You have one shot

>>4212824
Alttp clone

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>>4212840
Nice, how do we market it?

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>>4212849

>>4212824
>Breathe in
>Breathe out
Top down gta

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>>4212860
Will the kids like it?

>>4212868
>Mortal Kombat came out last year
>It can ride the controversial wave
>Kids love it because violence
>Adults love it because cheesy mafia plot
>Genesis exclusive

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>>4212879
I like it. Uniquely not Japanese, extreme violence, and new. Fuck those Jap heads at Sega. You get a complimentary hooker. I see you heading up the corporate ladder, big things are ahead for you. Approved!

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>1993
Coke is dead as dead, man

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>>4212889
Alright, give me 3g of Madman.

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Already a better day, made two great business decisions. Gonna spend the night at my mistresses' after I go acquire the assets I just procured.

>>4212824
get an exclusive gradius game from konami

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>>4212946
We are already in talks to get something like it here. Sega can only have a bright future with the partnerships I have been working out.

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I'm sorry, the executive is out of his office at the moment. If you leave a memo, I will get it to him as soon as possible.

Landed on consultant. Would tell Sega to not suck.

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>>4215668
Fine! It's okay, just finished talking to Capcom and they have signed on to give us our own exclusive Street Fighter 2!

This can't go wrong, it will be a good year

>>4212824
>Programmer is on the "you like money" side
I wish.

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>>4217546
That's only how Sega is run. See, we dug up some programmer of Girl's Garden and gave him a whole studio here all for making non flat ground. Or all it took to keep some hack named Yu Suzuki who made a boxing game a Ferrari to retain him. A pittance here. Think of it as just "do you like the 'concept' of money" which is not the same as having money.

See, I like the concept of money. It keeps my family together. The wife doesn't question my long nights away with the mistress and my daughter loves me for all the things I spend with Sega's budget on her.

>>4213016
nigga how u got a wireless keyboard in the 90s

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>>4217642
Ahahaha. She only thinks that's a keyboard. She was hired here to be my assistant. She assists with my junk that I'd rather be hands off with.


>>4212946
Good news, instead of just having Gradius, we decided to pay boatloads of money to have Konami's new upcoming mascot character as a timed exclusive.

>got 3D artist
>am concept artist

TIL I'm Asian

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>>4217675
That's okay, I can't tell them apart either. We have a project here where we have the rights to a Jap animation called X-men. However, for your talents with concept and 3D art I hear Time Warner has another game in the pipeline for your slanted Vietnamese eyes for artwork on the Genesis.

>>4212824
Is this chart really that accurate? what if you just do all the work yourself?

>>4218676
That sounds like the path of indie developer. Taking over marketing duties yourself is a large undertaking after a whole game is made. Can be an independant indie darling like Kyodai Mahjong, or die in flames like asset flipping games on steam, PS4, or XBLIG.

>>4218702
I guess, but I don't fit most of the criteria for things I want to do on this chart, so I'll have to do it myself.

The only way to defeat a Japanese game is to make an American game. A game so American, the streets will run red, white, and blue.

I propose: METAL PATRIOT - an intense shoot 'em up where you control a powerful war mech, heavily armed to the teeth and wearing the American flag as a cape, flying through the skies and battling a massive alien invasion.

-Ten pulse-pounding levels.
-Eight devastating weapons including lasers, missiles, bombs, "neutrino pulsars", and more.
-Fifteen killer enemy types and ten gigantic bosses.
-Heart-racing heavy metal tunes.
-Furious shooting and sword combat action.
-Explosive propaganda.
-All within a massive 16-megabit cartridge.

I know what you're thinking. "Whose cock do I have to suck to get such an awesome game?!" The answer: no one. Because we can outsource that. Because this is America, where our primary export...is FREEDOM.