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>>17350176
By telling yourself she lets you put your d in her and you should be thankful you have a cute waifu

What do you mean? Isn't someone you're attracted to and find cute automatically sexy when they're naked and enthusiastic about fucking you?

Not sure if you mean that she's cute but not conventionally good looking or that she misses the right "vibe" or whatever.

>>17350192
I'm too ungrateful

>>17350198
She has a cute face but her body is really underwhelming.

>>17350171
maybe if you'd read the fucking book you'd know that putting yourself in a disadvantageous situation for someone else's benefit is about as "unsatanic" as it gets
you're going to let some shitty website tell you how you're allowed to read? are you sure you're cut out for the philosophy behind this book and aren't just doing it to be edgy to your parents?

>>17350171
they're just saying electronic copies are no good so you'll have to buy a book, moron.

They're saying you're aa guillible idiot and you should give them money, moron.

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see, And don't pay in time or money to listen.

My advice > any religion. Have fun.

>>17350165
>doesn't know a girl well enough to pick something for a low-key birthday present
>asking the internet

What a stupid fucking idea, leave now while you still have a girlfriend and figure out something she likes you mong.

>>17350178
>What a stupid fucking idea, leave now while you still have a girlfriend and figure out something she likes you mong.
You're trying way, way too hard to get a reaction.

>>17350165
Dick in a box

>>17350164
bump

>>17350164
was in the same boat.
stay active. DO SOMETHING
If you've played GTA 5 listen to what Michael says to his son. You're that son. I was that son. Get off your ass and do something. You won't find your strengths and interests by just consuming
Hope this helps
>also: https://vimeo.com/169914568
Another pro-tip: Not all university studies are academic paper-writing, although it might be in clapistan

>>17350164
Outline your work before you start it...

When you have due dates, mark them down, but also write down dates you need to start them, and break them into smaller pieces in-between.

After you complete writing assignments, read them out loud and make corrections, then read them out loud while recording it, play back the recording and make any corrections if needed.

If you can get audio recordings of books, do that. It's a fucking time saver. While you're listening to the books, pause it, jot down any notes, and press play.

Take notes on laptops or tablets. Only take hand written notes at home to jot down simple shit. Organize your notes like a formatted list for easy readability.

Cut your research time in half. Only get enough information you need to give a proper summary and build on that.

That's just a few things that will really help out.

SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE

Let her know that things have been off and that it concerns you, that your there for her if she needs to say something or needs a shoulder to lean on. Also let her know you understand people need their space sometimes but also to not forget that your there for her. thats all you need to say for now.

>>17350196
Yeah it certainly looks like it doesn't it?

>>17350200
Done this before. She wanted to call me last week to talk about something but I couldn't take the call since I had to sleep for work, and was going to speak to her in the morning instead. She said she didn't want to speak about it then though.

you can try xanax as well or getting drunk (not to the point of throwing up) but more of the comfortable to fall asleep/letting your body get harassed type of drunk.

Goddammit I have a new fetish now.

Drinking doesn't work sadly, my gf gets sick from it too easily and just throws up before we can have any fun.

>>17350016
>fee a goddamn thing
>emotionally NOR physically

Whoops

>>17350016

I've found that after a while, meaningless sex with random girls just becomes masturbation. But when you have an emotional connection with a woman during sex it's just amazing. It sounds gay as fuck but it's the truth.

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>I don't feel a goddamn thug anymore

The fuck you mean, cuh?

>>17349995
Are you dating with an eye towards marriage?
And you're doing that online? You're doing it wrong.
Online dating is for casual sex.

>>17350007
Statically, people who meet through online dating end up in much more stable relationships/marriages than those who meet otherwise.

Anyways, you did not answer my question.

>>17350013
Looking for good wife/mother material is more important than appearance. The best genes in the world won't matter if your wife turns your son into shit.

find another waifu

>j.law is my waifu btw

>>17349975
Look at one of the other of thousands of women on the internet that are hotter, don't look like your mom, and are nude.

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>>17349980
but she looks so fine and she's funny

Keep going out, dont sink back. Youre not an introvert anymore, be an extrovert and learn what is life after this emotional event. Yull be surprised with what else has to come.

>>17349949
Why, though?
That's the thing. Like, I'm not retarded.. I know it's good.. But.. Seriously speaking now.. How on earth do you think I'll be able to find a suitable parner again?

I was extreamly lucky to find her, and now she's gone.

>>17349957
Youll find another because everyone else does from personal experiences. Some people arent meant to be there for the rest of your life which is why people come and go. Aslong as you keep yourself out there and improving yourself (instead of just playin vidya), then yur bound to bump into someone even better.

I lost mine a few weeks before my 21st birthday. No, nobody really gives a shit at 19.

I can almost guarantee that once you finally do have sex you'll be addicted to it. That's what happened to me at least.

>>17349868
Im 18 right now. It seems like its getting pretty late. I feel like its pretty late at least. 20 is the cut off age I think.

I'm 21 and in the same boat. I used to be stressed out all the time because I was different than my classmates. I thought something was wrong with me, I cut ties with everyone and eventually I ended up more alone than I've ever been. Obviously I can't help you with losing your virginity but I can tell you don't be like me and stress yourself about the whole thing too much. As for me, I'm hitting the gym, studying and trying to keep a positive attitude so we'll see how it goes.

That's hot

Go get her tiger.

...But beforehand check yourself for stds.
You know. Maybe that's the reason she doesn't participate.

Ask her out. It might be just that she thinks you're a good model for her photos, but you seem like a pretty well adjusted dude, so at worst she'll just say "no thanks."

>>17349856
There is no question there but just get buff if you think being skinny is your problem

Point is prob OP's problem is not being skinny.

Gonna guess you lack self confidence, whine quite a bit and have existential problems. A weak character.
I'll link the eating disorder to that stereotype.

So yeah, go to the gym, but not only to get buff. Need to build self confidence.

>>17349856

bro. BRO. b r o. B R O. LISTEN

As a fat guy, and as a fat guy who chases chubby chicks, and as a fat guy who wants some skinny, petite pussy.

YOU HAVE IT FUCKING MADE. literally. Skinny is the preferred body type. It pisses me off so much every time I see one of these bbw goddesses with some skinny, lanky guy.

skinny guy with skinny girl doesn't bother me because they're kind of out of my league but sometimes if I play my cards right I can get a skinny chick.

but for me, do it for me. if you're skinny get over yourself. check your privilege. Every girl wants to fuck you. just be nice and talk to a lot of girls.

See the guys here telling you to get buff? those are guys telling you what guys find attractive. girls don't like buff guys. but skinny guys clean up the pussy.

do it for me.

Drink it within five or so days

what that guy siad. Plus check the hole doesnt go all the way through

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>>17349847
Your sister's hole goes all the way through.

STOP LOVING HER CAUSE SHE LET YOU ENTER HER YOU FAT FUCK.

It makes you look desperate and ruins her for when she quits her "only dick" phase.

>>17349822
She just needs love and attention... this guy isn't good for her, hes fine with just fucking, he isn't affectionate, he doesn't kiss her, cuddle her, or hold her, he gropes her, and shoves his hands down his pants or up her skirt when he can... he just fucks her and then she follows him like a puppy dog... she deserves better.

>>17349893
She wants to get fucked and not have to deal with someone else's emotions. Chads and all females have this option. You fucked up.