>get a job >surrounded by girls

>get job
>surrounded by girls
>they're all taller then you
>all see you as a loser
>literally ignore you and when different chads come around their mood changes and they go after him

/r9k/ is right about everything

>>39093316
Are you pretty? or ugly?

>>39093330
I don't really know.

I'm not pretty.

>>39093284
>Get a job
>Surrounded by old dudes
>Literally work in dadsville

Fucking sucks. Dad jokes are the fucking worst.

>>39093330
I'm 24 but people have told me I look 12 years old I'm pale from not getting out at all

>got a job
>surrounded by girls
>they call me babe and stuff
never had any female friends let alone a gf, but work with a bunch now.

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>>39093284
"See? What did I tell ya, Champ? And they'll be chasing you when you get your first paycheck."

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>>39093284
Honestly girls are kind of a bitch at work.

>>39093284
man I love Clannad.

yeah in first job I was surrounded by beautiful foreign girls. like literally 20+ were from the philippines and china. both countries raise decent rich women

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>>39093284
Good, GOOD wagecuck. Pay your taxes, you get your pussy and I get my neetbux

>>39093284
I know that feel all they do is complain and get stressed out very easily because they are producing testosterone in the adrenal gland. that is how inefficient and useless women are.

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>get a job
>all my coworkers are middle aged people whose kids are as old as me

>>39093284
>get job.
>surrounded by normies.
>they aren't depressed.
>they have gfs or bfs.
>they like talking to people.
>they dont wish they were aborted.
>They dont read Houellebecq.
>They dont read altright blogs.

Why do people act like this? Are they blind?

>tfw actually really innocent and get flustered when talking about lewd things
male and 100% straight kms

>>39094056
Are you one guy or are you a bot or what

>>39095963
He's one guy with a follower or two trying to force a meme.

These stock image memes never seem to break out beyond a board or two.

>>39094056
God I wish this guy and the things he says were real. I guess the joke is that none of his advice works nowadays. Boomers don't know how hard it is now.

>says go in there and shake manager's hand
>I'm looking for a job. Can I talk to the manager?
>No. Apply online.
>Never hear from them

>Get a job
>Surrounded mostly by middle aged women
>Understand some of them can be just as dirty as men
>The few younger (single) girls at work salivate over the few younger males there
>Feels goodman

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>>39096614
Then give it the old college try elsewhere, Champ. What've you got to lose?

>>39093284

Tangentially related

>Work in trades
>Supervisor ends up being a woman somehow
>Lightly put off but go with it
>She's nice, extremely competent, keeps up with the guys easily and never takes time off
>Everyone treats her like "one of the guys" there's never any special treatment or anything
>Eventually find out she's a lesbian, married to her high school sweetheart
>Through some layoffs end up working basically just with her for a year. Slowly get to know her better
>We have similar outlook, were raised similarly, we have similar taste in almost everything, and during summer find out she has an amazing set of tits (she normally kept them covered, even wore a hoodie during 30C weather)
>Every day think its a huge waste my perfect woman ended up being a goddamn dyke

Still friends though.

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>>39093316
sucks to be a manlet

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>get job
>all coworkers are working class men
>bants and shit talk all day

Working labor isn't so bad

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>>39097775
my blue collar nigga.

We never fight at my company. No office politics with roasties or white collarfags. And nothing is offlimits, except for black jokes, since we have a basketball american working with us. At a company party a fellow employee got drunk and shouted "fuck the jews!". Nobody batted an eye.

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>get job
>surrounded by qt girls
>they're all taller then you
>all see you as a loser
>they're still nice to you

I don't even know why they're so nice to me? I'm a 5'5 ugly, obese loser and they still treat me pretty nice. Even when I collided with the extremely cute girl that everybody liked at work and we both fell down, she even blushed and asked me if I was okay. I honestly don't get it

>>39093357
sounds comfy

no 4 seconds for me

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>>39096553
>Posted! and that'll be that.

>>39096730
my freedom, when I finally kill you dess

>>39093284
>got invited to a housewarming party by coworker girls
>they're fatties but some qts will probably show
>dread going but am forcing myself

i know I'm gonna hate it and fuck everything up