>Wake up >"I'm gonna fucking kill you!" Wat do?

>>35014822
report and sage lol

Thank her for her kindness.

>>35014822
eat her pussy till she passes out

say thanks because i plan on killing myself soon anyway

>>35014822
Something I have to deal with on the daily. I just pat her head and watch what I eat.

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>How can you kill what has no life?

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But like, make it quick

>>35014822
grab her boob and bea her.

>>35014822
Laugh, unless she's armed. A lot of things have tried to kill me in the past, nothing succeeded.

>>35014822
I'd most likely get a boner and cry a bit.

I would also try to say something, but I would end up stuttering and stumbling on my words so it just comes out as nonsense.

>>35015039
>grab her boob and be her.
You are now her.
What do?

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>morning wood activated
>strength of 10 sexually deprived autistic men overpower her
>hold her down, kiss her, grope her boob, and then proceed to pound

>>35014822
KILL THIS BONER BITCH
*teleports behind you*
*sticks in ur anus*

>>35015151
i meant beat her

>>35014822
I hope I'm only 10 cm tall and she mean she's going to swallow and digest me alive

>>35015177
You now beat yourself which is currently her.

Now what?

Let her because she has nice tits

>>35015177
Too late. Your typo has changed everything. You are now in her body and she is now in yours. She has become aware of the situation so you better act quick.

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>>35014822
>ayo wite gurl u cant kill da niggest
>*teleports behind her with nig magik*
>*culturally enrich her from behind*
>pssh, nothin personal hoe

>>35015254
i think we both now what we are going to do.

>>35015151

Duh, I finish the job and kill me.

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HOW THE FUCK DID THE HEROIN WITCH GOT IN MY ROOM?!

FUCK OFF!!!!!

is she legal yet?
oregano my dude

>>35015786
I think she's 17 in April

1-Probably punch her in the jaw, go grab my hangun and shoot her. Then I kill myself 'cause I don't wanna go to jail.
2-If she has the gun with her when she wake me up. Screw it! Do it, bitch, I don't care!
If she fail to do so, then I do step #1.

>>35014822
Instantly put hands up shirt and start kissing belly

>>35015786
Yeah, she's 16 so legal in her state.
>>35014822
Scream because I've had that exact nightmare 4 times already.

>>35014822
From that angle, her nose realy reminds me of Quasimodo.

At any rate, ask her to please make it quick and painless.

>>35014822
>Wat do?
I suppose I am going to die

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>>35014822

>How do you FEEL Mighty Megatron?

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I mean you can try, but I'm bigger than you so it might not work out very well.

>>35014822
Go for the tits

Go for the pussy

If I'm dying I'm trying

>You're the 5th Eliza poster I've killed today, prepare to die

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>>35014822
>No...
>I kill you, trespasser!
Paint the walls

>>35014822
It's time to D-d-d-d-duel!

>>35014822
>punch her in the cunt
>laugh

>>35015151
I am now in 2 minds and bodies at once. I can control Elizas body to do whatever I please. I fuck myself (her as well as me) and orgasm at the same time.

Then I send me in Elizas body out to end a load of normies and get shot dead from the comfort of my room.

slide down the bed until her pussy is on my face and start licking

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>Do it baby, make it clean.

>>35015786
She's dead jimbo

>>35017810

This is like the 5th time she's claimed suicide and left the internet. She always comes back.

TAKE THIS!
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*
How do you like that you ape looking nigger lover!
*BRRRRTTTTTRIUUUUP*
This is self defense!
*BRT BRT*
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*
*flies into the sky, the flight powered by lactose intolerance farts*

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>>35017832
Stupid bitch doesn't realise she's here forever.

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>>35017868
>lactose intolerant anon
could you be..?

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>>35014822
Pick extremely related