what the fuck is wrong with normans? pleas explain this shit?

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>>34796171
again what the helll

that's fucking disgusting, I'm tempting to not say it's bullshit but some women are fucking fanatical about this shit movie.

>>34796171
sometimes I think that I should try this dating thing again. Posts like this make me snap out of it, thankfully.

Were those being used for what I think they were?

>>34796300
Eating? clearly not.

I work as a stagehand and our company did a Chippendale's show one night, I was working a different gig. Our boss came in from the other gig with a few guy and they told us that they found a bunch of dildos and vibrators on the floor afterwards. They said the whole room actually smelt like pussy too, normally they'd be okay with it but it was a lot of fat black women.

>>34796528
I refuse to believe that (most) sane and attractive women would do this. It probably really is just the weird and disgusting ones.

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>tfw went to watch 50 shades of grey at the cinema with my 65 year old mother
>whenever the man was on screen she made me turn and take a drink out of my coke
>thought she was just having a parenting tick, because she knows I feel suicidal when I see handsome men
>after like the 7th time, noticed a weird smell
>turned
>she had her fucking hand in her skirt and was rubbing away
>tfw this is the closest I have ever been to a masturbating woman
>got up 'to use the toilet' 9 different times so I could rub against her wet dress and masturbate in the toilet

spent 100 dollars on going to see that movie again and again and got horny as fuck thinking of all the girls masturbating

>>34796576
oh, you sweet summer child, not all women are original

>>34796171
Fake and gay
And unoriginal

Original

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>>34796171
Idk man

fuck normans for real though

it's likely faked for follows and subs

goddamn that cinema looks fucking dirty. don't they wear pants in america

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>>34796695
This can't be real right? You're taking the piss?

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>>34796695
>with my 65 year old mother
>tfw this is the closest I have ever been to a masturbating woman

may buddha have mercy on your soul

>>34796695
O God I just took a shower welp time for another one

>>34796833
nope
she is single and lonely

what is pussy smrll

>>34798418
smells like bags of sand

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>>34796171
When I worked at a cinema, someone left a tube of astroglide in a theater.

I knew which person was sitting in the back so I ran out after her yelling
"MA'AM? MA'AM? YOU LEFT THIS IS THE THEATER"
She froze one she saw what I was holding and started to walk faster. I followed her until she was out the door saying shit like
"MA'AM? YOUR LUBE! YOU LEFT YOUR LUBE! MA'AM?"


Best day I ever had at that shithole of a job

>>34798723
why would somebody fap in cinema

>>34798418
Bad fish

Oreeeeeeeeeginal

>>34796171
Chad's bring dildos to gym class
Norman's are absolutely disgusting

What the fuck why dont they just watch porn at home

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>>34796171
There's no way that this is real.

I'm a fucking weird motherfucker and I would never do shit like that.

>>34799069
'cuz they're fucking stupid?

>>34796695
Why would you want to touch your now senior-citizen class mother's second hand pussy juice?

That doesn't even make sense. As someone who actually does keep sex toys inside them in public situations, you just hold it in your body and walk all the way to the car with it still inside, then remove it. Not to mention that a cucumber that big is waaay too big to be discreet about, and that vegetable matter in your vagina is not fun. The only explanation I can think of is that these people have literally never masturbated before, but more realistically, it's fake and gay.

>>34798863
Because people turn into mentally disabled apes when they enter a dark theater.

I've had to clean up some horrendous shit when I was on shift to clean theaters. I drew the line when someone actually took a liquid crap on TWO of the front seats

Sneaking in snacks is really disgusting.

>>34796171
>look how dirty are seats
Engrish good

>>34798863
>>34799422
This. Everyone I know who has ever worked at a cinema said it's by far the worst job they had. People are fucking animals.

>>34799449
Ha, I chuckled

>>34796171

Condom cucumbers are that ubiquitous? Color me surprised.

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To robots who work at the cinema, is it a good job? Could a robot even fit in?
I always wanted to work at a cinema and it seems really comfy. But I hate dealing with people. Would it work out?

>>34800054
>I hate dealing with people.
>Is the cinema a good job?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHHAAAHSHAHGDJAGAGJYEBDBWGDUJD

>>34800076
Thought some employees only handle the projector an shiee

>>34800054

Cinema employees are either annoying teenagers or pathetic old people, and both groups will hate you.

Not comfy at all, but it's certainly a step up from many fast food places.

>>34800991

Most theaters have automated projector systems.