heres a lil story for you all if you really think your life is

>>35014533
>armpit hair
DROPPED

prosciutto

>>35014565
>not appreciating womans natural god given hair

kill yourself my man

>>35014533
>>35014565
>>35014597
Why didn't you have this pretyped you fuckboi

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>>35014597
>not appreciating hard work women put in to maintain their looks for you
It goes both ways, my man.

>>35014533
we know ur already a normie we dont need to write the rest

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>>35014533
do all the thumbnails in this sub have to be cuties.

she's actually depressingly cute. where are girls like this in my life?

>>35014565
>When you find it attractive
Originally original

>>35014666
They are unattainable. You see them in the streets, you virtually uploading every diameter of their shape and texture into your brain to later fap too in imaginary fantasies, and that's what it will always remain...

>>35014565
fucking plebian

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>pics are just random girls

>we're talking more in depth now
>personal shit
>shes telling me she suffers from depression and a bunch of other more shit
>i tell her im pretty unhappy myself, anxiety, boredom etc
>we both relate
>calling her loads, she calls me loads
>we become practically best friends
>we trade pics and she thinks im cute
>shes perfect. totally adorable
>im in love
>we both live in UK and pretty close to each other
>at some point we decide im going to come stay with her for a bit
>she warns me her place isnt nice
>how bad can it be?
>she lives just with her dad cos her mum left her
>i rarely go outside so going to stay with someone is a big deal
cont

>>35014762
type faster dickfucker

>>35014762

>inb4 cucked by her dad

>>35014533
>tfw no perfect 100/10 qt gf

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>>35014878
seconded kek

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>didn't type all of this out beforehand
cmon son

>>35014762
Why don't you skip to the last part?

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>we meet at train station
>her hoodie and jeans are oversized and look used
>some brand hoodie from some chicken shop or some shit, yellow. black jeans that are way too big for her but just makes her look cuter.
>shes sitting there on my platform drinking coffee
>i dont notice her with her hood up
(btw her name is emma)
>i touch her shoulder
>she jumps in shock
>"anon! hi!"
>she hugs me
>hugging me for like a minute, resting her head on my shoulder
>cheeks touching
>they're warm
>her breath smells of coffee
>end hugging, we walk to her place
>its cold and we're walking pretty close to each other
>she keeps bumping into me and apologising
>super cute
>we get to her place
>the area is rundown
>bins spilled, graffiti and shit
>its generally grey and miserable
>"no wonder you're depressed" i joke
>she doenst laugh and looks scared above all else
>she unlocks door
>"go upstairs quickly"
>shes whispering
>she takes my hand and walks me upstairs
>her hand is cold and soft and small
>never held a girls hand before

>>35014762
anon you gonna deliver or what ? got me waiting here

>>35015020
TYPE
FASTER
NIGGER

>>35014533
That girl has fetal alcohol syndrome

>>35015020
>>some brand hoodie from some chicken shop or some shit, yellow. black jeans that are way too big for her but just makes her look cuter.
>>she keeps bumping into me and apologising
>>super cute

these aren't cute they're retarded you stupid white knight

>>35015020
OP definitely got raped

>>35015057
I'd still lick her pits and her cunt

>>35015091
5 internet money that she's a trap

inb4 this ends in three fiddy

>>35015020
for feks sake anon your starting to lose my interest

>>35015132
i second this
origaminiggers

>>35015132
still a little too early to tell , but I don't think she is a trap

>>35015132
>>35015174
That's exactly originally what I was thinking originally

>>35015020
is op ever gonna deliver ?

>>35015020
>no wonder you're depressed
I kek'd. Why the fuck did you think that was an appropriate comment?

>>35015020
post faster i need to know how her dad sodomized you

>>35015210
topkekeroni

inb4 she kills herself cos daddy raped her

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>>35015057
take it back anon

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>>35015003
you cant paste shit in r9k
anyone lurking?

>her house is small, empty but dirty
>old magazines everywhere
>it smells sweet and weird
>we get to top floor where her room is
>her room is super depressing
>its pink and has ponies and shit on the walls
>but its messy as fuck. makeup and manga and shit all over the floor, she doesnt even wear makeup
>her bed is way too small for her
>shes got a shitty old computer
>"sorry its a bit messy.."
>"its okay"
>we talk and shit for a bit and we get more comfortable together
>shes starts giggling and acting super cute
>her room is kinda small, im sitting in her office chair looking down at her sitting cross legged staring up at me
>we stop talking for a bit and she shuffles closer
>shes resting her head on my knee
>wtf do i do
>end up awkwardly stroking her hair
>its soft
>she smiles
>sit there for like half an hour and stroke her hair
>she opens her eyes after a bit
>"hey.."
>whispering again, i hardly hear hear
>shes kinda choking
>"come a bit closer.."
>is she gonna??
>i lean in a bit
>lean in more
>we're face to face
>shes turned bright red
>quickly she moved her head
>kisses me
>we kiss
>first kiss
>lasts a while, awkward at first

>>35015255
>you cant paste shit in r9k
nigga are you retarded?
hurry up

>>35015255
YOU LUCKY FUCK I NEVER KISSED ANYONE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35015255
GET TO THE PART WHERE YOU SEE THIS TRAPS COCK!!

Fucken herpes. I betcha

>>35015255
what city is this story based in?

>>35015255
you're giving me feels anon. Childhood feels. Feels like I used to feel for girls before I became so hollow.

Let me guess she is a prostitute

ive never been so on edge before!!
this story is captivating!!

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Here she is

This is original

>>35015255
nice dubz origiflsmilam

>>35015255
Hurry the hell up son.

if this is a serious story and not some long elaborate boring drawn-out joke, i see it ending in one of three ways:
ends up getting tricked, gangraped/stolen from/whatever
ends up getting arrested for some reason, going to jail soon
or a boring normie-garbage tier copout of durr tragic circumstances durr i lost the love of my life guys you'll never know my pain durrr
anything else and i'll be vaguely surprised

Is it gonna be tree fiddy or everybody do the dinosaur

>>35015337
>posting her contact information

lmao fucking retard, i'm going to send her the link to your bragging right now

>>35015337
she is a real qt anon

>inb4 OPs gf gets blacked

>>35015155
check'd dem dubzerz

>>35015337
atleast we know she's still alive

>>35015354

I'm not OP, I'm just in the discord

>>35015396
link to discord famalam

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>>35015354
stop you sperg

>>35015337
i want to believe

>>35015396
why haven't you linked her yet?

>>35015354
u jelly much ?

>>35015337
>>35015354
>>35015357
>>35015396
Don't scare OP off, let him finish the story retards

OP is probably making this up as he goes along, thats why its taking so long.

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I told her about the thread guys

>>35014533
Wait what the fuck is this? I've never been to the UK, I wasn't on discord 2 years ago, I never met up with anyone from discord and I have no idea who the fuck you are. Why are you doing this to me? Also I live alone?

fek it I'm abandoning this thread catch u faggetz on the flipside

How old are you OPerinoskiderinodiddlydinopino

>>35015442
You met with me mei, we shared something once. Don't be like this

OP here. I'm not going to finish the story, you guys are fucking awful.

>>35015438
fekking kikes it's always them kikes

>>35015438
>>35015442
>>35015461
kill yourselves LARPing faggots

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>>35015442
if this is real i will shit in my mouth and film it

>>35015476
And you're fucking retarded. This is what you get for showing off someone you love like a trophy. Those experiences were supposed to be private, but you just had to brag about them. Get fucked, normie.

Was discord even a concept two years ago?

Discord isn't even 2 years old yet

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>>35015419
I refusee

fanfiction

>>35015476
That was just an accident waiting to happen OP. You told us her nickname, real name, sooo many details, its your fault if youre actually OP

>>35015476
Fucking worthless faggot, just end it all now. "Wahhh you guys are so awful!"

>>35014533
Discord didnt exist two years ago nigger.

>>35014533
who's this qt?


adsasdadscvx

Mei and myself are already planning to meet up, she lives in Kansas you oaf

>>35014533
mei is a faggot
-cummy <3

>after we kissed for a long time she said she wanted to suck my dick
>I didn't know what to say, I was incredibly nervous
>she ended up deepthroating me
>just then an adult comes in
>fuckfuckfuck
>he starts yelling, mei is crying
>He bends me over and fucks my ass
>hurts so bad
>run home crying
>mei never talked to me again
Gonna kill myself bros

>>35015536
You fuck you Andy.

Bitch ass nigga. Want to talk some shit?

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I WANT THE STORY TO FINISH

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>>35015289
i cant post shit
going as fast as i can. fuck off or shut up

>she gets up from her awkward position
>sits on my lap
>i hold her head and she kisses me more
>we put our tounges in each others mouths
>im getting super turned on
>and she can feel it
>she starts shuffling on my lap
>shuffling more
>my heart is racing
>i can feel her heart racing
>holding each others hands, we're both excited and want any excuse to touch each other
>shes know kinda bouncing up and down on me
>'anon.. i"
>"i really really love you.."
>she takes off her hoodie and shes wearing a white tee
>continue kissing
>she loses my hand and moved it along my knee
>further up
>shes placed her hand around my dick area
>"anon, can we"
>"are you sure you want to..?"
>shes nervously nods, super cute
>i'll always remember the nod she did
>her hand slides insides my pants
>grabbing my dick through the underwear
>her smalls hands grab my cock
>shes rubbing it up and down
>holy fuck
>she awkwardly shuffles down my jeand and starts sitting on my cock with underwear on
>she takes off her jeans
>shes just in her panties
>shes rubbing her pussy on me
>feels so good.

>Op wants to show how shit his life is and put shit into perspective.
>Doesn't finish story because we're "awful"
Some grade A logic right there.

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HOLY FUCK OP ITS BEEN 15 MINUTES ALREADY JUST FUCKING END THE STORY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35015442
MEI YOU ARE QT BEST GIRL PLEASE BE MY WAIFU

>>35015564
Damn, that ending caught me completely off guard.

>>35015536
>about 2 years ago
Key word ABOUT

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The Mei in the story and the Mei whoms discord info was posted is not the same person.

>>35015586
I thought this would be turning into a horror story.

This is a pretty beta story my dude

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>>35015586
30 MINUTES AND YOU'VE ONLY WROTE ABOUT KISSING HER AND HER TOUCHING YOUR DICK. WHEN WILL THE GOOD STUFF HAPPEN???????

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>>35015586
>"i really really love you.."

immersion lost. why would she say that. you guys just met.
that's not normal

>>35015682
Dud you even read a thing?

>>35015682
lonely NEETs on the internet fall in love quick, you should know

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>she rubs her pussy on me so good bros
>she whispers in my ear let's have sex
>I take out my dick and put it in so quick
>I cum in 20 seconds
>she's just laying there confused
>she's telling me it was fine but I'm crying
>I'm just weeping on the floor at this point
> I leave and block her
I'm crying bros

>>35015476
Hope the story would have ended well

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>>35015586
>he fell for the vaginal jew

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>>35015682

>tfw a girl will never say "I really really love you" to you

Why even live robros?

>>35015718
fkn fake

>>35015698
fuck I missed this one >>35014762

>she keeps rubbing
>I cum in about 2 minutes
>she licks it off and also asks me to try some
>I refuse
>she gets all mad and starts shoving it in my mouth
>fist is in my mouth now
>run out the house naked
>go into taxi naked
>go home

The end

>>35015616
please any more of her?

>>35014666
>this sub
please
gas
yourself

>>35015755
fkn fake2

>>35015776
You should be a detective bro :D

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>>35015758
here you go, no problem bro

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>we kiss more
>stop and we stare at each other
>"im going to take off my tshirt, okay?"
>"o-okay"
>grabs bottom of tshirt
>slowly
>pulls it up
>slowly
>i can see half her tits
>nipples
>i can see all of her tits
>nice size, her nipples are erect?
>"do you like them, anon?"
>"theyre beautiful"
>i begin carefully sucking them
>shes jumping on my cock again
>shes moaning
>suck more
>"h-harder.. please anon"
>i suck more, grab her tits, lick them, everything.
>"i want to see your cock"
>she pulls down my pants
>hold my cock in her barehands
>starts rubbing it up and down
>she pulls down her panties, takes off her geans
>shes completely naked
>rubbing it more
>shes now rubbing it on her pussy
>she pushes herself up, my cock goes in her cunt
>my cock is in her pussy
>shes now jumping up and down on my cock
>her tight pussy feels so good
>she wraps her arms around my neck and i look up in bliss
>the roof
>what the fuck
>is on the roof

>>35015755
Ur not the real OP are you?

>>35015803
Name? Link? Help us out, bra

I swear if this is just a shitty erotica go kys

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>>35015822
Fuck, someone told me her tumblr name yesterday but I dont remember it,

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>>35014533
any more of this beauty? please and thank you

>>35015805
Fake and gay confirmed

Kill yourself my dude

>>35015805

IS THIS LITERALLY JUST A STORY OF YOU HAVING SEX? GTFO

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>>35015805
>Not deflowering a girl
D R O P P E D

>>35015805
fkn fake3

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>>35015805
>geans

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>>35015805
FAKE OP, FILE NAME IS DIFFERENT THAN OTHER PICTUERS FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35015805
ITS HER DEAD FATHER SPOOOOOOK

>>35015848
Didn't it start with "You think you have it bad in life, listen to my story first" - that kind of intro?

>>35015870
Fuck off reddit
originerium

>>35015682
A girl told me she loved me after two dates, and now won't talk to me

>>35015805
>no condom
this is why there are so many squalor autists in the world

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>>35015805
>what the fuck
>is on the roof

HERE WE GO

jesus fucking christ I've missed threads like this so much

you've made my day guys for once it felt like I was back in old r9k no matter how simple this thread might seem it gave me intense nostalgia since this board is 99% shit-posts and interracial c uck shit now

>>35015805
WHAT"S ON THE ROOF YOU FAGGOT, I WON"T BE KEKED AGAIN

>>35015918
Fuck off Reddit

Ffggggghggieieieiieidu isidhfudhb

>>35015805
>takes off a second pair of jeans
sure

>>35015918
agreed djskqkskk

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Alright, normie OP. It's to finish what you've started.

>>35015918
Dont make me cry anon ;( i feel so empty missing the old r9k

>OP is baiting you
>OP is baiting me
>OP is baiting you and me

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>>35015805
>Spiderman is jacking off on the ceiling
>his web shoots all over us
>spiderman fucks me in the ass
>I enjoy it
>End of story

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>>35015805
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON THE ROOF

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>>35015937

id was kewld autsayd.

>>35015918
i just want the stories back

>>35015805
lurking please hurry op

>>35014533
MY FUCKIN PENIS IS ROCK SOLID JUST FINISH YOUR FAKE STORY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>35015963
>it's a newfag doesn't understand why r9k was originally made episode

This board was literally designed for threads like these with long well thought out green text stories that weren't just regurgitated c uckold or """"fembot"""" bullshit.

The truth behind the story is irrelevant and everyone just had fun with it wondering what stupid twist OP would throw on the end.

Fuck me I miss old r9k so much god dammit why did you underage normie fucks have to ruin it.

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C L I F F H A N G E R : T H E T H R E A D

ceilling, I meant ceilling not roof
>I look up and see it
>fucking Spongebob poster
>hold myself not to burst into laughter
>it caught me off guard but whatever
>try not to think about it and continue till i cum
>after we stopped fucking there was this awkward silence
>but at the same time it felt right not to speak somehow
>we enjoyed our company and snuggled a bit
>I kept stroking her hair and we laid in bed like that for like half an hour
>feels so good
>i was too tired and fell asleep idk when exactly
>woke up in the morning in bed alone
>she was sitting in office chair smiling at me
>whisper "hi!" and asked if i slept well
>she made me a breakfast
>no idea what to talk about
>she seemed anxious as well
>we ate in silence
>then she told me I should better go as her father is coming back soon
>not sure if it was truth or she simply wanted to spare us both misery of this situation
>get a train home
>that's when I realized something
>everybody walks the dinosaur in Bel-Air

>>35016008
lurking as well i hope he does it

>>35016050
>new IP

fuck off retard

So OP can see through the ceiling or what? I think he meant to say ceiling otherwise.

/b/tards ruin everything.

>>35016076
>>35016086
fuck off cancerous faggots

This was really dissapointing....

I was kinda hoping she had a feminine penis put otherwise cool story OP.

>>35016050
your not even the same guy fuck off

>>35016086
>being this fucking stupid

originali

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OP here. sorry afk, i'll be back shortly

>>35016050
Should have left us with the cliffhanger m8

>>35016123
>different type of file name
kys

>>35016086
>>35016114
>>35016117
holy fucking shit how new can you retards be?

fucking christ I can't believe how many newfags browse this place now

is there another chan where all the non-retards fled to? did I miss the boat? I want to escape this hell hole

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>>35016063
>he knows how to see IPs
How do I become l33t?

>>35016125
Are you retarded? Im genuinly worried, how do you breathe on uour own?!

>>35016164
contact me
[email protected]

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>>35016123
Are u really op?

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>>35016166
You're a fucking retarded newfag. Kill yourself.

I can't believe how many of you retards share a board with me.

>>35016166
>How do I become l33t?
lurk for a few moar years, you'll figure it out eventually

>>35016166
The corner of the page shows the number of ips posting in the thread. If the number goes up with a new post, its a new ip.

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I...i...feel human.

How is it possible.

Continue OP

This thread is dead I guess

OP i have school tomo, pls tell me if the story is over soon.

>>35016278
And so is Emma's dad

we will never know if she had a penis or not.. :(

>>35016287
Under age MODS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUUUT

I guess thread is ded :((((((

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>>35015586

>i suddenly get an idea to heat the both of us up
>"WEEEEEeee HAAAW! Wayta go horsey!"
>long, awkward pause. she stops moving on my dick
>looks away from me, gets up off my lap
>she has an electric kettle in the room, she goes right for it
>i put my hand on her shoulder and try to kiss her neck
>she wriggles away, but her face is still stone cold
>"please leave"
>"but babe-"
>"please leave or i will scream"

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>>35016357
Last year of hs. 18 yo

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>>35016228
But this anon >>35016217 has the l33t hackzor tools and I don't.

Next time OP, use a fucking trip.

One of the rare times you should use a trip.

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>on the roof is a picture
>of her
>naked, which doesnt bother me
>standing next to her is an old man
>who is also naked
>his hand is on her shoulder
>they're both smiling
>"what the fuck?"
>"oh my god, no!"
>shes scared, jumps off my cock
>what the fuck
>what the fuck
>"anon, please, dont go listen to me"
>who is that man
>i stand there in shock
>my head is pounding
>i sit down, the only thing in my mind is the photo taped to the roof
>i dont know how long i sit there
>i can hear her mumbling..please.. please..
>we're still both naked
>please.. she keeps saying
>"who.. who is he?
>"my grandad."
>what the fuck
>"does he do things to you"
>she wont look at me
>crying
>im crying
>we hug and cry together
cont

>>35016447
Nice bkub anon

what the fuck OPPPP WHAT THE FUCK?

originnal

>>35016447
Yeah I don't know how he does that. Maybe its a custom css thing. He's 3 l33t 5 me.

>>35016453
Fake, right guys?

>>35016453
Holy shit im enthralled by this story post more god dammit

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35016453
>tfw granddad diddled my sisters
this hits pretty close to home OP

>>35015363
Remember storybro, that was a ride

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Include me in the pleddit squeencap

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I've never been famous please put me in the screencap.

>>35014533
Include me in the screencap ;') Originalonaloriginal

>>35016453
>After crying together her grandad comes down from heaven breaking the ceiling and with his bifid dick fucks my and her ass at the same time.
>THIS
>IS
>WHAT
>HE
>USED
>TO
>DO
>we both die the mitochondria is the pwerhouse of bel-air
thank you for reading my maymay story support me on patreon patreon.com/gofuckyourself

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>im really not that horny anymore
>we put our clothes on
>i've got a return ticket and cant go home for two days
>i dont want to leave her anyway
>"emma, we need to talk about this"
>"anon, hes, he does bad things.."
>"have you told anyone"
>"i have no one"
>"i live here with him and in return we do.."
>she crys more violently now
>but i've stopped
>im committed
>to help this girl
>grab her head
>"emma"
>"EMMA"
>"i wont leave you like this, okay? please be happy, emma.. please"
>"a-anon..."
>im in complete fear of "grandad" hes on of those fat grandads but probably stronger than both of us
>in paranoia i more wardrobe over the door and block the entrance
>"im so sorry for bringing you here im so sorry im so sorry"
>she just keeps telling me shes sorry
>"its okay, i'll make it better.."


we might need a new thread.

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>you will never be raped by your grandpa

>>35016623
You do that and put on a fucking trip

>>35016623
Wait is this canon??

I dont think this is canon lads

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>>35016623
is this real OP?

>>35016623
no shit, you're taking an hour and a half writing it

>>35016623
SHE KICK ME OUT I'M LIKE VRO

Dear OP.

You say "and shit" too often, you sound hella stupid.

Regards.

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The surge, rush, shower of emotion. Of something that everybody ought to feel at least once. Too comfy.

Vestigial, atrophied parts of myself reinvigorated. Continue OP.

For the love of god continue

>>35016623
Hmm.... Cont?

>>35016668
Nah, oppo deosnt write anything like that

>>35016623
>Rape her with her grandad
end of the fucking fake story time to go to sleep

>>35016685
no just look at the image file

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>We sit in silence for 3 hours
>I sit on the bed browsing 4chan on my phone
>She tries to initiate a conversation but It's just too awkward
>She gets fed up with the silence
>Brings her chair under the ceiling where the poster is
>She rips it off the ceiling
>Starts screaming
>"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED ANON?!"
>Starts crying because she ripped the part with her grandad
>She cries for the next hour
>I said "Calm down, it's just a picture"
>She looks at me angrily
>She starts shouting
>"JUST A PICTURE?!"
>I get even more freaked out
>"I'm sorry emma"
>Pretend I'm "going to the toilet"
>The toilet was downstairs
>Run away from her and her house.

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>i'm not even sure how to make it better, and my hard-on is back
>start nervously contemplating the situation
>accidentally look up again, my dick is diamonds already
>i need to take care of this
>"do you have a bathroom?"
>she swings her hand in some general direction
>go in
>start wanking like no tomorrow, the picture still in my head
>oh shit, i left the door open
>she's standing there, shock written on her face, tears still flowing
>i need this shit
>slowly waddle over to her, pants still down
>almost trip over once
>she's motionless but shaking
>I NEED THIS
>breathe on her neck, put on my best old man impression
>"Whai don'tch whi doo deesh agen, darlin'?"

>>35016575
this post wasn't ironic

let that sink in for a moment

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>>35016888
trips confirm
we back boyz

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>we sleep together, clothes still on
>but i dont think any of us are really asleep
>we just lie there
>its morning
>"emma, are you awake"
>"yeah"
>"we need to call the police"
>she tells me we cant. he had videos and other blackmail shit. if he gets arrested then the videos get leaked.
>videos
>what kind of fucking videos
>jesus christ i used to live so peacfully
>i want to go back anime and forget emma never existed
>but i wont
>eventually she needs to pee
>im so scared of going downstairs i offer for her to piss in my mouth
>she says hes probably not awake now anyway
>move wardrobe
>go downstairs
>ready for front door
>my hand is practically on the knob
>"hello, son."
>i turn around
>hes standing in front of me
>just in a pair of boxers

new thread where im tripping
>>35016927

>>35016888
>>35016885
retards have to ruin everything

should have just left it where the original OP left it with his hanger

>>35015870

comon u dirty fucking cuck

hit me up with the I'm trans or dad walks in and joins shit

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Leave for 45 mins.
>which story is the real one

>>35017096
why are you namefagging

what the fuck is it about this thread that suddenly made every newfag and his mother start popping up

what the fuck is happening

we'll never know which story is the real one... sigh

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>>35016888
had a good laugh, thanks anon!

Its like one of those fucken "choose your own story" books

>>35017124
Someone must've posted this on ''epic greentext'' facebook group

>>35017211
You're probably legitimately right. There's way too many straight up newfags in here for any other explanation.

Newfags, admit where you came from right now

ive always thought about posting some awesome greentext stories here but always decide against it, because people here are dicksheads and rush you and pressure you to type faster and post faster. you cant rush art

>>35017289
that's why you keep a text file beforehand and post it when it's done

>>35017289
that's why you type it all out before posting
it's not that hard

>>35017289
kill yourself newfag fuck

God damnit, why do you newfags have to try to ruin this, I need to know the end now, fuck. I'm not even supposed to be here today....

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>>35017124
>he has a name
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35017322
>>35017349
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>>35015020
>"no wonder you're depressed" i joke

get a load of this smooth operator ahahahahaha

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>>35017368
>kill yourself
I'm the new fag

>>35017289
Here's my guide to posting interesting stories on 4chan without being a fucking idiot.
Step 1.) Type them out prior to posting.
Step 2.) Put on a tripcode, discard tripcode when story is done.
Congrats, get out there and tell some fucking stories. God knows /r9k/ needs it.

>>35017566
Here's my guide to posting interesting stories on 4chan without being a fucking idiot.
Step 1) Think of a interesting story.
Step 2) Post it at whatever pace you fucking want.

Stop discouraging storyposters parasite.

>>35017630
fuck off newfag
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35017630
How the fuck am I discouraging storyposters? I wasn't being ironic when I said /r9k/ needed more story posters. At the minimum you need to atleast put on a tripcode so people can't derail, fucking idiot.

>>35017630
kill yourself newfaggot

Is OP locked up in grampa's sex dungeon nao?

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>>35017688
Hahaha lol
>kill yourself
What a great retort.

>>35017723
>nao?

fuck off newfag

ANON YOU FUCKING FAGGOT USE A TRIP NEXT TIME THATS WHAT THEYRE FOR

>>35017644
>>35017682
>>35017688

If you don't see how mounting requirements on something already rare will make it even rare, then there's no help that can help you.

Neck yourselves fuckers.

>>35017826
How the fuck is putting on a tripcode a bad requirement? It helps keep track of your story and literally takes 5 seconds to make. Newfags like you are the reason story threads get shitposted to death.

>>35017826
just go back to r*ddit where you dont need a trip and threads are very slow so you can take as much time as you want to type a post :)

>>35017826
hey newfag

guess what

fuck off and kill yourself

Should I be using a VPN on Discord?

>>35015805
what's on the roof ? TELL ME NOW !

>>35018003
I use a VPN and run it in a virtual machine since it's a literal botnet