's asking for money, saying his wife is a lawyer and that since I downloaded the nudes its still illegal, and that his daughtered OD'd on pills last night.
Is this a ruse? Fuck I'm scared
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>>17310344
Make screenshots of that conversation if you still have it and just sit back and relax.
>>17310366
Relax it's probably a scam from the beginning
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>>17310366
Besides, which parents would their 16 yo take pills and OD, they have nothing to fight for, they fucked up.
Gf of 3yr broke up with me like 5 months ago. I've been watching a lot of gay porn :/ very sexually confused.
Don't know what's wrong with me. I feel really low and confused. I don't think I'm gay but I'm just so sad and sexually in ruins. Never watched gay porn until now. Don't find guys attractive but I do like girls with buzzed heads. Idk. My gf also broke up w me because she was sexually not satisfied. I never "'made the first move". But I was a virgin at the time and she was very experienced.
Anyone can tell me what's going on?
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You're just shy. and don't understand that finding men attractive doesn't mean anything serious.
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I think you should try having sex with a guy just to see how it feels. You obviously have some interest but you're a bit shy, maybe it'll feel right for you.
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>>17310333
i idon't think you should question your sexuality unically because of porn. lots of peoplewatch porn of thing they would never do in real life. Or maybe you're discovering a new side of yourself, not necessarly gay, but a new view on what you like.
Nobody can tell you what's in your head...but i understand you feel confused right now. give you time. date new people. make mistakes. t least you'll find out what you do NOT want.
wish you luck OP
Hi can someone help me.
I love my wife and children but I have a problem.
I really just want to be alone.
On an island or the woods, where it is quiet and no one bothers me and I can hunt and fish in peace. That's all I ever want to do.
I wear so many masks: nice stranger, comical coworker, loving husband/father, proud veteran, understanding friend..
I have pretended so long that now they are all part of my identity and somewhat real, and it's created a sense of self hatred at what I've become.
I just want to be alone. I recently bought a hunting mask and it makes me feel good to just wear it and pretend I have no name or purpose other than to find deer and fish and kill them.
This is my mask it makes me feel free to be nothing.
Help me explain to my wife and kids why it's important that dad gets to be alone away from people sometimes.
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>>17310330
Your first mistake was getting married. Your second mistake was having kids. You made the commitment. So deal with it.
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>>17310330
"You know son or daughter, your dad is working quite a bunch and he needs some time to play and have fun too. Ofcourse i am there for you ... Blah blah."
I can relate, i feel like i put myself in the position of a husband without realizing that this means to never be alone anymore. It will be difficult to break it to your wife, i think your best off by slowly just spending more and more time by yourself so she will get used to it.
Ultimately you will not get away so easily unless you sacrifice atleast something, with sometime your identity doubts will clear up though.
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post your true self here that's what internet is for anon it is true freedom say whatever you want or say whatever you want and try accepting others if that didn't work go to therapist nothing to be ashamed of life is hard sometimes
Hi /adv! I have been working in smuggling last 6 month! And now I want setup my own channel. But I need somebody invest money in me. How I can fing investors?
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Human smuggling? Drug smuggling? Or something lame?
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>6 month experience
Not to be rude but I'd not invest in you either.
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>>17310320
No, not human. Just some staffs which hard to smuggle. We have pure mind and never will do something to hurt people. I love people!
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>met a guy
>he's nice, we like each other
>things get intimate
after a while i realize he search for me only when he needs sex.
I don't even know how could i fell for him.
need a nice comeback for the next time he writes me.
Suggestions?
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>>17310291
>comeback
Are you 12?
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>comeback
Just leave him, you dumb cunt.
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>>17310293
12 year olds don't know sex, I'd put her at age 15.
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Ex on the Depo shot and may be pregnant
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So my ex and I broke up about a week ago and she started to text me that she was spotting, that she could be pregnant but it might just be nothing. She's been on the Depo shot for about a month and she started to spot just now, so to you anon's does it mean that she's pregnant. She said she would have to wait a week to take a pregnancy test. What should I do if I can do anything about it.
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Don't worry man maybe having a kid will save you from your dark past just don't run away like a little bitch okay
BTW my father didn't leave me I have a average family
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Repeat after me:
Spotting on birth control is completely normal
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I'm on the shot too and that's perfectly normal. It can stop your period altogether too, or give you an ending one. It really fucks with your body, so I'd say you have nothing to worry about.
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Is it a bad thing to have TV on while studying? I have it always on and on low volume since it feels nice and like I have some company. Would I be better off studying in silence?
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Yes.
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>>17310244
studying in silence is better unless you live in some weird world where you're allowed to listen to whatever you were listening to while you were studying when you then need to recall(unlikely).
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>>17310244
Whatever works for you is fine. I usually play some music, and that can range from film scores to Sonic Youth.
The only time I like studying silence is if I have to read extensively (like a novel or something).
>meet girl
>we like each other
>we get close
>become a dick
>push her away
>???
>regret
what the fuck do I do about this
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Doubt that retardation is fixable.
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>>17310228
Apologize ? I also think it's not fixable but it doesn't hurt to try.
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That's me. Without the "regret" part.
And I don't think there's anything you can do about it,.
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- Been listening non-stop to Rodoljub Vulovic "Roki" serbian war songs
- been listening to popular lutwaffles march songs from WW2
- want to get in the army
- been visiting /pol/
I-Is this how it starts?
Should I stop? Is it all a meme?
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Yes, don't go further down the rabbit hole, or at least keep it to a degree where you can still act normal around others without feeling disgusted.
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what do you mean? are you becoming a nazi or some shit?
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yeah you should stop visiting /pol/, they don't know what they're talking about
also you should always keep perspective about Germany during ww2, sure there were a lot of people in their ranks who were just going along with it to fight for their country as anyone would but the nazi ideology was one that said germans were racially superior to all other races and therefore anything a german did to a non-german (including mass murder) was inherently justified due to this racial superiority. That's an ideology that was quite justly wiped from the face of the earth.
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>I'm 26 and never had a job
What the fuck? No one is going to hire me now. I applied and applied and no interviews. I go there to follow up and nothing. What the fuck do I do bros?
inb4 an hero
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Apprenticeships and trade jobs you lazy cunt
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You need to start at the bottom of the totem pole.
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>>17310195
going to be straight up with you.
get a burner phone. put down you've worked as a tech for X private contractor for X years. give them your burner number. if it's entry level they might not call anyway, and if they do, just bullshit your way through that call.
get the fucking job, do it right, and save your money.
How do you text someone without looking like a desperate fuckboy?
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What's a fuckboy?
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>>17310176
New hip slang for a loser who's only after sex
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>>17310160
I sound like a fuckboy when I text and maybe I kind of am, sounding like a fuckboy isn't bad, sounding desperate is. I'm usually up to fun things so I just invite a girl I'm interested in to come if she wants. Just don't care too much or overthink and you'll do fine
If somebody under the age of 18 sends nudes are you in possession of child pornography?
Please help
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>>17310131
Yeah, but i wouldn't worry to much about it
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Yes.
Report them for production and distribution of CP.
Or at least tell them that you should be doing that, but instead you're going to delete the photos and tell their parents.
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>>17310190
>Or at least tell them that you should be doing that, but instead you're going to delete the photos and tell their parents.
This. Don't ruin some teenager's life by reporting them for CP. We all did dumb shit as kids and that's a huge price to pay for something stupid someone did as a kid.