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How do I find a boy that will buy me video games?
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>>39093384
Why don't you just torrent them?
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>>39093401
Because I'm on a console
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Here is a thought. Go to your nearest street corner scantily dressed. Get in the car and say, 90 dollars. Use that for a new game.
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>get a job
>surrounded by girls
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>get job
>surrounded by girls
>they're all taller then you
>all see you as a loser
>literally ignore you and when different chads come around their mood changes and they go after him
/r9k/ is right about everything
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>>39093316
Are you pretty? or ugly?
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>>39093330
I don't really know.
I'm not pretty.
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Hiding my toys and video games? 2017-08-15 10:21:53 Post No.39093253
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Hiding my toys and video games?
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Wizard here, I'm going out on my first date this weekend. Should I try to hide all my nerdy shit? My house is pretty normal for the most part but my living room is full of shelves with games and toys and figures, also I have posters with anime girls on them, some kind of perverted. I collect mostly Gundam figures but I have some lewd anime girl figures strewn about. I have like 5 large shelves full of video games. Moving all of it out of sight would be incredibly difficult.
Should I try and hide them or just embrace it and try to play it off?
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The amount of cringe a man can get away with is proportional to his income. What do you do for a living?
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>>39093253
Having a couple Gundam figures is okay. Having posters with anime is not. You shouldn't hide that you're into games but don't toss it in her face and make her think it's your life.
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>>39093253
Hide the lewd figurines/posters. After that, as long as it's neat you will be fine.
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ITT: list things women are great at and why you want them. Keep it positive and civil! I'll start
>sucking dick
>being fucked
>doing nothing
>watching shows with no real hobbies
>wrecking cars
>wrecking homes
>cleaning homes
>wrecking lives
>taking half the money, the dog, and the house
>complaining
Add yours to the list, remember to keep it positive! :)
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>>39093172
Sucking cock
Getting fucked in the ass
Laying on their backs
Cheating
Wrecking homes
Wrecking cars
Getting knocked up
Spending money
Bitching about pointless stuff
Cleaning
Crying
Getting fat
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>empathy
>openness
>instinctively knowing whether to say or something or keep it to yourself
>social skills
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>>39093172
Claiming they were raped LOL
Claiming they were molested LOL
Being prego
Lying
Collecting orbiters
Being whores
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>friends with a self proclaimed "libertarian socialist"
>talk about politics with him and espouse center right views but nothing anti immigration or alt right by any means
>find out today that he's been telling everyone that I'm alt right/far right
>now have to rebuild my fucking social life
Friendly reminder that leftists aren't your friends.
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Shit like this is why you need to be careful to who, when, and where you talk about politics. There are people on all sides of the spectrum who think it's acceptable to dox people simply because they hold different views.
Unless you're an activist or a politician, it's a bad idea to be publicly associated with political views, regardless of what they might be.
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Just fucking avoid it, dude. You aren't going to change their mind, and they're not going to change yours.
Also, all these left babies are way too fucking blind with emotion to have a rational discussion with.
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>>39093547
This. OP, what did you expect
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>tfw chad has taken you as his apprentice
From neet to lifting/boxing extraordinaire. Beat that, nancy boys!
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>nancy boys
way to sound like a faggot beta
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>>39092582
Um oklkkkk
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>>39092557
So he can make fun of you and plaster your weakling, funny-looking ass on memes on Normiebook and Instagram.
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If you didn't know K shuns any weapon that isn't a sword or gun. What do robots think of these gems
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>>39092481
you're a video game character now congratulations
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>>39092507
I'm cj gtaSA
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>>39092481
i like edgy shit what can i say. these fascinate me like.... idk alot. i like the touch of it. i like the idea of hurting people but i dont excersise this as often as i should i think, dont you agree cold heartless bastards???
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I want a boy to suck on my fat cock.
It's swollen and very needy.
Which one of you is going to help me?
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>>39092469
Me, and anyone else posting here can go away cause I saw OP first
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>>39092469
post it or originally gtfo
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>>39092469
These blatantly gay larp fap threads are not helping /r9k/'s opinion of the gays.That being said, is that all you want to do?
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>graduate college
>somehow find job
>move to a house semi-near my job
>work for a year
>am absolutely miserable despite making good pay
>parents know I'm miserable
>save up and penny pinch so I can quit and start doing indie game development instead
>have 30k saved up
>decide it's almost time
>family (who was supporting me) suddenly turn against it now that it's close
>they tell me that I'm throwing away what they've gave them
>still miserable at work
>take a few days off because work has me so stressed I'm getting ulcers
>go out grocery shopping with house mates on day off
>mother calls me while in grocery store to tell me my boss will probably fire me when I get back and that she's disappointed in me
>told her I used my vacation time to take a few days off and that it's my first vacation in 7 months besides when I had the flu
>she doesn't listen
>forces me to say I won't quit and will keep working for another year at least
>know this same fight will happen in a year
>she tracks me via my phone (on a family plan) and berates me for my lifestyle
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I visit my parents every other weekend because I know they're lonely without me and my sister. My father is normally fine, just aloof, but my mother has gotten angrier and angrier at me.
Fuck man I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I'm trying my best.
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Moms just start resenting you once they know that you can live without them. My mom is the same way.
I'd suggest getting your own cell phone plan for starters. Just roll with the punches though dude, if you've been a good son already, you don't owe them much. You didn't ask to be born.
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>>39092388
I've suggested it. I think they're against me getting my own cellphone plan because it means they can't track me.
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>>39092445
what kind of bitch are you?
GET YOUR OWN FUCKING PHONE!
If you can't do even that! then you will fail at what you are planning to do!
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excuse my disgusting flaccid cock but i just wanted to post proof of me rubbing a chunk of a jalapeno pepper on my glans
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>>39092208
stop boi
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>>39092208
Looks like an elephant's trunk.
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>>39092208
jalapenoriginal
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What have you done with your life today?
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watched star trek
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he could give everyone in the world a dollar probably, maybe he should be fair and do that.
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Meanwhile Linux faggots are shitting up the board with trap posting. I know which OS I like more.
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>tfw you're such a freak children point at you
At first I thought it was cause I was ugly. Now I think it's because I'm the messiah. Either way it's a mindfuck when everywhere you go people, including adults, point at you. They don't laugh. They don't look scared. It's genuinely crazy.
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I just wanted advice, but /r9k/ ignored me...
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>>39092261
indeed you fuckers did
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Cmon robots. I can't be the only one who gets pointed at for no apparent reason.
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Worst thing that happend to you this week so far 2017-08-15 09:13:04 Post No.39091879
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Worst thing that happend to you this week so far
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>Be me
>Wanna get some comfy tea and a sandwich
>Grab bread
>See many little flies flying in the package
>WHAT THE FUCK
>Literally about to throw up
Who had it worse than me this week so far?
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>>39091879
How do you get so disgusted by out of date bread? Are you a girl or just a little bitch?
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>>39091925
Dude i saw some hatching eggs or something like that. How can you not be disgusted by that
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>>39091990
Pussy. Stop whining and act like a man.
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Would you work 65-75 hrs a week for $75k a year?
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absolutely the fuck not. that is slave tier
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75K for 75 hours = 1000 per hour
yeajh, sure i'd do that
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>>39091689
I earn 42 k (euro) for 35 but probably work 35-40
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>Somewhere, in some alternate reality, you and your teen crush got together. You are in love. Life is good
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>>39091663
In some alternate reality, my mother is fucking tyrone and i'm never born. I like that reality a lot more, op.
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OK, how do I swap my reality with that one?
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>>39091699
You're born a nigger instead. Life is infinitely worse, at least for those around you.