I want to move to England to be with my girlfriend but I know absolutely nothing about immigration. Anyone have any experience with visas, or just anything about immigrating to another country. Any help is appreciated.
>>18631200
Unless you're from the EU and hurry, you can't.
You have to have a visa. A tourist visa (the one they give you at the British airport when you arrive) has a 6 month limit and you can't work. A student visa has to be applied for in advance with evidence of school acceptance, lasts only as long as you're in school, and you can't work.
A work visa requires advance application and documents from an employer that you have a job waiting for you and that it's one you are uniquely fit for so you won't be stealing it from a Brit.
There are several roads to immigration but they all require extensive advance applications and evidence of savings and income to guarantee you won't go on the dole.
Of course, if you're from the EU, you just walk in and settle down.That's the main reason for Brexit
>>18631311
I'm not from the EU. I know it'll take a while, figured it'd take at least a year. Just wanted to make sure that I was on the right track.
>>18631200
Fuck off mate, we're full.
Unless you are a hispanic or latino woman.
Please stop me from killing myself.
I went through a lot of stuff with being homeless and in abusive environments.
So this week I moved into a christian block of rooms with one room mate.
He's got something wrong with him, he went through my facebook while I was in the shower he seems normal 60% of the time but he has same sex feelings and is VERY INSECURE.
He will complain about one other person I'm friends with FOR HOURS. HOURS.
I'm so happy to move into this group and have some meaningful friends but this is a huge wrench in it.
What the fuck do I do? I have nowhere else to live.
>>18631152
Just tell him that you can't be his shoulder to cry on all the time, politely, and ask him if he has someone else to talk to or to seek help because it seems like he's under a lot of stress that you can't help with.
>>18631152
Ask whoever the head Christian guy is for help.
If you can, it'd be nice to afford the guy a bit of discretion regarding specifics, but do what you have to to be placed in a different room or with a different roomie.
Explain that you aren't equipped to help him with this sort of thing and that it is impacting on you negatively.
>>18631233
>Ask whoever the head Christian guy is
Is that Jesus, or God?
For starters, I'm a compulsive liar in real life, I'm aware of the problem and trying to fix myself. I've also been told that I sometimes speak in a nervous tone that makes me sound like I'm lying when I'm even not.
Anyway, there's this guy I met in college studying I.T., some years ago. Back then he would keep making fun of me (in a lighthearted way) for not having a job. So I then lied and say that I was working at a small shop. I actually worked for one once but that was back in high school and for a little while, until the owner (who apparently turned out to be a scammer) left town.
Now I met him again, he asked me what I was doing. I said I did some freelance work with a friend. This is also a lie, I almost did but the projects were cancelled by the clients so I never did.
I lie to certain people about this job stuff because I'm very ashamed of never having had a job so far. I also told him that I've been a private teacher at home, this is true but again, I only did it for a short while. I have depression and extremely low motivation.
Anyway, after that he suddenly suggested that he can help me get an I.T. job where he works. It sounded pretty cool. He asked me to send him my resume. Naturally I don't want to include neither of those two things in it, as they are false. But telling him the truth is not an option, I don't want to have to deal with that. It's likely that I will run into him again often. What do? The only part I put in my resume as "experience" is the private teacher part, even though it's not related at all to I.T., just to sound like I wasn't doing nothing all these years (going to college without having some sort of job here makes you a laughing stock after a certain age).
Does it make sense to not want to include work experience stuff I allegedly did, in a resume? How do I explain not including it without making it sound like I'm definitely lying? Or what else should I do?
Thanks
>>18631103
You got two options tell the truth or keep lieing im a believer that if you lie yourself into a situation you can lie your way out
Its best not to lie full stop anon. Don't make a habit of it. If you don't feel inclined putting it on your C.V, which I suggest you don't, you can always say to him that they were very short term and that you didn't want to put it down on your resume.
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Thanks! Yes I found the problems that come with lying. It's become a habit but I keep reminding myself to try hard to stop lying.
In my school people behave differently from the outside
That's because the school works like a cellular signal cutter, then blocking the psychic control signal of the government transmitted by satellites.
It's confirmed that straight after people get out their personalities change just like it was before entering the school.
By the way if every people use aluminum hats we can avoid being controlled by the government and create the utopia we always wanted.
The problem are the smartphone cameras used by the government to control us, the GPS used to locate us, the subliminal messages in the TV broadcast and of course the chemicals in the vaccines that makes us consumists (which explains why they give us in Christmas here).
>>18631015
This was so fucking lazy. What retard does bait this poorly?
0/10
YOU'RE BEING MANIPULATED CUNT
>>18631015
Yes, and the tinfoil hats don't work anymore. Trepanning is the only protection
Should I remember than no matter how bad my life gets, at least 50 million people from the Bubonic plague era would gladly trade their lives for mine?
>>18630921
true and to give you better perspective travel to some 4th world shit hole where there is literally nothing to eat, no way to produce anything to eat, every leaf, root, weed, animal, insect, everything has been eaten already and you waste away in agony.
99% of the humans that existed until now would trade their life for yours
>>18630921
What do you need advice on?
This isnt questions answers.
(English is not my first language)
So basically I had my first girlfriend for one year, but things are falling apart.
She has psychological issues (low selfsteem, talk about suicide constantly) and their parents are the cause. His father cheats on her mother every weekend and his mother has this psycho moments when she basically insults and shouts at my girlfriend, not sure if it's because of the stress or whathever, but it's no excuse. So basically my gf receives psychological abuse constantly in his house.
The thing is, I have clinical depression (4 years now) and I have done everything I could have done this year to make her happy, but I can't anymore. This thing has affected me way too much and I am living miserable. I love her, but I cannot mantain a sane relationship with her at the time, so I told her that the best way to fix this was to give us some time, maybe months. Did I do the right thing?
>>18630914
Yes. Your list of psychological issues aside, relationships frequently just don't work and better to end it and move on than stay and be miserable.
>>18630914
Can't fix someone if you're broken. I think you did the right thing.
Also, 'his' is for guys and 'her' is for girls. So you wouldn't say 'his' when talking about your girlfriend.
Well anon, i wouldnt have done that, but you already did it, so make your best to rebuild yourself and if you comeback with her, you have to be the happy and active guy she needs, think about the image
Seen so much porn I can get a little aroused by girls but can't actually get turned on enough unless I see cocks in them somewhere, and I'm afraid it'll get worse. I want to reverse this.
Stop looking at porn
>>18630907
Camgirls do it for me. Being able to talk to them and rp me fucking them is pretty hot. No dicks in sight too (other than my dick of course)
>>18630907
Stop looking at porn. Forever. Fap once per week with your eyes closed. In few months you will get boner at mere sight of long hair.
https://yourbrainonporn.com/
Hello /adv/ first thread here.
So, my situation is pretty delicate to explain, during my youth, I used to do online dating very well (like I used to have 2+ gf in the same time. After a while, I tried IRL and had a GF for 1 year before she move out (change country).
To not feel bad I deleted her, and all pictures, and some friend got me into wow, I got addicted and stopped all my games.
Now I want to get back in the game at 23, and use an application to finds girl which I easily can fuck but don't cus... idk why.
Online dating all these girls who had feeling for me and I was just playing made me real sick that's why I stopped.
Today I'm doing the same and I wonder if I feel bad about being the same as I was young, or i'm just scared of sex cus I didn't had the occasion of having sex with my first one (yes I'm virgin)..
Someone in a similare position? or who could help me with my blocage? Should I have sex with some random girl wich I spoke for a week?
Also, I believe some guys here will say "You can talk to girls and be yourself, stop raging I can't talk to girl" well we all have our problems. Help please :(
Oh yeah btw I appologize in advance for my low level in english
I'm not english native
I'm not sure if I'm following completely so feel free to correct me.I think firstly you need to ask yourself if you just want to have sex or a relationship and then try to find someone who seems to want the same with you.Also if you just talk for a week with a girl online she probably hasn't developed feelings yet so don't feel guilty I guess.In any case whenever in doubt just ask what the other person what they want.Honesty is key in most cases.
>>18631265
Thanks for your answer, in the past, I used to do it online, now I meet them IRL (maybe I should mention that).
And it was in the past, I created feeling with stupid shit girls love, like "making a countdown before going to sleep every night" for some girl, learning what they like and seem interessed... to be honest, I like it, I say it's stupid shit but it feel good, that's why I think I want a relationship :^)
But since I'm a neet it's not realy possible (even if I have my own flat in town). I also never told this story (fully) to anyone. It feel good to tell what you feel, even if it's anonymous.
Thanks again for listening ^^
Any brits here? I'm a South Asian guy in England and I feel like my dating options are limited because most white girls won't even consider dating a brown guy. I don't feel part of any culture that isn't British but I feel like most South Asian girls go for a kind of guy that I'm not.
Thoughts?
I never know what the hell brits mean when they talk about Asians, but there's so many paki and Indian woman I'm britain, I think it'd be stupid to just assume that you'll never get along with one of them.
>>18630868
Keep trying or die alone. Nobody is entitled for love. You have to earn it first.
Is there a single likeable trait about you? Why would anybody want to spend time with you?
>apart from your race?
>>18630868
It's also the smell and the behavior that comes with being a Pajeet.
One more reason why even SA girls avoid SA guys.
Goodmorning /adv/, this is my first time posting here so sorry for breaking any rules beforehand but I don't know what other board to go to to ask this.
I'm going to be taking surgical nursing this semester, what are some important things I should already know before starting? Thanks in /adv/ance.
>>18630831
Check your your tools before and after you're done. Apparently us mechanics aren't the only ones who start out with a different number than what we end with.
>>18630831
You should take this to reddit.
This is a very specialized question and you might be able to find people who will give you answers but reddit actually has verification of users which will help get you more reliable answers.
Hey, could anyone who knows their way around rpcs3 please help? i'm trying to boot up persona5 but nothing happens.
>pic related
>>18630817
RTFM
Read the fucking manual.
https://rpcs3.net/blog/2017/07/13/persona-5-is-now-playable-in-rpcs3/
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9Q3uHJtD0
https://nicoblog.org/guides/rpcs3-emulation-tutorial-guide/
>>18630817
this looks like something you should ask in the official discord server https://discord.me/RPCS3
My friend bought some LSD but it's been dropped onto/into dried apricots.
Does this work with actual LSD, or has my friend bought some random chemical, and should I trust this dealer with other stuff?
Give me some thoughts
>>18630749
Here let me taste.
Nope its just weed you got burned.
How do I stop my unhealthy sleeping habits?
It got so bad that i take 10 minute naps on the toilet at work, because i am constantly tired. Even have my own technique, set an alarm for about 15 minutes, take a fresh roll of toilet paper as a pillow and start napping. Usually wake up after 10 minutes from my own snoring. I'm afraid someone will find out. Please help
>>18630697
Just fucking smoke a joint bro Jesus
I haven't slept for 34 hours straight to fix my schedule to 00:00-08:00. You can try this at this weekend.
Why can't I make friends?
Why can't I have a girlfriend?
Why was this chosen for me?
When are you allowed your own choices?
>>18630653
>friends
When was the last time you tried to invade someones private life and chat him up?
>gf
How many girls have you asked on date in the past 2 years?
>chosen
Nothibg was chosen for you.
>when
When you make up your mind to actually do something with your life.
http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation
You cant even shitpost right.
You got a choice bud, but as robots we gotta choose to put a fuckload more effort. It's exhausting sometimes.
t. ugly retard with a couple friends and a few embarrassing dates, at least its something.
What are the signs a girl will cheat on her bf with you
>>18630577
She has a history of cheating and is generaly slutty/flirty.
>>18630577
sends you naked pics
>>18630577
She knows you want to fuck her and she still acts just as flirty and spends time alone with you and text you when she's with her bf