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>>17312806
That's the fastest fucking way to destroy your livelihood. Search on Facebook.

Or, do this "Hey, I saw you at the movies last weekend with your boyfriend, what did you guys watch?"

She will respond two ways, "I don't have a boyfriend" or "We didn't go to the movies last weekend."

Machiavelli, Art of War, read it.

>>17312818
Unless she actually did go to the movies with her boyfriend.
Also chances are you just think she's interested, when she isn't.
Also don't fucking fuck your fucking superior, that shit will blow up like a Muzzie at a Bar Mitzvah.

>>17312839
Well she is really attractive and dtf if I am not completely mistaken. I also don't care that much about my job

>>17312762
Dude, you're a 20-year-old med student. It could be astronomically worse.

Hang in there. When it's all said and done, you will only have to show face at events/bars/whatevz and when someone asks "What do you do?" and you say "I'm a Doctor," you've instantly hit the top of the food chain.

>>17312762
>How to cure social obliviousness and retardedness?
It'll cure itself in your profession.

>>17312877
>It could be astronomically worse.
No doubt about that. Having no friends and generally being cringey is awful though.

>you've instantly hit the top of the food chain.
That only means people want to exploit me. It doesn't make me actually likeable as a person.

>>17312878
I doubt it. I'm ok with test tubes and patients if they actually have some problem I can solve, but I'm awfully retarded to people.

Don't worry, OP. Someday, you won't be 16 anymore and you'll grow out of your edgelord phase

Maybe, but not for that reason. Personally I feel that reproduction in general is immoral since no one ever consented to be born.

Regardless, all life on earth will go extinct in 400 million years when the sun's increasing luminosity causes runaway evaporation of all water. And then some time much later the universe itself will die.

>>17312754
sure, check pol

also im way past that, behind 7 ideologies

Yes.
Buy a test. Then you can be worried.

>>17312726
Yes I should be worried or yes get the test and then worry?

>>17312730
Get the test. Good luck

Use viagra until your confidence grows naturally, and/or get head before trying to stick it in!

Quit porn for 3 months and see if it gets better.

>I can't quit
You're having an addiction problem..

Try gas station dick pills, extenze, horny goat weed, yadda yadda. Buy 'em on the other side of town, or 20 miles out or whatever you gotta do.

I take 'em about an hour before I think I might be gettin' busy, and I usually at least crush 'em right before I swallow.

I don't use 'em any more, but I probably would if I was about to get some strange that wasn't my girlfriend or something, because I always have erection trouble when I'm with someone new.

When in doubt, cold water on delicate cycle

>>17312697
Take it to have it cleaned.

That way if they fuck it up, they are liable. If that option is off the table, don't buy shit not worth taking to the cleaners.

>>17312697
My wife says you should put it in on the synthetic cycle. She seems to know what she's talking about.

>>17312692
You're a purist with your weed who wants to mix weed? Sounds legit.

Stop smoking so much or get a better job, you purist you.

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Ewww, wtf. Simply don't smoke cannabis with anything at all, get yourself a fucking glass pipe and smoke it strait up. It's better for you, it tastes better, and you're not being a faggot when you do it.

Make sure you also mix chalk with your cocaine

>>17312680

There's no "should" about it. Say whatever you want to say. It doesn't really matter.

Also, make your pronouns match, dude!

>Should a guy lie.... when HE'S over the age...

or

>Should YOU lie... when you're over the age...

>>17312685
kek

>>17312685
>Also, make your pronouns match, dude!
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who suffers from this form of autism

>>17312632
It's a scam. Just send an email to their support detailing when you joined their network and the reason you want to leave, channel details etc. make sure that the reason is not a simple excuse. try to make the email as formal as you can. They dont have any hold against you as they did give you a three months trial period. Tell them that you had requested to unlink many times and was rejected each time. tell them this is opposite of what they had promised or claimed. End the email by asking them to unlink their network or you will contact youtube for help.

>>17312693
Adding onto my post. You could also just make a new YouTube channel and post a update on your old channel and inform subs about your problem and ask them to sub to your new channel.

>>17312632
>RECStudios.tv
I thought everyone knew that was a scam. You'd honestly have been better partnering with machinima than those guys (ffs don't partner with machinima btw). Here's a couple of tips on choosing your partner:

1. Look at RECStudio's homepage (I'd like to think you'd already done this). The very first thing that should set the alarm bells ringing is that they offer payment via western union. There is nothing in this day and age that involves wire transfers that isn't a scam, plain and simple. The second thing is that they consider an "expert level" content creator to be someone who gets more than 200 views a day. That's less than 1.5k views a week, which will earn you about enough revenue for a small sandwich. If I don't get a couple of thousand views a day my partner would be on the phone asking me what the fuck I tihnk I'm playing at, and I'm no where near to their top tier.

2. If a partner approaches you, it generally means they're going to fuck you over. Unless you have to argue, beg, fight and plead for them to partner with you in the first place, you're getting a bad deal.

Wow, it's almost as if people are different...

>>17312620
Well I can't fucking tell m8

>>17312617
Women are retarded. More news at 11

>>17312620
Problem is more about women expecting us to guess and read their minds all the time, and punishing is if we're guess wrong. Try to make a move when she didn't want you to? She'll never talk to you again and will tell her friend your a creep (or a rapist, of she's a feminist). Don't make a move when she wanted you to? Your just a friend now, because she sees you as weak.

Women fucking suck at communicating, and then blame men for not being mind readers

>>17312585
Make up your mind who you are.

Either you are relatively sane and fit, and want careers advice, or you have decided you are mentally ill and want help getting benefits.

Make the choice.

>>17312631
all of this...

Plus, why have you taken the option of going back to college off the table? Did you fuck up that bad?

>>17312631
I believe I'm mentally ill but the SSA doesn't agree with me (so far, and I do know it's common to get rejected for benefits).
I think it'd be nice to be in cc so I'm leaning towards that. Being on disability wouldn't preclude me from being in school.
>>17312700
I fucked up pretty bad. Had medical withdrawals for several semesters. Just barely in continued good standing. (I'm actually pretty proud of that.)
I never truly knew what I was doing and had difficulty handling the work.
If I go back I have to really know what I'm doing and feel the desire to do so, I think. I don't right now.

(Continued)

You see, I work in the creative field, and she was hoping to break into it. It was fun talking to her about what we aspire to do since she had ambition, and I am now becoming more and more cynical about the work I do.

I tried forgetting about her and tried dating others, but she seemed to have the perfect combination of similar goals, similar tastes, and similar upbringing. Whenever I have a bad day, I thing "I wonder what (name) is doing, and I check her twitter. Surely enough it puts a smile on my face.

I know there will never be a scenario where I can contact her without either scaring her, or come off as a stalker (which I guess I am). It's not a good feeling to have a great interaction going, and have someone else fuck it up so bad. I don't know, maybe I am just trying to get this off my chest, but it would be nice to hear the thoughts from strangers.

What about being completely honest? Sure, you may look like a creep but there's the chance that she understands your motives and appreciates the honesty.

The worst outcome is that you are in the same situation in which you are now, isn't it?

>>17312676
This is usually the correct response. You have a 100% chance of failure if you do nothing. Don't get your hopes up too much, if she wanted to keep talking to you she would have told you before deleting her account. But, you've got a 1% chance of success and a 99% chance of some random woman thinking you're a creep. Part of being a man is learning that the odds are so stacked against you, you need to take those chances.

your friend can spend his money however he wants.

i generally wait till my phone runs into an issue that i cannot fix on my own because i'm a poorfag.

also, do upgrades even exist anymore? pretty sure wireless telecommunications companies have gone the rent-a-phone route.

>>17312566
I've got a stupidphone so basic that it doesn't even have a camera, and it works fine for me. I can talk to people and they can talk to me. All the rest is filagree.

The right time is when you a) feel like it, b) can.

I wouldn't mind others' opinions if your phone serves your needs.

>>17312565
if you spent less time shitposting on /adv/, less time masturbating, and more time at the mall then i assure you that you'll have better luck with finding a female companion.

why don't you do that friend?

what's up alternate me?
what are your plans and goals?

>>17312581
I rarely post on /adv/. I'll try masturbating less and we do not go to a mall instead of supermarkets to buy food etc.

http://www.backpage.com/

>>17312568
it's a virus?

Just ask your local prostitute supplier