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Stand firm with what you want. Be honest with them and, if they say no, then move on/distance yourself from them.
Don't be manipulated and have your time/attention used without getting what you want out of it

Quit being a pussy and state what you want?

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>>17347926

The only person that can put you in the friend zone is you. The only person that can keep you in the friend zone is you.

If you're pretending to be friends with a girl in the hopes that she eventually develops feelings for you you're a fucking idiot. No one is forcing you to be friends with anyone. If someone is jerking you around and manipulating you you do something about it, not call yourself their friend and secretly resent them for not fucking you.

Grow up.

No, she just doesn't want to talk to you.

Bad luck bro.

Yes. She thinks you are retarded too, and more retarded at that, because she thought she could pull a fast one like that with ease. Tbh gotta remind her she isn't smarter or stronger. Don't be afraid to put girls in their place, you'll seem like a total jag to onlookers and whiteknights but in the long run your saving yourself the pain they would put you through if you didn't show them a little tough love.

>>17347922
This.
You are the only fool here.

>>17347877
There are none. Only surgery, which is not guaranteed.

If such a thing existed, every guy would already be using it.

>>17347877

>let me hear of your success stories

this makes me kek. if there was a confirmed way to get your penis big, it'd be common knowledge. idk why people come here acting like this, or how to force a girl to date oyu or whatever is a thing.

penis pumps are known to work but cause your hardon to go softer. it stretches out the existing material. same amount of blood is all it can hold. bigger space, less tissue for blood, equals soft erections.

that guy in the pornos who kept penis pumping has to hold his cock while fuckign at all times

Latter is the more stable choice. Being a paramedic isn't for everyone, it's tough, sometimes damaging work, and on top of that it's difficult to break into, at least where I'm from.

>>17347869
go BMET for sure

I am a maintenance worker in a hospital and BMETs have one of the best jobs ever

All they do is do maintenance and repairs on medical equipment like EKGs and X-ray machines and shit.

Work @ your own pace, make breddy gud money, and fuck qt nurse bitches.

>>17347869
EMT work is stressful, cool, but stressful.

>>17347856
Leave one or the other, you obviously are doing too much and getting more stressed out.

>>17347856
Welcome to growing older. You realize more and more how fucked this world is and it slowly makes you more and more bitter. It's an insidious process and most everyone succumbs to it. Welcome to adulthood.

>>17347899
I don't really have that much though anon, that's the problem.
I work apx 24 hrs a week and I'm in an accelerated summer algebra class.

>>17347844
Depends. A simple anime-crush is one thing. Treating it as though it were the real thing is quite another. Using it to enable/excuse continued extreme social isolation is worst of all.

>>17347844
No. Having a waifu is a symptom of poor mental health.

I am asking because I am the most motivated to do things because of (actually "for") my waifu. Things like working out, being organized, cleaning, etc. On the other hand there is the problem that I know I'll never get to experience my love as a true relationship. I talk to her and fantasize we go on dates, and stuff, but at the end of the day I feel lonely and know that even though my love is true I'm lying to myself.

>>17347835
Try taking it to the cleaners and letting them know what's up. I had a jacket like this before and it was the filling on the inside that made it smell terrible.

It was fine until it got wet, then it was never the same. As soon as any scent that covered the smell was gone, it smelled similar to what you're describing.

>>17347841
hmm, but how can i smell the filling through the layer of polyester?

what did the cleaners do to get rid of the smell? just threw into their washing machine for a dry clean?

>>17347888
i poured boiling hot water onto it with some baking soda, hope that fixes it.

>>17347803
lol

OP is literally a faggot

If you have to tell us you're completely straight, you're probably a fag.

>>17347803
Even if you are 100% straight, you're going to have a hard time convincing her otherwise. Don't tell people this shit if you aren't married, you just gave that bitch ammo to hold over your head for a very long time.

>can i borrow her clothes and get her to go buy some
Yeah, if you're comfortable having your girlfriend think you're questioning your sexuality, do all of those things. Give her more ammo.

>>17347796
Vegan or vegetarian diet doesn't mean healthy diet.
You lose weight when you eat less calories than you burn.
If you eat healthy, you lose about 1 pound a week so you'd need about 2,5 years to lose all that weight.

>>17347796
lol fatass

Try insanity program , my nephew and my best friend both dried it , fit they are
Its hard but its worth it

Yes clean it a bit, dont wash it up ofc but clean it sighly with ur underwear (i do that at least). Dont be drunk, dont fuck it up, and just enjoy it, thats all you really need to know/do.

>>17347787
Don't drink, smoke weed and have lots of foreplay.

Try to relax if you can. You'll be the same man after you fuck as you are now regardless of whether you blow the girl's mind or are too drunk to get it up. Losing your virginity is just a meme.

>>17347762
Are you having a stroke?

>>17347762
For some reason the question got cut

when should you get tested for STD

>>17347762
Whenever you took risks and before going bareback with anyone

Unprotected blowjob is risks

Google will tell you were to get tested

Stay inside and fap to fatties instead of getting robbed by thugs camping Pokémon Go gyms

You don't need that much porn and you don't need pokemon go.

>>17347752
I'm used to potential robberies. I live in the shitty part of Brooklyn.

>>17347738
If you are in Canada or US be aware that duct cleaning is one of the most common scams out there. If you said okay to a cold call, cancel it.

If you think you need it, learn more about it then call a reputable hvac service.

>>17348302
Wasn't aware of the scam. My hvac repair guy just recommended it to me, and so I made an appointment with a local duct cleaning place.

>>17348354
Well,why do you think you need it? Have you done some pricing? What value are you expecting? You don't seem to know much about it. How much was the quote?

the fuck is an awesome ironing board

The square law

A rubbish ironing board won't burn down your clothes and it doesn't do anything for the time you spend ironing.

It must be really difficult to send her a text, avoid all bullshit and straight up ask her of anything is wrong.

You might as well do it. It'll save you a lot of hustle. If she doesn't like you, you'll know for a fact and save yourself a lot of time.

Address her directly. No hints, no bullshit, just straight up ask her if she's ignoring you on purpose and what you've done wrong.

>>17347728
This. It's possible she's busy but after a full day it is pretty unlikely.

>>17347697
the footsteps you heard was her bf