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Get a job in porn.

buy her a strapon and trade places, show her how to take it like a man

Don't put it in her pee hole

Nobody will stop you from dying but just exercise the ability to do what you like.

But remember you will always be a squirming jealous worm

Well for one you're just being insecure based off someone else's bravery or lack of humiliation.

Stop caring what other people think about you, and stop thinking about how well your "friends" can do or how good they are doing.

There's one rule to the real world, and that's to take care of you, you and yours.

With all that being said you should find that life is it's own challenge and the struggle is what makes life worth living.
So stop being "woe is me" there is always someone there for you, you just have to go and grow a set, and be real as fuck.
Real recognize real

>>17633252
post his instagram?

also stop focusing on that and live your life, the dwelling is part of the problem

You would be suprised if you knew how many tall girls are insecure due that solo factor.
And you would be even more surprised if you knew how many of them that you consider "out of your league" are simple to date.
My advice? Go for it. Ignore if is tall, too pretty for you, etc.

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>>17633230
How tall are we talking here? 6'2+ would put me off.

Nothing against the girl but I'm only 6'0 so if she wears heels I'm gonna be in trouble.

But if you like her try it, maybe you're a born giant slayer.

>>17633230
i have never dated one, but i did have an fwb thing with a girl that was a bit taller than me a few years back. it was not much different than shorter girls really. any difference is likely all in your mind. then again, if you are manlet status, this may be reflective of your own insecurity

you need to pavlov yourself to make something else whenever you think of it

>>17633233
how do I do that when eating provides unmatched instant gratififcation

>>17633229
amphetamines

Do women ever feel this way?

Ever?

Going through a stupid song and dance to get a man

>>17633190
>Girls are boring and too much work to deal with
You can't generalize like that.

Going into "alpha mode" gets you girls but not necessarily the best ones. You just haven't found a great one yet.

I'm not bored with my gf, never been wth the girls I dated.

OP, can you give me some tips on what your coworker teach you? I'm a beta nerd and it would be awesome to finally get some girls for a change.

talc

>>17633173
causes cancer

>>17633189
Everything causes cancer.

People are lazy. Good for you being a leader and getting people together.

>>17633166
Eh, one of my friends is like that towards me. Just her in particular. She would not contact me at all, unless I initiated.

All my other friends that I actually deal with would reach out to me.

>>17633166
Lol i have the exact same problem

Are you gay or biseksual or trans or anything?

I have been wondering if that is the cause of all this.. lonelyness.. Maybe they feel threatened by you/me.. i dont know..

>>17633165
alpha as fuck

Not a horrible person, but you do seem to care a lot about what others think about you. If you love him and he makes you happy, you should be more confident about talking to people about him. If this is just based on attraction and you don't see it as a long term thing, there's really no need to speak of him.

You'll probably be surprised about how people do respond to him. Having said that, if you like him and things are good between you, it really doesn't matter what anybody else thinks of you. Your happiness is what is most important and you're the one who is most qualified to judge that.

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>>17633165
>Am I a horrible person ?
No, I'd say it's normal. You assume that he won't fit into your social circle and you might be right.
btw, what movie is that pic form? I think I've seen it somewhere.

>>17633107
Grow a sack.

She will either leave you or she won't. Nothing you can do about it.

You can expedite her leaving you by being paranoid about it then externalizing that feeling through your change in behavior towards her.

nothing you can do, she will leave you mate.

>>17633107
acquaintances are one thing and "friends" quite another. Just ask her to introduce you to her "friends"

>>17633098
Everybody changes, it's more dangerous to expect someone not to!
You are attracted to each other, and can stand each other, that's good enough to try a relationship. It's not like you have to get married tomorrow.

>>17633168
This. Go for it op.

>>17633194
>>17633168

I guess thats true and I think I have the tendency to overthink too much. Although the reason i had this feeling is that if it doesnt work out as expected Im gonna feel like i shouldve know and that I misguided her and wasted her time by getting in a relationship with her.

Any kind. Lucky girl...

literally anything ought to be fine since you're skinny

>>17633097
Classic Black Bikini. Nothing Else. Ever. Period.

Well, does anything feel odd about your body, right now?

>>17633090
Yeah, like every time I get on the pill. I feel bloated and my tits are bigger than usual. But those are normal side effects from the hormones so I don't know if I should be worried.

I don't want to take a pregnancy test every month...

>>17633104
I think you should talk to a doctor about your birth control, maybe that type you're using isn't right for you, hence why you feel bloated and swollen breasts. I don't think you should worry too much, unless you start throwing up in the morning, etc?

>>17633036
Why did my gf dump me?

>>17633036
what's the sex:compliments ratio?

>>17633065
Because she's probably an attentionwhore too and your attention wasn't cutting it anymore. Sorry sweety!

Depends on the friends. If they are high maintainanve, then yeah

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Friends are awesome. They can be trouble sometimes, but usually it's really rewarding. As in, they'll be there to support you when you need it.

>>17633228
>Sex
Oh bother.

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here you guys go

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>>17632995
The US. We still have the right to defend ourselves if things go south and chaos rules the day.

>>17633010
Okay, whatever faggot.

I don't like you, so im hiding every post you make. Now get out.