what would you do to Lavren Marberry anons?
I want to be her little tampon boy and suck on her breasts
>>34796418
i would cum in her eyes and hope they got infected
Rape her until she's no longer a feminist
Who /holdsinpoops/ here?
why does it make my back hurt and my legs numb?
am I dying?
>the feeling of shit hanging from your anus
>the feeling of letting air farts narrowly escape
I live for it
What's the longest you've held in your shit? I swear I've gone up to almost a month.
>what do you do for fun?
>what kind of music do you listen to?
>tell me something interesting about yourself
>I want to hear more about you
Just get some hobbies and develop a personality. It really isn't that hard.
>>34796405
I have hobbies and stuff but recently for fun I've begun punching trees. You should try it.
>What are you doing on the computer all day?
>Before driving to the sorority house, Rodger uploaded to YouTube a video titled "Elliot Rodger's Retribution", in which he outlined details of his upcoming attack and his motives. He explained that he wanted to punish women for rejecting him and to punish sexually-active men for living a more enjoyable life than his.
>After uploading the video, Rodger e-mailed a lengthy autobiographical manuscript to approximately a dozen acquaintances and family members. The document, which he titled "My Twisted World", was made available on the Internet and became widely known as his "manifesto". In it, he described his childhood, family conflicts, frustration over not being able to find a girlfriend, his hatred of women, his contempt for racial minorities and interracial couples, and his plans for what he described as "retribution".
What the gosh darn heck did he mean by all of this?
In a nutshell:
I'm entitled and have anger issues.
>>34796631
He did everything right, though. Don't you fucking libcucks get it?! When you redistribute the beautiful blonde girls to the people who don't work for them, the ones who actually earned them are left with nothing!
>>34796631
>entitled
You cucks sure love your buzzwords, dont you?
This beutiful lady was voted Miss.Finland 2017 , How do you feel about this ?
>>34796355
If it was another country i might be frustrated but Finland is right wing as fuck and massively majority white. This was probably an ironic joke.
Also the Miss [place] bullshit hasn't been relevant in what 50 years? It's for gossip sites and air head women so it figures they rig it to appease to their progressive conditioning.
>>34796355
aside from the nose she is very fuckable
>>34796414
iits slippery slope its what it fucking is. as a finn im truly angry about this and most finns agree she looks like sheboon except those self-virtuous fuckwit lefties who are oh so progressive. fuck them.
Is there a game more robot then 2009-2011 Minecraft?
Get on a server, build a comfy house and just play with people you know/ don't know.
Fucking kids and normies destroyed minecraft
>>34796255
do you have a server op? I dont like playing without friends
Youtubers ruined Minecraft, they attracted the little fuckers with their autistic lazy content.
>>34796255
I miss back then.
good times
>Oy vey anon, it's too bad your one of them alt-right nazi shmucks, you need a nice jewish girl to take care of you!
Would you be her goyfriend robots? Why are you so antisemitic?
>>34796242
>"i am a male roasty, please leave me be."
>>34796242
how did she escape my gas chamber?
ANON, YOU STUPID JEWISH LOVING KEK.
BEAHEDED! BOTH OF YEW JEWS.
>oy vey
No. I don't interact with people that use internet memes in real life.
What are you doing for Valentine's Day abominous?
Working 9am to 9pm, then coming home and doing nothing so I can get to bed early to work back at 9am on Wednesday.
Staying at home, playing vidya with male friends like myself.
>>34796218
Sitting in my room and contemplating suicide.
what the fuck is wrong with normans?
pleas explain this shit?
They dare to call robots creeps because they are ugly and at the same time they jerk off in fucking cinema?
look how dirty are seats
>>34796171
again what the helll
that's fucking disgusting, I'm tempting to not say it's bullshit but some women are fucking fanatical about this shit movie.
>>34796171
sometimes I think that I should try this dating thing again. Posts like this make me snap out of it, thankfully.
>things that casuals do that are easy to make fun of
Blaming them being bad on the game and not themselves. Normies in general like to blame objects or AI when it's simply their skill that isn't up to par. This applies to sports as well
>lets invite our friends to a dinner, drink fancy wine and pretend that we are boring 40+ aged people.
Oh and lets talk politics during dinner and let everybody speak their mind.
>>34796179
Blaming the team for failing kdr is 0-10
I always find that funny especially when I'm top scoring. Anyone that thinks its the ai fault, they have less critical thinking than a simple ai.
>call niggers subhuman
everyone cheers
>call asians subhuman
everyone gets angry at me
explain this shit? all non-whites are subhuman
>>34796110
Shut the fuck up.
You're physically inferior to blacks, how does that sound?
One small example: how fast can you sprint 100m, fatty?
>everyone cheers
Only stormweenies.
I hate white niggers, India niggers, black niggers, banana niggers, snow niggers, etc. Don't have a problem with blacks.
Because east Asians are bro tier. Other Asians should be gassed, agreed, but most people (even from /pol/) give Koreans and the japs a pass
What's your favorite video game? Pic related for me. I was 10 when it came out so parents wouldn't let me play it but I picked up the PS4 remake because and it blew me away. I can literally finish it and restart it immediately and not get sick of it.
I knew /v/ is predominantly underage
>>34795952
>10 years old in 2005
>will turn 22 in 2017
>underage
>>34795940
New Vegas
Followed by RE4, Monster Hunter 4U and Fallout 3
elementary mischief itt:
>go on school computer and delete every program
>piss on bathroom floor
>beat up fat dyke for stealing your hot wheels pencil
>piss down slide after school hours and retard little kid goes down it like a water slide a roastie mom makes you clean it
>go to bathroom
>get poo on my hand
>wipe it on the walls
>>34795951
I remember someone did just that. What district, Anon?
>>34795899
>Go to primary school toilet
>poop on floor
>Throw it at the weird foreign kid who doesn't speaky the english
Anyone else hate the stoner fad?
You can not be a robot unless you dislike the most wide spread and overused fad normies keep shoving in everything.
>>34795890
Wouldn't that make you a hipster? Which in and of itself is a widespread and overused fad. Or is the difference between a "true robot" having nobody to share your disdain with?
>>34795947
Not OP
>wouldn't that make you a hipster
Third wave of hipsters
>>34795890
Is it normie to get high in your room alone, listening to shitty vaporware shitposting on a shitty image board about how shitty normies are making everything shittier?
Do you genuinely like the people here on r9k or do you think they are kind of half assed?
>>34795859
Whats to like about them, even they dont like themselves.
This is the only board that still makes me laugh. I started coming here 2010.
>>34795859
I don't come here to make friends
I have an addiction to the constant stream of information, pornography and electronic stimulation