/ddt/ Daily Duck Thread

File: duck8.jpg (15KB, 460x288px)

15KB, 460x288px

bump
here have a quacker

BUMP

FRGODFGIO

File: cygnusatratus2.jpg (167KB, 911x598px)

167KB, 911x598px

give me the rundown on ducks

File: Adult_white_call_duck_drake.jpg (620KB, 1198x794px)

620KB, 1198x794px

reLAX duckie

fuck off zambz

File: king eider.jpg (68KB, 1108x749px)

68KB, 1108x749px

Have a nice comfy king eider, out on the sea.

>>34976502
hi zambz

File: 220px-American_Black_Duck_male_RWD1.jpg (12KB, 220x165px)

12KB, 220x165px

>tfw your favorite duck species are threatened by race mixing

fuck even birds aren't safe in this crazy world.

File: dux havin sum fux.jpg (131KB, 625x434px)

131KB, 625x434px

I don't get why he's doing that with his feet

>>34977183
>tfw whites are threatened by race mixing with blacks in the human world, but its flipped in the duck world
This is one crazy world we live in...

File: the eternal mallard.jpg (47KB, 500x333px)

47KB, 500x333px

>>34977278
>Mallards
>white

then why do they rape everything in sight?

>>34977307
Look at those feathers on the wings/back/belly. Do they look black to you?

File: 1470536433457_kindlephoto-913877700.jpg (102KB, 710x636px)

102KB, 710x636px

These threads are pretty comfy desu
I dont have any duck pics but I'll bump

>>34977183
>>34977278
>>34977307
not a regular duck thread poster but you guys made me laugh

very cute ducks. I wish there were more duck here in the small town outside of Oslo, Norway that I live in. Do you ever wonder if ducks can have autism? I am an autistic person so I think it would be cool if they did. I wonder if one day they would become sentient enough to use linux distros.
I hope for they pick debian

File: wc joy.jpg (29KB, 530x530px)

29KB, 530x530px

>>34978031
you know what, zambz, keep posting

>>34976949
no u
>>34977052
hi
>>34977392
Thanks! I don't know why but ducks just make everything comfier.
>>34978031
heck off, uncle
>>34978116
that wasn't my post :^(

>>34978031
>>34978127
Zambz is a pretty cool kid. He's my son

>>34978136
Thanks dad
t. zambz

>>34978136
did you know your son has been looking at traps?

>>34978031
To be honest, ducks don't have the mental capacity to get autism, as ducks have a far less developed cerebral hemisphere, which is where advanced behavior, not instinct, is controlled. Also, the advantages of being in social groups as a prey animal outway the negatives, and thus manyspecies of ducks are probably instinctually social creatures. Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but if ducks actively avoided social groups, they would be easy targets for birds of prey, and they would die at a very early age.

File: IMG_5048.gif (20KB, 576x240px)

20KB, 576x240px

>>34978265
Oh forgot pic. Here you go. Not like this was a very fast thread anyway.