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>>17308307
US. How is it legal for an employer to refuse to hire people who use nicotine? I don't use nicotine and never did, but I applied for Cleveland Clinic and it pissed me off that they test for this and actively deny people employment who smoke or chew.

>Canada

Literally who cares.

>>17308319
drug user isnt a protected class

Thank you to anon from previous thread who called himself a shrimp dick. Inspired me and gave me a kek.

>>17305888
Hey, I've been struggling quite a bit recently with my weight. I got rejected by girls flat out telling me they don't like my body type back when I weighted 93kg. Since then I've started working out and now I'm at 75 and still dropping! Thing is, I'm still too self-conscious when it comes to wearing only a t-shirt, so I either wear hoodies or shirts(mostly shirts). Is there any way to feel better about myself? Or do I have to just simply lose even more weight just so I'll fit better with the society? Thanks in advance. I can provide a picture of myself if needed, but I doubt that.

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>>17305888
I can't remember what age but I remember being out in the yard playing. I was very young. The yard had a very short fence around it, and a girl approached me. She wanted to play and said to follow her to her house. I was too young and stupid to know better so I went along with her. We walked not too far away but it was around the corner and down a street. I can remember only the patio part of the house and that it had a pool. I can remember that area like a picture. I think they wanted me to take my clothes off to swim, I don't know. I can't remember anything other then the image of that patio. I know my family came looking for me and were shouting to try find me. I can't remember what happened but I think I left that house and found them looking for me.

Don't really know what to think. The memory that this happened only came back to me a month ago. Do I just forget about it?

L,
Hope you had a good day, but I still dislike your behavior towards me these past few months.
K

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>>17297684

>>17297646
Dear Mom,

I like femdom fetish porn and love the idea of a furry fox tailplug in my boypussy

>>17311275
You should tell her boyfriend.

I was the boyfriend in this situation and she went behind my back with a co worker, sending nudes, flirting and eventually had phone sex with him.
He sent it all to me and I broke up with the bitch then and there. To think I was going to marry this cunt.

>>17311275
Listen to >>17311279
If she is willing to be a two faced slut with her bf, she'll do it to you too.

Be a bro, and tell her bf. Do some justice.

>>17311279
I'm truly sorry to hear that. I've never met her boyfriend and I have no idea how to contact him without going through her. I don't even know what apartment they live in because she always has me pick her up from a store just up the road. But I also don't want to ruin my chances with her because I really like her.

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>>17311273
Online dating doesn't work. Go to where people usually hang around and socialize.

A lot of profiles tend to be fake to prop up those sites.

Also you're at risk of getting your CC info leaked when those sites get hacked.

>>17311273
Okc doesn't have a paywall..
You can straight up message and browse matches for free. Odds are you're either an ugly cunt or just a cunt.
That said, online dating is usually bullshit.
It's only really effective when you live in a big city, especially if you have niche interests. Doesn't hurt to put yourself out there, but you have to realize that it's like a job application and there's literally hundreds of other people competing with you on them.

>>17311300

this. my experience has been that dating apps and sites are only good for about a month at max.

think about it this way:
>someone claims they want a boyfriend
>so she creates a profile on a dating site
>she is handed a large list of men simply waiting for her to say 'yes ill be your girlfriend'
>yet somehow she manages to be single for months

now im not saying we should all settle down with the first person who catches our interest. i am pro single and think that we should only date someone we have extreme connections with, making dating apps rather obsolete for me if it wasnt for the sex aspect.

but if a girl who is clearly looking for matches cant find one in over a month of online dating with hundreds of options, what does that say about her?

it may say she isnt really looking to date, just hte idea of dating. it may say her standards are too high. but at the very least it says that online dating doesnt work for her.

and i dont blame her. first few weeks on tinder were a whirlwind of emotions. great girls, awesome dates, some of them leading to more dates. if i was a casual dater id definitely have asked one of them to be my girlfriend.

but ive been on it two months now and its dried up. you go through all your options, get a few matches a day at best, and you got 100 matches you havent even bothered messaging cuz they're just kinda 'alright' looking.

Melatonin. A lot of it.

>>17311189

to clarify, you usually wake up at this time, go to bed at 2am.

however today they want you to work at 1am

consider just taking a starbucks energy drink to get through it. can keep me up all night and all day.

or, consider taking melatonin now and sleeping until your shift starts, but thats risky since you just woke up. might ust get drowsy but not sleep.

>>17311265
>>17311197
Cheers folks I'll see how it goes then

I'm Bengali too, I know exactly where you're coming from. Leave them without a second thought, or at the very least allow some limited contact. You should respect them, but you shouldn't be forced to live any way you don't want to.

Are you over 18? Just strike out on your own and live how you want to.

>>17311188
Them trying to make me hang out with people who are so lame and boring it angers me and not letting me have fun freinds is really pissing me off
>>17311194
They pay for most of my stuff, food, school, and they give me a house, I want a flat it NYC since it's really close and has been a dream for me since forever but that would cost so much and the only other options are living in ghetto ass NJ neighborhoods (they're bad here) and living home. Idk what I'll do hopefully I'll make a ton of $$ after school and I'll be gone forever

>>17311052
by checking your grades you autist.

just study Schrodinger's cat

What's done is done, so don't stress over it.

say no thank you I don't wat to be a dick but your my friends sister.

"No thanks." With a smile

>>17310967
first, determine whether or not your gf would be okay with you going to the dance with her.

second, is your friend's sister attractive?

third, would your friend be okay with you at least getting a blowjob from his sister?

fourth, what are the chances that she would suck you off? is it above 80%?

fifth, would you be able to keep it from your gf?

did you at least use a condom?

>>17310966
worst case scenario is that it's internal bleeding which could quickly result in you dying.

so be sure to sleep on it.

Go to a hospital.

>>17310916
by getting good at things, pretending you're good at things, or believing you're' good at things

>>17310922
I am good at things.

I'm just not a worthwhile and lovable human being.

>>17310930
What are you good at? What are some of your impressive talents

>>17310912
bump

who the hell worries about these things

you might as well just kys

>>17310950

Well I dont want himto not to speak to me again or not be able to hang out.

>>17310871
>being this underage

"I really fucking hate Scott Pilgrim, let's get into therapy."

Wow you've really hit on the big issues here. Sorry but only experienced in less important stuff like should we have another baby or should I change jobs while having the stress of a mortgage. I'll leave this important question to the pros.

Just don't be a dumbass and take meds not prescribed for you in the future.

>>17310818

Trust me, I won't. But does it help now to say that? Nope.
I've stopped taking this thing the day this happened, and the more I googled it, the less i wanted to be on any medication.

I'm still fucked and ruined.

Tell your employer the truth bro. The worst he can do is fire you, which is going to happen anyway if you don't try.

Offer to pay for another test in a couple of weeks. Benzos are lipid soluble and take awhile to get out of your system.

What kind of job is it? I'd probably considsr hiring someone if they explained your situation.

>>17310779
Dude, Dad's are the most stubborn human beings on the planet. My Dad broke his tibula and fibula from falling off the roof back in 07'. A WEEK later he was cleaning the pool in a damn wheel chair. They're the hard working generation, hands down.

You just gotta let him do his thing. He'll find out the hard way.

>I'm not a robot

>>17310786
It doesn't help that he grew up on a farm in Kansas either. It's all about grit and sucking it up for those guys.

He's getting older though, if he fucks up bad enough then there's no bouncing back from it.

Captcha pics had a sign that says "STOP: MEN AT WORK"

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>>17310779
bump