>tfw I'll never get a bimbo gf What kind of gf would

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>has some sort of hobby that isn't basic sedentary shit like Netflix
>6.5/10 or higher, preferably cute/slender/fit
>neither too depressing or annoyingly upbeat
>no extremist political opinions
>IQ over 100

>>39115625
>What kind of gf would you like to have, /r9k/?
Anime, not anime fan, anime.

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>tfw no qt cosplaying, clingy obsessive weeb gf.

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I want a ghetto gf with a giant ass. A prettier face would be nicer than the one I'm posting.

>>39115870
>tfw I wouldn't mind one like it but know I could never satisfy her

>>39115625
an instagram mega stacy model with millions of followers

she would never make our relationship public because shes ashamed of me being so ugly

>>39115625
Ideal traits
>is nice to me
>likes the outdoors and camping/hiking, but not in the "OMG look I can post pics of myself next to a tree on social media and get attention" way
>cute slav
>is able to tolerate and/or accept differing political opinions
>at least somewhat intelligent, I don't want some dumb airhead
>likes spending time together, but has her own things going on so we don't have to be constantly doing something together every waking hour of every day
>appreciates the occasional night at home cuddling
>doesn't want an open relationship
>not obese
Bonus points
>cute slav accent
>not fat
>takes charge in the bedroom
>her hobby is something creative
>encourages me to become a better person
Is this too picky?

>>39115625
One that can beat me up. Penis optional, but preferred. Strap-ons are fine long as they play into the beating up part.

One that loves me and who I can communicate my interests and ideas to so I don't feel lonely.

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>>39116715
>What kind of gf would you like to have, /r9k/?
>Penis optional, but preferred

>>39115625
a skinny qt who is insecure about her breast size

>>39116068
This is the lamest excuse, that's all this board is excuses excuses

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>>39115625
The 2d kind. Pic related

small with wavy light brown hair and big brown eyes
cute face, doesn't have to be 10/10
kind of thin
pale
kind of shy
cute, soft london accent
likes cuddling
likes music
is kind of intelligent

>>39115625
Amazonian mommy gf

>>39116884
Look at her ass! I have an average penis... No way that's ever going to be good enough.

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Fit tall blonde girl who won't cheat or leave

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>>39115625
/fit/ gf to train my fat ass and get me into shape with the might of her toned thighs and her love.

bonus points if 2d.

>>39117319
tall with coarse white hair and purple eyes
face of a hardened criminal, must be 10/10
THICK
midnight black
outspoken, screams every other word
post-coitus interactions involve punching
has never even heard music before in her life
dumb as a brick but successful anyway

>>39115625
One that can hold her own in an argument against me while getting me hard to distract me from said argument.

Short, curvy, hips, thighs, booty. Dark eyes dark hair. Caucasian but looks Latin. Outdoorsy, camping, kayaking, gardening, shooting, hiking, etc. Hates bars and clubs, doesnt smoke, not a drunk or a drug user. Minimal to no tattoos. Funny, thinks Im funny, witty banter, shares the same weirdnesses as me.