Fall is the comfiest season. Prove me wrong
>>39116422
I don't doubt it but there is no fall on Southern Arizoma so I have to take your word for it
>>39116518
Is Arizona /comfy/?
>>39116554
During monsoon season it's pretty comfy. Lots of thunder, lightning and rain. It's really more of an "outdoor" place for hiking and shit
Describe the girl you'd like to date in a short sentence.
I think I would like to date someone that is very kind and showers me with motherly affection.
I want her to be loyal, affectionate, kind and genuine. Someone who appreciate our time together even when we're not doing anything special.
>>39116414
I believe she has to love to cuddle on a cold winter night and plays vidyas
Cute and sweet korean girl that loves me with all her heart.
How can we fix modern women without Islam?
>>39116403
If he's sterile can't he still cum?
>>39116428
yes, but not get her pregnant with it
>>39116428
she's pregnant from another man in case you didn't gather that
what are you guys listening to right now? recommend some stuff
Myself I'm listening to She's A Mystery To Me by Roy Orbison
I fucking love this song its beautiful to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcMVYzfXS8k
>>39116372
https://youtu.be/VBdLJZmB1PM
Been on a Jenn Ghetto binge the last few hours. Went through some of Carissa's Wierd's older albums, now on "Cool Choices" by S, and up after that I think I'll switch to her "I'm not as Good at it as you are" album.
Best music to listen to when you want to kill yourself or are getting ready to desu. That's why I don't share them with my friends.
really love this album
especially Touched, When You Sleep, and Sometimes
>ywn have a mentally damaged, self-harming, sucidal qt gf
Why do I have such a week spot for fragile and damaged girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7vPRHMXT2w
Because youve never had one
If you had one and had to deal with her having a panic attack resulting in her screaming and crying hysterically if you tried to comfort or reassure her, you wouldnt want one anymore
fragile and damaged doesnt mean that they will automatically open up to and rely on you
mentally ill attention hungry hormonal teenagers are actually things that should be sent off to war to die, not something to waste money on attempting to "treat"
>>39116676
>deal with her having a panic attack resulting in her screaming and crying hysterically
sounds good to me
Guys I think that olive guy is blackmailing that bailey chick on discord
Can someone please help me i have more details but im afraid youre gonna skip this post if its short anon
>tfw no discord e-celeb shill who posts about me
ajajajajajjajaja
>>39116134
Don't worry, Bailey's fake anyway.
>>39116134
noone cares about this shit
>>39116189
this, hes a catfish
Is it fun to eat out a girl?
Is the taste ever a concern?
>tfw I'll never get to experience this
>>39116081
Yes it is fun and usually the taste is usually fine
>>39116081
I love it. I have a few signature moves that always wow. I've never had one taste bad in my experience. They just taste different
>>39116081
i can only do it when im drunk. doesnt taste very good. the 'tastes like salty milk and coins' meme is actually kind of true.
heyyyy haha im Rice
>>39116071
nice meme.
kys in peace fellow autist
Low tier shitpost 3 weed out of ten
>>39116071
This is now an s4s board
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day137
off to work
>he's a wageslave
poor you
>>39115687
I feared that I missed this thread today. Thanks.
>>39115709
feelsbadman
>>39115716
I usually post around 4pm or 5pm but sometimes earlier
>tfw I'll never get a bimbo gf
What kind of gf would you like to have, /r9k/?
>has some sort of hobby that isn't basic sedentary shit like Netflix
>6.5/10 or higher, preferably cute/slender/fit
>neither too depressing or annoyingly upbeat
>no extremist political opinions
>IQ over 100
>>39115625
>What kind of gf would you like to have, /r9k/?
Anime, not anime fan, anime.
>tfw no qt cosplaying, clingy obsessive weeb gf.
Addition to last thread
>>>39106164
Post those qt lolis, anons!
>>39115519
no you're not
you just heard it was cool to like lolis
>>39115538
What do you expect him to do post proof?
>>39115519
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
fuck off
How was your day eighteenannons? Went for a bikeride today.Got lost. had to take a bus. Also oldfags can't call us underage.
>Been 19 for two weeks now
>Already miss being 18 for some reason
>Still feel like I'm 15
I don't want to get any older, please God someone save me
>>39115463
Same as me anon. My eighteenth birthday was horrible. I was sick, my dad called me a lying faggot, no one remembered my birthday. Same as this year.
>>39115561
That fucking sucks dude, I'm sorry to hear it. Luckily I've never had such an awful birthday. Closest I've come to it was the aforementioned birthday at the beginning of this month: the majority of people didn't bother showing up or even responding to my invites, but I still had a pretty good time with the guys who did show their face.
Hello r9k I AM 37, Going to uni in a month for the first time an am living in the halls of residence. I am studying computer science.
How are my gf and friend prospects. Will i have to purchase my fellow freshers some alcohol to make friends
I am so fucking nervous
>>39114803
Robots I do need help you know
>>39114803
Pretty slim, pal. College kids don't want to hang out with or date a 37 year old loser. Buying alcohol isn't gonna do anything for you because they already have an older friend to buy it for them. I've heard some kids say pretty mean things about the adult students before
>>39114803
>Going to uni at THIRTY SEVEN
You'll hang yourself from the shame within the first 2 months.
No trolling with autosage edition
i really want a gf lads
>>39114837
I want one moreerplease Sophie I want to die
>>39114837
dont think i could cope with a gf right now. the stress would kill me.
i hope she says yes
she's so hot
>>39114710
i hope this is a bait post op, pls tell me this is bait.
>>39114710
dude you are so in.
>>39114710
Change it to "there's a McDonald's down the street from your house"