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those options are pure cancer

but dogs are for people with sub-100 IQ's

Wan wans are the best.

don't know about the animals.

but dogfags are the worst animalfags without a doubt.

what the hell is the middle button?

>>34957233
Phone poster shit.

On androids, there's a prediction thing thing that'll display three words on top of the keyboard. So it's just mashing whatever comes up on the second prediction.

>>34957222
>>34957233
oh it's the autosuggest for PHONEFAGS

>>34957162
i see your thread was a real hot topic front page
winner LMAO oh wait it's on the backend of page eights hairy ass and sliding further into the abyss of the archives But alas your one and only true savior greatest and bravest of them all the worst and probably the most annoying
vapid and malicious the almighty thread necro
Spare your cheers and jeers peasants
you share the air of a noble
maybe even a god depending on how lowly your pathetic status is.
Behold the power of
my bump
Witness as i thrust your shitty dead thread to the front page for a few seconds in hopes of rival but the likelyhood of such magic working is highly unlikely
Ah it seems like our time is almost up
page nine
BEHOLD FAITHLESS DOGS

>>34957162
>it's an "Anon can't stop shoving things in his butt" episode again

>>34958057
Are you amazed at this display of overwhelming force? You must be your dumbstruck expression speaks volumes your trembling body your shattered mind fall to your knees and beg for my mercy You truly are in the presence of a god

Now that you've made amends
Continue to watch in awe and amazement
the hordes of pale mindless souls who will soon flood this very room this very thread
Witness it you mongrel
witness the masses i shall unleash unto this thread
Behold my greatest display of magick
well actually there's probably greater and more impressive feats i've accomplished compared to this petty display but fear not this too shall be etched into the pages of history in gold ink
you will share a place in time at the feet of a
god.

I dunno I was 10

I remember the Y2K scare though

>>34957036
I was 3 kek.

>come home from elementary school
>watch cartoons
>mommy says bedtime
>read gaming magazines in bed
>fall asleep
>wake up for school

link your youtube, i will watch it.

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>trying to start YouTube
>no matter what video I make it will always result in me crying and screeching for a husky while my parents enter my room and tell me to shut up and get a job and I sob quietly

>>34956775
A link please
>a link please

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>>34956659
>New England is a state

>girls get pregnant from kisses

>when people say they re your friends they really mean it

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>>34952538
dsbf svf

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>>34952538
this is how it is and always will be.

>>34952538
>female
>male
>female (male)
>futa
traps are the new meme fetish, futa is the new ascendant to where they are neither male or female.

>>34948675
>home alone on a Friday Night
>again
>roommate is having a get together with his friends.
The one thing about normies and their ability """socialize""" that amazes me is that they all talk over each other. How can you converse if you're all shouting over each other to talk about some mundane bullshit?

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>>34948934
I've never understood how normies can keep talking to the same person for an extended period of time. I have no idea how to carry conversation. It doesn't matter though, I don't like talking to people because I have to act interested in what they are saying. I'd much rather be alone with my thoughts or a comfy movie.

>>34949044
You've never discussed something that both parties were knowledgeable about or interested in?

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>>34941106
>when you don't get after fap disgust anymore

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>>34941106
>can't find anything to fap to
>end up beating my meat on THAT video again

>>34941106
>tfw only can fap to rape/girls not really into it

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>>34936159
This is the comfiest thing that makes it hard etc.: the freedom to do whatever (You) want.

>>34936159
>be me
>been neet for almost a year now
>tired of being alone
>download dumb online dating app
>after wading through trash finally see a qt
>we match somehow
>strike up a conversation
>we hit it off real good
>got her number within a day
>got to meet her the next day
>she's even better looking than her photos
>a real q t p 2 t Russian chiq
>we have a lot in common as we keep just talking
>night ends up with us making out
>couldn't feel any better
>we plan on meeting each other again

am I making it, lads ?
also to answer your question: lack of actual responsibility

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>>34936200
what about when your NEETbux runs out for the month

What grades?;I've been a NEET for 7 years you dumb turbo-normie.Back to Facebook.

phewf I just realized I signed up for body repair instead of auto repair, just changed it

>>34930589
I had been neet for 5 befor this

is that supposed to be a bad thing? because humans are degenerate

>overpopulation
>females expect everything on a silver platter
>disregard females and save the world

>>34963139
What is cloning?

What is uploading consciousness?

>implying humanity deserves to survive anyway

That feel indeed

>>34963057
That feeI indeed

This feel indeed

I bet you didn't even eat the cum.

>>34962934
Only in 3 of them

>>34962946

Wasteful desu.

>>34962726
playing vidya while watching porn, and eating sweets

if anyone can suggest a better, safe combo, I'd like to hear it.

Splitting hangover, waiting for reply from some girl I met last night, ate a snickers, a BLT and drank nine cups of coffee. Too fucked to do anything today except post on /r9k/.

Downloading the second Godzilla movie over here. There are a fuckton of em so let's do this. Anon is bored.