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>>17859567
We're not your source of erotic literature, anon

>>17859567
>be NEET
>get first job
>fast food cashier
>cool
>coworker gives me pep talks
>i start writing my phone # on receipt tickets to cute girls
>get a few bites
>nothing special, usually fizzle before anything can happen
>finally get a bite
>it's a fatty
>she's got a cute face, tho
>be at party with co workers
>been drinking
>sleeping on floor
>hit that girl up
>she invites me over
>i don't have a car
>walk to her place ~3 miles
>she shows me a good first time

It was a fun one night stand. She was a little bit older, and I told her I was a virgin.

>>17859579
that's really not my fetish

>>17859590
thanks a lot, anon. but i guess it would be helpfull to describe the sex itself, not the events leding up to it. was it awkward? any dumb shit that has happened? stuff that virgins get anxious over

>>17859558
Deviantart is where you can get commissioned to draw crap.

Otherwise suck it up and get a real job.
If working from home was that easy, everyone would be doing it.

>>17859558
Just message all of those girls asking them how to get into it
One will reply and you'll get a connect and a chance to prove yourself

Options:
1. Get a real job, no excuses

2. Find a sugardaddy

3. Bank heist

4. Street artist, after 4 months you can buy a bigger

5. Trick your parents into commiting suicide and get their money

6. Sell detox tea/steroids/fishy "food supplements on instagram

7. Prostitute yourself (similar too point 2)

8. Gamble (worked for me a bit but i quit)

9. Agree that the first option is the best

>>17859557
Yes. Kill yourself.


Jk gas the kikes race war now.
You can't be racist if technically they aren't people.

>>17859559
I dint hate Chinese people. I Was just mad. They're humans too

>>17859557
Just don't say nigger. Officially, they are 3/5s human so that'd make you 3/5ths rascist.

>>17859521

It's impossible to "practice" without another person. The first time you do it, just say you're a virgin and usually your partner will be happy to teach you

yup, just be honest about being a virgin. everything else will only be a disaster

>>17859527
Damn that scary

I'm 21 and I'm actually afraid to loose my virginity

It seems kinda surreal if I ever were to fuck.

Thinking about it makes me awkwardly freaked out lol

>>17859512

Because it's easier to put others down than to admit they have more ambition and potential than you. YOU know what YOU are capable of; fuck what anyone else thinks

Because secretly these people envy you and aren't capable of admitting it to themselves.

>>17859512
Depends on the way you do it, really. Some people are just jealous, petty cunts that want to drag everyone down to their level. On the other hand, it can also be quite obnoxious when some people have an undeserved sense of accomplishment/superiority over their lofty "dreams" when they haven't actually done any of the work to back it up yet.

If you're one of those types who's all like "One day, I'm gonna get out of this miserable town, away from all these stupid lowlife hicks, and be a STAR!!" don't be surprised if the "lowlife hicks" aren't very fond of you

be honest?

>>17859434
Honesty is probably the best policy in this situation

ask somebody you were with what happened and prepare to feel like a huge jackass

anyone? pls

Be honest ! They know your situation and they'll probably understand. It wasnt your fault my man.

if you dont ask to make it up, then the prof will assume you dont give a fuck. See the problem here chief?

Tell your prof you were going thru mental breakdowns over something and that you want to see if you can make it up. Stop putting it off you autist.

>>17859406
Aids. From Tyrone.

Bash your head as hard as you can on concrete ?

I mean like, running like hell and dive on the wall head first.

>>17859419
It'd be quicker to have Tyrone shank you with something besides his penis.

>>17859357
You just do.

Who the hell empties their bank account for cash anyway?

>>17859362
I did. Not going to do it from now on, so i've got that going for me at least.

>>17859362
Me. I do. What the fuck, do you mean that you trust bankers? Once there's a staged crash or something, all your money is gone.

>>17859349

I'm really bothered by this image, because there's nothing to support his legs. I mean, the side legs have two perpendicular support bars each, but the front and back of the chair don't.

>>17859361
I assumed he's spreading his legs outwards onto the two back legs to hold himself up while putting most of his weight forward

>>17859361
Probably another support bar on the back, but not on the front

>>17859349
Girl, how the fuck should we know, we have even less information than you do

Are you going to marry him ? Might be rough.
Maybe see each other first, in RL, or hell even with Skype and webcams.

The brain always fills in the gaps so it makes you believe whatever it desires

>>17859322
Deactivate adblocker.

>>17859324

Well whadya know

>>17859327

Why is it just /adv/ where this is a problem though? Literally every other board is fine

>>17859318
>Should I go to film school? Or should I just make bootleg music videos in my bedroom and hope I don't get sued?

both.

>>17859318
Fuck film school
If you get popular enough to get sued someone will make you an offer

>>17859318(OP)

omg i always fuckin do this

You only go raw with someone you fully trust, and definitely agree for both to take exams before you do.
Pregnancy is just SO not the worst thing that can happen. Guys who complain that it feels better are just full of shit and girls who believe them are idiots.

I used condoms every time and still ended up with herpes.

You never win with herpes.

>>17859368
Where were they contracted? Orally, or the area of your pubis that was not covered by the condom? Also how bad is living with herpes. I hear it's not actually that terrible.

You are what you tell yourself bud. Start by calling yourself smart instead of stupid. Full of potential rather than a waste.
And for the love of god, /psychology/

Probably just go to the library, pic up a book and start reading. Start with simple easy to understand books. once you get smarter and start retaining some knowledge read some heavier bokos and then bam, you're an instant genius.

>>17859302
Every Sunday buy a good big city newspaper - the kind with lots of sections. Devote a couple of hours to reading it from cover to cover, including the sections (fashion? sports? books?) that don't interest you.

Do this regularly and you'll get a good sense of the zeitgeist - the topics that are in the air and people will be thinking or talking about. If any of them confuse you or make you want to know more, do some further reading on that topic.

also are people cool with students saying they're using student loans to pay? I know someone who'd probably co sign if needed, but I don't have a job yet (trying to find one on campus).

>>17859293
Don't over commit, but do check out the conditions if you think it'd be a benefit to your lifestyle and the way you wish to proceed to your next steps.

Make sure it's official, and make sure the terms aren't for long. Preferably month to month.

>>17859332
All I need is a place where I can walk to campus in max 20 mins, or be able to walk to one of the train stations that'll get me here in at most half an hour. I guess other minor conditions would require me to contact the person though.

And by official, do you mean getting something signed? Month to month would probably be best since I don't know how things will go next fall.