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not to be a dick but DOOO IT PUSSY. Probably might be the best decision you'll make in your life. Also can be the worst, but at least you took the shot if you failed. Half of the mother fuckers on this planet don't have the balls to do this. YOU HAVE BALLS JUST DO IT

Depends on how old you are. 18-20 go for it, that's what you should be doing anyway. 20-25 is iffy. If over 25 you must not do it, that ship has sailed, you need to focus on getting a grown-up job.

>>17861093
Do it. Its a dumb idea but its what you want.

College is a lie.

I dropped it and moved 3000km from home. The thing is, you dont know the future. For me one thing led to another and now im a carpenter and make more money than i could have hoped for with a degree. Jobs stress free and fun too.

Im writing this 600km from home and my girlfriend because i got a week gig out of town. Im getting $3000 this week.

Im trying to say two things...

College is a waste and your decision will start out doing what you truly want to do and open adventures and life and could lead good places.

Also get a skill trade.

Well... Maybe not now because trumpy is probably going to destroy unions aka the good pay... But open your mind to new fields.

>>17861088
>taking the Alpha/Beta thing seriously
go back to /r9k/

NOBODY IN HIGHSCHOOL IS A ALPHA MALE. Just go for it. IF YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOU FIGURE IT OUT. IF YOU DON'T YOU DON'T. Failing is way better than not trying. Just ask her out PUSSY

>>17861111

nice dubs.


Dubs is right. Alpha and beta basically translates to guys who are happy with who they are, and guys who pretend to be someone they're not.

Be the guy who's happy with who he is. Communicate with people by sharing your inner monologue without hesitation. If you genuinely believe you are a good person and you can improve other people's lives, or just their day, people will appreciate you being around.

Don't worry about anything in High School, bro. It's all irrelevant within a few months of graduation. Everybody from my High School (graduated in 2012), except a couple burnouts, are completely different people. Most people even laugh about how they acted in High School.

Just focus on not getting arrested and passing all your classes, the next few years will be much easier if you can accomplish those two goals.

DONT, you have the skill to get girls to go on dates with you. You are probably asking out the wrong type of girls. Also YOU DON'T WANT AIDS SO STAY AWAY FROM THE ESCORT.

Use a condom like you would or should with anyone and bang that escort. You can still date and perfect your technique. After I pull a used condom out of one of my girlfriends (someone else's) I NEVER bareback these bitches. Escorts are more honest than other women. You pay upfront and not for the rest of your life.

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>>17861233
>After I pull a used condom out of one of my girlfriends (someone else's)

>>17861048

Type out the 5 main formulas that will be covered.

hey, my final exam is tomorrow too! but on turbine engines. I am screaming internally so much right now.... can someone whisper sweet things into my ear and tell me it will all be fine?

>>17861061

I need 5 psi from 5 inches of diameter and at most double that in length. How do.

Like how the fuck do peoples words affect me this bad. It's not like they physically assaulted me.

I'm trapped inside my head and it's tricking me into believing everyone wants to get me. I know it's all bullshit but I can't fucking control it. FUCK

>>17861052

It isn't just words. It's the enviroment you were in.

School always sucked because it was mandatory, and like any underpaid worker, teachers are all too apathetic to really intervene.

So you're trapped, day after day, with no one to help you because "it's just kids being kids, they'll get over it", around a large group who's sought to alienate you and target you.
You've spent years second guessing everything because it was clear there was a target on your back. If someone is nice, you're forced to ask why? How does it help them hurt or humiliate you?

It's very similar to being in a jail, to people like us. Isolated, cut off from the rest of the world, loss of freedom.

It takes it's toll. You get paranoid, can no longer trust others. You develop anxiety and that turns into agoraphobia. You seek to be alone, finding comfort in very few places such as your bedroom. Isolated long enough, you may even develop cabin fever. Your social skills deteriorate further, and social interactions become an even more unusual occurrence ~ amplifying the anxiety when they do occur. Eventually, you can no longer trust even your own family, and feel uncomfortable around them.
It's very damaging and there is very little help for people like us. Worst, even if there is help, how can we trust it - when we can only trust ourselves?

Social anxiety and agoraphobia are some of the most damaging disorders around, simply because most suffers have to make life decisions that revolve around their disorder. Can't take jobs that involve too many social interactions, can't take jobs where you're out in public and can be seen. It's really difficult.

Can't help you OP. Not fixing it, but I can help you understand what's going on with you. I've been dealing with this a long time.

>>17861083
Fucking shit this is literally me. I can't even trust anyone in my family except my parents.

Youre girl is a hard masochistic slut take it or leave it

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>>17861026
>bite her neck
>REALLY HARD

As in puncture the skin?
If yes then have the disinfectant ready, cause thats one of those places you realy dont want infected. Remember human mouths are just as germ ridden as a dogs.

>bit on the clit, tongue, being spanked really hard, hair pulled, slapped
All pree normal. So just a person who likes it rough...

As to the choking, as much as she might want you to press the windpipe, you can get a much easier (and safer[aka less permanent damage causing]) and most likely more pleasurable feeling by pressing into the gaps below the jaw bone, both side, therefore constricting the arteries and stopping/lowering bloodflow to the brain. Some describe it as being high/a strong overwhelming pressure in the skull. (Also nice since if your hands are big you can do it with one hand. Allows you to do "other things" with your second) However i warn if she starts to flutter, aka seem like she will pass out, just loosen up a bit, slap her once across the face to pull her out of it, and do smth else for a while.

>Dont want to hurt her.
Oh belive me i dont either, however it gives me a cruel pleasure to know i can kill her at a whim, and she would probably like it.

But realy man its nothing compared to the even worse kinda girls. needles, barbed whips, starving. Alas ask more if you like or just take that what i gave you.

>guy btw soz. not one of em Felines

>>17861026
Do what she wants, but get consent in writing first then put it in a safe only you can access.

Go to an early showing a weekday at like 10AM. Usually little to no people

>>17861002

>wants to see TFA

All hope is lost.

>>17861018
Good idea. The theatre is like 5 min away from my house I might just drive over there and see wtf things are like tonight anyways. If that doesnt work ill try your idea

Tinder was made for that, she's already open to it. What's the point of talking to her there forever if you won't ask her out?

Also always remember that matches are disposable, so make a fool from yourself and if you're rejected, just unmatch and move on

>>17860961
Go ahead and ask her out. The fact that she's talking to you is a good sign, because most of them get so many messages that they lose track and they will quickly stop chatting if they feel bored by you or get distracted by all the other guys. I get a healthy amount of matches but most of them don't write back, it's frustrating.

>>17860974
>>17860975

I dunno. I guess I just feel a bit intimidated? in a platonic sense I'm fine around girls. I have a few female friends. But, when it comes to "dates" or anything that's more than platonic, I feel intimidated. I'm 25 years old, and extremely inexperienced

>>17860956

Get a new job.

You should discuss the issue with either another manager, or address it with the berating fella.

I am a manager, and I do my best to try to train people and help them, but there are those kinds of people who are managers and are complete dicks.
You'll have to talk to him or her about the issue. Unless he is specifically paying you, he can't really fire you.

There's not really a way to win with these kind of people. You can do your best to cope, but ultimately you're better off finding a new job or a new position within the company that isn't under him.


How you cope with it depends significantly on where you live, since that determines the standard for employment laws and your employment contract. Someone who lives in the US in a "fire at will" state will have a much harder time than someone who lives in a country with strong employee protections, who can respectfully but confidently call out their boss for doing this and potentially threaten them with some sort of harassment claim or workplace grievance.

Get drunk and watch emotional shit

>>17860944
This

Don't cry anon, order/buy a bunch of your favorite foods, buy some alcohol with atleast a minimum of a 50% ABV (vodka etc), and masturbate fucking furiously.

Just literally eat/drink/fap/shit until you feel better. (don't make yourself feel miserable but just enough to whereas when you finally get to sleep you'll be out like a fucking light, I'm talking like the "just went into a fucking coma" sort of sleep whereas you sleep 10+ hours, im talking the kind of sleep whereas you close your eyes at like 2AM and the next time you open them it's already like 3 in the fucking evening.

rinse and repeat until you feel good enough to continue on with life.
(ive done this countless times)

Lol just eat more, you're cured

>>17860916
You got that anorexia because you feel like you're fat and ugly or that anorexia that says food is disgusting?

If it's the former, go to the gym.
The bottom cause is that you feel shit about your body
The solution is body positive things
Like getting fucked
But that require at least one other person, so that's probably you
What you can do alone is work out

It'll make you feel good and increase your appetite

Cooking your meals yourself also helps
Because you're involved in every step you know exactly what you're eating.
You control what you consume

>>17860916

>What should I do?

Go on a journey. To McDonalds.

Define hard, idiot

No being an accountant is easy as fuck but being a coal miner is tough

>>17860865
Wrong

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>>17860848
I like going to art museums, seems like a good place you two might be able to bond over a piece. Try not to just look at the art for half a second and then run by to the next, really look at the art and maybe figure out what it's about, notice the small details. But to be honest, for a date, an art museum is good, but probably better if afterwards you take her/him to coffee or somewhere to eat and chat.

Look up how to search for meaning in art before going. Most of the art displayed will tell a story or theme. Theres common themes in colors and symbols that will hint at what the artist was trying to portray. This is all useless information of you are going to look at modern art, in which case you can just pretned to see things that aren't there.

>>17860861
Do the volunteer ushers actually know anything about art? Are they trained in the exhibit knowledge or are they only there for enforcing rules. The last time I went, I asked an usher about a tapestry, and he said
> Lol idunno I just make sure they don't touch the paintings

>>17860811
Getting women isnt judt about looks its also about personality, and which is more important varies from woman to woman. The best way to get a girlfriend is to talk to girls and ask them out. You just have to get over your fear of rejection or embarassment if they decline your offer

>>17860826
How the hell do I show my great personality?

>>17860826
No. I want to find a real person not just a cheap fuck.

>>17860781

If you have to ask, the answer is no.

> but I've always had trouble with subjects in that field,

What, as opposed to filler classes?

> it isn't my greatest interest

What's your greatest interest?

>I don't want to force myself into a STEM job that I won't enjoy just because it's the "only respectable field"

You will enjoy it more than McDonalds or a call center.

>fulfilling
Yes.
>and well paying
No.
>I don't want to force myself into a STEM job that I won't enjoy just because it's the "only respectable field"
Then do it for the "United States Dollars".

>>17860781
I'm having a pretty good amount of fun as a security analyst. not really a STEM field but kind of because it's computer systems.