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Has anyone had any luck with any penis enlargement methods, specifically Jelqing?
Big dicks has always been a fetish of mine. I always fantasies about having a big dick. It's not that my dick is small but it's just the most average size and girth that it annoys me. I understand that there's no way to make it massive but there's still methods that claim to change the size a little.
Sharing methods or similar experiences would be appreciated.
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>>18538046
I do have a success with penis reduction methods, non invasive, non surgery. My dick was too big that it's not functional and sex was unfulfilling for me.
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>>18538046
Jelqing will make your boners less hard and eventually destroy your ability to have boner at all.
Try kegel excercises. They wont increase anything, but orgasms will feel better and it will be easier for you to pop boner.
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>>18538068
I'll try that. The Jelqing exercise just seems very shady in general. Although there's quite a lot of support for it out there it can't be good to pull on your dick like that.
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I heard someone yell "get off me"(female) out side of my house. It was a bit too dark to tell who or what was on her but i decided to call police and i gave them my address. Should i be worried if it was a misunderstanding and they were just a drunk couple? I was legitimately worried they were in distress. did i do the right thing? The police havent showed and i dont know what to say when they get here. HELLLPP
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>>18538005
you're gonna get shot by the police while the rapist finished cumming and walked away klmao
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>>18538008
Thanks
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>>18538010
They will try to do CPR on you but you die before the ambulance arrives
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My girlfriend uploads nudes of herself to Tumblr. I'm pissed with her. She doesn't get why. Am I a fucking idiot or what? "It's just skin" "It's not like I'm directly sending them to anyone"
And no I won't send you the link cunts.
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this is a really bad dealbreaker to me. if she's with me why does she need to literally whore her body out? it's not like she's an artistic photographer, or she's just posing for one. she's just fishing for dick pics, compliments and gets off on other people getting off with her body
i had a gf that was big into this (even got accepted as a suicidegirl) and was a huge problem in the relationship. that being said, it was just another problem of multiple ones all intertwinned with very low self steem regarding her body (despite being paid for showing tits) and daddy issues
idk man if its a deal breaker for you be honest with what you want and think about breaking up. Consider the fact that her fishing for attention shows other problems in her personality
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Post link to tumblr
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>>18537891
When you are making something public online, you are sending them to everyone. I wouldn't tolerate it.
There also wouldn't be a conversation about it. Once you put something on the internet, it's out of your control forever. There will now always be people who have her nudes. I wouldn't date a softcore porn star, and that's essentially what she's posting. No discussion - I'm just done.
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>Be me a few months ago , senior in high school
>Tell friend nonchalantly one day i'm into loli .
>At first he takes it as a joke , then over time he relizes isn't a joke
>Over time it descended into me admitting I "like" girls between the ages of 5-12 yrs old.
To be fair , the entire time I thought it was funny and I fully understood the consequences of what I was doing. it doesn't bother me really in retrospect , but man..what are the chances he thinks I'm a complete freak.?
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>>18537813
Chances are honestly pretty big you fucking pedo
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>>18537813
Tbh if you're posting loli, chances are you're not a pedo. You've probably watched too much loli anime and find lolis cuter than other waifus or 3d women. So now you're associating lolis with real children and think they're cute. Stop watching loli hentai.
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You think? I mean he still hung out with me just as often and invited me to parties. I'm not one to invite myself either they urged me to ec
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> Yeah, I'm asking 4chan for advice but all my friends are assholes like me with no morals. This whole story starts three YEARS ago. So there is a lot of time that will be skip of the sake of writing
> So, I meet this chick my Junior year, lets call her B. I was 15 and she was 13/14 but was a freshmen. She is a fucking idiot but I liked her. We hung out everyday at lunch for a whole year. When times were bad, I helped her up. She started to like me, I didn't notice. She gets a boy toy and try to get envious; still don't notice. The reason for me not noticing is because I was trying to bang another chick, call her L. L has a boyfriend in another state but I don't give a fuck. I ended up bang L a few times, without a condom, and B gets dumped by boy toy.
> Day one
> gets off bus and heads to library to hang with friends
> B is sad and wants to tell me something
> we go to back of the library and tells me she likes me
> i was shock, didn't say anything
> her eyes about to cry
> I say i like you too, I don't like it when she crys.
> she takes my hat and run to the couch with my friends.
> L walks in and holds my elbow gently
> I turn around and there was the face of disappointment. A face I will see for a long time.
> she tells me she is pregnant
> I look back at B: I see she is happy; my friends waiting for me to get back, wanting to bust my balls for dating her. Like an episode of friends
> i turn to look at L, she hugs me and says I love you.
>I'm speechless
>that day was the first rain drops of the storm
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>>18537706
Sigh!!
I'm glad I didn't screw up this bad during high school.
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>18537706
Yes.. continue.
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TL;DR - Am I a bad person for not wanting to be friends with a guy who rejected me?
I met this guy a month ago, but he's moving back to his country at the end of the summer.
We hit it off and spent the most romantic month together - went out every day, slept in the same bed every night, cuddled, went on dates, shared deep and personal things. It was genuinely amazing. Yesterday I tried to kiss him, and he rejected me and told me we should stay friends because he's going to break my heart when he leaves.
So I apologised and left. I haven't been talking to him since. He seems very hurt and mad at me.
Does this make me a bad person?
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not really, he knew what he was doing, just forget him
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>>18537693
Your life sounds like a chick flick.
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>>18537717
Yeah, but I am average looking at best and I don't even go out of my house 90% of the time.
So it's a pretty boring chick flick.
>>18537716
Huh, I will.
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Gonna get my first root canal done today and i'm kinda scared. Especially because I can't really handle any painkillers, so will have to get it done without them.
There is an infection that happened a week ago, and 4 days ago the doctor opened up my tooth and completely exposed all the canals. It didn't hurt or anything and when I rinse with different solutions these days I feel nothing.
Will the actual root canal hurt without any painkillers or numbing, or is the nerve/pulp basically dead since I don't feel anything with it exposed?
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>>18537670
Why can't you use painkillers? Is it a medical concern? I've never had a root canal without painkillers, but I have to assume they hurt.
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Can you handle local anesthesia? If so, you will be good. Root canal is exaggerated. I did 3 or 4 of them, not a big deal. The dentist drills your tooth which can be uncomfortable but not very painful, does some shit, then closes it. The whole procedure lasts like half an hour or so, and you may be sore the next day when the anesthesia wears off.
Take an ibuprofen or something, but even if you don't, it won't hurt too bad.
Honestly, nothing to be worried about, trust me anon
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>>18537670
>without painkillers
oh my god you're done for
I had one done in my youth WITH painkillers and it was the worst pain ever. Maybe my dentist screwed up.
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my gf is cheating on me but I hacked her instagram to find out. how do i expose this
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>>18537660
does it matter?
if she's cheating, break up with her, you don't plan on seeing her again anyway
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>>18537660
how did you hack her instagram hah
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>>18537704
she told me passwords of her past things, i just guessed it was for the same as this and it was
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What are the odds of having a brain tumor at the age of 32? Symptoms are daily dizziness and balance problems, strange visual disturbances (eye doctor found nothing wrong), tingling in legs, numbness in my face, cognitive problems, muscle spasms.
Few times there have been a head ache or pressure in head but nothing serious. Symptoms for over a month.
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>>18537555
Dunno the odds. But even if its unlikely, you should still see a doctor.
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Low, but I hear there are some people who are quite good at figuring these things out, they're called medics.
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>>18537562
>Medics
>You have to be in the military to find out if you have a brain tumor.
I think doctors can figure it out, too.
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TLDR: How do I become a monk? 2017-07-20 07:59:54 Post No.18537465
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Basically I want to become some sort of monk or recluse, but I don't know where to start, and feel powerless to change anything in my life due to limiting present circumstances. For the last 4 years, I felt that my immediate mission in life is to win the lottery, I have become very passionate and extremely obsessed with it, and my life revolves around this desire. I have searched for any other options, but nothing seemed feasible until I have some better success with the gambling. I also have felt that until this happens, I have little to no agency in life, and am just waiting to something to change.
What I envision is mainly to get to live a peaceful life without being limited by money and get to just exist freely. Having safe and comfortable places to live and stay at while traveling, enjoying quality food, driving to more nature places instead of just roaming the same streets, going for very long walks often, spending the rest of the time consuming entertainment, and doing various yogic and meditation practices, like a semi-monk. I have seemed to master the art of happiness in all other regards, I feel like I have a solid internal compass where I grant myself limitless happiness, self worth and self love, don't seek status or material possessions, and have adapted well to living solitary and celibate. The only thing missing is financial means, but I don't feel there is any way to make this vision I just expressed a reality other than gambling on the lottery, or finding some enabler to support my ideal lifestyle. I am open to changing everything about my perspective though, because there are so many unknown-unknowns possible.
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My present circumstances are that I have no car, no license, no where to park a car even, live in an uncomfortable home environment (sleep in the living room of widowed mother's apartment, with lots of outside and inside noise, no heat or ac), delayed sleep phase disorder, aspergers and a host of other physical and mental limitations that hinder every alternative thats ever been suggested to me. I don't want to work a job ever again, and have been unable to get any job I even applied to since I was fired from Whole Foods 7 years ago. I have partial access to a small trust fund I inherited, and the last 2 months I spent an exorbitant amount of money on lottery tickets, to the point where now I need to severely restrict any spending until next year, and greatly scale back lottery gambling. I used to think I would eventually choose suicide if I never won the lottery, but have since recognized that I have incredible resilience, a sense that I can endure anything. But this resilience is only a passive strength, not something that gives me any external power, only internal power to resist negativity and maintain a zen state of mind.
So right now what I am looking for are other ways I can live a happy and healthy life even if I never win the lottery, yet still am unwilling or unable to become a wage slave or careerperson- there is some other option, an unknown-unknown. Perhaps something of a modern day monk, where my needs will be provided for in exchange for just being myself in a way that helps others. I feel the ultimate accomplishment is not needing to accomplish anything, and to get to create things without ever expecting money in return.
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My dude if you are serious then monasteries are a thing in the modern world, but if you aren't the religious type then you'll have to work.
You want to make something great for the world to enjoy, I feel that hard, but the fact of the matter is that we have our dues to pay,
You have internal peace, that's good...now use it to get what needs to be done.
You have to eat, drink, and stay warm
You probably want to retire someday comfortably
You want time to do what you love.
Get a job that isn't very demanding, and if you're happy there then so be it, if not then...get used to it I guess, it's something everyone has to deal with.
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if you feel powerless, then push. if it pushes back, push harder. keep pushing until you destroy the thing pushing you down.
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Cleanliness in Relationship 2017-07-20 07:51:51 Post No.18537441
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Okay, /adv/ I need opinions on this topic.
My gf thinks I'm nuts/ an asshole for asking her to shower before she comes to sleep in my bed.
I'll give some details to help clarify why this has become such a problem. I have stress induced OCD (she knows this) that focuses on hygiene and cleanliness, so I shower at least twice a day - morning and night. It relaxes me and makes me comfortable (she also knows this.) Lately I have been stressed to the max due to work and other things, so my ability to deal with things is becoming limited.
Now I ask my gf to shower before bed because frankly she smells. She works 8-9 hours a day on her feet in the same shoes with no sock, so her feet reek. She's a server so shes constantly on her feet, back and forth so she works up a light sweat. Now this wouldn't be trouble some but she has KK breasts and she works up boob sweat like no tomorrow, mixed in with her glitter perfume its just a bit much for me some days. There are also days she will go 2 days without showering because she closes and opens, so those days it's extra ripe and she wants to come cuddle. Well, let's just say its not the biggest turn on in the world.
So to sum up, she feels I'm being unfair asking her to shower when she's done work because she doesn't like to shower twice a day and all she wants to do is sleep when she's done work. And now its become a battle and a bunch of snide remarks about how she's not allowed to sleep over because she stinks.
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Shower with her.
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>being an asshole to someone with hygiene OCD issues
Sounds like she's a bit of a cunt.
Try showering with her, see if that helps.
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>>18537448
im usually asleep, she gets in around 2-3am
Girlfriend wants a break because of depression
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I was in a long distance relationship with a girl,we both really love each other and after months of back of forth we eventually decided to be together but she warned me and I knew she was depressed that she is afraid she'll hurt me because of the depression. But I didn't care. 2 weeks in and she says we need to take a "break" so she can fix herself for me. So we can have a perfect relationship. Then yesterday she said there is no future for her and she just wants to die. It broke my heart. What can I do to help her get better without triggering her Everytime we talk about her depression? I love and care for her so much and I can't imagine moving forward without her. I feel frozen and there's no moving forward until she's better. And I really want her to get better. Basically,How can I help this girl without hurting her?
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>>18537402
You can't love each other in an LDR. Can't happen because you never get to see the worst of each other, and you can't say you love someone until you are dodging a waffle iron she just hurled at your head, and you STILL want to be with her.
She's a time bomb or someone who emotionally manipulates others to get attention. Either way, it's not healthy for you to stick around her. Bail the fuck out, or get ready for years of this shit without anything ever getting better.
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I really do love her. We've been through alot so I know what I'm getting into... Even if I wasn't romantically interested in her I would still want to help even just as a friend
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>>18537411
>I really do love her
No. You don't. What you are saying is the equivalent of calling yourself a fighter pilot, despite never going into the air. It is literally impossible to be a fighter pilot without actually flying a fighter jet. It is literally impossible to love someone until they are a hair's breadth away from murdering you, and you still don't want to leave.
>We've been through alot so I know what I'm getting into....
Have you been through this type of situation with another woman before? Because, if not, no you don't. I have. 3 women were like this. First one caused me years of heartache. 2nd one literally cheated on me, left me, cheated on her new bf, got pregnant, and told me if I didn't raise the kid she would abort. I got the pictures on texted to my phone. Fucked me up for years, mentally. I still can't get more than a buzz going when drinking without turning into a mess, even though I've forgiven myself.
3rd one I just straight up walked away from. They threaten suicide. They threaten all sorts of things to try and manipulate them into staying with you, and they might even go through with them (like the abortion). But you can't fix people who like the drama that comes from them being broken.
Walk the fuck away.
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What the hell is wrong with me? 2017-07-20 07:00:06 Post No.18537317
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I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. Whenever I remember something embarassing I do weird shit, most of them are verbal like: " I HATE BLACK PEOPLE ", " oh okay ", " AAAAAAAAAH ". But I get into physical weird shit, I will claim I will disappear and wrap myself in a blanket and ask if I disappeared out loud when no one is in the area, I will place my head on a car hood and claim I will sleep on the car and then I go back to walking around. And I'm not even thinking when I do this, I JUST DO IT. I can't help it. KEEP IN MIND: This only happens to me when I am thinking of embarassing shit, like times when I tried to act smart.
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>>18537317
What the fuck am I reading?
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>>18537317
You're fucking crazy, OP. See a therapist or something.
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>>18537329
I don't know if I am, I thought it was a trigger. But there were years where I did weird shit. One time I thought my own family were alien matrix agents, only portraying themselves as humans in the matrix. I went so far as to write my Mother's contact as " alien " on my phone.
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I really don't want to buy a cellphone, but I'm about to live on my own for the first time, and it looks like I'll need one. What's the cheapest I can go for something that has everything I need while also not being a clunky piece of trash?
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>>18537311
What the fuck do you need in a phone?
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>>18537315
Mainly just calling and texting, along with access to some helpful apps (email, GPS, that sort of thing).
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>>18537311
It's the plan that gets you. If you use republic wireless, metro, or some virgin mobile plans you can get talk and text for 20-35 a month.
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So ugly I want to die 2017-07-20 06:52:43 Post No.18537297
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I'm missing out on everything because of how repulsive I am to look at. So much that no one has hired me.
I'm 19 and I am hoping to get hired at a fast food joint at least. But I feel like now that I'm getting older I won't have enough for my two priorities right now: plastic surgery and moving out.
My youth will be over soon. My parents are loud slobs and treat me like shit. It's getting harder to deal with everyday. Never had a real bf.
No motivation to do anything like hobbies or study or even remember things. Hard to get up and do small tasks.
And I'm getting cucked by my ecrush by someone I'm really jealous of, and it's the last straw. Attractive people have it so much better no wonder a lot of uglies off themselves before their 30s.
I just need the motivation to do it. Please redpill me on life so I can stop being a pussy.
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>>18537297
Eh just learn to work out a lot. All guys want is a decent ass or body ect. If you work out and eat decent it doesn't really matter how jacked up your face is.
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>>18537301
I do that and have an ok body but it still looks wierd. Having a pretty face matters a lot to me.
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>>18537297
What redpills do you want, specifically? How to move out? How plastic surgery won't help people's confidence in most things (because they will feel like liars and know any offspring they have will come out looking like they were, not like how they are)? What advice do you want specifically?