>it's 'Anon can't stop thinking about servicing

>>34957162
i see your thread was a real hot topic front page
winner LMAO oh wait it's on the backend of page eights hairy ass and sliding further into the abyss of the archives But alas your one and only true savior greatest and bravest of them all the worst and probably the most annoying
vapid and malicious the almighty thread necro
Spare your cheers and jeers peasants
you share the air of a noble
maybe even a god depending on how lowly your pathetic status is.
Behold the power of
my bump
Witness as i thrust your shitty dead thread to the front page for a few seconds in hopes of rival but the likelyhood of such magic working is highly unlikely
Ah it seems like our time is almost up
page nine
BEHOLD FAITHLESS DOGS

>>34957162
>it's an "Anon can't stop shoving things in his butt" episode again

>>34958057
Are you amazed at this display of overwhelming force? You must be your dumbstruck expression speaks volumes your trembling body your shattered mind fall to your knees and beg for my mercy You truly are in the presence of a god

Now that you've made amends
Continue to watch in awe and amazement
the hordes of pale mindless souls who will soon flood this very room this very thread
Witness it you mongrel
witness the masses i shall unleash unto this thread
Behold my greatest display of magick
well actually there's probably greater and more impressive feats i've accomplished compared to this petty display but fear not this too shall be etched into the pages of history in gold ink
you will share a place in time at the feet of a
god.

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>>34957162
I want to suck a cute NEET boy's dick!

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I want to lick a smug NEET's butt.

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>>34958859
>>34958931
I want to suck both of these boys cute penises!

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I want to play with a chubby (NOT FAT) boy's plump butt.
too far?

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>>34959070
Only if I can play with yours too!

Anyone want to suck my dick and cuddle?
Bonus points if you crossdress.

>>34959268
what are you like
what is your cock like

>>34959279
I'm a skellington, 6', decent looking. Dick is 7/6".
Funland

Gotten blowjobs from a gay guy recently, it's really nice. He says I last ages, cum buckets and taste good.

>>34959316
Different Anon but where in Finland?

>>34959316
pls tell story anon
I want to give this lanky neet a fun time

>tfw no NEET crossdressing robot to take in as a pet

>>34959348
Middle

>>34959352
> be old khhv
> be bi, find traps ok, not sure how I'd feel with a guy
> post in threads like these
> one day someone posts a map for this kind of lewd (the grafetee one)
> find a guy near me looking to suck a big cock
> hesitate for hours
> finally contact
> talk details for a couple days
> meet with him
> shaking from nervousness
cont

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>It's a 'I have to report yet another degenerate thread off my Christian board' episode

>>34959393
cont, I've posted this before so you might recognize it
> he gets right to business
> I'lltakethat.jpg
> h-hey
> that's lewd
> o-oh
> that feels good
> ohgod
> biting lip
> heavy breathing
> gasp when he licks the head
> I'myours.tiff
> the feel when your cock is no longer in your control is heavenly
> all I can do is just go with the pleasure
> he teases me, builds me up and then waits
> leaking precum now
> he decides he wants my cum, goes faster
> hold his head
> cum deep in his throat
> he takes good care of me, savoring every drop
> now I'm shaking from pleasure, out of breath
> he wants to keep emptying me every once in a while

A good bj feels so much better than even the best fap. Now I'm addicted.
And remembering this got me hard again.

>>34959513
Did he make any lewd sounds? Got me hard too.
how me your cock

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>>34959734
Not really, well besides what you'd expect. It was hot anyway.

Old pic, I don't have many and cba to take new ones without fapping

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I can't stop fantasizing about servicing an anon's hot, ready cock with my mouth-pussy!

>>34959904
fucking hell lad that is a good one. Thicc. Uncut.
i kind of want to be inbetween those legs and with it stuffed so far into my throat i'm right at the base of your cock snug up against your pubes

>>34959933
ugh. Don't even get me started.

I'm gonna suck a guys cock tonight for the second time. Wish me luck!

Btw, if anyone lives near London/Essex, hmu :) I'm young and cute and eager

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>falling for the gay meme
lmao

>>34959960
Do it sloppy and wet Desu!
What was first time like?

>>34959933
You can deepthroat me any time you want anon.

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>no Brisbane sluts to swallow my cock

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>>34959070
I want to give a cute boy a handjob and lick it all up!

>>34960030
I probably would gag a lot. Not an experienced slut like that finn lad
postmoreofitpls

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>>34957162
dude wtf that's disgusting

This is why I keep saying /r9k/ needs to start operation Plug to set up various glory holes us robots can use

Would you suck my cock? I'm not gay but I'd like a confidence boost

>>34960064
Show it. Or describe it, if you're shy.
just show it plz

>tfw 8x6'' thick, veiny cock but no cute boy to choke on it

>>34959989
Kinda uncomfortable desu. The guy was fat af but it kind of added to the degeneracy of the whole thing. Still though he had a nice face and he was dominating and really nice with a tasty cock.

>>34960089
POST POST POST
GIVE ME COCKE

>>34960082
Average lenth, average girth, hairy and I have Fordyce spots. It's okay if you say no, I honestly wouldn't either

>>34960089
I'd choke on it. I'm young and cute looking. Are you from the UK anon?

>>34960104
What did he do
indulge me anon please
>>34960109
I'd need to see it to make a judgement, don't care a bout fordyce spots that shit's common as hell nigga

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>>34960047
That's fine, we can practice as often as you want.
Have this video of me and the magic wand, not much else to offer

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>tfw no cute boy to choke with this

>>34960138
Holy shit finnbro, that's lewd.
Do finns have accents? I want to make you moan and stuff.
how do you feel about post-bj kisses

>>34960121
It was late at night on a weekday. I snuck out of the house while my family were sleeping, and he picked me up in his BMW. I get in and it was very awkward at first. I was having second thoughts and generally didn't know how to really respond or act in this situation. That was, until, he started rubbing my leg with his hand and groping at my cock, and I knew I made the right decision. We drove around for a bit until we found an empty spot, then we got into the back and I got on my knees and he presented me with his cock. Oh my god. It wasn't really big, but it was just so fucking beautiful sitting there before me. My very own cock to suck. I started licking and then took him in fully, deepthroating him and playing with his balls, and feeling him grow in my mouth was just incredible. It actually tasted and smelled so delicious, no bullshit. All in all he came in my mouth three times that night and I swallowed it all, but desu I couldn't cum myself because I jacked off a lot right before I went out so it was my own fault really.

Oh man now you've got me excited for tonight.

>>34960163
Oh my gosh that is delicious.

>>34960168
Some do, but most young folks don't, we speak pretty good English.
Wouldn't want to get cum in mine, alas

>>34960251
Oh ok whatever you want finnbo no worri!
I want to pull the the skin and just have the head in my mouth
maybe leave it there and tease you, hopefully so you lash out and start using my face as a fuckhole
i'm kind of into it but it's only about pleasing you really

>>34960231
fucckkkk

let me come to britain and we can succ eachother

>tfw asexual but really really want to suck on a cock

It looks so fun

>>34960293
If you come to Britain I'll happily meet you anon.

>>34960401
>asexual
>wants to suck cock

Pick one man

>>34960138
L-LEWD

Are all eurobots this lewd

>>34960423
i sort of want to know what you think of my dick but I don't want to post it on r9k

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>>34957162
Fuck your low on content faggotry.

There's a throbbing lack of cock in my mouth :3

>>34960427
shelly? i might know you haha

>>34960401
i think i know you irl
the thought of you saying that made me twitch desu

>>34961029
who the fuck is shelly?

>tfw no slavbots near me

I feel bad for the robots that are so weak willed they go gay.

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I'm tired of you fucking faggots invading my board. Go back to /lgbt/ where you belong, stop pushing your bullshit here too.

Traps, Trannies, and the rest of those abominations suffer from Gender Dysphoria rendering them utter basket cases who deserve to be thrown into the loony bin.

>>34962467
>>>/b/

comment original fegget

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Any cuteboys in the uk?

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>>34962536
>i dont have any comebacks so i'll redirect you to /b/
>comment original fegget

You're only solidifying my point because i'm right. There's no need for these threads to fill up /r9k/ when they could easily be in /lgbt/.

Once again, fuck off with your homo shit.

>>34959960
are you actually cute? and how old
I travel through london every once in a while
t. kent dweller

>>34962591
london?

oregano massage

Im guessing all the posters saying they want neet dick are male?

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>tfw no cute robot neet bf to fuck my ass

>>34962876
Nope :( im in Manchester

>tfw not attractive enough to have sex ever

I never had my cock sucked.
Does it feel good?

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>tfw thinking about all the cute robot boy cocks dripping precum into their undies RIGHT NOW

>>34963626
Only if they're good at it and a lot of uncut guys hate it because the tongue is too sensitive on their head.

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>>34963671
>tfw always get so wet that my pantsu get wet too

>tfw coffe color dick

>tfw no cute submissive brown bf with a big nose and fuzzy eyebrows

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any thoughts on my dick??

origainio

>>34963752
imagine being black
most get turned off when they my cock

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>yesterday
>shitposting with mio pics
>find cute guys
>they tell me to go in chastity and play with myself on cam while I look at their real cocks.

God why wasn't I born as an alpha male!!

>>34963626
It's basicly a warm wet hole that your dick goes into. It fels amazing, like you never want to take your cock out. If they know how yo use their mouth, it's even better

>>34963877
Gosh, it's so small Anon. I would tease you until you went insane.

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>>34963775
I can't stop thinking about servicing your neet cock

pic related it's me

>>34963920
:< I am about 1.2~ inches. I could really be teased right now, I want to lose my mind completely.

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just a reminder that every woman that browses /r9k/ thinks you guys are pathetic

>>34963984
I really don't care what a woman from r9k thinks.
Anyone of these anons can do your job for you without the hassle.

>>34963984
Who needs women? I don't give a fuck what women think lol

>>34963984
women are disgusting though. They don't even have cocks.

>be me, 17
>skinny, about 5'9", no body hair, long hair, people constantly confused me for a girl
>meet guy online playing video games
>he's 26, about 6'4", pretty manly (lots of body hair)
>find out he's only an hour away from me
>we meet up at a town in between both our homes
>spend the day on a date, go to a bookstore, get some food, and hang out at a coffee shop for a while
>eventually look for a place to stay for the night, find a small family owned bed and breakfast
>watch anime together for an hour and then both go to bed
>laying in bed with him, nervous about who's making the first move, after a few minutes I go for it
>give him a pretty quick kiss on hips lips
>he confesses to me that he's a virgin and had never even kissed someone before
>i tell him that was a pretty bad first kiss, let's try again
>I get up on his chest, straddling him, and we French kiss for a while
>feel his hard cock
>break the kiss, slowly slide down his torso, get to his underwear
>pull back the waistband, free his dick
>it seemed to be about 7 inches, circumcised, and shaved
>I kiss it right on the tip and it quivers, then I start sucking on it
>suck on it for almost an hour
>he tells me he's too tired to cum, I suggest he try masturbating
>he starts jerking it as I make out with him
>he breaks the kiss to tell me he's about to cum
>I quickly slide down and start sucking again
>he moans, asks if I'm ready
>I just keep going
>he blows right into my mouth, nearly filling it
>I catch it all in my mouth and hold it, savoring it
>swallow it all
>kiss him, we cuddle and sleep

I'm not very trapmode anymore, and we don't talk much these days. My only regret is not sucking more dick

>>34962467
>>34962653
>>>/b/
original comment fegget

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>>34958859
>>34958931
>>34959070
>>34959152
>>34959925
>tfw you want to be part of a harem with these anons
>tfw you want to be the lowest in the hierarchy and serve as a cum dumpster for everyone

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>>34964331
>tfw every time a new slut cums in she has to show off her oral skills to every other sissy in the harem.

>tfw these threads turn me on like crazy

The worst part is that I am ultra-conservative in real life. Is my life a neurotic lie?

>>34964478
>The worst part is that I am ultra-conservative in real life

you can always change that you know
it's not a part of your identity

>>34958859
>>34958931
>>34959152


But I'm not NEET or chubby. Now what.

>>34964478
life isn't black and white dude, you can be a conservative who's pro gay / pro weed or whatever the fuck, just look at milo yipiaiapaiapaainolis

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>>34963877
tfw my dream is to have a sissy to tease in chastity and make service my cock

>>34964478
there are tons of right wing fags too like that milo whatever guy everyone here loves to quote

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>>34964584
It's a very pure dream to have anon. Sissies live for such a life, you merely do them a favor.

>>34964584
If I didn't have a bf already you could lock up mine.

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>tfw no bbc bf
I'd like to try a black guy at least once. I like white guys but sometimes you want something different.

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>>34964677
>tfw thinking about giant black cocks entering and exiting me while masturbating
truly a patrician fetish honestly

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>>34964331
I wanna be a member of the cock worship harem!

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>>34964649
i-is that you anon. what do I have to do to make you mine

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>>34964693
The guys I'm thinking about when I masturbate don't really have a race. I think more about their cocks and balls or their physique. I guess if I'm actually looking at porn when I masturbate it's different, because then I'm thinking about the guy I'm looking at.

>tfw to ugly for neet fuckers

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>>34964754
>tfw you let an /r9k/ neet fuck you
Something about it is so depraved and hot. Probably because I'm the kind of person who masturbates to those manga where a cute girl (male) gets raped by a fat old man.

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>>34964709
It is me, and i dont know! Being able to destroy my ego, hypnotize me to reinforce a submissive mentality, oh and a lot of bondage! owo

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>>34964876
that sounds fun to me but you probably have tons of boys that want you

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>>34964704
Ok, but you have to show off your skills like >>34964349 said

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>>34964904
actually nah I don't have a lot of time dedicated to myself and I don't post images that often.

>>34964876
Have you actually been hypnotized before?

I'm guessing sissy hypno is a fetish of yours.

You should be careful asking for this kind of stuff it can really mess you up. I mean, you're clearly already all kinds of fucked up. It can get a lot worse.

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>>34964833
There's something really hot about fucking random gross guys.. I got fucked by this shy fat guy at a con once and I was just diamonds the entire time!

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I want to frot my dick and balls up against a small feminine dick. And when we're sweaty and have precum leaking from our cocks we'd 69 while gently rubbing our hands over each other's bodies.

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>>34964975
I have been fully hypnotized before, sexually and just for relaxation. It is just some pretty suggesstive shit, putting you in an already vulnerable position and using the right tones and words to set the mood. It is a real lovely thing.

Sissy hypno is okay although I really can't find a lot of male hypnotists, just a bunch of roastie scum.

>>34964649
>>34964876
how long have you been on the whoremones

have they had any effect on that itty bitty penis

>>34962933
I'm in Manchester.
Whereabouts are you ;)

>>34964677
>>34964693
Sounds hot.
I always wanted to fuck a white guy.

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>>34964833
>>34964979
I get this, the thought of pleasing a fat, sweaty guy is a huge turn on, it's embarrassing but hot

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>>34964921
Alrighty, I'll take care of all the other cuties first so I can work my way up to harem queen!

>>34965002
That sounds really lewd.. how big are you?

>>34965014
3 years since january. It sorta had an effect. Estrogen won't shrink the penis by itself. Chastity and estrogen together do max for a powerful cocktail or shrinking overtime. I think pre hrt I was 5 inches hard and 2 soft, now Im 4 hard and 1.2~ inches soft. But mind you that is with like a year of no cumming

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>it's a "third time a bf dumps anon so he gives up on love and goes back to chasing women to not end completely lonely" rerun

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>>34964979
I'm not really the con type. I've been to one, but I didn't go with the intention of looking for sex and didn't end up getting any.
>>34965027
I'm sick right now or I'd take you up on your offer.
>>34965028
Especially if he's a virgin.

>>34965043
>But mind you that is with like a year of no cumming
why tho

do you still let your bf fuck your bp

>>34965042
6" length x 5" girth, uncut, not a femboy/trap, have pubes. I really want a boy with a 4" dick or smaller. Is that you anon?

I also want to suck a big, smelly, hairy man dick, but little boy cocks are so lovely too!

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>>34965042
If your taking care of the cuties, then can you get me off and let me slam your face for a bit?

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>>34964927
well it was nice being around when you posted pics.

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>>34965076
I like long term denial. I don't have a bf currently, just because time doesn't permit me to socialize much. I'd be a bad sissy if it was for someone else.

I do though fuck myself and I have some few prostate orgasms. Not a lot though.

>>34965105
I hope I didn't scare you away anon. I do think it is a great thing that you want a sissy to own. They're lovely cocksleeves when trained properly. Please do not be discouraged from pursuing something like that.

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>>34965073
I don't really go to cons either, this was just a one time thing I guess
Also oh god yes it's so much better if they're virgin it's so cute

>>34965093
I'm actually the same length as you, lol..

>>34965102
Sure thing, anon! You can use whatever hole you like! Also
>me on the bottom sucking that adorable boy off

>>34965146
I wouldn't let you cum for 3 months, and then only with my dick in your boipussy

>>34965165
It seemed pretty nice but I don't like that much noise or that many people. If I'd been thinking, I probably would have popped a few cherries while I was there.

>>34965073
Oh it sucks that you are sick.
Nice taste in senrans
Hikage best girl

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>tfw no cute girl(male) gf

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Sometimes when I'm horny I think about a trap gf and fucking her. It would be so cute and lewd making her cum by just fucking her and then feeding her her own cum.

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>>34965223
I like her. Not really into girls but emotionless sex is an interesting fetish and porn of her almost always features it. The emotionless girl thing is pretty cute in general, too. I'll be better in a few days, anyway. It's just a cold and it's on its way out.

>>34965223
>>34965073
Tfw I am a virgin too

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>>34965216
The one I went to was pretty quiet, that's how I could get away with seducing a guy right in the open!

>>34965210
eek! why not at all? I wouldnt mind just being a nice little sleeve for you.

>>34965287
Where do you live, Anon? When my cold passes we could hook up if you want.
>>34965299
I'm shameless enough I would probably put the moves on a guy in the open no matter how big the con was. Just have to find a quiet, empty room for what comes after.

>>34965314
If you really never want to be let out of your cage then I'd be more than happy to oblige. But what if I wanted to play with your little dick once in awhile?

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>>34965335
>TFW giving head and getting fucked by a shy fat guy in a con bathroom

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>>34965358
That is your choice in the end. The sissy's role is that of being a docile pet. Personally the idea of being let out in chastity and then using a lot of numbing cream sounds like a great idea. Could be used to reinforce a view of inferiority, not being allowed to even feel sensation or unable to get hard, on top of the comparison of an already big size difference.

>>34965389
That's really hot. The most public sex I had was in an older guy's car when I was younger.. He offered me money to suck him off, then offered me more for anal after he'd finished. So we went off to a nice quiet spot by the lake and I rode him in the driver's seat. He got pretty into it when I started calling him daddy.

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>>34965403
I will never find a bf like you. life is truly meant to be pain

>>34960231
It's me again. I'm about to meet the guy in an hour. Wish me luck and fun anons :D

Here's hoping he isn't a serial killer.

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Redpill me on sucking dicks from craigslist
will I get aids and die, or is everything going to be okay?

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>>34965462
Please no sad....

>>34965635
Whatever you do, don't bring them to your place for it. I've hooked up through Craigslist and it's mostly creepy guys who you definitely don't want to know your address.

>>34965335
Virginia usa
might head up north soon

>>34965734
Oh, I'm in Canada. Right near the Michigan border.

>>34965641
then live near me and be my bf

>>34965754
Oh man that sucks. Might be a year or two before I can take a vacation.

>>34965925
Same here. I could use a week or two off, and a boy or two to keep me company during that time off.

M/18
Ohio
Overweight
Small dik

I'm open all weekend for servicing and being serviced.

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>>34965894
Where you living anon

>>34965999
michigan, the place where no cuteboys lived ever

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>>34966007
awww shit nigga I used to know some gay boys he lived there.

Black land though we gotta get you out of there

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I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
I NEED A SUCC
STAT

>>34966050
I will be stuck here without a cute sissy that has all my fetishes for all of eternity.

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>>34966071
>cut
h-haha no thanks anon, I prefer to keep you a friend :)

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>>34959904
nice arm anon

>>34959393
>grafetee
post it

>>34960231
>That was, until, he started rubbing my leg with his hand and groping at my cock, and I knew I made the right decision.
this sentence made me diamonds desu

>tfw no cute boy with giant dick bf

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>work with computers
>get a call the other day to go hook up some new hardware for a guy
>he calls me cute after
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>34967122
You missed you chance anon

>>34967280
He'll call me again. I'm one of the only people in the area who does computer stuff. Plus I have fair prices and, as he'll hopefully find out, I give great head (and I swallow)

>>34967122
>he calls me cute after
SEXUAL HARRASSMENT

wait are you a trap or something? do you shave your arms? how did he know you wouldn't be offended by being called cute

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I met a cute guy on r9k, and he is my bf now. I really want to suck his huge cock, but I'm too far away from him.

>>34968377
>I met a cute guy on r9k, and he is my bf now. I really want to suck his huge cock, but I'm too far away from him.
what kinda thread did you meet him in? How close are you?

>>34968377
w-where are you from anon?
orig

>>34967329

I want to know what makes your head so great so I can paste your reply into a porn head facebook page I'm making for a pic then jerk off over it.

>>34968553
He is across the US from me. I met him in a trap thread
>>34968561
NY

>>34968377
Teach us your secrets of meeting cuties from r9k

>>34968692
We just talked some back and forth and he seemed very nice, so I left my contact info and we talked a bunch more, and it kind of went from there.

>>34967836
I guess trap is accurate enough.
>how did he know you wouldn't be offended by being called cute
The way I dress was probably a good clue. Not full-on skirts and stuff but girly clothes.
>>34968665
Love makes it great, of course. Any slut can wrap their lips around a cock. You have to pay attention to his reaction, and test every area of his cock. You find out which spots get the best reaction from him, and you work them for all you're worth. You fondle his balls while you suck, maybe take him out of your mouth to give him a nice kiss on the tip. Gently work your tongue around the hole, make sure to get under the head. Make sure to get a good vacuum going with your lips. It really varies from guy to guy, though. You're not just sucking your man's cock, you're showing him how much you appreciate him, so it's important to do it with love.

>>34968960
>The way I dress was probably a good clue. Not full-on skirts and stuff but girly clothes.
would you mind posting pics anon?

>>34968960
What kind of clothes anon? I'm curious, I typically wear female clothing too but its nothing that screams female, just slightly more feminine. Like women's fleece and some pants

>>34968989
I don't have pictures of me in girly stuff and I'm not done up in it right now. I'm just wearing my "I don't give a fuck" clothes right now. Tattered old pajama pants, a grey tee, and some socks that don't fit right. Maybe I'll take some next time I get all done up, but if I go anywhere tonight I'm just gonna put some jeans on over these pants.
>>34969014
That's the same kind of stuff for me. Just girly colours and styles and stuff. Not full-on crossdressing.

>>34968960

Thank you, that'll work real nice :)

>>34969054
>That's the same kind of stuff for me. Just girly colours and styles and stuff. Not full-on crossdressing.
can you find any examples online?
like, I can't really think of anything thats girly but not explicitly girly, is it subtle or not really?

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>>34969083
Just remember that every penis is special so you can't treat them all exactly the same and expect to get the same result. You're not sucking a penis, you're sucking HIS penis.
>>34969090
I'm not good with fabric names but there's one I like a lot that you mostly see used in clothes for women. It's really soft. I have a sweater kind of like this but mine's sort of a mint green. I usually avoid bright pinks because they're a little much for me. I also go with tighter pants than a guy would, to show off my butt. Though I guess body language is probably a lot of it, too. It helps to kind of carry yourself like a girl. I'm not outright trying to trick anyone, but I do like to look feminine so I keep shaved and dress in girly-ish clothes a lot.

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>short enough, young enough, and (very) good looking enough to be a cute girl (male)
>like degenerate shit like crossdressing, using dildos and the whole shebang
>straight
Man I wish I was gay so some r9k guy could take me in and let me live the neet life and we could go out and buy cute girl clothes for me in exchange for cuddles, companionship, and other lewd stuff.

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>>34957162
tfw no gay boi to service my neet cock

>>34964499
>you can always change that you know
fuck off

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>Crossdressing
>Any mention of underwear at all
>Pretending to be a girl instead of just a cute boy
>Being a whore to cock instead of having a nice relationship

You are the worst kind of gays, I fucking hate you all.

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>>34962653
>>34962467
/lgbt/ blue board so I can't do things like post my butt or penis
>Pic related

>>34969469
>Any mention of underwear at all
why is this a problem?
women's underwear are objectively more comfortable than men's underwear

they are made of soft fabrics and are more form fitting for skinny faggots like myself

I'm a straight sadist. Would any of you subs let me beat the shit out of you? Among other abusive type things.

I wouldn't get turned on (sexually). But I also wouldn't mind if you did.

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>>34969639
>Would any of you subs let me beat the shit out of you?
what's your location

I will allow this on the following conditions

1) you MUST kill me
2) you MUST get sexual pleasure from doing so

>>34969469
be my nice femboy bf pls

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>>34969469
>tfw no bf that likes touching your hair because he thinks its soft
>tfw no bf you can do cheesy shit with in valentines
>tfw no bf to watch play videogames while resting your head on his shoulder
You want feels? Here you go.

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>>34969762
>actually want nothing but this

Alright, fuck you buddy. You hit too hard.

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>>34969762
>no bf to rub your arm when you're sad
>no bf to give little kisses too at night
>no bf to make you his little spoon in bed
>no bf to watch anime together with and talk about best girls
>no bf to be pinned down in bed by and have him rest your head in your chest until you deliver headpats
>no bf to have cliche picnics with
>no bf to marry and die in old age with
this feel kills the fag

>>34969762
>>34970130
Thats some bad feels. I wish sex wasn't such a huge part of relationships, I want all that cute cheesy stuff but I'm not lewd enough to hold anyone's interest.

>>34969469
IKTF

i'm glad the fags I know in real life arent as mixed up and weird as the freaks on /r9k

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Help me robots. I'm desprate for another cock to suck and for some reason my mind keeps going back to what I called my worst experience, the old man who got way to physical way to fast and was kinda sexually aggressive.

I remember being wanted, the way he kissed me and goddammit if it doesn't turn me on. Only problem is my broswer history's been deleted a few times since hooking up and after getting home. Tired and less then thrilled I deleted the emails- I want to find him and try again. All I have to go on is he works in a restaurant here in town and the uniform is some sort of purple shirt.

Do I try and find this old fart and try again? or apologise to the slow, less then old guy who I've been blowing more recently?

>>34969668
Los Angeles but unfortunately #2 is really crossing the line for me.

Your pic there is nice however.

>>34970130
>tfw no bf to do all of that while crossplaying as rin

why are there so many extreme obsessive fags on this board

are people here just so pathetic they turned to other men because they cant get women

>>34970446
>are people here just so pathetic they turned to other men because they cant get women
yeah

it's cute though

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any cute boy who wants to be bent over and pounded by a thick 9 inch cock? you can suck on it first too!

>>34964089
>>be me, 17
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>34970829
he was talking about some time ago
do you just not read, or what

>>34970630
That sure sounds appealing anon.

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>>34970630
Only if you'll spank me and pull my hair too.

>>34970630
>any cute boy who wants to be bent over and pounded by a thick 9 inch cock? you can suck on it first too!
yes but you live in Poland Singapore or some shit

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>>34959380
W-where do I sign up?

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>tfw you will never become the Admiral's dicksleeve

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>>34969469
>implying any of these fetishfags are actually gay

>>34972547
>implying any of these fetishfags are actually gay

what the fuck do you think they are anon?
someone who wants to get fucked in the ass is a gay person I don't care about if they want to do it in a dress or not

post maps faggots

>>34972655
>post maps faggots
seconding this request

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>>34965234
>>tfw no cute girl(male) gf
LOCATION PLEASE ANOANSDADSOIHSF

>captcha: farm strong