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Which animals would make the best girlfriends? I choose dolfins. They are kinda hot.
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>>35035436
>Which animals would make the best girlfriends?
orangutan
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well you're in luck, OP
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Lioness.
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>"Hop in the backseat Anon, We're going to Chuck E Cheese's. Want to come?"
wat do?
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Yeeeeeeeeeyyyyy
*hops in backseat*
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shota fetish ACTIVATED
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>>35035392
>Never asked to go to Chuck E Cheese's
FUCK YOU
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>tfw guitar players are a dime a dozen
>tfw want to play at a guitar center, but too scared of embarrassing myself
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>>35034681
Play bass
Looks better sounds better and you are at least semi original compared to the over saturation of guitar players
It should be relatively easy to transition considering you already play guitar
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>>35034681
Is this another new version of steamfeels thread?
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>>35034822
No, because we're not autistic videogame enthusiasts.
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If a slutty stacey offered you sex and your turned her down. Can you still call yourself a robot?
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>>35033762
"robots" are outcasts. You're just a redditor.
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>>35033762
Of course, bitch wants my organs.
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I think that's the truest kind of robot. To do that your hatred of woman has to be real, not just some sour grapes bullshit.
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How much of this could you eat in one sitting?
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All of it, probably. I weigh 80 kilograms but I've fairly tall and have a good metabolism I inherited from my grandpa. Though I'd probably be pretty stuffed. I always struggle with bread because it expands in your stomach or some shit.
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>>35033413
3 burgers max
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At least 4 burgers and one chips tray
>go to gas station to buy soda
>give change to girl at counter
>my hands are way larger and harsher than hers
>suddenly want to kill myself, hyperventilating in car all the way home
>shaving my face after taking a shower
>staring at my face in the mirror makes me start to cry
>seeing hair on my face makes me feel like throwing up
>crying gets more intense and I cut my face on accident
>boot up new vegasto do a legion unarmed run
>see male and female options at character creation
>stare at them for a few minutes
>chest starts hurting and gets worse longer I stare
>shut off the game
Do I have the tranny disease
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you are not a girl
keep telling yourself this and you will feel better
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>>35033507
I tell myself that constantly and it just makes me feel worse
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Sounds like you're on the fast path to suicide.
GL friendo
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I've seen many guys here talking about going to whores.
Just a reminder that whores are no different than your average roastie in mentality, even if they put up a facade for money.
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whores know exactly what they're signing up for, they're earning literally $100+ an hour for lying down
bitch doesn't know how good she's got it
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>>35028191
It's worse than that, she convinces herself that she's better than her job and deservers better.
It's beyond her to think it's her fault she's there, roasties just cannot take responsibility for anything.
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God prostitutes are disgusting cunts. If you've ever payed one of these things you should neck yourself immediately.
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Not an imouto general 2017-02-19 12:35:40 Post No.34980851
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Why haven't you hugged your sister/brother and told her you love her/him yet? Do it as soon as possible, preferably right now!imouto
onee
aneki
otouto
onii
aniki
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Tfw your onion boy won't hug you
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This better be a reincarnation of the previous thread.Why the fuck does every thread related to imoutocest get shut down? There's nothing wrong with PURE LOVE!!!
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>>34981037
It didn't get shut down, it died naturally
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So for Burgers who live in states with lax AoC Laws, and certain Yuropoors, how do you guys go around meeting High School girls after you're in/fresh out of College?
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They deliver. Just call Comet Ping Pong or Besta Pizza and ask for the Hot Dog special.
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>>35041898
I just hang around the local high-schools with my trenchcoat. The girls love me
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>>35041916
Anon, not like that.
I'd just rather meet 16/17 year olds, who are legal in my state, and pray that they're not used goods.
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My mommy caught me earlier while I was posting mean things about all of the normies that are on this board right now. She's making me say sorry. I don't want to but she's standing right here making me type this and post it. She also said that she wouldn't make me dindin if I don't do it. Ok here it goes: I'm sorry normies for saying mean things about you earlier.
Ok that's it (PS she also made me post this heart-hand pepe for you all)
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>>35041824
Tell your mom to post her ass, I need some new fap material
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>>35041824
pic + timestamp or it didn't happen
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>>35041838
>fap
Please return to Reddit immediately
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Why do normies do this? 2017-02-22 12:37:14 Post No.35041379
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I was in a university lunch break and I told my friends I had feelings for a weeb girl in my class.
They made fun of me and they fucking went up to the girl and started talking about how I am a bad person and all that shit (most of it was made up).
So why do they do this shit? They already have girlfriends and they knew why I liked her. To top it all of I saw open up 4chan once.
Sorry for bad grammar I am still pissed about this.
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>>35041379
because normies are assholes
normies don't like it when lesser people have nice things and so do everything they can to ruin it
best thing to do is not mix with em if ya like said girl then approach her but try not to be creepy about it
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>>35041454
Can you help me on a revenge plan?
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Sounds like they weren't good friends and for whatever reason you were incapable of realizing that
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>fuck up at work
>try to fix it on my own for weeks, finally blows up on my face and everyone finds out
>boss tells me the files I fucked up made the company lose MILLIONS of dollars
>thought he was going to yell at me but his voice was breaking up like he was about to burst into tears
>a 40 yr old man was about to start crying in front of me because he had never seen a disaster this big and he's been working here since he finished HS
>he has no idea what's going to happen to us
holy fuck I've never felt this scared.
I'm thinking just not going back there tomorrow and pretend I never worked there. is there any chance I could get sued or something?
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>>35041193
Holy shit anon. What happend? Where do you work at?
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>>35041193
I'd say it's pretty much guaranteed you're gonna get charged. good luck mate
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>>35041193
its not your fault if the files were that important the company should have been regularly backing them up on top of having cold storage.
What's the worst most illegal thing you've ever done?
Don't worry anon, no cops here, just neets, wagecucks and tranies
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i was born, thats it
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Accidentally saw some shit on Tor..
My friend and I won't ever forget it I think, but I'm not going to go into details becuz of v&
Here! Hate me for shilling my unpopular YouTube video on here instead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTkQaDKbdpc&feature=youtu.be
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>>35041191
drugs and graffiti
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Would you rape a woman for a million dollars? (I do NOT condone rape.)
Originalalalalaeo
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>>35041022
absolutely
originally original
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I would rape a woman for 10 dollars
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>>35041022
>>35041059
>>35041084
You disgust me. Low life trash.
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We literally CANNOT compete. It's not a fucking meme.
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?go pol
>see this
>go r9k
>see this
why bait??? so hard?????
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>>35041019
Is that a black guy or a really tan white guy?
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>>35041019
Nice try nigger. Go back to africa.
Niggers may be jacked but they'll never know what it feels like to have a father or money.