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I'm a virgin. Going to have sex with a hooker. Any stories or advice? 2017-08-16 02:21:41 Post No.18626718
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I'm a virgin. Going to have sex with a hooker. Any stories or advice?
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I'm a low life virgin. I'm currently having vacation in South America and before I go, I want to lose my virginity to a hooker. It's legal where I live and I have the money to do so. Problem is...I'm a retard on how sex works. I have watched a lot of porn, but I have heard it's nothing like having sex. I am completely clueless and afraid of fucking it up. Please help.
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First things first: don't forget it's a god damn hooker. I don't care if you saved up mad dosh for your special first time, the rules still apply regardless of the price tag:
>wear a condom, even during BJ
>no kissing
>don't eat her out (obviously)
You wouldn't want PERMANENT consequences for TEMPORARY slightly heightened pleasure. Other than that:
>pace yourself, don't be a one pump chump
After the initial penetration and first couple of pumps, you'll come to realize sex isn't at all as great as people make it seem and stop putting pussy on a pedestal. You'll then embrace the life of asexuality and not give a flying fuck (which will triple your coolness) until you meet someone special enough to make you rediscover the pleasure of sex.
Godspeed. Don't cheap out.
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>>18626756
Thanks I feel a lot more confident now.
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>be 21
>have to move abroad for 1yr with uni
>made this GORGEOUS gf 3 months ago
>she was a virgin, dunno if it matters
>she's the first person I've ever have truly loved
>never had an argument together
>have to leave in roughly 7 weeks
>we still live with this elephant in the room
Haven't told her I love her yet, neither has she,don't know when/if I should.
Neither of us will want a long distance long-term commitment. When I return, she leaves for her own year abroad.
What'd be the best talk about wtf happens during these years? Can't stand pretending it's a never ending fairy tale.
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take every chance life gives you, might be the only time this ever happens after that some other dude will probably be plowing her if it isn't you
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>>18626744
Dude. Exchance students have it so easy that the thought of cucking out was never an option.
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>>18626714
oh fuck no son
I had this exact thing happen to me when I studied abroad. Everything was so perfect, and we decided it would be best to break up once I returned to the States.
We made a bad call and tried to make it work long distance. We made it about six months before she cheated on me (apparently out of loneliness), which tore us apart and drove me away from dating for about a year.
It's been two years this month since we first met and I still have it on my mind. I'm back to my normal self, but it's clear that she wants me back now that she's graduating this year and can afford to move.
I have no regrets (because I did nothing wrong), other than trying to attempt it at long distance. The outcome and the pain shadows over all the happy moments I had with her.
I hope you don't wind up in the same situation. Try and learn from what happened to me if you can.
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Is it even possible to make friends? 2017-08-16 01:56:24 Post No.18626666
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Is it even possible to make friends?
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I'm really tired of people these days... I find myself hating them more and more. No, it isn't due to politics, though that is annoying. It's worse than that for me. What I'm most upset by, is the near total apathy I encounter everyday.
I've always wanted to meet people, and make many good friends. Have people be as interested in me as I am in them, that is to say, a lot. I draw people the most because I like them, and I like the uniqueness of their appearance. I'm not a social person however. I try my best despite this, but to no use at all.
I've studied religions and cultures and try to understand people's hobbies, and whenever I talk to them, I make sure to primarily focus on them, and what they do and how they feel.
I'm just an average looking guy. 6'1, Blond, Blue Eyed American. I don't consider it unattractive but I don't seem to attract anyone either. It's becoming very frustrating to deal with people. I go to events at school all the time, hoping that I will be able to make new friends, and it never pans out. Every time I talk to someone, they usually end up ignoring me after a while, despite my best efforts to interest them. The friends I do have half-ass everything, including texting. Everyday I ask them how they are, how they feel about things, and I help them with their problems. But they never help me with mine, let alone ask me how i'm doing.
It's at this point where I just begin to hate most people. I hate that I can't seem to figure out why people who know very little about the world or others hobbies seem to always come out on top. Rarely do they care for the well being of the other person, yet these people are among the most popular. I have seen time and time again, people getting used by others and then they ask me for emotional support. I provide it for them, and then they leave, never once helping me with my issues.
What's wrong with me? Why am I not good enough for people?
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I think the problem is that people are friends partially to have fun and now fun and other similar things that a friend used to be for is now provided by a plastic and metal rectangular object that everyone has access to nowadays.
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> blonde , blue eyes
Mine fellow nazi
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Hey all. Yesterday, a friend of mine and I were talking yesterday and she told me about how she wants to be treated. By this I mean, she explained that she wanted to be reassured that she was fine in a stressful situation so that she could work.
It bothered me because I thought it was unlike her to ask that. She's always been a capable individual and yet she wants to be comforted? It didn't make sense to me. It escalated into an argument and for once in our friendship, she got really angry. It got so bad that eventually she snapped at me and said:
>Her: "Are you telling me you wouldn't change for anyone?!"
>Me: "NO."
>Her: "I-I would change for you!!"
After that, I was taken aback. She sounded like she was somewhere between flying off the handle and or bursting into tears. We just stopped that and we went back to more normal and calm banter.
I ended up apologizing because I felt like a damned fool. What should I do? What does this say about her? I feel like I was just given a glimpse into her mind or something... can anyone help me?
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Just hug and comfort her
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>>18626654
That was basically what she wanted anyway.
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>>18626660
Then do it
OK /adv/ I don't care if I am a goddamn faggot but I need to get rid of my arachnophobia that is exclusive for one specie. Other spiders are no problemo.
As strange as it sounds I am only afraid of daddy long legs spiders. Just by looking at them I feel extreme disgust and terror. I feel weak in my legs by thinking of them.
I live in a part of europe where they are basically the only large spiders and as my house is close to a forest I sometimes have them in my house.
The fear has become so intense that I always keep my window and door (to my room) closed. I still live with my parents and they like to open windows in other rooms of the house, hence why the spiders can enter the house.
It is not an option to closely observe one. I have tried multiple times but it only fills me with more fear and disgust. And I do not want to touch them, I would rather bungee-jump
How do I deal with this arachnophobia? I fear that when I (if I ever) get a girlfriend she will question her relationship when she discovers my fear. I also don't want to have this fear and live a normal life at home.
Thank god I don't live in USA or Australia where the spiders are larger than ur cheeks.
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daddy long legs are one of the spiders that cant bite! if they tried, their beaks would break before they even scratched a skin cell. just think about their tiny little ineffectual mouths. try to make friends with them.
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>>18627941
Appreciate the answer but the fact they can't bite does not change my fear. What I fear most is their movements, appearance and the thought of them climbing on me
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>>18628498
Find someone to put 1 in a jar for you. Keep staring at it until it gets acceptable. Good luck
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She blinded me with science 2017-08-16 01:28:01 Post No.18626617
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She blinded me with science
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I could write a novel on this but I'll try to make it quick. I dropped out of grad school last year after having a very bad time with depression. I have also struggled with anxiety and I have mild autism (formerly called Asperger's). Since then I've been unable to start a new career or move on with my life in part due to a shattered sense of self worth.
Recently I went in for a full battery of psychological tests to get formal diagnosis of all the above conditions and with the hope of getting some recommendations for how to get started on having a life again. The psychologist did diagnose me with mild depression, anxiety, and autism, but she also insisted that I have ADHD. It's very obvious to me that I have dealt with anxiety and depression, and I have always identified with the experiences of people who have autism, but I have never felt that way about ADHD. Her diagnosis was totally shocking to me and to be honest I do not believe it is accurate.
I don't believe I have any symptoms of ADHD. I have never had difficulty paying attention or focusing. The psychologist says that I have a dopamine deficiency in my frontal cortex consistent with ADHD, which she can tell because she measured my IQ as 150 while my scores for tests of reaction time and processing speed were only average. I don't understand how having average performance could be considered a deficiency, let alone constitute a case to be treated with medication. If I had achieved "merely" an average score on the intelligence tests, I don't think she would have diagnosed me this way. Pic related is a standard test of "variables of attention," by the way. They make you look at a similar display for about 20 minutes and they measure your reaction time throughout.
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Anyone else have a similar experience of being totally blindsided by an ADHD diagnosis? How did it work out for you?
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>>18627475
Fuck off to /r9k/ with this shit already.
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>>18627488
What did I do?
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Hey there,
I was diagnosed with ADHD about a few months ago. Wasn't really that blindsided by it. I thought I had aspergers as well before my diagnosis, but here's the kicker: ADHD manifests itself in very similar ways to that of certain conditions on the spectrum. Your psychiatrist/therapist knows a whole lot more than you do, and unless he/she really fucked up, I'd be willing to bet money that her/his diagnosis was correct. Honestly, I can live with ADHD and not have to take medication. I don't know about you though. I wouldn't worry my head about it
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Do girls like it when you cum more than once?
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Girls like it if you get paid more than once :)
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I hope not, because my gun always had a single bullet :(
It gets the job done though, so I never had complains
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Girls don't like cum at all.
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How do I sort myself out?
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Clean your room, slay the dragon, rescue your father from the belly of the whale then become a Christian.
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>become a Christian
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>>18626596
Start sorting yourself out of conversations in which they tell you to sort yourself out.
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How to move on from the past? 2017-08-16 01:13:28 Post No.18626569
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How to move on from the past?
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I let the past of people (both myself and others) influence my opinion on their current selves far too much. How can I stop this?
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For example when I was 9 me and a group of friends used to go into the forest and gather birds. We would sneak up on them and hit them with sticks. We put them all in a bag and once we had a large amount of them we took big rocks and chucked them at the trapped birds, jumped on the bag, etc.
At another around the same age we also gangbanged one of the friends' little sister. She was 7 at the time I believe. I feel terrible about this how can I stop judging myself?
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>>18626569
If you're not that way anymore then all you're doing is judging an image of yourself that doesn't exist in the present. You might as well be judging a fictional character.
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>>18626618
>At another around the same age we also gangbanged one of the friends' little sister. She was 7 at the time I believe. I feel terrible about this how can I stop judging myself?
Jesus fucking Christ, man. Keep judging yourself, you're a terrible person.
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Can some describe to me the basics of sexting.
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You send a picture of your genitals, they send a picture of theirs
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Sexting is for autistic high school kids. That said all you gotta do is decribe what you do to your partner. > id slip ur panties down and jam my fire ponos into ur tight vagoo
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I want to start a rock band, and because I'm still in high school, that makes it an obligation to start one with kids my age. Although a lot of teenagers are musically talented and listen to rock music, none that I've met are committed to starting a band as much as I am.
On the bright side, I live in a small town. If I'm able to do this, word would spread easily and I can start getting gigs locally. Honestly, I just want to have something going for myself before I finish school, and this is what I'm good at. I just don't know where to start as far as band members.
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Scrap all of that. Get a real job.
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>>18626513
Ok, reality check:
Very few people are able to live on their art only.
Even if you're incredibly skilled, that doesn't necessarily mean that you'll become successful. Success is a combination of skill, luck, and networking.
You're probably going to have to play for a hilariously low amount of money and wonder for years how come come there's people that gets rich by doing this.
That being said, you should probably get a job. I'm not telling you to give up on this, but have something else going on for you, even if it's just to pay the bills. If possible, work at something that gives you spare time to rehearse and the such. In the odd case that your band becomes famous and you're able to live off your music, you can always quit your job. If that doesn't happen, you can have a rock band as a hobby. It's feasible, I know because I'm acquainted with people that does this.
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Hey so I've been stalking my sister's best friend for a while and I finally found her fb...from 2011...should I just suck it up and ask my sister for her info? and how should I go about it? pic no related
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It's your sister's best friend. You should ensure she would be okay with the relationship before you do anything.
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This her? Got more pics?
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>This her? Got more pics?
Literally states pic not related
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Just looking for advice to look better 2017-08-16 12:53:33 Post No.18626497
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Just looking for advice to look better
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I'm an 18 year old ginger
I'm pale, skinny and have glasses
My hair is extremely curly and I can't style it worth a damn
I just want to look better I guess
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Grow a beard and drink cold brew coffee.
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>>18626497
When you lack height, looks or charm, lift, you will be above people like you(in quality,manlets)
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>>18626515
What do you mean
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How hard is it join the Canadian army?
I'm 21 years old and not particular muscular. graduated highschool and worked at minimum wage job and meet all the requirement. is the Canadian army hard to get into and is there a long waiting line?
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Check out the French Foreign Legion man. Much more fun.
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Are ISPs really this shitty? 2017-08-16 12:49:45 Post No.18626490
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Are ISPs really this shitty?
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I've got an online friend who claims that his internet goes out for days at a time because of shitty service from Charter. That sounds like the kind of shit I might have expected in 2005, but as much as I hate Comcast I don't think my internet has gone down thanks to them for the better part of a decade. I'm tempted to believe him since he's cut in and out mid conversation before, but no internet for days sounds almost unbelievable. I'm wondering if he's just avoiding me. We aren't in an ldr, and I don't think I've be pushy or needy since he initiates most of our convos, but he probably realizes that I've gotten pretty attached to him. He mentioned he would be in town soon and interested in meeting up, so I've been bugging him for dates and selfies. Maybe he's trying to avoid that? It's less than a week from the time he said he'd be in town and he's been offline for 5 days, even though I suggested the mobile app for when he can't log in. If feeling a little stood up. What do you think? Is Charter really that awful or is he avoiding me? Or is he just shitty at the internet and he's wrong about the reason it's down?
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1) You sound kind of manic right now, which points to this being more of a "you" problem than an actual interpersonal problem. People don't pull weird conspiracies to "avoid" you or whatever. If they don't want to talk to you they just won't, and will maybe make an excuse about it later (which is not as much of a big deal as you seem to be taking it).
2) If he's really having problems with his internet it's probably ineptitude with managing his modem/router and not Charter literally being out for days at a time multiple times a month. If he wanted to fix it, it would be very easy for him to learn how to do so (probably just needs to unplug the thing and plug it back in), but if he were going to do so he would have by now. So he probably likes it this way, for some reason.
I'd suggest just cooling it. You're not going to get him to change his behavior. You need to decide if you want to put up with it, or if you want to set a boundary and say (for example) "sorry I need more notice if you want to meet up" and see if he can respect that or not. If he doesn't, then you're not compatible and that's the end of the story.
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>>18626532
I'm a little wound up about it since I've been waiting for this meetup for months and my virginity might be on the line. Now I fucked up my own computer and I'm going to be touch and go with the mobile app for a few days so I'm worried I'll miss him. I don't know why he would feel the need to make excuses since I've never been needy about it before, just commenting that he had been away for a while. I guess he probably is just wrong about Charter.
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>>18626584
Maybe he's nervous about meeting up or doesn't want to for some reason, but is nervous about telling you. You're saying sex is a possibility, so I could definitely understand him getting cold feet about that. If that's the case, it's probably about him and not you. He might be dealing with something else right now and not want to drag you into it or explain it to you.
Your best bet is to make sure he knows how to contact you if he wants to, and to not push him into it so much that it scares him away. I've never met someone I knew online with expectations of sex, but even in friends-only situations I have felt very uncomfortable when people push too hard or seem too invested in it. You should play it cool but friendly. Be open and inviting but not pushy or demanding. If he calms his nerves or gets whatever else he's dealing with over with, he'll reach out.