>only need to gain 60lbs to get my insurance company pay for

>>35013540

You should eat healthy and exercise

>>35013540
How much do you weigh now?
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>>35013623
I need my stomach stapled for that
>>35014052
390lbs

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>>35014095
Youre a big boy :3 Im 132kg (291lbs) atm and its steadily rising.

>>35013623
>eat healthy and exercise
look at where you are man

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>>35013540
So you're life is basically like that one Simpsons Episode. Neat.

>>35013540
Do you really want to weigh as much as 3 normal healthy humans OP?

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>ate yet another honey bun
Why did God punish me with this life. What have I done to deserve it ?

>>35014243
God didn't make you eat that honey bun.

>>35014219
no that's why I want to get my stomach stapled

>>35014267
You don't NEED your stomach stapled. Most People don't NEED their stomach stapled to weigh less then three People. Just stop eating porker

>>35014340
but why should I spend years starving myself to drop 200lbs when I can spend that time feeling satiated because of my stapled stomach

also I do need it becuse I'm addicted to food

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>>35014340
>just stop eating
Fuck you. You wouldn't tell an alcoholic to just stop drinking because he would kick your ass. But you think you can do it to me just because I'm a little gravitationally challenged. If we were having this conversation 1000 years ago I would be considered the ultimate Chad. Being fat used to be seen as extremely attractive by women, but God punished me by putting me in this era. You're not better than me. You're jack shit compared to me.

>>35014420
simmer down, boss

>>35014420
Fat has never EVER been aesthetically or sexually attractive. This is a dumb meme probably perpetuated by Tumblr. It was just a sign of wealth. Women have always married for Money. But they also always found the ripped Stableboy more attractive then a big fat tub of lard.

>>35014420
I would also tell an alcoholic to just stop drinking. This is literally the only way to do it. There is no Magic way out. This is how I quit Smoking. I just stopped.

>>35014419
Have fun wrecking your Body even further just because you are too weak to make a Change in Lifestyle and have Zero self Control. Just pray that your clogged up Heart survives the OP. You would save some Money for People who have actual illnesses if you didn't though

>>35014674
why are you trying to make me feel guilty
i'm not robbing an african kid of their stapler or something
your post tells me you have never gone through any hardships in your life

>>35014743
You are wasting medical resources just because this icecream makes you feel gud in your tum tum. You don't know shit about what I have been through. I actually faced many Problem without pussying out and choosing the easiest way possible. The fact that you think that you stuff your face every night with delicious Snacks and don't exercise constitutes to you as hardship is really all that everyone ever Needs to know about your character.

>fatfucks gain weight to have insurance pay for surgery instead of getting off their ass and losing weight via diet and exercise

Fuck you fat fucks. This is why insurance is so expensive because you have no self control to prevent something that is 100% preventable.

>>35014261
If you think about it , god kinda did destin him to eat that honey bun.