ITT: list things women are great at and why you want them. Keep

>>39093172
Sucking cock
Getting fucked in the ass
Laying on their backs
Cheating
Wrecking homes
Wrecking cars
Getting knocked up
Spending money
Bitching about pointless stuff
Cleaning
Crying
Getting fat

>empathy
>openness
>instinctively knowing whether to say or something or keep it to yourself
>social skills

>>39093172
Claiming they were raped LOL
Claiming they were molested LOL
Being prego
Lying
Collecting orbiters
Being whores

>>39093172
attracting lots of orbiters
skating scott free through life
avoiding work
having access to free money
avoiding homelessness
avoiding jail
avoiding the draft
getting compliments from strangers for doing absolutely nothing but living
getting a whole lot of free shit
getting a monthly check for the next 18 years of their lives

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>>39093313
pffHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

They really are excellent sociopaths

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>>39093313
Hmm I could have sworn it says to say positive things, not to say retarded shit.

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>>39093172
>ITT: list things women are great at and why you want them. Keep it positive and civil! I'll start

Rejecting me.
Having High Standards.

>>39093172
>looking pretty
>raising children
>breastfeeding
>using tampons
>singing high notes
>offering inspiration and beauty to countless artists and musicians
>making men happy and not lonely
>pleasuring men
>comforting people
I honestly really love and appreciate women. If it weren't for women I probably wouldn't see any point in living.
They aren't funny tho. 99% of women are just not funny.

>>39093172
>sucking dick
Men are better though

>they look great sucking cock
>usually quite vapid
>swayed by social trends
>something pretty/cute to fuck
>breastmilk for me to drink
>persecution complexes
>status whores
>surrounded by men
>always lonely

Congratulations! You stereotyped women!
>>>/r/TheRedPill

>>39093625
what in the fuck
take your misogyny elsewhere you pig fucking kike

>>39093172
Secretly wanting to get raped, but not by you

>>39093625

It's easy to do when women live down to every stereotype thrown at them.

Roasties are cancer and the sooner we have sex bots and artificial wombs the better.

>>39093172
Your list doesn't sound very positive :(

>hugging
>cuddling
>talking with
>cleaning your messes and encouraging you to start cleaning your own messes in a nice manner

>>39093712
>hugging
>cuddling
>talking with
>cleaning your messes and encouraging you to start cleaning your own messes in a nice manner
I'm pretty sure OP said positive things
get this dirt out of here

>>39093894
Anon, these are positive things. I think you're mistaken. Women are wonderful sometimes.

>>39093172
>wrecking cars

Jesus fucking christ does this hit home right now. My dumb twat of a wife has gotten in two accidents (both her fault) and gotten two tickets in the last year. Our insurance rates have tripled.

>>39093960
What the fuck haha dude put her in her place my wife is bad at driving and gets irate when I call her out, I knew dude in military wife deployment wife n him talking on phone she says "I have something to tell You" he thought oh shit she cheated on me, nope she wrecked his brand new mustang running a red light not paying attention christ

>>39094105
>What the fuck haha dude put her in her place

After this one I insisted she take a remedial driving course or I wasn't paying for her insurance any more.

>>39094130
Man do something lol

>>39094145
I did do something. What exactly do you suggest?

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>>39093172
>>being fucked
women are unironically great at this. I'm into pegging and guys are terrible at expressing themselves sexually while getting dicked down.

>>39093960
>wife
Are you fucking kidding me? Get the fuck off my board normie.

>>39093172
>sucking dick
>getting screwed

>>39093712
don't talk about your mother on 4chan

>>39093498
Fuck this pic explains so much. I'm a lanklet.

STFU you retarded manlets who think being tall is like the golden ticket to fucking pussy, I'm 6'1" and lanky and never get fucking laid REEEE

>>39094435
>Get the fuck off my board normie.

Make me faggot