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I have a guy friend I have a crush on, I have never thought gay thoughts until i met him, what should I do /adv/?
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how do I get him to like me more
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>>17311424
is he gay?
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I dont know if he is or isnt
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There's a girl who thinks I'm creepy. She hangs out with drug dealers, convicted rapists, bikers, and gang members but not me. I'm "creepy" in her eyes. What does this mean? Is it because I'm a Christian?
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Maybe yo're actually creepy. Regardless, women are stupid andyou shouldn't really take their intuition into account.
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>>17311413
How am I creepy though? I just said I'm not a drug dealers, convicted rapists, bikers, and/or and gang members. Unless creep means something else.
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>>17311421
Creepy usually means you act weird. Are you socially fucked? Invasive? Do you follow people around? Say weird stuff?
It doesn't matter too much though.
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>make lots of money
>get a poor gf
>tell her she dosen't need to work and spoil her
>have her pass up any opportunities that come to her
>when she wants to marry, tell her she can either get a preenup or be a forever girlfriend
>by this point she's completely dependent on me and even if she gets bored she has to stay there and be a good wife because there's nowhere else for her
Is this the only way to not end up divorced
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You're fucked mate. Why not just marry a chick that's not a lazy shit. Hell, my girlfriend will probably make more than me on paper in 5 years. And just get the prenup regardless
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>>17311394
any self-respecting girl that understands the risks of becoming completely dependent on you would continue to pursue a career.
if this is your goal then seek out a young, dumb slut and just pump and dump when she gets too old. replace with a new one. you're not looking for a wife.
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>>17311394
I don't think you understand what a prenup is. Also, you forgot all about alimony.
How do I stop interpreting every act of friendship, kindness or basic human decency from the opposite sex as romantic advances?
I just keep fucking falling for every rough-looking guy who doesn't go through with me with the canine method, and it's starting to become a problem.
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>>17311391
canine method?
either way, the only way to stop interpreting it is to stop acting on it.
if you dont act on it you will see when a guys REALLY interested and that'll be the end of that.
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>>17311391
just be cool be chill haha be yourself its summer XD
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>>17311400
Canine method to meeting a foreign item:
1. Can I eat it?
2. Can I fuck it?
3. Can I tear it to shreds?
4. If not, piss on it and walk away.
I'm "it".
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>meet girl
>fall for her massively
>stop seeing more atttactive fwb because I want to focus on new girl
>know her 2 month ish now and she is giving me signs that she doesn't like me
>every time I see her or talk to her I am brain dead the rest of the day because I'm so stimulated and obsessed by her
I am 25 and have been in a few relationships, 17 partners total. I am not desperate for anyone
What's going on
Why is my brain fucked
Why does my whole body shut down after seeing her
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>>17311384
sometimes we fall in love. sometimes its unrequited.
ive had an extremely normal healthy dating life, but theres one guy i cant get. hes not even my type, his hair is stupid, hed be ugly to most girls, but i wanted him from the moment we shook hands.
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>>17311384
because falling in love makes you feel like nothing else matters especially if the girl is happy around you
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>>17311384
You're in love.
Welcome to the most incredible/terrifying feeling on earth.
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Why so? I see know problem with it. Mixed-race kids are the best
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This is entirely dependent on how you raise them. Expose them to both cultures, not attempt to shoehorn them into one
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>>17311341
well, where do you live?
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>I've read lots of stories about white-asian mixed males having identity issues, getting depressed, etc.
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Hello /adv/, I'll get straight to the point. My vagina is only 4" deep (even when aroused). I've only been with one other guy aside from my current boyfriend. My ex had a large-ish penis, and sex with him hurt. My current boyfriend, however, has an average penis. It's the perfect length/girth for me. But, he's insecure about his size. How do I go about telling him he's the perfect size for me, without implying his penis is small (it's really not) and causing him to become even more insecure?
Saying "it's perfect for me" hasn't worked, and I'm afraid if I tell him my "issue" he'll take it the wrong way. I'm socially autismo, help me /adv/.
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>>17311336
How do I know if i have a "short vagina" ? This is new I never heard about it :O
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>>17311342
I don't know if it's a common issue. I found out by using a dildo, and measuring how deep it went inside.
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>>17311336
An insecure bitch is an insecure bitch. This is the man you chose, one who's insecurities are more powerful than anything you can say or do.
What a catch.
You know that vibe you get that tells you to run from someone and never look back?
Well I have been ignoring it for 2 years and I am scared it's going to blow up in my face.
Has anyone ignored it and it all turned out better than expected?
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>>17311321
yeah. its mostly from 'never judge a book by its cover' scenarios though.
8th grade there were those girls, the ylooked hella bitchy. so serious when they werent smiling, so catty when they were. the ones who'd clearly finished puberty already. avoided them all year
randomly got seated with them in algebra class. turned out they were hella fucking nice. best friend material. totally normal theyd jsut finished puberty and liked their dark fashion sense.
similar situation in junior year.
>walk in to class
>two girls opposite side of room
>one amazingly hot resting bitch face type girl
>one rather chubby clearly geeky anime weabu type girl
>sat with chubs and bonded over anime
>turned out shes a total bitch, and when shes not being bitchy shes just annoying and dumb as all fuck
>resting bitch face girl turned otu to be a really sweet normal girl who even had geek interests herself.
but these are first impression kind of cases. not ongoing 'GET OUT' situations
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>>17311321
No, my first impression is always right. Always.
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>>17311404
>i never bother getting to know someone after i first look at them
>drank a bunch when I was younger
> did a lot of drugs and smoked cigarettes for like 2 years
> decide to stop being retarded and only do that stuff every once in awhile and in moderation
> parAnoid I may have set myself up to get cancer super hard
How do I cope?
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>>17311319
By realizing that were all getting cancer regardless
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>>17311319
Did you shoot fucking Krokodil? No? Then you'll be fine as long as you stay clean and stop being stupid from now on.
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>>17311319
People can smoke cigarettes for 20 years and still not get cancer. You're fine.
Why is that I find men with makeup on so attractive? There's something about applying makeup onto a man, dressing him up and then fucking him that turns me on so much. I don't mean like full on drag makeup with the contour and everything, but I don't mind that either. Hypothetically, if your girlfriend was to tell you that she had this fantasy, what would your reaction be? Should it be a fetish left untold?
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>>17311315
Closet lesbian?
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>>17311317
Nah, I thought about that but I really couldn't push myself into doing stuff with girls. I'm not homophobic in any way either.
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I have a crossdressing fetish and would love to have a GF like you.
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Can somebody give me an insight into what is going on here.
I started getting guitar lessons a few months ago with a guy a bit older than me. (I'm female) and everything was going really well. We would chat about music online and I would sing for him sometimes and I thought he was generally an awesome person. We started getting a bit closer and lessons went on for longer and we would go out together for walks or to bars or watch movies in his room. The other night we were watching a movie when he kissed me then said "Now is a good time to tell you I've liked you since the first time I saw you". One thing lead to another and we ended up having sex. I went home the next day and didn't hear anything from him for a few days. I turned up for a lesson and he was really awkward and visibly uncomfortable, and went back to a really formal type of teaching like nothing before had happened. I asked him if he was ok and he just said he was busy that day and I should go home. That was 3 days ago and I haven't heard anything since.
Have I fucked up? I don't recall doing anything wrong that night. I thought it was generally pretty great.
What has happened to cause this change?
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>What happened?
He lost interest.
>But why..?
You'll never know and if he's a good person he won't give you a reason to hate yourself.
It happens, choose life
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>>17311241
did the sex suck?
did he wear a condom?
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>What has happened to cause this change?
You opened your legs, too easy I'd say.
You better ask what's up straight and clear it up. He obviously doesn't want anything serious other than a fuck.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Shy girls, how do you show affection/interest to a guy you're interested in?
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>Have extensive criminal past
>Never got caught doing anything
>Reformed completely, I don't even speed on the highway anymore
>Dating now
>Try gently broaching the subject with women, no specific details
>They react with disbelief and seem to think I'm faking being a "bad boy" to seem more interesting
>Try not telling them at all
>Feel like some sort of weird serial killer hiding behind a mask
Do I just bury this shit and pretend that it never happened?
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>>17311229
What should I ask the opposite sex?
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I'm fucked and don't know what to do anymore. I've been paranoid that I have diabetes as I'm always tired, thirsty, and hungry so I decided to go to the doctor without my family knowing, I'm 19.
Well they did a blood test and I just got a call thst my blood sugar level is over 300 and they want me to come in tomorrow asap to do more tests.
Im 5'8 and 227 lbs, not very active, haven't done any sports since sophmore year of high school, and am clinically diagnosed with depression.
I can't tell my parents this, not only is this shameful that I ate myself into this situation but that I haven't done much in my life to warrant my parents being proud.
I remember when I was ages 6-12 how happy I was and how much I pushed myself to do well in physical activities in order to play with friends. I re did the mile about 5 times in 4th grade because I was sad at running a 13 minute mile. By my 5th try I was down to 10:03.
Nowadays I can't run a 13 minute mile. I'm dissapointed in myself, I've wanted to be healthier but I need someone to force me to do it while being with me every step of the way. I know that sounds lazy and maybe I am so shit.
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tell your parents and tell them you need to go to a shrink too.
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Whats a shrink? Also how do I directly reply to somebody here?
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Tomorrow you start running again then. Just do one thing each day to improve your life. You either have the willpower to improve, or you don't.
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dealing with loss
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a friend of mine committed suicide very recently. it's hard, and it really hurts. i don't know what to do. guess time will help.
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>>17311207
wouldn't have been able to do anything about it friend.
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>>17311211
this is true, especially in this case. but i'm thinking back to the last conversation we had, when he was confiding in me. i was high as fuck and i'm just sure i said all the wrong things. sometimes i'm not a very good friend.
at least i tried.
now i don't feel like working or seeing any other friends. just staying really high and trying not to feel.
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The dead can't feel pain or observe time.
You shouldn't regret not preventing their suicide, they're at peace.
Choose life.
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Hello, /adv/ocates
I have a question. What's the fastest way to get an photo ID card in California? I don't have one since I don't drive and I have no other form of government issued photo ID.
Is there a way to get one the same day from the DMV? Thanks for the help, anons.
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bumpitty flump
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dk about cali but in my state you can use a ss card or birth certificate
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Step 1.) open google
Step 2.) "how to get photo ID
is it really that fucking hard to google shit nowadays?