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I'm going to be generous

>first kiss - 25
>first gf - 28
>lose virginity - 28
>get engaged - 60
>get married - 60
>have kids - 75 (for men)

>>35017493
Kids at 75? You'll be dead before they can walk and talk.

>>35017462
Had my first kiss when I was nearly 19. Still struggling with the gf and virginity part

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Gym is a meme, just work out at home.

95% of "the gym" is just Peacocking

>Lmao at the gym bro

Better yet become a bar star champ

>>35015565
You won't achieve that body without several years of working out and eating clean

Or a shirter time and shittier diet + roids but that's not really good for you

Either way lifting isn't really painful or unpleasant, so it won't really feel bad doing it

>>35015619
This, although:
>years of working out
Let's not get too crazy here.

>>35014984
Muslim countries desu

>>35014984
Singapore probably

>>35014993
And those Muslims rape little boys and girls and gang raping women is a past time for them.
Stop worrying about it op, they turn to single mothers and cat lady's anyway.

>>35014822
report and sage lol

Thank her for her kindness.

>>35014822
eat her pussy till she passes out

Nothing. If you really loved her, you wouldn't deny her sexual satisfaction.

>>35014722
It's called having self-respect. Something cuckolds have nothing of

>>35014722
>cuckold
>a good father figure
you best be jesting, nigger

>>35014533
>armpit hair
DROPPED

prosciutto

>>35014565
>not appreciating womans natural god given hair

kill yourself my man

>>35014533
>>35014565
>>35014597
Why didn't you have this pretyped you fuckboi

>>35014255
I don't think it's gay to find them attractive. That girl in the pic is cute, if I showed that to a chad he'd say he'd smash her and would be none the wiser.

>>35014255
>not realizing """"she"""" likes black guys
You're not getting it. White guys do this because they want to get BLACKED.

I honestly feel sorry for you guys.

>>35014255
>Why is it gay to find people with penises attractive
Gee i dont know OP.....we should get some of them brainiacs to solve this one.

That pic is gross.

About a week. Make sure to rinse out the wounds with warm salt water.

>>35014251
I ate a footlong from subway right after I got all 4 removed. Don't be a bitch.

>>35014281
Yeah. It took forever to stop bleeding and now I'm afraid to upset the clot by rinsing it

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>>35014136
i just use this one for everything

23,000

every picture can be a reaction picture

>>35014136
>tfw you deleted your reaction image folder at the failed attempt of becoming a normie

I shouldn't have burned that bridge.

>>35014122
Good thing I drive a ws6

>>35014122
So you're not only an autist, but you cant even drive a fucking car properly?

>>35014122
I've applied for a pizza delivery job. Will make me drive them about at the interview? I'm a good driver but I fuck up the clutch control when I'm nervous and my car is unforgiving when you don't do it properly.

if the person OP is roleplaying as was real, one could easily trace all of their "successes" to having been born with good genes and in a good environment (aka, things completely outside of his control and that grant him no merit)

Success is too much of a hassle. Im just waiting calmly until life is over.

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>>35014080
you don't understand inequity on any level

we don't live in a meritocratic society and there is no level playing field

one person can put in minimal effort and succeed, while many others can struggle their entire life and not achieve 1/100 of what that one person can do despite giving 1000% more effort

fuck you, priviliged little twat, you were born into what little you "achieved"

>>35013955
Seriously no one fell for my bait?

fuck you guys are getting good

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fuck off roastie

origigigg

>>35014050
Oh no, fall for my bait, I'm such a real sadgirl these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARc1_qdjZpY

>>35013542
Azumanga Daioh.
It is.

P L A N E T E S

originigger

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CLANNAD
originalofam

>>35013540

You should eat healthy and exercise

>>35013540
How much do you weigh now?
this is original post

>>35013623
I need my stomach stapled for that
>>35014052
390lbs

My brain is filled with more than a hundred thousand shekels worth of education, does that count?

>Tfw too intelligent to risk, literally

>>35013493
i got you and i understand, but if you can't show it somehow they won't see it

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>>35013447
>If you aren't risking at least 10k when you leave the house, nobody's gonna trust you with a job, a car, a gf, anything. Post your daily risks here
wew

Nobody looks at you when you're on the road and thinks, "Man, he sure is risking a lot!" I know this is b8, but you should be mitigating risks not exposing yourself to them. Going by your rough means of calculation(s), I risk roughly between $200 - $300 dollars: clothes, shoes, wallet (with no more than $20 physical cash), and possibly a jacket given the weather. If we were to talk about actual risk / reward with respect to trading, it would be a different story. I don't think you're apt enough to follow that discussion though.