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i really want a gf lads

>>39114837
I want one moreer
please Sophie I want to die

>>39114837
dont think i could cope with a gf right now. the stress would kill me.

>>39114837

Go to the GF shop and buy one anon.

"Entry Level Job"
Entry Criteria

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Proven track record of delivering to estimates
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Confident communicator

Haha ah yes let me apply for this entry level position when I have the knowledge of at least a Senior Developer with years under my belt on that position

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I don't want to go to work tomorrow lads, I think it's mentally fucking me up, I'm so stressed all the time

>>39114862
I always ask tilde for a gf when she asked what we want from the shop, and she never delivers.

>>39114870
This was also seemingly written by somebody clueless in HR
> Visual Basic / VBScript
> VB6
and other plainly dumb shit

>>39114853
Sophieanon how old are you?

>>39114887

What do you bring her from the shop?

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>used to think black people were alright
>despise blacked memes
>le BBC is hitting the mainstream

do we just have to let them have this one lads
god the future is going to suck

>>39114870
>Confident communicator

That's a bit rich.

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>>39114837
There's a shy, pure qt from work that I like that I'm pretty sure likes me back but I don't want to take the plunge and change my comfy, solitary life by getting a gf. It's a bit of a dilemma

Ffs why is it so bloody waarm

>>39114913
a number between 19 and 21
not mentally though
>>39114916
Nothing. It's why I don't deserve one.

>>39114919

Whatever are you on about?
Or indeed whatever are you on?

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Another night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfR6_V91fG8

>>39114959
>Nothing. It's why I don't deserve one.

Recognising the fact is good.

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BBC (the corporation) out

BBC (the penises) in

>>39114976

Evenin.

>>39114875

What do you work as lad? Fellow wagie here

How do you lads deal with the feeling of growing older, losing friends and being forgotten by people that you used to know?

>Normalfag in uni, very popular
>Fell out with them
>No friends at home
>No-one messages me on jewbook
>Currently drinking alone

I just hope I'll make some new friends when I move country in 2 months.

>>39114982

And, not for the first time, I say... I'd lick the cream off her cookie.

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Any chinese cartoons worth watching this season? I'm bored stiff but I don't fancy dipping into my backlog right now.

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>>39114982

Attend Protests

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>>39115003
>Any chinese cartoons worth watching this season?
A Centaurs Life

>>39114996
>when I move country in 2 months.

Wild guess.... Japan?

>>39115022
What's he taking a picture of? What's his endgame?

>>39115023
Anything that isn't furryshit?

>>39115024
No.


I know another lad on here is moving there though.

>>39114976
good taste ebin

>>39114976

This song is for you my favourite little britfeeler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pav2f4b-1ZE

>>39115050

Where are you for then?

>>39115041

It's espionage, he's stealing secrets about how the Yingguoren protest

>>39115090

Velly crevor!

>>39115085
I'm going to the USA pal.

>>39114979
ur a very mean boy

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>>39115041
>What's he taking a picture of? What's his endgame?
He has slits for only black slit.

>>39115113

I'm being very honest and also entirely sincere.

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>>39114991
>>39115062
how you holding up anons?
For me, i've been dizzy and nauseous since I woke up, can't really focus or move without feeling like collapsing on the ground so I think tonights a write off. Think I might have woken up too fast or something

>>39115066
thanks

>>39115105

Oh... Okay.
Whereabouts? The only place in the US I really liked was New Orleans and if I lived there I'd be dead, eighteen months tops. Horses for courses I suppose.

>>39114976
Never heard them before, nice one Ebin this is good shit

>>39115132

I'm good this evening. Bit tired.

You should do a bit of travelling bud, would sort that dizziness right out. ;)

>>39114919
BBC seems to be faded away AMWF seems to be the current meme porn genre

>>39115175
Handsome! But there's some twat with a beard in the shot.

>>39115175

/soc/ is that way --------->

>>39115132
Ebin it's because you have a shit diet and a disgusting living space. I'm not even bully posting here

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I wish the girl I fancy wasn't a militant liberal and feminist, and was inexplicably in love with me.

>>39115175
Peng mate, please be my friend.

>>39115193
you sold me a kek lad
tickled me a bit

>>39115132
bit sad tonight, but i'm workin on my new set. gonna b massive

>live in londonistan
>saw a tranny get beat up today

does that make me a nazi? funny part was it was a tall black guy who didn't pass at all, strutting his shit and got into argument with those islamist types who setup stalls outside the shopping center

Was proper funny, but then i realised how OK I felt about another human being savagely beat up

Really maeks me think.

>>39114875
[insert popular franchise] themed shop, it's a fucking nightmare, every person waking through the door thinks you're their personal shopper with encyclopaedic knowledge of everything ever and ignores that there's five more customers who want you to get something off the display shelf or deal with their fucking kid

>>39115215

You wish the person you fancy were a different person?

Now there's a dilemma.

>>39115132
Why do you feel the need to Identify yourself here? how pathetic can your life possibly be?

You should probably just kill yourself. If you do even have anyone in real life that "cares" about you, they'll probably just be relieved by your passing.

>>39115228

Trannies are mentally ill and it's natural to feel repulsion toward them

>>39115159
Ohio pal.

New Orleans looks beautiful but I'd rather be in a.more populated area.

Although that blues would help me get out of bed in the morning.

>>39115237

Ooh get her!

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>>39115237
Live ebin alone you cunt

>>39113146
>What is it you say again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9wCAc4Jzs
orig

>>39115257

Not been to Ohio.
I doubt I'll travel that way again now.

How do you deal with the urge to commit suicide lads?

>>39115229
Cracking up, meant for >>39114992
instead

But yeah I think I'm gonna ask for less hours next month, I'm not cut out for it and I miss my old chill sweet shop gig

>>39115284
>I think this is bait, I'm too lethargic to bother

Probably is to a degree, but you'd really benefit from it, just sayin'

>>39115285
Any new travel plans soon buddy?

>>39115288
Distractions. I don't have the motivation to change, my life situation, so it will have to do.
Please don't do it though, you guys are all I have.

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>>39115132
>ebin being nice and actually asking how other people are for once
I like this change.

I'm alright Ebin, going to try and have an even earlier night since I've got my bedtime down from 6am to 3-4am.
You should stay hydrated as much as possible, that might help

>>39115304

Nothing spectacular, Mrs birthday in a fortnight so will pop to Tuscany. Fuck all planned after that.

>>39115288
Watch lots of tv and shitpost here

>>39115295
Its not really an option for me though, I don't know how to even begin and I have no clothes to travel with. Simple things like how hotels work, how to travel are all confusing and scary and I have no where really to travel to and nothing to do.

The only thing I could see myself doing is going to the football but last time I went years ago I had a panic attack and thought a plane was heading to crash in the stadium, I even visualized it. It was awful. The noise and runt working class normies make it an intolerable experience although I'd like to watch the football. Really don't know what else I could do, I've never been on a holiday really. I went to blackpool as a 4-5 year old kid and Skegness as a 10 year old. Thats the extent of my travel and that's how far I've traveled in my life. I've never traveled more than 15 miles by myself

>>39114959
You're still young lad. Dont let yourself get dragged down by us old bitter cunts

>night time thunder and lightning

I just got harder than a fucking mountain.

>>39115288
take some mdma, pal, it'll cheer ye right up

why do people hate me for aiming for mediocrity?
I'm not special, I just want to exist comfortably

>>39115366

Tent, sleeping bag, stove and shit loads of book in the bag rice. Take the car over to France.

Get a bit confused and a bit scared. Don't post on here for the whole time.

>>39115366
>Simple things like how hotels work, how to travel are all confusing and scary

It's stuff you pick up along the road. Hotels are really easy. The websites to book them are easy to follow, and when you arrive at reception you just say "Hi, I've booked a reservation, I've got my reservation number here" and they'll give you the key/keycard

>>39115234
I wish she were a different person but looked the same.

>>39115417

That's not how people work.

>>39115440
You don't say?

Nice Reddit spacing btw.

>>39115390
I'm as bitter, angry and lonely as the rest of you. As much as this place has changed me, the damage was done long before I came here. Rather, it was an elephant graveyard to me.

Anyone here watch People Just Do Nothing?
Just finished the third series and Chabuddy G might be one of the best characters on British TV

Anyone else ashamed every day? I feel like I've lost control of my life. I'm all alone. I don't even know how to have fun anymore. 4chan is depressing me but I don't know what else to do. Working on a hobby alone would be... lonely.

>>39115450

I'm a regular Reddit user, in fact I'm urgently on Reddit in another window. And yes, I say.

>>39115470
absolutely brilliant show, so hyped for the fourth season

>>39115483
>Working on a hobby alone would be... lonely.

If you're not comfortable with your own company, how are you going to be comfortable in anyone else's?

>>39115413
I don't have a passport and nothing to do in France, I'd probably get murdered by some feral migrants too. The "just aimlessly travel" meme seems awful, I'd rather have a sensible plan and a somewhat routine. But I really have no point in doing it, I just want a reason to.

>>39115416
so you can just walk in at any hour and book a room? I'd probably travel somewhere between 1am and 5am before traffic rush. I still don't see the point in the effort though

>>39115228
This is how Tilde would have handled the situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buHPLsydUVw

>>39115517
Watching the first episode of the 4th series now, Grindah and Steves are addicted to cocaine and there's a new pirate radio station in the area
It's pretty good

>>39115524

Do you actually want to change your life ebin, or are you really content with your lot but just enjoy a good whinge?

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>>39115411
I don't hate you for aiming for mediocrity, Anon. I just want you to be happy and kind to others.

>>39115524
This whole post has got to be bait

>I'd probably get murdered by some feral migrants too.
I went to what was probably the single worst located hotel in Paris with about 200-300 feral migrants wandering around and small police raids outside and I was fine.

>so you can just walk in at any hour and book a room? I'd probably travel somewhere between 1am and 5am before traffic rush.
As a general rule you have to book rooms online in advance, although the largest hotels you probably can just walk in anytime and get a room instantly. Don't do that though, book in advance

>>39115470
It's set in Hounslow right? My brother lives there and I used to sign on there.

Any A-Level fags waiting for results?

>>39115588
>This whole post has got to be bait
Have you spoken to ebin before?

>>39115583
yesterday I mentioned that I eat lots of rice and people tore me a fucking new one

>>39115610
Quite a few. Whats up lad

>>39115616
For eating rice? That's too bad. I like rice.

>>39115612
yeah, but this post was really beyond the pale

In my previous post I already state you have to book a hotel room, and then he responded with "I can just wander in at 5am and ask for a room?"

Ebin is baiting tonight

>>39115616
Woah look at riceboy over here with his rice heavy diet I actually missed the exchange was it something like this?

>>39115588
>I went to what was probably the single worst located hotel in Paris with about 200-300 feral migrants wandering around and small police raids outside and I was fine.

In fairness to ebin though, you probably resisted the temptation to tell them to go away because they were feral migrants. I'm not sure he has that social filter quite squared away properly.

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>>39115578
Doubt I'll last another year in my current life, I'm near the edge I think. If I'm any better IF I get employed/educated and move out is another story

>>39115588
Its not bait, I've never traveled anywhere and certainly not on my own. Me packing up and driving to france is the more outlandish than anything in my post

>>39115637
yes but what if I have to stop off at a hotel on the way to my destination?

How do you make friends when you're english and everyone hates each other, lads?

>>39115244
Mate half the people in this thread are mentally ill. Have some fucking empathy

>>39115598
I'm not sure exactly where, it's Brentford in West London I think, they actually film the scenes in Peckham though

Talking of Hounslow, Chabuddy G did a pretty funny video where he showed off Hounslow High Street and tried to attract tourists to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBTEiUgh7lI

>>39115661
>Doubt I'll last another year in my current life, I'm near the edge I think. If I'm any better IF I get employed/educated and move out is another story

That's not going to happen without you making some major changes lad. And you don't seem that willing to me.

>>39115682
>Brentford in West London
Huh. Literally where I used to live. It's near Ealing studios so a lot gets filmed around there.

>>39115699
good to see another brentfordfag

>>39115274
I feel like Limmy's Show is the xkcd of britfeel

>>39115704
>another
w-where abouts in Brentford were/are you lad?

>>39115661

Packing up and going to France when you haven't even had a domestic holiday is unreasonable, I agree.

Going to somewhere like York or Hull would be reasonable though, even if you have no 'reason' to go there, just going through the process of booking and staying in a hotel will boost your self confidence, and a night outside that filthy room will do your health a lot of good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUxn6JLwdDY

young cilla was quite a good singer desu, never realized

>>39115686
I've applied to jobs though, its unlikely but I could get a break if one of them is desperate enough. I'm just a mess and dependent on my parents right now

Fuck it lads
Been away from this website for a while now, needed to sort my shit out. I did just that.

Got myself a job sorted, new place out and awaymy parents spare room.
I'm pushing 26 so I said I needed to sort shit out or I would kill myself.


I've discovered a regular job will never get me rich, banging asain whores on rooftop in Thailand so I set out on a quest of finding out how professional's do it. I found out. I applied for the job. I got it.

You can spend your whole life thinking "erghhh that's what normies do" well lads, WHY THE FUCK NOT? You only live 1 life, why not spend it earning a shit load of money, driving a fast car and fucking whores?
Life is completely meaningless and if you're gonna kill yourself, why not have some fun first?

It's completely upto you lada, either spend life hating normies in your flat alone or spend it hating them but pretending to love them for money and random sluts and the power to do whatever the fuck you want.
Fuck it.

>>39115740
EMERGHAD HOW DID YOU DO IT ANON? leave now

>>39115736
I'm familiar with both York and Hull so it would be reasonable, also within driving distance for me. I vaguely know the city centers and roads from the few times I've been to both with family years ago.

Was actually gonna throw a cheeky application for trainee bus driver in York, seems a nice place to live. Problem is I wouldn't eat out and there's not much to do that I couldn't do by just driving there for a day, couple of museums like the train museum

>>39115257
I thought Ohio was a shithole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbRzq00Jdjo

>>39115740
Mate.
You have inspired me to do shit.
Why the fuck have I just sat here in this room wasting my life for 5 years?
I just turned 30 8 minutes ago.

I'm off lads.
It was a good run.

>>39115718
couple mins away from kew gardens

>>39115523
This saying is so bollocks. I've always been happier with other people than I have alone.

>>39115739
>I've applied to jobs though, its unlikely but I could get a break if one of them is desperate enough. I'm just a mess and dependent on my parents right now

You're going to have to be a little, maybe even a lot, less ebin.

>>39115617
Just shitting it bro, will be hard to get any sleep tonight

>>39115781

Hotels in Hull are cheapish, only 50/night, York is around 100/night in august

http://www.premierinn.com/gb/en/hotels/england/east-riding-of-yorkshire/hull/hull-north.html?ARRdd=18&ARRmm=08&ARRyyyy=2017&NIGHTS=1&ROOMS=1&ADULT1=1&CHILD1=0&COT1=0&INTTYP1=SB&SID=4

>>39115740

Banging whores in Thailand is really not that expensive lad...

>>39115792
I was where south eailing road met the great west road. Small world anon. I'm guessing you didnt go to Gunnersbury school?

>>39115781
>bus driver in York

Hope nobody here lives in York or is going to York Uni

>>39115781

Actually my man, there's a good starting point for you... Before a 'holiday'. Eat out. Order, eat and pay for a meal in a restaurant.

Force yourself.

>>39115801

Any happiness you've ever experienced is generated entirely within yourself.

>>39115818
does anybody really want to go to Hull though? I remembered something from Hull.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2812877

Think Tilde would mind?

>>39115849
I wouldn't know what to order, I don't really like anything they serve I think

>>39115867
looks about 8 feet tall, I can guarantee they'll seem super gangly and masculine in person.

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What do you do when the negativity of 4chan is making you feel really heavy?

>>39115867
>I wouldn't know what to order, I don't really like anything they serve I think

Research it, or just order.. fuck I dunno, rice...
The food's not really important here, it's about you working beyond your comfort zone.

>>39115906
Dunno but this website has genuinely made me more depressed than anything else but I still come here

>>39115919
well I'd rather not eat, but I could go to the casino or something to achieve that going out of the comfort zone thing

>>39115906

Turn off 4Chan.

I read that in Neill's voice.

Hi lads

What socks are you all wearing this fine night

>>39115931

That'll do for a first step then.
Restaurant is your next trip ;)

>>39115938
None lad

>>39115938
I'm in bed

Stripy thigh highs :3

>>39115813
Aye, don't worry about it too much though.
What is done is done, no point in dwelling on it. Just look ahead at your options if you do or don't get the grades you want. Pass/Fail whatever it may be.

Shipanon you up still?

>>39115972
*cough*bullshit*cough*

stop larping ebin

>>39115972
MAKE TILDE WEAR THEM FOR THE LADS

Thunderstorm outside lads. I'm reaching maximum comfy levels.

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>>39114837
I would rather a gf(male)

>>39115931

Right, This is happening, September 7th is payday, so September the 9th I'll come to Scarborough and we can go to the casino.

>>39115922
The rest of the site is shit mate, I literally only come onto 4chan for /britfeel/ now. Makes me feel a lot better

>>39115973
Thanks pal, hope it goes well for you if you're waiting for your results too

>>39115959
>>39115966
>>39115972
Pics?

I'll rate

Anyone else had a performance review? Did you do any preparation beforehand?

>>39116061

Yeah but me and my boss and on good terms so it was just a box ticking exercise

>>39116061
its just like school
>anon you do good work
>but you need to be less quiet
>ok i will
>dont

>>39116059

As I pointed out to anon earlier, /soc/ is right over there ----->

>>39115938
I'm in my pants lad. Too warm for ll that sillyness

>>39115825
what the fuck, i did go to gunnersbury, got out in 2009. this is defo the weirdest thing to happen to me on here

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>>39115988
>>39116008
I was going to reply as anon as a joke but realized I left my trip on. I'm not wearing thigh highs, just socks

>>39116043
h-haha might be a bit too close for comfort. did len send you?

>>39115740
How can you just will yourself into a high paying job?

>>39116128
What kind of pants lad?

>>39116073
I would like it to have been more serious desu. I want my hard work duly acknowledged and compensated. To be fair I got the first, which might be better than nothing. Or I might just be a top goy.

>>39116115
Surely you try to, though? Don't you want to git gud? I get bored if I don't feel improvement. Constant striving, Schopenhauer and all that.

>>39116130
Kek holy shit. I left in 2008 after first year of 6th form. We might have crossed paths mate.

>>39116136
>ham and eggs has eggman tier feet

>>39116136
How big are your feet
They look big

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Feeling poorly after waking up at a peculiar hour is always an unpleasant feeling.

>>39116149
Be honest mate this is getting a bit gay.

I have never made out with a girl, touched a breast or seen a vagina IRL

>>39116155
not really im just a quiet person tbqh, i think people talk to much

>>39116136

No lad, was a serious offer. As a seasoned casino patron I can show you the ropes. Was even tempted to come up August 25th, but then if I lost any money I'd be living off tesco value noodes for 2 weeks

>>39116179
Nah just wondering is all

don't want to live, but don't quite want to die either

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>>39116008
chance would be a fine thing, she doesn't show me those

>>39116174
Size 9.5, they're pretty average and spasticated

>>39116188
It seems impossible right now but in a few weeks it might be possible

Very important Ebin related poll here lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13722245

>>39116226
What will they do if they go to the casino? Gay stuff?

>>39116181
i accidental copped a feel once

>>39116143
just be yourself?
origi

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>>39116217
>It seems impossible right now but in a few weeks it might be possible

Fair enough, I don't get paid until Sep 7 anyway, so we can discuss nearer the time if you're up for it

>>39116235
Betting on willy wars most likely

>>39116235

No, I'll just show ebin how stuff in the casino works (getting chips with money, exchanging those chips back to money if you win), how to place chips on the table etc

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>>39116241
how old are you and whats your profession and living standard? where do you live and are you homosexual?

Anons why don't you like the kebabs?

>Open 24/7
>Nice guys
>Always give free chips
>Hate the middle east
>fite me irl

>>39116210
>I'm tired of livin' but scared of dyin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVEzygI83EM

>>39116265
Thanks, I've voted with that in mind.

>>39116266

25, Van driver, I live in Oxfordshire and I'm probably one of the few completely straight lads in britfeel

>>39116217
They look like pretty decent feet
Can I see the soles for a laugh lol

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>>39116298
Shipanon is casinoanon?

>>39116266
Kek Ebin wants the d
also
>ebin asking about other peoples' living standards

>>39116307
You didnt realise with his late night roulette ITV posts?

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I've achieved absolutely nothing in the past 2 months. In fact, I'm probably more depressed than before and have depleted my savings considerably.

>>39116058
Aye I am, not looking forward to it especially but I'm at peace with it either way, it's out of my control now.

>>39116307

I most certainly am lad

>>39116298
>>39116337
>Doxxanon doxxing himself
What has the world come to

>>39116337
Keeps happening time and time again, some anon and then it turns out to be the same person. I'd probably feel more comfortable than a completely random anon at least but wouldn't it be strange after reading my blog? you'd even end up featuring

Nice bit of rain this lads

I WANT TO GO OUT AND TAKE SOME PHOTOS BUT IT WONT STOP PISSING IT DOWN

AAAAAAAAAAA

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And the results are in from the voting

>>39116360
When there is no one left to doxx, a man who has known nothing but doxxing turns his tools on himself. Tragic - he knows no other way.

>>39116360
I already know where he lives though, wordpress gives the IP out of people who leave comments, nobody seemed to believe me before because I made an accusation at the same time. His town begins with a B and is famed for cakes named after the town

>>39116163
is there any way i can pm you, lad? this is blowing my mind a lil bit

>>39116362
>you'd even end up featuring

The honour of that alone would be worth the 200 mile drive.

It'll be fine lad, we'll have fun and might even win a few quid

>>39116378
>Grand Hotel is the cheapest

That's surprising tbqh, It must be really run down these days

>>39116400
>and is famed for cakes named after the town

Literally no one outside of a 4 miles radius, and people like you who read up about it on wikipedia know about out '''''''''famous''''''''' cakes

>>39116367

Unless you're made of fucking wool I don't see the problem.

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Any you cunts played MGSV? Worth the 6 quid it's on sale for?

>>39116460
I'd say it is, its a bit repetitive and the story is lackluster to say the least but its good enough. Its the last single player game apart from dark souls 3 I played, shocking to think its almost 2 years old. Makes me feel bad

>>39116434
you could stop off for Tilde on the way, you pass close This will only be possible if the remainder of comeback august is a success

>>39116460
where is it on sale?
and no, the story is pretty shit

>>39116400
>wordpress gives the IP out of people who leave comments
Wasn't sure if you were bullshitting before but now it's confirmed that's actually scary. Never commenting on your blog then

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>>39116337
Hey doxxanon I made a vid, just wondered what you think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft8PPs1kMMM

I'm quite satisfied with how much it cuts in the normal direction (though you'd know whether it's underperforming or not), it's just how little it reverse cuts makes it lock up a lot. Basically if it's not perfectly aligned it struggles. It means I have to be extra careful on moves like the reverse sune

>>39116526
Which one are you lad? ofcourse I wasn't bullshitting, all the accusations I said were true

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unironically got a stiffy over ebin's feet

the absolute state of me

>>39116553
haha post it lad that'll be a right laugh too

>>39116400
Battenburg?

>>39116516
I never gave it a chance since lol Konami. I don't want to leave a bad taste in my mouth like finishing halo at 4.
>>39116523
UK sale, game sunder 16 quid. If you have PS+ it drops from 8 to 6. Definitive edition is 9.

>>39116550
I'm no one, just saying that I'll never comment because of that IP thing. Don't want you knowing where I'm from

>Smug September
>Driving up the motorway to Scarborough
>Stop off at the services
>Go to the toilets
>Walk past disabled on the way to the gents
>Hear some groaning noise

>>39116577
>I don't want to leave a bad taste in my mouth

It probably will the story is shit and just ends abruptly, clearly unfinished.

>>39116569
that doesn't sound like an english town tbqh

>>39116569
That's not a place in England. I think it's Banbury based on the cake thing

>>39116616
>Casinoanon picks up Tilde like ebin suggested
>They got a bit hot in the car and end up shagging in some service stations toilet on the way there

>>39116623
>>39116632
that was the joke but whatever

>>39116623
Now now Ebin, don't start spoiling games again

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>>39116649
Would normies get mad if I spoiled the GoT that got leaked or doesn't it matter much?

>>39116639

Remember the Autismo.

>>39116632
>I think it's Banbury based on the cake thing

Hahahaha lads, never heard of Banbury

>>39116639
Sorry lad the 'tism means some jokes go over my head

>>39116632
>The name Banbury derives from "Banna", a Saxon chieftain said to have built a stockade there in the 6th century (or Ban(n)a possibly a byname meaning 'felon', 'murderer'[2]), and "burgh" meaning settlement.[3][4] The Saxon spelling was Banesbyrig.[5][6] The name appears as "Banesberie" in Domesday Book.[5][6] Another known spelling was 'Banesebury' in Medieval times.

>>39116623
Aye that was my worry. Even at 6 pound I'd rather my last memory of MGS be the phenomeanl HD collection.

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>>39116690
>Banes bury?

>>39116690

Banna - murderer
Burgh - settlement

The etymology of 'Banbury' is 'Murderer settlement'

>>39116632
>>39116673
I'm in Banbury right now

Never commented on a blog though

>>39116706
It's a big town

>>39116717
>I'm in Banbury right now

N-no you're not lad

>>39116743
Doxxanon? He probably has a list of every poster in britfeel and their location

btw battenburg cake>any shit cake out of banbury

>>39114790
weedanon here, how's everyone doing?

>>39116771
Its doxxanon who lives in Banbury

>>39116743
I am hehe

I don't know this place very well though

whats your hiding place going to be when society breaks down?

somehow I envisage myself inside a boiler. a big one with a metal door.

>>39116460
It's worth playing. As others have said, the story isn't what you're used to so set your expectations extremely low. However, in terms of actual gameplay it's great. Open world sucks and there isn't even a proper pack of fun bosses - just a proper shite group of mostly infinite spawning jerks that all look the same. All that said, the core stuff - sneaking onto a base, and killing or knocking everyone out and earning a little password for capturing it - is a lot of fun. Plus you do some with sniper cover or an extremely useful doggo.

>>39116792
I know, that's what I said earlier. I was implying that Doxxanon would know whether someone else was in Banbury too

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross.

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>>39116807
Probably somewhere in the woods. I've been thinking I need to start training myself for when that happens, never been in a fight and my handy skills are minimal. I'd probably be dead within a month if I tried living in the woods now

>>39116807
>whats your hiding place going to be when society breaks down?
Banbury

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>>39116791
DUDE WEED LMAO
you toking tonight bro?

>>39116857
building a whole shelter in the woods quickly would be hard.
or would you just take a tent? id be quite paranoid in a tent.

>>39116857

Have you ever thought that you might not be the living in the woods type?

I need more feet pics from the anime tripfags desu

>>39116873
sure am pal, already smoked a doobie tonight

>>39116934
You have tilde's legs and ebins feet. Isnt that enough?

>>39116894
I'd probably work on it over time. Henry David Thoreau style. I don't think a tent would be very safe against predators

>>39116920
I don't want to make excuses, you can learn all these skills. Plus I'm quite /fit/

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Looking forward to Scarborough September desu

>>39116998
>I don't want to make excuses, you can learn all these skills. Plus I'm quite /fit/

Hmm. Its good to have a dream.

>>39116994
I haven't seen tilde's legs

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Comfy rain sounds outside right now.

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>>39116934
>>39116994
Tee hee I'm a cute little girl! What do you think of my cute little legs desu? I might let you orbit me if you give me enough attention and compliments! Did I mention I'm a cute girl? x

>>39116998
>predators

In the UK?

Okay.

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>>39117044
Here you go my laddo

>>39116664
Can you post it for me lad?

>>39117090
Well there goes me ever going to greggs again

>>39117038
Are you making fun? I know it's not very realistic but I like the idea of solitary living and self-reliance. If I can't go full hermit in the woods then some countryside cabin/small home would do

>>39116807
deep in the woods

>>39117084
Foxes are scary desu

>>39117084
badgers will fuck your shit up lad

>>39117126

I like the idea of it too lad.
But it's fairly clear to me that an idea is all you have. Try a caravan somewhere quiet.

Genuinely excited for ship and ebin to meet. Biggest event of 2017

>>39117090
>those knobbly knees
Never gets old. Tilde needs to fatten up

>>39117080
>>39117090
Honestly prefer them hairy
How old is tilde?

>>39117173
>ebin turns the corner into a alley
>suddenly there are 15 white van men types there

>>39117156

Only if you wake them up to go looking for toad.
Humans have no land based predators in the UK.

>>39117199

With BNP mugs.

>>39116545

Nice trips in your video ID.

A bit of lube should so the trick, if not Maru, then any sort of silicone lube from Halfords etc should suffice. But yeah those Zanchis can really slow you down a bit if not lubed/tensioned/broken in etc. I'd try and get a new one

Good luck for tomorrow.

>>39116181
welcome to the club Iad

>>39117201
>Humans have no land based predators in the UK.
aren't polar bears the only animals that actively hunt humans ?

>>39117186
Wait do you think those legs belong to the same person? Kek the first one was me messing around
Appreciate the compliment though desu

I think Tilde is like 20/21?

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>>39117186
>Honestly prefer them hairy
Here you go lad

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>>39117199
>>39117218
Ebin has mentioned wanting to 'interact' with black men before...don't think BNP types will take too kindly to that

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>>39116178
Good evening Crumpet, hope you're well. I woke up at 21:00 myself. I'm a little disappointed, I was starting to wake up earlier and earlier (5 PM and 4 PM) since I started /comeback august/. But it seems no amount of exercise or eating right can correct my sleep schedule; I am naturally nocturnal.

Didn't go cycling today :( Well, maybe there's still time. I could go for a /nightcyce/ if I'm daring enough

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What was the best show to watch as a kid and why was it Eurotrash?

>>39117173

I'm very much looking forward to it too

>>39117090
Honestly, at a second glance they look Ike the legs of Maisie Williams (pretty top tier tbqh)

>>39117156
i saw a group of badgers while walking my dog and they just ran off when i walked near them

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>>39117301
>Eurotrash
Damn right

>>39117080
>>39117268
You know you've become a true bender when you like hairy legs

>tfw no hair legged bf

>>39117268
pretty cute desu. ever thought of becoming a tranny?

>>39117284

23'000ft, Mach 1.7, directly above your position.

>>39117301
I believe in my heart that Eurotrash is to blame for badly behaved british tourists in Europe. How can you blame us when we saw what we saw.

>>39117345
At least you're a proper gay and not 'I want boys to look as feminine as possible and act like girls but I swear I want bf)

>>39117345
you sound like a proper gay at least, not one of them prison gays
come suck my cock

>>39117321
aye lad, but just wait till your asleep in your tent and it's time for badger feast on dick city

>>39117268
Pretty hot ngl
Put me in a leglock pls

>>39117359
Lord know. Back in my teen years I used to have long hair and be clean shaven (face) so people would mistake me for a girl sometimes though

>>39117396
>ngl
ngl?

>>39117333
imagine in the 90s before the internet
imagine the torrent of cum spurted in sync to those tits every friday night
probably enough to fill a few paddling pools

>>39117366

They existed before Eurotrash, I'd be tempted to dpsay they were worse (in some respects) in the 80s.

>>39117380
Ergh, if I wanted that I'd just go with girls.

>>39117387
Dinner first? That can be for dessert.

>>39117403
Not gonna lie
Think I'm picking up the chav speak

>>39117366
If not Eurotrash, definitely Europe. It was that Ibiza shit of the 90s.

>that feel when finally achieved somewhat good looking aesthetic but am now NEET and too much of a social wreck to benefit from any of it

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>>39117268
hair grosses me out so bad for some reason

>>39117442
>hair grosses me out
L O W T E S T

>>39117397
nah just joking because you have pretty manly legs

>>39117442
probably because your not a bender, you non bender fag

>>39117420
pls be in the SW and not fat

>>39117092
one of daenerys dragons will die
and the night king will make it his

I don't know if this is even remotely true

>>39117284
Video of shippy and his boys on his way to the casino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k4p6NRZehY

>>39117453
>low test
>mfw i'm tranny

If dubs all tripfag and bender discussion must stop for the rest of Thursday the 17th of August 2017.

>order chicken donner at midnight
>arrives at 20 mins past
>finish most of it by 40mins past
>by 1am I am on the shitter
>liquid piss shit draining out my ass

wew, worth it

>>39117432
same here desu. fairly /fit/ but can't make use of it

gains are meaningless if you don't work on your social gains too

>>39117476
Not fat, but not in SW, sorry!

>>39117481
Post legs

Ydiohkjvpogivufyxygpn of ivcyfyivig ok lllkobi

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Have a freebie britfeel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byg5cOGrZ-E

>>39117510
no you filthy perv

>>39117497

Almost the reverse. Don't play rugby anymore and married, so let myself go a bit.

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Just googled for the dates of the next EDL rallies, sorry GCHQ I didn't mean it like that

>>39117561
Too late GCHQanon will have added it to your file by now.

>>39117561
Could have blamed it on your brother till you admitted it

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>>39117556
Sorry

Igjgogfiigigojphifyxdrsuhojphivivo

>>39117561

Is it some hermer thing?

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>>39117510
>>39117610
These two posts seem an awful lot like they are breaking the rule of
- Purposefully evading the ROBOT9000 filter is not permitted.

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>>39117597
>Planning to meet up with a known BNP member on a right wing extremist imageboard

Why is somebody in the street shouting?

This used to be a quiet place to live.

>something just banged against the window
>can't look outside because it's completely black and if someones out there they might see

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this is the perfect femaIe body

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microwaved my broccoli, smelt repulsive. I tried it and it tasted like my nans (RIP) old farts so I just binned it all. I'll start eating peas tomorrow

Having a great night lads, just wandering around shouting and banging on windows

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Cheeky cartoon tilde for the lads

>>39117655
It's also really unnecessary to make it that long, you can just add a number or a short word to make it original

>>39117702
It is pretty good tbqhwy

>>39117715
>you can just add a number or a short word to make it original
or just throw in a quote

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No more Dark Matter to watch so gonna give Killjoys a go.

>>39117702
Far from perfect but still top tier while looking achievable. Tummy could do with some tightening up

This britfeel has been too good today, but gotta got to sleep now. Night chaps

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>>39117703
>Ebin is Andrew Dobson

This explains a lot.

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Should I get a late night kebab and cheesy chips delivered?

>be me
>take a gap year due to crippling social anxiety and depression
>spend the year doing fuck all and doing nothing to improve myself

i'm so fucking fucked. Going to Uni in a month, not sure if I can handle it

>>39117702
Shave and lose the gross piercing and yes.

>>39117762
Goodnight, sleep tight.

*kiss*

>>39115610
same here, what grades do you need to get

>>39117703
You need to boil broccoli desu. Boil some rice and broccoli, add soy sauce and you've got a nice meal. You could fry some chicken too but that might be too much work

Also don't disrepec your nan

>>39117766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7AbrgLlors sing this to myself sometimes

>>39117738
>you can just add a number or a short word to make it original
>or just throw in a quote
True, I didn't think of that

>>39116807
there was an abandoned nuclear bunker that me and my mates used to go to, but they recently fenced it off.

>>39117774
No, just cook your own food for a fraction of the price

>You were issued a warning for posting >>39115284.

>>39117792
cooker doesn't work, its filled with dirt and packets anyway. I'll just eat peas and rice both microwaved and it'll be alright, I just throw some vinegar on the peas in a bowl and its nice enough

>>39117685
wtf i just checked and there was a giant ass rat sat on the garden bench

>>39117774
Yes!

I just got a pizzo

>>39117778
>shave
Pleb detected. Bush is back baby

>>39117894
why is it only bushfags who get so uppity about this.

>>39117812
I love that big meltdown he had on DeviantArt because some guy who worked in the creative industry gave him genuine feedback.