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>>17310726
Do not do it. A 45 year old man has nothing in common with a high schooler, and you will regret it in the end after he gets tired of you and both of your reputations are ruined when the story gets out. Stay friends. Do not engage in any romantic activity. It does not matter if you have the same taste in music or activities, you simply do not have anything deeper than that in common. Take it from a 21 year old who had a 19 year old gf cheat on me with a 50 year old she started to fancy and then got cheated on in return because, big surprise, they had nothing in common and a girl that age is easily manipulated into believing they are right for each other, and all he wanted was pussy. You will 100% regret it within less than a year, if it even lasts that long. Once the story gets out, it will be very hard to get a boyfriend because the entire area around you will be very aware of what you've done and will avoid a relationship with you because of it. Just don't do it. Keep the teacher as a role model, not a boyfriend.

>>17310726
You are just confused. You are going through a time where your hormones are going crazy and you have worries about the future, just like any other high schooler. As much as you may have felt it, you did not fall in love with him. You are just lonely as you said, and what you experienced is infatuation. Just keep your distance and do not give him any more info about how you think you felt. You never know what kind of man this is, as much as you think you might know him. It is not worth it.

>>17310726
>a little too old

Try a LOT too old. Never will understand why young girls can't just stick to guys within 8 years of them, there are so many to choose from and any man older than 26 that believes a 12th grader is fuckable without shame has a mental disorder. Just go out and meet guys your age, age is not just a number. It is the difference between a guy genuinely wanting to KNOW how you feel and learn WITH YOU in order to understand you better vs a man having experience with women for so long that he can "read your mind" essentially and come up with the perfect soppy conversation to make you fall for him just so you will suck his dick. No man that old would be worth it in the long run. I cannot MAKE you not think about him that way, but let me assure you, many women have talked to me about the same problem because it is natural for women your age to think about that stuff because of your puberty. You begin to want a provider and so men that old begin to become attractive to you. It is completely understandable. But it is up to you whether or not you can distinguish fantasy from reality. A relationship with a man that much older will never turn out good in the long run, as men that old have grown tired of younger women's personalities and only look to them for better sex at that point. Men your age will be able to connect with you on a much deeper level and won't leave you with regret and disgust for yourself when you end it and realize "i just made out with/fucked a man as old as my dad." Good luck.

Tie her up/handcuffs, orgasm denial, slap, make her ride back on you, make her choke on your length, make her beg for your pole/things she wants done to her, whipping, flogging, caning, etc.. If she spills something on the floor, soak her shirt with water and soap/grope her tatas and then ask her to clean up with them on her hands and knees.

>>17310732
Contain your sexual repression, onii-chan.

>>17310752
>asks for ideas
>gets ideas
>lol so depraved
Is doggy style too taboo too?

Please respond brehs

stop being a pussy and apply somewhere else if they don't want you

>>17310634
its not legal record the conversation and sue there's your extra college money

>>17310627
Instead of eating nothing, eat a few small meals throughout the day.

>>17310627
depression kills appetite. not eating also makes you feel like shit. you'll have trouble getting out of bed, performing activities, and experience a lack of energy. all of this compounds on top of the underlying depression and just causes you to fall deeper and deeper into it.

i suggest you eat you fucking baby. stop laying around feeling sorry for yourself. it solves nothing.

>>17310627
Eat beans.

Image not related. Just think its comically meaningless.

I just think of this thread as the idea behind 4chan, the main goal was always to get off the page, never return, and do shit.

Don't mind me, just tying my shoe.

Get pierced by a specially shaped arrow or befriend a vampire to the level of a bestie.

Either one will grant you an ability to manipulate time to your favor.

>>17310603
Slow and steady wins the day. Just be you. This is how you are

Pinpoint a specific time in your mind when you want to be done. This is all I can give you.

do you have Arterial Hypertension?

>>17310596
You need to go to your doctor and talk about your blood pressure.

>>17310598
>>17310598
I've never been diagnosed with it, but my blood pressure is near perfect as of a week ago when I went to the DR.

>>17310581
Go to the emergency room I guess, sounds like something serious

Sounds like a pinched nerve. It's not life threatening just annoying as fuck. All you can do is do stretches for shoulders and arms.

>>17310581
you can try a chiropractor, but i will say the only time i ever had that exact issue was due to a chiropractor visit

I had decent success for a while. Go to the reddit/r/tinder profile thread.

>be attractive
>have between 3 and 10 photos
>be attractive
>most or all photos should be of you in social settings with friends, not mirror selfies or shit like that.
>be attractive
>wear normal, casual clothing in most pictures. Have one or two photos with formal clothing in formal settings, but not all of them.
>be attractive
>if you want to show off your body put one or two photos at pool/beach, not flexing in the bathroom mirror or at gym.
>be attractive

Of course, most important (after being attractive) is to know how to talk to people.

>>17310659
My area must be shit because I'm barely getting matches. Or I'm ugly.

pls respond

I pissed off a friend today by ordering her food she didn't want and it made me realise just how fucking bad I am at doing people things.

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>>17310597
I write it down if someone wants me to get them food

So they know exactly what they're getting to avoid stuff like that

>>17310539
i more or less never offend people. i think its just obvious. im socially retarded in other ways though.

better start working out nigger

>>17310523
Your girlfriend is with you for a reason. When you love someone, you tend to love everything about them. You're probably very attractive in her eyes. More importantly, people will fixate on minute flaws that others likely won't notice at all. You are–and will always be–your worst critic.

>>17310523
>be lazy fat slob for months and completely content
>"oh no, my gf is going to see my pale, pudgy body soon. what do i do?"

this is an instance of (in)action-reaction friend. do things to better yourself for your own sake.

as for maintaining your composure during sex then keep these things in mind:

>try your best not to think about how fucking disgusting you must look, those extra pounds really did a number on that amorphous blob you call a body so it's imperative that you don't think about it too much
>try your best not to imagine and hypothesize what she's thinking when she sees you undress for the first time in months/years and how she may regret staying with you. you might imagine how she is regretting maintaining a long distance relationship to only be met with this disgusting lazy slob that she doesn't recognize anymore
>be certain not to question whether or not she is thinking of you or someone else during sex. everyone fantasizes and more so while in an LDR. trust that she's thinking of you and not Jason from HR that has a nice ass, dresses well, and is so charming

good luck friend.

>too embarrassed

Stop being stupid and get it checked out.

Nah, nothing's wrong. You're good.

>>17310513

I'll admit, I was being stupid, honestly should have said something earlier

It's worth mentioning that I cannot move home, my parents live too far away.

brump

>>17310459

ask her if shes willing to move out by X date. then you just sublet it. you may have to convert the living room to a bedroom or do a roomshare.

you an also try to sublet the entire place and just get ur own studio. or you can ask the landlord to legally let someone replace your lease

>>17310457
Just remember, there exist sexy girls that can look past a face, and nothing is more attractive than confidence. Fake it till you have some. If a girl laughs in your face, shake it off and talk to the next one. Like yourself and others will like you too.

Do your best and don't worry about what everyone else thinks man.

>>17310499
Confidence is a whole other matter (which is just as hard to correct for me), but I really need to rectify this issue with my face. It destroys what's left of my confidence.

>>17310457

post face

>>17310437
I have the same thing with girls and I generally just avoid them and don't care very much at this point, the effort doesn't seem to be worth the reward.

But yeah, if you're uncomfortable talking to guys then talking to guys more will make you better at it and will make it a more enjoyable/comfortable experience. It'll be awkward and cringy at first but that's normal. Besides, as a woman you can't even screw up that much. In women awkwardness is interpreted as "she doesn't like me", in men it's more like "he's autistic".

>>17310467
It's not so much about the talking that's hard for me. I'm just constantly fearing negative judgements or something.

>>17310497
I don't know if this'll make you feel better at all, but guys will primarily judge you by your looks. If you have that part covered as you say then you're fine.

If you have body image issues, as tons of girls have, just do what every other female does - post pictures on social media, dress sluttier to get more attention, these are all huge ego boosters. I could tell you to "just love yourself" but really that's bullshit.