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How do I get furfags to pay me to draw porn?
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>>17861421
You can do one of two things.
Be REALLY GOOD, and I mean like artwork that looks comparable to art youd see in a museum, and you can draw SFW fur art likes generic wolves and shit and you'll have a bunch of people buying your shit
OR
You can draw like shit, but as long as you take really odd commissions, like diaper cub shit guro combined into one image with someone's half dragon-skunk rainbow crossbreed OC, you will get TONS of horny artists throwing you money.
MLP used to have a market for this too...not sure anymore, but it was even easier since you never needed to draw hands/feet
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>>17861469
Horny autists*
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Keep up the art this drawing is great!
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How hard is it to seduce a Westerner that isn't too old (preferably in his 20s, 35 max) into flying me into his country and making me live with him and marry him?
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>>17861401
Please elaborate
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there is a direct correlation between how willing you are to fuck this dude and how much money your suitors will have
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depends how good looking you are
if not very, it depends on how manipulative you can be and how weak-willed your potential spouse is
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Guys I have this constant feeling of tension. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic. Anyone else have the same problem?
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If you're paranoid schizophrenic, it makes sense that you're also running around with anxiety. Do you feel like that's the tension?
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>>17861391
I don't really know but I don't think so but maybe. Its just like this constant feeling of tension though.
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Are you on any meds for having schizophrenia?
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Welp, I fucked up
>married for 11 years
>walking home with wife
>see guy walking his dog
>guy lets his dog shit on my neighbor's lawn
>doesn't clean it up
>ask the guy if he's going to clean it up
>he laughs and says "not tonight"
>lose my goddamn shit, swearing, calling him a cunt
>taunt him about not being a man because he's walking away
>he stops, starts to walk
>complete and utterly embarrassing loss of shit for a man in his 30s continues
>random guy takes a swing because I asked if his kids know they have two mommies
>act like a teenager and end up kicking the shit out of some random guy over nothing
>the whole situation reminds my wife that I used to be a dangerous shitbag
>now she's pissed
>this happens every couple of years
Advice?
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My advice?
Go to reddit with that story
You're going to get a lot of Yingyang points there!
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>>17861347
The fucks a yinyang point?
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What's the fucking problem? You called out some fag for having no civic responsibility. Your wife wants you to be some myopic, selfish pansy?
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I want to start a business. I am 26 BS biology and have worked in anatomy for a few years and invented a model that I'm confident in. All of the surgeons in my dept wanted one. I quit my job last summer and saved money while living at my moms to start this winter. The problem is my mom and step dad keep askig why I don't just get a regular job and move back out. I've been here since august and haven't lived here since 17. I have the money and space in the basement to start up and the connections to get business rolling and get a patent but I get ZERO support. All I hear is "your so smart, go back to med school" Etc... Even worse every holiday my family asks when I'm going to graduate and I have to remind them I got a degree four years ago. Am I fucking up or delusional? Btw I'm emotes full time anyway so I don't understand the "get a real job"
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*employed full time
I work for my brother in law landscaping for 15/hr. More than running an anatomy and plastination lab paid
That's not the point, I have a niche product and I can't get my family behind me. They just tell me to move on and forget about it and it hurts honestly
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>>17861321
Tell me your model, fag
You sound like a bullshitter
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>>17861321
>expecting moral support
Stop being a faggot and either launch your shit or go get a job.
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How do I turn myself off from incest/incest porn?
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try turning yourself off of porn all together. I'm in the process.. losing battle so far.. it ain't easy..
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>>17861301
You can't.
You've been conditioned to it.
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Bump just cuz I need this advice too. Not proud of it
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I'm paranoid I have tape worms or some kind fo parasyte and they're trying to climb up my throat.
As far as I know, my poo is fine (even pooped twice today and don't recall finding weird stuff in it), but I have this weird feeling in my throat. It either feels like I have a bit of air and am about to burp or that I have a bit of hair stuck to the back of my throat, sometimes. I might have had this feeling yesterday or so, but it mgiht have been for such a brief moment that I didn't pay mind to it.
help.
Now it's 3AM and I can't stop thinking I have those nasties trying to reach for my mouth. Is this even possible?
How do I check for worms?
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You're probably fine, also go to a doctor
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>>17861284
Well it's really late so only tomorrow, but I'm really shaken up right now. Is there even a chance I could suffocate or something?
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No, it's not possible for intestinal worms to enter your throat. They would be digested trying to reach your stomach. That's why their eggs come out the other end.
Feeling "hair" on the back of your throat just means that you're getting a sore throat, which is caused by your sinuses dripping mucus down the back of your throat. Anyone older than 8 knows this.
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I have a crush on this super cutie who works at the school library. I want to ask her out, but I leave for winter break on the 19th. Is it better to wait until I come back?
Also, is "Hey, could I have help looking for a book? I think it was called Your Number" too cheesy to use? I'm super autistic and haven't really done this before.
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>Also, is "Hey, could I have help looking for a book? I think it was called Your Number"
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couple things m8
1.awful pickup line
2.no guarantee she will still work there next semester. lots of college jobs vary by class schedule.
3.she is working and most likely doesnt want to be bothered
4.unless you're leo decaprio she will probably say no
Your best bet is seeing her outside the library.
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>Also, is "Hey, could I have help looking for a book? I think it was called Your Number" too cheesy to use?
Yes
Never do a "pick up line" unless you're noticing that you already have her attention. If you want to get a girl just start with an interest you think she might have and then build from there and shove in a "Can I get your number?" At around the end of the conversation.
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Is being sexually compatible important in most relationships? What do you do when you have certain kinks and fetishes but your partner is not into them?
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Describe such kinks.
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yep.
You discuss them with your partner and see if you can get those desires fulfilled elsewhere. If your partner isn't okay with that and you can't live without your fetish or kink, then you probably need to leave.
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>>17861210
yes.
>what do
depends on how important that kink is.
i have lots of kinks that dont really matter in a relationship. as long as im the Top its mostly good to go.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Girls
Why would you specifically mention your 21st birthday to a guy who is you know is interested in you?
(A girl told me the day of hers while we were talking about winter break)
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>>17861168
If she's interested in you, she probably wants you to take her out or get her a gift.
If she's not, she probably still wants the gift and is using you/leading you on so she gets some material gains out of your affection.
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>>17861192
True. I would think it's probably the first? She kinda has a few signs pointing that way. Either way after that I mentioned that we should get together over break. To which she said "We can always give it a shot!"
I doubt she would be the type to use someone like that, seeing as she is a volunteer EMT and other shit
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How does one remove attraction to females. It's the only need that I cannot fulfill, and I know it will slowly drive me insane.
Any suggestions you filthy fuckin whores ? I need to escape this unneeded torture, so I can be more productive.
>inb4 suicide
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>>17861146
You can't, unless you're gay or bi.
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>>17861146
anti-depressants do the job pretty well desu
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>>17861151
There has to be a way. How do monks do it? Unless that's just repression.
So I'm getting hired as a Computer Tech for a local tech repair company next week, but I'm starting to have doubts whether I should do the job or not.
At first they're going to hire me for $9/hr, which after 30 days gets bumped up to $10/hr, and then after 60 more days I might get another increase, that is if they don't let me go at that time. But I have a feeling in the back of my head that I'm getting underpaid. The business when I start will only be me, the owner and sometimes the bookkeeper who pops in every once in a while. My schedule is 5 days a week from 9AM-6PM or 10AM-6PM
I don't know if I should do the job or not. I don't have any money issues since I still live with my parents and I have other "jobs". They're not exactly reliable, but since I'm signed up for a few of them I can usually do enough throughout the month to cover my own expenses easily.
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>>17861123
Depends on your education and goals in life.
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>>17861143
Great advice, thank you (!)
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>>17861143
i know the tech market is extremely oversaturated which is another reason where my doubts lie, but one of my goals is to finish up the rest of my classes so I can finally get my Bachelors.
My goal is simply to get a nice comfy job that has a perfect work/life balance. Preferably I'd rather only work 30 hours out of a week but it always seems like places either hire for 10 hour weeks or 40+ hour weeks. They hired me for 40 hours out of the week, but I wonder if I could negotiate with the owner to let me work only 30 hours out of the week.
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>needed 61% on my final exam to pass a required class that won't be offered again until next fall
>got a 60.6%
>supposed to graduate this coming spring
Is there anything I can do? I don't want to come back for a 9th semester just to take one fucking class
inb4 kneepads
And no this wasn't due to laziness. I am just a horrible test taker. I have a 90% on homework grades.
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>I am just a horrible test taker
so what you are saying is you are stupid?
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>>17861122
Email your teacher. I had a similar situation, and I asked my professor if there was any way she could bump my grade up. I jokingly offered to bring her cookies, but she said I didn't need to, and my grade got bumped up anyways.
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>>17861127
Fuck off
>>17861131
I think he's still here tomorrow, there's 2 days of final exams left. Should I go see him in person instead?
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Well my dick realized it was never going to see action and committed suicide
As if I didn't have it hard enough I can't get an erection anymore pun intended
Seems like I break a new record on biggest failure every week
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Go see a Doctor.
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>>17861173
I better go see a vet
Vets give lethal injections
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Does it mean anything if a girl has been online multiple times but hasn't read my message? She hardly texts me to begin with, and one time I sent her something and she replied about a month later on Facebook, for some reason. In person she shows MANY signs of interest, but also disinterest, and she's confusing as fuck. Am I just overthinking all of this? I'd ask her out but we're on break from uni.
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>>17861118
Are you using FB Messenger?
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>>17861129
She does, I don't
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>>17861133
What are you messaging her on.... this is probably alot more innocent than you think