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>outside a bar
>woman needs lighter
>let her use mine
>doesn't offer sex in return

I don't see it. What did she do?

>>34961812
what a fucking bitch, what did you do anon?

It really busts my balls.

>>34961700
>dropped out of high school in 10th grade
>didn't go to college
>working 4 bucks above minimum wage
I don't think enough people can actually contemplate what kind of life they're going to have, so they just finish school and go to college because that's what everyone tells them to do even though it's basically just an extra expensive 5 years of bullshit just to work the same jobs someone like me would work until they're in their 30s and get lucky with a chance to use their degree, which will still not be as luxurious and carefree of a life as they expected. If you already know you're a loser by the time you're 16 you might as well skip all the other bullshit and start making money then instead of in 5 years.

>>34961700
If only I'd seen the outcome
End me

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OP if you don't make a move, please end yourself.

>>34961711
She's already seeing someone, anyway. And she's like a solid 7/10 and I'm like a solid 1.5/10.

Blade Runner is my favorite movie.

>>34961711
What if he doesn't like her?
Nice dubs.

Man, we never learned about this in school. Thanks OP.

>a group of armed black men rushed into a police station to prevent a lynching based on rumors

Some kind of king black to have an armed group invade a police station for him.

>king black rapes white Delilah
>gets arrested, going to get lynched/executed
>armed crew of cronies invade police station to save king black
>shots fired
>???
>national guard drops dynamite all over Tulsa

>>34960387
Welcome to the NHK but shittier.

StilI shit.

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>its an anon goes for a run and sees a husky and runs home and cries into their pillow episode
>for 12 episodes

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>tfw your dumb onii-chan won't buy you a husky

I cant believe pat is getting away with his situation.

>>34958484
I can, he and em aren't doing anything wrong

Oh my god, I remember Hatena. I remember participating in the stupid star giveaways, giving people stars to get special stars myself...

ahhh the nostalgia

>>34976560
/r9k/ for kids: Autism

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>tfw I had pseudo-comic series that I made
>tfw some people were genuinely autistic enough to be fans
>tfw remembering this forgotten chapter of my life

Probably never that I think about it.

>childhood sucked, was alone and friendless
>teen years/high school was shit but I had a good friend for 1 year. However one day he stopped talking to me for no reason
>college was spent alone and with no friends until I dropped out
>NEET for most of my 20's. Once in a while I'd get a job but it was boring and solitary
>in my 30's I went back to school but anxiety/panic attacks make me drop out every other semester. Feels impossible to make friends at this age as well. I talk to guys my age and they have wives/houses and I just feel like a retard who likes anime and lives with my parents

But during my 20's I got really good at art and music because it was all I did while sitting in my room all day. That might be the only positive thing out of my life in the end. Thanks for letting me vent.

probably at 14-15

>was almost an internet celebrity
>a lot of fun everyday and social interaction do internet
>qts from all over the world message me
>i have friends for the first time in my life and feel important
>i remember feeling young and free coming back from hs on a sunny afternoon listening to indie rock and loving all around me
>hs wasnt bad either, have some friends and we did stuff
>also i was in love with a class girl and going hs was always like entering into a romance TV show
>my future looked bright and infinite

back to present, im 22, no longer relevant for anybody phisical or online, no friends, didnt achieved my goals, got into bad troubles with the girl i liked in hs she pretty much accused me from stalking her and being a creep so i dropped hs(romance TV show became a irish drama), all my "friends" stopped talking to me and get better lifes, i created a twitter account on a shameful attempt to meet people and become famous again but nobody even notice me, no job, still a virgin, feeling old everyday, no human contact outside my family, future looks, well it doesnt even looks

sorry for writting that much, i love this kinda threads

>>34976665
>>34976732
It's alright, we're all gonna make it

no, just ban ugly bitches

Looked prettier without it.
Same thing applies to most girls, including my girlfriend.

>>34975903
Yes
It's basically bait and switch

Women are the reason so many men have ugly children.

It sickens me.

But even he said it's gay

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>>34975454
>Bailey Jay pre Hormones and Tit job

>>34975556
thats not pre hormones at all, some trannies just barely grow tits

forgot to mention I already spend thousands on acne medications and creams; I will probably need laser resurfacing next- when they stop developing

>>34975364
Be my gf, I would do anything for you.

>>34975364
This trolling is so pathetic. Honestly, you got nothing better to do on a Saturday then pretend to be a woman online?

>>34975222
Powerful Stanley shop senpai and you even hit the digits.
Nice work, proud of you.

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>>34975222
Nice digs vam

Chad has little to do with looks, it's more about confidence. Eliott is a perfect example: had he more confidence, women would have approached him; alas, he was a beta in alpha's clothing.

>>34975154
>implying I know girls
Foolish you are

I want a practice gf

how do I get one? I want to have proper relationships in the future.

>>34975154
No girl here will give anything other than a meme answer.

>>34975381
Be in shape
Be good looking
Be charming
Youre all set.

>>34974978
Do you mean
>tfw no qt 3.14 azn gf

i've given up on racial standards

i just want a hug or something

im so deprived as a KHHV

i wish i was born white

>>34975003
Fuck, I made a mistake

>tfw no qt 3.14 azn gf*

tfw too stupid to even make my own thread.

>>34974978
>tfw gave up on women because they're too stupid to make their own decisions

unicorn blood

Big Mac and fries

Ortolans