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Tell him SMW is the only Mario game where you can actually throw shells and other objects upwards instead of being limited sideways only.
Although if he's a normie, he might not care about that sort of technical stuff, so just tell him SMW is one of the most acclaimed video games ever and would be nuts not to play it, especially if he liked 3.

>>4211457
Fess up, OP. You're the normie, aren't you?

>>4211457
"It's very similar to SMB3, and many people think it's even better".

>>4210994
Dungeon Keeper 2 of course. You'll need to find a specific patch though, one of the later ones broke the AI making it literally retarded. I forget which one sadly.

dwarf fortress
startopia
evil genius
>>4208083

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Elves are cancer,
Urist knows the answer.

>>4213518
old windows games run like shit on modern PCs
most games also ran like shit on PCs of that era...

I recommend you to emulate the PS2 version of that game, it was released only in japan but everything is in english

>>4213518
emulate the arcade model 2 version instead

>>4213590
This is why I'm glad my PC is ancient so I can play all the old stuff just fine.

cool story, bro

Get a PS2 so you can play PS1+PS2 games. There are a lot of games worth playing on those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWP6OYET7U

yes

>>4210887
>icycalm
That guy is like personified 4chan autism

I usually just read positive and negative user reviews from gamefaqs

>>4210887
Watched some documentary about Schwarzenegger yesterday. Holy shit what a cunt. I'm glad he'll die in my lifetime.
I feel bad for Lou Ferrigno. He seems like a genuine good guy.

>>4213318
There's a trick to him, you only need your default buster.

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>>4213328

>>4213328
Jesus, actual youngfag and a tryhard too.
Keep it up man I'm sure you'll fit in with the rest of the board eventually.

Who cares. It might not be as bad as they say but it's still subpar.

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At least it follows the classic Zelda format.
>explore on overworld from a top-down perspective
>kill enemies and gather rupees to buy items
>use items to reverse the overworld (the ladder and the candle even make an appearance)
>explore dungeons and kill bosses to collect sacred triangles
>final showdown with Ganon

>>4210879
You only pretend to like it because it's obscure and you're a hipster numale.

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>>4213017
Excellent thread. I need to know as well.

Archive.org

>>4213017
the internet

>>4210789
Canada isn't real.

>>4210789
You are insufferable annoying double digit IQ retards who constantly feel the need to ramble about your country's culture and history which only exists in your imaginary fantasy worlds fabricated by your monkey brains. You are the worst shitposters of /int/ second only to Canadians. I have been to Rio in the Olympics, visit the so called white South Brazil and Sao Paulo, both are terrible. Brazilians can't talk, they yell. They throw garbage in the streets. Their showers are dangerous and you can't throw toilet paper in the toilet. Objectively speaking the second most repugnant nationality in the world, after India.

obv answers: batman, ninja gaiden 1, silver surfer

https://youtu.be/SJwh3erQlyE

Why is this so good?

>>4210854
Tim Follin is the man.

>>4210257
One of the more straightforward classes is Knight, because they auto repair their shit while they move. This means most artifacts you find wont go away on you.

>>4210257

Why u no play Oblivion?

>>4210351
to be honest, I found oblivion to be a return to the feel of the old TES games.

in both Arena and Daggerfall, your hit rates were very high from the beginning, and the combat would give good visual feedback to the player by making enemies "bounce" backward when hit. all of this was then ruined in Morrowind. not only were the hit rates low as fuck, even with high weapon levels, but there was no visible response from an enemy when they got hit. all you got was a slightly different sound. in this regard, the combat in oblivion felt much more like the combat in the old games.

bullshit. source?

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All these Mariohacks usually were really good games.
mario 14/kaikatsu yanchamaru 3 is really great, as is don doko don 2.

I remember one of my friends having a bootleg gameboy color game that had "Super Mario 7" on it, and it was just some Adventure Island game with Mario hacked in, instead of Master whatever-his-name-is.

>>4212824
Alttp clone

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>>4212840
Nice, how do we market it?

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>>4210045
About now, you're probably wondering when I'm going to start telling you about how there were Unown in my party and the Buried Alive guy in Lavendar Town started eating my player character, because any preowned bootleg game story is bound to be some creepy hacked ****. Well, it wasn't that simple. I played through Lavender Town, the Pokémon Tower, all of that, and nothing unusual happened. I didn't go mad from the music and feel suicidal, my Pokémon never turned white and started crying tears of blood, or anything like that.

However, as I continued playing, it became apparent to me that this game had some glitches. Just like the cheap plastic casing and sticker that barely stuck, the game itself was flaky. I've never played Pokémon on an emulator before, but if I had to guess, I would say that when it was copied, a lot of the data was corrupted, and I had to be careful when playing or it would freeze.

For example, sometimes the graphics around the player (I'm going to call him "Red", as that's what I named him. I'm a bit of a Red fanboy) would turn into big colored bars and the game would stop, and the background music would stop on whatever note it had hit and play this high-pitched, staticky whine until I restart. This happened whenever I tried to get on my bike inside a cave or building.

I was almost sure this was just a normal bootlegged game until I examined the SNES in the Celadon department store. Don't judge me, but, being a Red fanboy, I've always liked when the game said things from Red's point of view, like how he says "Dad would like this!" when you examine the SNES, or "I should get going..." when you examine the TV, since you never get to see the player say anything, to the point where, as a joke, the developers made Red say nothing more than ellipses when you encountered him in G/S/C.

>>4210047
Anyways, when I examined the SNES where Red would normally say, "Dad would like this!", instead, I saw the text, "Where is DAD?"

I examined it again, and, same thing. I kind of laughed it off, thinking, for some reason, it was poor translation (don't ask how I thought that made any sense). In the back of my mind, I was kind of hoping for a hack game, because hey, now I got some screencaps and gonna post them on 4chan, I'd be able to at least kill an afternoon laughing about it.

I went to the next floor, then went back down and checked the NES again. To my surprise, the message had changed. Now, Red said, "Who created me?"

At this point, I was pretty sure this had been added in by some hacker, and I thought that was kind of AWESOME. Hell, Red finding out he was really just a video game character. That's pretty funny.

After that, and after failing to find any other added-in dialogue, I continued on in the game's story. At that point, I was about near the part where you surf to Cinnabar and the Seafoam Islands.

stop posting these shitty pastas

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