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ITT: People who have never had sex give each other advice on how to talk to girls

Am I required to be a neet to join? I'm not one and I have an above average success, I like helping though

post your snap we can be long distance

>>17635364
I don't have one.

>>17635339
Tinder if you want a new boyfriend every week, regular dating sites if you want free dinners regularly.

Don't be autistic when you're approached by a guy.

Post your pic?

>>17640601
Made the right choice. Why should he decide who you sell your shit to? He doesn't have a share of your company, he's just another client. If he doesn't like your policy he can just fuck off.

From a business standpoint you made a bad decisions. You're not there to have political forums, but to sell people shit. Business-wise, you should have kept your mouth shut and taken his money. If you felt bad about it you could have donated a % of his business to a charity that helps LQBTQ people.

From an ethical standpoint you did the right thing of course. He was a bigot and figured you for one as well since he felt he could share his beliefs unhindered with you. The only problem is no one will probably ever know you lost a bunch of business for standing up for gay people, only you.

>>17640619
Yeah, exactly. He's a decent source of money, but I just felt that his presence would do more harm than good. As an evangelist, he talks to A LOT of people, and it would be pretty bad if word got out that a guy with such radical anti-gay views was a regular at my place.

>>17640613
I didn't explicitly tell him he wasn't welcome, just that we proudly serve gays at our business. He doesn't want to associate with a business that is LGBTQ-friendly.

>>17639179
just don't be a bitch and be thin. you don't have to be a super model just don't be fat.
that is literally it! we understand you are incompotent to clean and what not cuz SJW and femanazis. Just don't be a bitch and don't be a fat intitled cooz.
very very simple!

>>17639179
You have to understand, for most guys who haven't settled down, women are like food.

You can't just eat the same meal every day even if it's good. A girl that's skinny is good, a girl thats chubby is good, MIND YOU NOT FAT. A girl that's curvy, in the middle, even "plain" can all be good as long as the diet is fresh.

>>17639181
How do I know if I'm a bitch? I don't think I am, but suppose that's not something people tell you to your face.

And what qualifies as skinny? What'd be a good weight for, say, a 5'6 girl?

I do like living in a clean environment, it's just that I don't like the idea of being solely responsible of it (while living with someone, that is) and being expected to always clean up someone else's messes.

Unless you're 100% sure you want to go to college directly after high school, don't go to college.

Also don't go to college if you're an extreme introvert. College is more about the connections you make than the actual degree

99% of work places don't give a flying fuck where you graduated from. Expensive colleges arent worth putting yourself into huge debt over unless you can actually afford them. Just go for the cheaper college the majority of the time.

>>17636354
Kill yourself and die young.

Don't smoke.

>>17636584
If you feel badly enough about being a psychopath that you need to tell someone then that's a pretty big indicator that you're not a psychopath.

>>17636584

>tomorrow im going to tell a mental health professional that i am a psychopath

why bother seeing a professional when you're clearly so good at diagnosing yourself :^)

>no i haven't killed anybody

we werent going to ask. on the contrary, we would never assume something like that. on the contrary, we assume you're just being edgy.

>what should i expect

a long condescending conversation about how you're retarded, but not a psychopath.

what makes you think you're a psychopath?

>>17636590

pretty much this.

Getting help is the best thing you can do OP. Being in a hospital is definitely preferable than being out on the streets or in prison, the places where many psycopaths end up

I feel bad

>>17636280
Why?

>>17636283
Too many reasons. It's easier to just be sad than write up all then reasons

>>17632091
No. Only 20% of women can orgasm from penetration alone. You need to actually touch the clitoris

>>17632091
this guy really wasted a lot of time at the gym to look like shit in the end. ok, now I feel bad, it really isnt fair

>>17632091
affection wouldn't hurt either.

put a bag over her head: no longer black.

Does she make your dick hard?

>>17635277

There's nothing wrong with not being attracted to a certain kind of person. Not wanting to be seen with a black chick is a little fucked up.

You shouldn't date her. I think in the long run she'd thank you for not tricking her into dating a racist.

I love babies, but isn't the world kinda overpopulated? You do you, man, there's probably a way

>>17634308
>isn't the world kinda overpopulated?

Sorry, how and why should that affect me and my desire to live a full life and propagate my genes?

I should not have children because people in Nigeria are having too many? What makes them more valuable than me? What gives them more of a right to procreate than me?

What's wrong with you? Are you a moron?

>>17634318
>You do you, man, there's probably a way

You fucked up

Yep, she got you good

Tbh senpai, might as well break it up now before it's too late

>>17632225

I don't get what you mean, I know for a fact she is spending her days wallowing in her bed at home with her family, we agreed no contact so we could both recuperate from this, but she still messages me every few hours with how much she misses me etc.

I'm looking for legitimate advice, this is someone I have spent over 3 years in a relationship with, I know what happened is completely out of character for her, she knew how much it upset me and she is also incredibly upset about the whole thing. She's not spiteful and evil.

I feel relationships are so hopeless that i want to kill myself because i will never be able to live a normal life with a family and relatives when i get older.

What's your advice for me?

>>17623520

Relationships aren't hopeless, go outside and talk to real people sometime and you'll find happy couples. You hear a lot about awful relationships/disasters on the Internet, because good relationships are pretty boring to talk about.

>>17623520
what about relationships do you feel is hopeless

>>17632718
girls, what do you think if your bf wants you to have sex with his friend ? say, they are equally attractive.

>>17632726
Terrible. Cuckolding is just terrible.

Guys:

I just literally got my crush's number and he told me to text/call him so he can have mine too.

Should I do it right now or a bit later? I don't want to seem too eager

>>17632323
>Is 4chan bad for you?
Born too late to explore the Earth.
Born too early to explode the galaxy.
Born just in time to testify The Yellow-bellied Yoni Crony on /adv/.
Surelly awesome.

>>17632340
>Born too late to explore the Earth.

unless you where a lord or soldier you couldent really explore the earth anyway, and even then you would be under threat from bandits and constantly fighting.

/pol/ is bad for you. /r9k/ is bad for you. Even /v/ is bad for you, really. But most of 4chan is fine. Just avoid those, and watch out for raids from them.

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I texted her for the first time in nearly a year and a half and she still hasn't responded. i know she has college and most likely a job but fuck i still feel like i messed up or something. i just hope it doesn't take her like, a week to get back to me, i think i'd probably die.

Like, why can't I stop bein' an oversensitive little bitch? I know people who joke around a lot, and I know they're joking, and I try to laugh, but if they take a jab at me then a part of me dies inside. I don't get it. You'd think years of being on 4chan would make me numb to this sort of shit. But obviously it doesn't.

I was very insecure for a long time and only recently has my confidence been pretty solid. I don't know what else I should do to stop taking things so personally. I can tell it's bumming people out and I hate being the buzzkill at a party.

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Can't find a job to save my life. Money is almost out and I have nothing else. Family won't lend me anything or let me move back. Friends are all gone and the ones nearby have families so they won't let me stay with them. I'm in debt. Cat died and I have no gas in my car and that wouldn't matter since it's broken down. My only bike was stolen so I can only walk.

I can't take care of myself, I can't find basic, burger-flipping employment and soon I will be homeless. I only have a few trinkets and items left that I won't sell for money and one of them is a gun left to me by my grandfather. He slowly killed himself via alcohol but I think it'll be funny to use his gun to end my life abruptly. I'm very much considering shooting myself and making a large mess before being kicked out of here.

Don't know why I'm posting or typing this. Dunno if it'll even go through since the wi-fi I'm mooching is shit. I always used to think I'd have endless hope or preservere through tough times but the past year has eroded any that I had. I've never felt this low and I do not look forward to the future.