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>>18628622
>wizchan

So the paranoid fucker that keeps spamming >2017 wizchan and is continuously fighting the mods about normies is right. Goddam.

>lainchan
>.org
Can't believe anyone browses that shithole after appleman's incredible demonstration of incompetence.

>>18628639
I stopped btowsing wiz and lainchan.

Lainchan was a quick lurk and I gtfo there fast.

Wizchan is full of stuck up r9k with confirmation bias.

I was taking more about 4chan

>>18628614
>How do I stop this?

Soulsmates don't exist. Problem solved.

>>18628614
Slutty is different for men and women a man that is slutty is far more desirable than one who is not

>>18628603
Sup baby
Can you send me a pussy pic?

Just fucking say hello and talk to each other you insecure fuck

>>18628808

Not op, but saying hello does not work, ever. The most common thing people say is to go off of something thats in her bio, but most females leave it blank or unrelated to anything, so you probably wont get anything off that either. Honestly its tinder, anyone who doesnt respond to you isnt going to see you anyway, so theres no shame. By that logic, I just say say whatever you want, and be really fucking jokey about it. Treat it like a game. Works more often than a one liner or a random hello

>>18628825
Your there to find interests not to play a fucking video game

Hi, my name is (anonymous). My background is in (enter academic experience here). I'm new to this field and I'm excited to be a part of the team.

That's petty much all you're expected to say.

Had the same problem when i started in februari with my new job. My advice is be fair with them about yourself still being quite inexperienced but you will do whatever it takes to get on a higher level. Youre definitely not "dumb" since they chose to hire you. Also about urself being social awkward... everyone is these days..

>>18628596
Is that it? something that short would be kind of awkward wouldn't it?

>>18628554
>giving a shit about teachers

Literally the dregs of society.

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So.. I got this one 9.8/10 girl in my class and i have a crush on her.. what should i do? I dont wanna get rejected or anything so im really afraid of telling her. What should i do? Btw im a peace of shit 3/10, shy, easly angry and lil depressed so that makes everything worse.

>>18628582
Fuuuuck wrong place to comment shit

Inb4
>iphone
>phone poster

Use clover newfag

Ahaha dumb iToddler

Go to a doctor a back is nothing to fuck with they'll at least tell you what specifically is wrong and you can do stretches like a Mckenzie exercise.

Deal with it, find a massager who gives massages cheap, take some pain killers and ice it, do light stretches to get the blood flowing. Welcome to the 99% PUHCENT

Do you stand with proper posture and sit with back support? Do you sleep with only one thin pillow? Not doing any of these things can cause back problems.

Try correcting your posture first. Eliminate slouching whenever possible. Lift up your computer monitor so it's at eye level, sit up straight, make it so you don't have to hunch over your work.

>>18628478
Yeah that was kinda shitty.

If you really care you already know what to do about this. Go see her give her a hug and be her friend.

If you don't want to do that then you don't care and THAT makes you a bad person.

>>18628478
That was automotive as fuck. Why do you talk like a retard. Also it's best not to bring up people's past grievances. No one wants to be reminded of there pain.

>>18628514
i met her online, thats the point. i just cant go to her
she lives in america and i in Europe
i really would hug her if i could but i just cant and money doesnt grow on a tree or else i would've gone to her already

>>18628473
Just tell her she's not your type. She'll know what you mean.

Don't date unless your desperate.

Just say you're not into her. She will know it's because she's fat. If she presses it or gets uppity then say "it's because of our weight, I'm looking for someone who takes care of themselves".

if i were you i should give the girl a try, who knows it turns out great for the both of you

First thing I'd suggest is getting rid of that debt as soon as you possibly can. Make sure there are absolutely no jobs whatsoever that are entry level in your current area. You have a car, and you live with your parents, so if you can find an entry level job at most within 30-40 minutes of your house you would have income without having to worry about rent. If there are absolutely no entry level jobs within that 40 minute radius, I'd suggest a long distance commute (if you can afford the time lost while traveling and the gas costs)

Moving out is an extremely big choice that will create a whole new set of problems in your life, and will eat into the free time you once had. (You will have to clean your own house, cook your own meals, buy a new bed, cookware, furniture, pay the bills, etc) Another thing you have to make sure of before you move out, is if the job that requires you to move out is guaranteed.

Don't take out a personal loan unless absolutely necessary. You already have debt and you don't want more debt piling up on top of that.

>>18628471
There's nothing entry level that I want. I've checked with all the major websites and companies but they just are not willing to take you on without the certifications and you need on the job hours for certifications so it's a catch 22.

There are a couple of positions but they work with radiation which is the last thing I want to deal with. I have experience but it's in general quality which I want to move away from. and i can't get rid of the debt since I have no job at the moment.

I live in a town at the outskirts of a city and anything that isn't fast food requires an hour commute so my time is pretty much gone anyway. I never really wanted to move out since no rent and mom's cooking is great plus I get along with my dad really well but I'm just desperate to not be stuck with random jobs that are borderline poverty tier.

>>18628379
bump

Acetaminophen is best taken orally for surface pains (like cuts and burns)

Ibuprofen is best taken orally for internal pain (like organs and cramps)

>>18628379
topical? some stores sell numbing agents, if that is what you're talking about.

oral over the counter, I'd say ibuprofen.

>>18628325
Go to a doctor

>>18628325

same, just one of life's little charms I guess

>>18628317
You're not on your parent's insurance?

>>18628317
If it is red and swollen go to the hospital. If not incorporate a fuck ton of bananas into your diet and give it rest. If after doing those two things it doesn't get better in two weeks see a doctor.

>>18628392
My parents garbage insurance requires a $75 co-pay and since I don't live with them that would come out of my pocket and I can't afford it.
>>18628417 it's the exact same color as my other leg, nothing really out of the ordinary other than the numbness. I'll try eating more bananas thanks.

I used to be ice cold, always calm, didn't matter what the situation is. It's about the mindset, but it has been a couple years since I got toxic because ex. Bump I'm interested as well

>>18628254
Either start smoking weed or stop smoking weed.

1. Get bullied and beaten by your parents as a kid
2. Run away and be homeless for half of your teenage years
3. Get your shit together and live a normal life

scraping the bottom really helps with changing your perspective on whats important