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I'm not don juan, but maybe buy her flowers and tell her how good she looks the next time she comes over. Kiss her on the cheek. Make her feel special, but don't be a cuck

>>17348149
Buying flowers seems excessive for a first date from Tinder. I was just going to take her out to eat somewhere.

>>17348156
idk m8, do that then. gl

A lot of people don't take their own advice, which in turn can help them gain more insight into the issues, which in turn leads them to offering more advice and insight on the issue.

Most of the time any kind of advice is because someone's fucked up in some way, shape, or form and learned from said fuck up.

All you can do is attempt to follow that advice yourself, and if it doesn't work, you think about alternative ways to make it work better.

Hopefully that made sense, lol.

>>17348081
the hardest was to walk away from a 4 year relationship and we lived together but found out she fucked her boss. She begged and cried and I almost cracked but in the end took my own advise and balled up and ended it. On one hand felt like shit but on the other proud I held on to my dignity

>>17348081
I've learned it's a lot easier to take a look from the outside and come to the right decision than to look at the situation internally and come to the same decision. Especially regarding relationships. Emotions get involved, things go to shit.

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Please help meeee

>my boyfriend who I have not yet met in person

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>>17348077
>opened it and was very nice about it

So, if it's a bad picture and not an accurate representation of what you look like irl, be happy. He'll be pleasantly surprised when you meet in person.

>>17348056
It's all hearsay and circumstantial until they find the shoes or other evidence (witness, video, etc) linking him to the crime.

Just tell your friend not to answer any questions without an attorney, this does not prove his guilt, but proves he is aware of his rights.

Your friend may still be charged by "suggesting" he would do it, and then it happening. That gives reasonable suspicion, and a judge/jury may be convict him on that alone.

I would suggest your friend account for his whereabouts during the time-frame that this occurred; and provide reasonable evidence or witnesses to successfully prove his alibi; that's if he is questioned (with an attorney present) or charged with a crime.

Your friend should be aware though, that bringing others into the fold may (if his alibi is found to be false) result in additional charges, such as conspiracy, tampering, and obstruction.

Your friend likely has not been arrested yet because it's just a police investigation. Once a prosecutor is handed the results of the investigation, he/she will determine to pursue the case or not.

Source: law student

>>17348097
Agreed, case seems thin as long as he doesn't do something stupid like talk to the police. All he has to do is take it easy and if he is arrested ask for a lawyer and nothing else.

>>17348097
What if he spent the night with a friend that night out of town but they saw him do it?

Suffer the pain, anon. Do it for the nookie.

>>17348048

why not? unless your money is REALLY that tight, but yeah. i skipped out on seeing neon demon cuz money really is that tight.

>>17348048
If you actually want to date her, then yeah, you go. It's a stupidshit movie that will eat up a couple hours of your life. Who gives a shit? Are you so desperate for the approval of anons as to consider not going, just because the movie has been shitposted about forever?

If you get with that girl, there's no doubt she's going to put up with a lot of dumbshit that you like/want to do. Just go. It's not about the movie. It's about spending time together.

>>17348033
There are two ways to handle this situation:

>Continue not caring, but make it obvious from your attitude and gestures that their opinions don't mean shit

>Give them a taste of their own medicine.

Option two has more immediate results. Most of these types can't take what they dish out. They will definitely get pissy.

>>17348090
so my options are to be either passive aggressive or just plain aggressive?

>>17348159
Why not give a unrealistic(ridiculous) answer, so you can laugh along with them?
It would show others that you are big enough person(mature) to be able to make fun yourself.

You could also cry to gain their sympathy. So that they stop making fun of you.

Whatever you do, you should do something or you'll be pushed around your entire life.

American Beauty
Interstellar
Bob Dylan- When the ship comes in

P.S. Please don't go psycho nor go on a murderous rampage; not the answer.

Give yourself some challenges

>>17348030
Are you still running away or did you go back home to your parents?

>>17348057
i second american beauty. also, coen brothers make good films

>>17348029

getting /fit/ will solve all of your problems

>she is the source of my unhappiness

no, she isn't

>>17348029
Get off your ass you lazy bum.

Oh you just had to go and mess with your ass. Good job anon, now you'll only get hard for dick in your butt. It's only a matter of time until you're acting like a full blown homo. Sorry to be the one to tell you, but you're never getting a normal boner again.

>>17348008
Give it a couple days, it's probably just psychological, if you don't recover then I would consider seeing a doctor. Tell your doctor what happened, they have heard and dealt with weirder things and wont care.

>>17348094
I've managed to get almost entirely hard twice and also came today but I have a little trouble maintaining it.

I can't imagine what I could have damaged but it's concerning,

concert, tinder, club asdfasdfasdfasdf

>>17347999
>But now I'm just looking for a girl to smoke weed with and fuck

Chatting up any girl wearing a beanie and a flannel shirt, asking if she can hook you up.

Or literally smoke cigarettes out in public before someone comes and asks for one, then inquire about weed.

If you find a stoner chick, you find weed.
If you find weed, you find stoner chicks.

Search for one and you can get the other.

>>17348007
I've tried clubs but usually the music is either really loud prohibiting conversation, or the girl is with friends and I would guess not want to be approached.

My nightgame isnt the best though

Give it to a charity, homo.

What who cares fuck that guy. Buy yourself a present because fuck that guy

>>17347997
Fuck you.

Did you keep your window open?
You can't get tan through glass.
I remember that from highschool. Something about glass blocking UV radiation, for whatever reason.

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>>17347982
>Did you keep your window open?
No

>You can't get tan through glass.
I remember that from highschool. Something about glass blocking UV radiation, for whatever reason.
Wtf I call bullshit, stuff like pic related happens Idk why you would not tan too.

>>17347998
And what is pic supposed to demonstrate?

>>17347965
All you need is a job. The better the pay, the better off you are. Shit pay and you'll be rooming up with other shitty paid people. Better pay and you can do your thing.

Source: Lived in NY, Nashville, Miami, San Fran and now Maui. All you need to do is earn a check and pay your bills.

>>17347974
Even if I have certification in minimum as fuck shit? Roommates don't bother me it's actually preferred oddly

Live in NYC completely broke. Ahahahahahahahaha. I earn a respectable living in any other city and holy shit, I am scraping by. Furniture designer/maker who lives alone.

>>17347959
>cut down on the porn
>cut down on the beer
>do some cardio, fat man

>>17347959
Do you have problems feeling light headed when you stand up real fast?

>Not OP but in a similar situation.
Don't smoke and I drink rarely.

>>17348114
I do get dizzy when standing up really fast

>>17347948

>If you went to see a local band and heard this, would you give them a second shot or dismiss them?

I think you're thinking a little bit too deeply into one show. If you're a good musician and you put on a good show people will come to see you. If you aren't, they won't. Thats all you need to know.

>>17347948
Probably not. Was there no way to double check the acoustics before you began? Sound check?

>>17347953
Nah there was no sound check and when I plugged in earlier just before I played my vocals seemed loud enough, but I guess I was just hearing the monitors.