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hey. watch my video. or don't.
bye now.

https://youtu.be/BkNA2xGLkOQ
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>>34977068
please off yourself immediately normie faggot
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DANGER DAAAVE
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you made more sense in your other videos probably because of the drugs here

>get text from girl I met at uni at 2 am
>Chad hurt her by how he treated
>girl talks to me about how hurt she is and how she can't trust anyone and she'll be alone
>instead of support her send her meme 3 word answers basically just saying ok until she shuts up

I might be alone and pathetic but I refuse to validate these whores
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Nice OP

Make sure to rub it in her face some more.
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>>34977001
Good work pal I'm real proud of you
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>>34977001
Screenshot the conversation, beta orbiter. You aren't fooling anyone.

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If dubs occur I take an hour drive, stop by Whataburger and kill myself on the side of the road.
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>>34976976
Wew, close one OP
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>>34976991
This is some fucking bullshit.
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don't let this horrible thread be the last mark you leave on the world

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>Tfw got a girl interested in coming home with me from the club tonight
>She was a swinger and wanted to also have her friend come with her to my house
>pussied out
did I do the right thing /r9k/
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yep. you just saved yourself from the clap
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>>34976932
>also have her friend
Was her friend a guy or gal?
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>>34976932
Either way yes you did.

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when a friend of a girl tells you that you and that said girl would be a good couple it pretty much means shes interested but has to go through her friends?
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It can be anything, its a woman were talking about here
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>>34976853
Well it's coming from a female, so it could mean literally anything, but maybe. Go for it.
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>>34976901
>>34976882
nah it was a guy telling me that

Suicidal, Stoner teen with sub-par grades and diagnosed depression. AMA
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Are you new at 4chan?
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>>34976872
New to r9k, I have been using /b/ for ylyl threads and some weird fetishes for about a year.
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>>34976851
You're not special. You don't matter.
>smokes weed
>muh """depression"""
Build discipline you fucking degenerate.

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Oooh hoooo ooooohoooo ohhoooo
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>>34976793
ENJOY YOURSELF
orig
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Im so drunk ily moonman xoxoxo
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do do do do do do

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We write something that grasps the nature of our soul.

Wish it was different
Wish it was real
A captured moment I long to feel
I wish I was better
I wish I could see
A life of splendor lost at sea
Our love is in peril
A war with me
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>>34976716
I mean... I'd rather not, honestly.
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>>34976716
Instead, can you post more pics like that? It touches me deeply.
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>>34976754
No, only poems

Feels like I don't belong on any of the boards I used to frequent anymore.
This shit isn't fun. Feels bad, man.
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You could kill yourself my man
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>>34976706
What boards are we talking about here, anon? That's not necessarily a bad thing.
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Time for /wizchan/ maybe, depends why

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Post and discuss ducks! Remember to be nice!
Intense birb edition.
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bump
here have a quacker
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BUMP

FRGODFGIO
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give me the rundown on ducks

Post photos of men and women being affectionate in small ways.
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never done this
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never done t his either
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>>34976538
I've never done this one to someone but I have had a girl do it to me, a long long time ago in high school when I was still cute enough to get that kind of attention.

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>tfw love in my tummy

Fat general?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozqfOzqMvlQ
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>>34976454
No, man. No fat general. No love for being fat.

I'm fat. I'm in really fucking bad shape because I'm fat and have been fat for years. Constant pain and despair kind of bad shape. The kind that doesn't cease even when you're laying down to go to bed.

Lose weight. Eat healthier. I'm serious.
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>>34976487
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
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>>34976487

Nothing is worse than a self hating fatty. If you aren't willing to work it off you are happy.

Things I love about my tummy:

>I can eat a lot of yummy food
>I can use it as a third hand to hold heavy things
>it feels nice when I rub it
>I don't have to see my mutilated pee pee ever time I look down

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Why do school districts still spend money on this shit? They have to pay a dozen staff at my school to setup their lights and examination station on the stage of the auditorium. I know other places do it in the gym, one on one with a registered Nurse, but because we're close to a teaching hospital, there's medical students, college kids and former Alumni who fill the theater seating and there's usually several people who examine each male.
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Hey guys, unifag here

Never had a penis inspection because my university didn't do that for some reason, but I'm moving next semester

Can you give me tips, I'm completely clueless about all of this. The things that worry me the most are the pubic hair, should I shave it or let it grow? what's the ideal lenght of her down there?

The other thing is erections. How do I prevent them to happen? And what should I expect to occur if I get one?
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Wait wait wait wait, so you guys still do this after elementary school?

Das it gaii
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>mfw just now I remembered something really weird that happened in 1st grade

We were in gym class and a science teacher asked the gym teacher if he could ask us whether any of us wanted to pee

A few of us said yes. 3 of us (not me) were given cotton balls and a plastic bag, so that they peed on the cotton balls and then placed it in the bag to give to science teacher

I don't remember the exact reason the science teacher gave us but it was something on the level of "for science!"

Btw I'm not american, this is not from an american school.

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can someone give me some tips? I'm a neet who wants to live off youtube views so i need the best advice you have thanks and kisses~~!!
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>>34976422
>can someone give me some tips?
Stream yourself committing suicide. That'll get you plenty of views.
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>>34976422

You've probably googled this several times before and already know the answers.

You're not interesting or talented or intelligent. YouTube money if off the menu for you aspie
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>>34976422
You'll make more money mining bitcoins than on YouTube

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>literal sperglord from steam is msging me
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>these threads are deleted and I have no way to socialize with cuteboys that anime

reee
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Goodnight anon i am going to retire
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>>34976449
neck yourself spergus

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