Penis Inspection Day Feels General: Can I Go, Coach Edition?

Hey guys, unifag here

Never had a penis inspection because my university didn't do that for some reason, but I'm moving next semester

Can you give me tips, I'm completely clueless about all of this. The things that worry me the most are the pubic hair, should I shave it or let it grow? what's the ideal lenght of her down there?

The other thing is erections. How do I prevent them to happen? And what should I expect to occur if I get one?

Wait wait wait wait, so you guys still do this after elementary school?

Das it gaii

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>mfw just now I remembered something really weird that happened in 1st grade

We were in gym class and a science teacher asked the gym teacher if he could ask us whether any of us wanted to pee

A few of us said yes. 3 of us (not me) were given cotton balls and a plastic bag, so that they peed on the cotton balls and then placed it in the bag to give to science teacher

I don't remember the exact reason the science teacher gave us but it was something on the level of "for science!"

Btw I'm not american, this is not from an american school.

>>34976447
I don't think anyone's dick is anyone's fucking business.

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>>34976827
My dick is your mums business.

>>34976558
>pubic hair, should I shave it or let it grow? what's the ideal lenght of her down there?
My school always told us to wax it. They want your balls to be extra smooth so they can have less false positives when checking for lumps.

>erections. How do I prevent them to happen?
I always ran into the bathroom and jacked it about an hour before the penis inspection started. I think a lot of other guys did too, that was the only time the men's bathroom had a line.

>And what should I expect to occur if I get one?
Oh boy. Don't let that happen. There was a kid who had that happen during his freshman year of high school and he never saw the end of it. Got bullied so hard that he blew his brains out the day before the next penis inspection. Poor kid.

>>34976558

I know at my University, different types of dorms had different standards for hygiene. The honors dorms required manscaping and moisturizing, but I guess it taught you useful habits. It's like brushing my teeth now.

I think the athletes & marching band could opt out of the penis inspection requirement.