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>go to bathroom
>get poo on my hand
>wipe it on the walls

>>34795951
I remember someone did just that. What district, Anon?

>>34795899

>Go to primary school toilet
>poop on floor
>Throw it at the weird foreign kid who doesn't speaky the english

>>34795899
>go to skewl
>get muh period
>take out tampon
>sucks on it for numnumz

>>34796243

Can you please suck on my cock? It's big and black.

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>>34796243
GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF
GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF MY FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDD
ROASTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34795899
>become frustrated with worksheet
>stand on desk, dance on desk and rip paper

>assault girl with my gameboy color for singing too loud on the school bus
>proceed to be permanently banned from the bus

>throw shit across the classroom at the teacher

i was actually in a full mainstream program at this time as well

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>>34795899
>be me in middle school (not elementary I know but close enough)
>me and my friend get kicked out of class for throwing paper balls and sent to ISS
>work on cleaning the already clean room in ISS all fucking day
>teacher watching us says we can use the computers to "do homework"
>still mad they kicked us out for throwing paper balls one time each with no warning
>go on google and find pic related (it's a painting I remembered my dad having a copy of in his apartment and saw potential for lulz with)
>edited picture in MS paint, adding a picture of squidward with his hand outstretched onto the kids ass
>use the brush tool to draw a massive hairy erection coming from squidwards crotch, looked surprisingly good for the shitty tools I used
>save picture in computer as "squidward"
>make a desktop shortcut for it and close the image
>leave the computer with the image on it, in hopes that someone will find it and open it, not knowing what lies wothin

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>>34795899

>sports section has an attic
>lazy ass and go to gym anyway, so I slack off in the attic while others do misc useless shit
>basketball net has a small compartment behind it
>visible from above, but unreachable by hand
>robot mind takes over
>carve dicks out of wood
>throw 5 or 6 behind the net
They were still there when I checked on my last phys ed session in that school. When I get called in for homecoming, I'll check again. I also left one behind the piano in ceremony hall, but it was gone when I checked. Have another story with dilders, ask me if interested

>>34796205
kids have done that in every elementary school since the beginning of time
kids were smearing poo on the walls of the outhouses of one room log cabin schoolhouses

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>>34795899
>be me, skinny insecure loser
>feel pretty good one day
>walk into class confident
>die
MFW

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>pee myself
>see how long it takes for anyone to notice

>tell bold faced lies to anyone about anything
>stick all kinds of pencils, gum and other shit in the floppy/disc drives on school computers
>go into bathroom stalls, take out the rolls of toilet paper, hide them in the trash can or toss the whole roll in the toilet
>diarrhea into urinal a few times
>steal pieces/cards out of the class' set of monopoly/candyland and dispose of them
>throw basketballs at peoples heads, act like it was accidental
>at recess walk over to the window of the retard class and make faces

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> highschool programming class
> teacher is trying to get us to program in qbasic
> we pass around flash drive with completed qbasic program
> spend class fucking around playing age of empires II
> teacher gets annoyed by everyone fucking around playing games
> goes around desk by desk uninstalling computer games
> right behind him, someone is passing along flash drive that has all the games on it
> end of semester
> teacher is like 'fuck it'
> plays against us in Age of Empires II

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>laugh at this thread so hard mum wakes up and gets all grumpy stompy

>>34797420
shit in her shoes

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>black girl asks to go to the bathroom
>Teacher-"Sure sweety for you the skies the limit"
>black girl-"What if I wanted to be an astronaut"
>me-"theyre not sending monkeys to space anymore"

I just meant she was stupid not anything rascist. I got 3 days of ISS and garbage duty for passing notes in ISS.

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>>34797832
>theyre not sending monkeys to space anymore

>>34795899
>shit in urinal
>blame it on one of the 5 blacks in my school (very white private christian school only had enough blacks to meet requirements)