excuse my disgusting flaccid cock but i just wanted to post proof

>>39092208
stop boi

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>>39092208
Looks like an elephant's trunk.

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>>39092208
jalapenoriginal

>>39092208
That is WHOLLY inappropriate

>>39092208
Isn't that going to hurt?

>>39092245
>go on you crazy diamond

>>39092208
That's a hirsute corona

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>>39092245
yeah imma need you to jizz on that with a timestamp

>>39092245

damn anon, can you vocaroo your pain?

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>>39092332
Wait, I'm confused. Why would this hurt?

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>>39092245

Welp if /r9k/ wasn't enough of a suffering board already

>>39092360
Spicy vegetables on the most sensitive part of a male body. Not too hard to figure out

>>39092428
Well yeah, but unless there's an open wound somewhere I don't see why it would hurt.

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>>39092258
Quite
>>39092297
I actually had a wank right before doing it, but still, pic related
>>39092332
I thought about doing that but it was too late
>>39092497
Do you happen to be a female

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>>39092604
>do you happen to be a female
This question is a trap. If I say yes, I'll get REEEEE'd at. If I say no, I'll look like a fucking idiot. The only winning move is not to play.

Also, that shit looks torturous. Why the hell would you do that to yourself, OP?

>>39092830
I was bored.

Also this is the second time I've done this.

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>>39092604
what are those little white spots?

>>39092951
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

>>39092985
I have almost successfully wanked mine away.

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>>39092951
Taste buds so he can taste the spicy goodness.

>>39092985
fascinating originally thank you.

>>39093071
Bullshit.
Mine would have been history by now

>>39092208
>>39092245
>>39092604
>>39092985 nice thread
Geregenkke

THIS ISN'T ANYTHING. I ONCE OUT A CAROLINA REAPER UNDER MU FORESKIN. WORST PAIN OF MY LIFE. ALSO DIPPED MY PENIS IN MILK. DIDN'T HELP.

>>39092208
>pickled jalapeno
yawn. you're not fooling anyone.

>>39092604
You have very nice handwriting