>PIZZA DELIVERY PART TIME: $8.25 AN HOUR! >REQUIREMENTS:

>>35014122
Good thing I drive a ws6

>>35014122
So you're not only an autist, but you cant even drive a fucking car properly?

>>35014122
I've applied for a pizza delivery job. Will make me drive them about at the interview? I'm a good driver but I fuck up the clutch control when I'm nervous and my car is unforgiving when you don't do it properly.

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>>35014122
>>35014122

Lmao wat make this post original

>>35014211
m-muh 180 horsepower...

muh turbo...

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>>35014211
>being able to drive
>not being anxious about dying any second to your or some fucking idiot's mistake

PISS OOOOOOFFFFF

>>35014310
Frankly this. Way too dangerous bro

>Apply for warehouse job
>MUST SPEAK SPANISH

WHEN WILL THE DEPORTATIONS START?

>security guard make 15 an hour
>only needs a guard card and a high school education. make even more with bullshit college degree

>>35014513
k

ghjgjhgjg

>>35014513
What is a guard card?

>>35014310
>not being anxious about dying any second
Piss off you literal normie, if you aren't giving your driving instructor a heart attack when you drive, then you're doing something wrong.

>>35014461
Soon hopefully.
Can't wait to get those jobs back.
They pay a nice premium and that's why those fuckers can shit out 10 kids.

>>35014310
>not wanting to increase your likelihood of dying an instantaneous painless death that you don't see coming.

NORMAL
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>>35014211
>Be me
>Be depressed
>Start learning how to drive
>Constant intrusive thoughts about accelerating into a wall or groups of people

You should be thankful I, and others like me, stopped driving.

>>35015021
it's a card you get by taking a really easy class and test that allows you to be a security guard

>>35015274
also minimal social interaction
you can do it online and it's impossible to fail

valley guard online

>>35015129
>Scott Walker died instantaneous painless death

>>35015300
like all I do is sit at a desk, greet people, scan their badge, make sure things match up, and if so buzz the elevator down

>>35014461
spanish is really easy to learn senpai

>>35014122

>Hiro Protagonist

>>35015556
I'm not Mexican Juan. Go learn Mexico to talk Mexico to mexicans

>>35016089
>says he, while living in a country without an official language

>>35015274
hmm...

dfsssdfdsf

>entry level dishwashing job, part time
>must have 10 years experience and a bachelors in engineering

>>35015129
Literally and figuratively this tbqh

>>35017333
>part-time dishwashing
>MUST HAVE GREAT CUSTOMER SERVICE SKILLS, MUST BE GREAT WITH CHILDREN, MUST BE A TEAM PLAYER, MUST HAVE AT LEAST 7 CHAD AND STACY REFERENCES

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Y'all retards or something? As long as you don't have crimes on your record or there's competiton, they don't have any reason to not hire you. They literally have it on their websites that they're for people new to the work force.

at least I hope the former is true. I signed up for production at pizza hut for the weekends. Ultimate easy robot job. Making food and no talking to stupid customers.

>>35014248
No. You probably just need to provide your license and stuff. You're delivering pizza, not anything important like people