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Hi / adv /.
I have since my childhood a very strong fetish for one-legged women.
It is not the subject of why this is so.
I met a girl recently on a dating site, I told her after some time of this fetish.
It must be said that she is mentally somewhat unstable.
In any case she had increasingly busy time with it and came to the conclusion that she want to lose her leg below the knee.
I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad about it, if I should keep her or not.
Of course, I would find it totally cool if she would really lose a leg. That would be the fulfillment of all my dreams. I can not even think of it without getting diamonds.
The only question is how it should lose her leg.
What do you think?
Did you hear something similar before?
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I have no useful advice, but please god let this not be fiction, and please come back with regular reports.
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I've never heard of anything like this before.
Jesus fucking christ, what in the actual fuck.
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Go for it.
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I have never worked a day in my life and am about to apply for Taco Bell. Would it be a good idea to put down Vacation Bible School on there so they see I at least did SOMETHING in my nineteen years I've been alive? I also feel it will make me look like an upstanding moral citizen.
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>>17312491
Are you stupid? Yes of course, put that on there.
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>>17312491
They don't expect you to have much or any experience at 19, so there's no shame in writing None.
On the other hand, if you did responsible work at bible camp or were president of a school club, you can cite them as evidence of your skills or reliability, and it doesn't matter if you weren't paid. For example:
Instructor, Bob's Bible Camp, summer 2015
Volunteer worker, City Soup Kitchen, December 2015
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So I'm almost 19 and have aspergers, as much as that's already enough to make life shit, my mum's got severe back problems and lives on morphine, my dad has MDS and my brother is brain damaged , sex and relationships is just not going to happen, I'm not bad looking, go to the gym every other day and quite smart too, was working in IT networks last year, but now life seems like it's a sinking ship, I smoke weed every single day, between 2 and 6 a day sometimes more joints, I smoke like a chimney and I know it's damaging me but I just don't care, it's like my life is doomed and only going to get worse anyways, been beaten the shit out of in the past too,
SO /ADV/ am I just doomed?
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>>17312488
Nope
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>>17312488
No. Just stop smoking weed. It's like you're stabbing yourself, and you know it hurts and ou refuse to stop it.
And just know that incredibly ugly trolls and reptiles of people are married and have a hellspawn of ugly children.So love is there for you.
It always is. Even when you think it's not.
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>>17312504
The only thing I actually really like is smoking weed, how can I stop that?! And I don't want an ugly as f woman
/adv/,
Are you happy?
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>>17312473
More and more, I believe I'm on the right path.
How are you doing, buddy?
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I wish.
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>>17312473
I was. But some things have kind of fallen apart and I need to regroup.
Does anyone know what the fuck is wrong with me?
>Be 20
>Skinny
Every time i have Breakfast/dinner etc. I have to spend the next 2 hours on standby because it feels like i have to take a shit.
Then again, it doesn't happen if i eat just a tiny bit...
Pic related. My breakfast today
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>>17312448
You're angry that you're skinny? What's wrong with you? Be happy.
Oh and see a doctor. A lot of people's threads on /adv/ can be solved by going to the doctor.
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>>17312448
I'm also skinny. Same exact story with me. I'm often late to classes because of that feeling. Only solution that I've found to work is just eating less bread, getting up early and oats. At night just try to massage of use a heat pack.
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>>17312511
Or*
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I was wondering if it was legal for me to borrow my gf handgun to go shoot at a range in colorado
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>>17312417
Not absolutely certain about CO (or local city laws). But generally, if she has the appropriate license, she can take the gun, unloaded and in a case, to the range to shoot. You can't carry the gun, but once there at the range you can shoot it.
So go with her and don'ttouch the gun until you're there.
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>>17312417
As long as you're not a felon or otherwise prohibited person you should be fine to borrow the weapon so long as you do not cross state lines. Local laws may vary, but state and federal law puts you in the clear.
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>>17312603
>appropriate license
Where the fuck are you?
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After dating 9 women so far, I've noticed something. For the first month or two the girlfriend is infatuated, acts like they're head-over-heels in love and then over the coming weeks/ months they almost completely lose interest and then leave.
How does one not into boring?
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>>17312407
Welcome to the new age, motherfucker.
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>>17312459
the hell does that even mean
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>>17312407
You are literally describing every relationship ever. The first stage, the honeymoon stage, is the crazy infatuation for each other. Then the second stage, the cooldown stage, where it's not as hot but there's still warmth, you two are a lot more casual with each other. Then the last stage, which goes in two different routes. The first route being the dissatisfaction stage, where you two are dissatisfied with each other and look at other people wishing they were your significant other. Ends with a breakup, in your case nine breakups. Then there's the other route where you two have that dedication where you two pull through together. This is a relationship that will last until one of you dies.
So fret not Anon, it's not you. It's human nature.
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My exgf is currently getting an abortion because of me. I feel really bad, and I'm not sure I'll ever get over it. Has anyone been in a similar situation?
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Why do you feel bad? Is it the loss of a potential child or that she's having a hard time?
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Given that you've given us no context, I'm guessing that you two broke up, she found out she was pregnant, you didn't want to keep it, so she had an abortion. What did you expect would happen?
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>>17312401
It's just my stupidity that she's had to end a life basically.
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Invited to my First Ever Party
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I'm an 18yr old guy in the UK and I've been invited to my first ever party this Sunday. I hardly bother leaving my house so this is a little daunting and I don't know what to expect.
What do I wear? What do I say? Do I bring a gift(it's a birthday)?
A little clarification on these unknowns would be really appreciated, thanks
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>>17312365
Assuming it's an "adult" party, there will probably be some amount of booze on offer, yes you bring a gift, and unless you are horribly introverted, just talk to people and mingle.
Also, it isn't expected, but it can be a nice gesture to bring something food or drink related (could be a bottle of cola, a bag of chips, etc.)
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>>17312365
It's a birthday party, calm the fuck down. It's not like you're being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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Bring some alcohol, extra to share. Wear casual clothes. Get drunk. That's all there is to it. Don't bring a gift, you aren't 12.
>graduating next month
>graduating with decent grades
>have a really well paid job lined up for the autumn
>going travelling this summer
>have inherited money so Ive got lots of income already
>friends and family all love me
>feels meaningless and hollow whilst im still a kissless virgin
Anyone else feel like this? I feel like a piece of shit because I have friends with money problems or academic worries or mental health problems, and I pretty much have nothing to worry about right now. I should be looking forward to life but instead im selfishly feeling bad for myself because Im single. And being single plays on my mind constantly.I made efforts over the last four years, asking a few girls out and making efforts to improve my appearance and behaviour. But I feel like behind my back people say Im a bit of a creeper.I thought Id meet someone interested in me before I finished Uni, but I always felt unattractive and shit and now Ive got an uncertain future ahead of me.
I know Ive got nothing really to cry about, and that kind of makes it worse.
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You're confused mate.
I understand it completely.
The reason for your confusion is that you've been lied to for your entire life.
Things are actually not what they seem in society.
I rarely point people in the direction of the truth, because if you want to find the answers,
you will. Even though it will hurt, the truth will set you free.
Find the Red Pill.
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>>17312353
You honestly don't have anything to cry about. You really don't. You are very paranoid. Your situation is very delicate, so all I can say is that you will find love. Incredibly ugly people date each other all the time, have ugly children, and die happy ugly lives.
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>>17312516
> Loooooove will set you free
> looooove is the beeest
Haha, have a nice life
How can I, someone with anxiety and PTSD currently in therapy and trying my best, salvage my relationship with my partner who is expressing he's losing patience with me? We've lived together for over a year, and he's telling me he wants me to move out now.
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Are you a soldier op
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>>17312350
I am not a soldier
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>>17312360
What is your PTSD from?
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Hey my neighbors always let their 2 pit bulls roam free without leash and this scares me cause kids are on our block. Plus I've always hated dogs especially dogs like pit bulls that hurt people. I have a conceal and carry permit. Should I just happened to talk a walk, see pit bulls rushing towards me, and pull out my gun and blast them off could I get in trouble? Or do I have to wait until they start mauling me first to be legally peachy? Or should I just throw rat poisoned laced meatballs over fence at night?
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>>17312336
>I've always hated dogs
Use that gun to kill yourself
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>>17312356
Pit bulls are the niggers of dogs.
So i guess it's okay for OP to hate them.
Hello, recently i started live streaming on twitch. I streamed mainly a lot of nes,snes, and n64 games, mostly classic games because im a huge fan of them. So far i've streamed for a few days mostly getting no views at all. Most of my streams are me beating a game and being sad because no one was there to see it but me. I always ask my friend who gets a lot of viewers and sometimes lets me join his streams if he could host me but he never has. I also feel like people wouldn't enjoy watching me because im not really funny, too quiet, and most of the time kind of nervous. I wanted to start streaming so i could entertain people and have better self esteem, but i dont know where i could possibly tell people about my streams without being an asshole.
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>>17312312
ignore the haterz
yolo
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but seriously, fuck them, and fuck that little voice in your head that's constantly telling you "oh you can't do THAT!"
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Addressing the nervous problem is a good start. It's going to fuck up your humor, make you play worse, blah blah. It should be something you do for fun, that's why people like Bro Team are so popular it's just him and sometimes his friends fucking around doing random shit. Them having fun is what makes them engaging to watch.
>>17312780
>ignore the haterz
Die
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My lesbian friend told me that she has a crush on me
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So, my lesbian friend told me that she has a huge crush on me, and that she has been feeling like that for three months. She said that she wanted to go out with me despite being confused about it.
If it helps, she also told me that she felt jealous whenever I went on dates, and frustrated whenever I'm being unresponsive.
Is this is a het phase or something? I would like to date her too, but I'm afraid of, well, her leaving me in case it's just a phase. She's 22, if that matters.
Pls help me /adv/
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>>17312301
Lesbian relationships aren't usually longterm. Go for the ride, and if it turns out to be the real deal, awesome. There's nothing to lose here.
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Are you male or female?
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She wants to date you, you want to date her. Try it out. If it feels wrong, you guys will know pretty quick and can just stay friends.
Sexuality is never black and white, and I don't think it goes through "phases". People find other people attractive.
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Me and my gf has been together for 4 years. Ive saved up 10k. She told me that I promised her 4 years ago I would buy a house for us. If I she helped me to get on my feet. Which she did. She says she does not want to rent anymore and feel as if she is going nowhere financially. I just helped pay for some of her new vehicle she bought. Gave her 300 for the 2k it cost. She says if I dont buy a house she is leaveing me. House cost anywhere from 7k-10k I only have 13k to my name.
Here are my choices.
1-Invest in house, rent out one of the rooms to get back my investment.
Sell house in two years making a profit also.
2-Stay with mom helping her continue to save money and leave state in 2 years with all my cash. Let gf leave me.
Here are some facts you need to know.
While I was dirt poor going for my AA degree she paid all the rent and payed to upkeep my vehicle. Shes spent about 10k taking care of us.
She paid for me to get a special technical license to get a good job. I now make 2400 a month with this job.
I now am continueing my education to get a BA. Once I graduate I will make 100k a year.
She now lives in an apartment broke and hardly able to pay her bills.
She makes 800 a month.
I live with my mom saving most of my money.
I plan on leaveing the state I am in when finished with my BA in 2 years.
My mother has cancer and is unable to pay her bills that I help with.
No family to help me if something goes wrong
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>>17312257
>House cost anywhere from 7k-10k I only have 13k to my name.
1. If you have more than enough money in the bank to buy a house but still choose to rent one you're and idiot
2. Which country do you live in to be able to buy a house for 10,000 currency units? I can't think of any country that has either such a high value currency or such low property prices.
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>>17312257
Have you paid your gf back what she invested in you? It would morally be the right choice to pay her back if you decide to leave.
You could also move somewhere where your mom can live in a tiny appartment in the upper part of the house, and you and your gf can live together.
The main question is, what type of future do you want with your gf? Your decision should be based on what you want in the future.
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>>17312257
Ditch the bitch.