What's the worst most illegal thing you've ever done?

i was born, thats it

Accidentally saw some shit on Tor..
My friend and I won't ever forget it I think, but I'm not going to go into details becuz of v&

Here! Hate me for shilling my unpopular YouTube video on here instead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTkQaDKbdpc&feature=youtu.be

>>35041191
drugs and graffiti

>>35041191
drugs and stole cookie dough

Stealing credit cards online. From 8 year olds. Parents will beleive anything.

I never really did anything. I guess I got held up and didn't make it back to the car before the parking meter ran out of my shekels. Shit runt meter maid must have been sitting on it.

>>35041191
Committed arson by setting an abandoned car on fire near some train tracks.

>>35041284
How the fuck do you find child porn on accident? You will not find anything you are not looking for on the dark web.

>>35041400
Nice dubs my dude. May the dubs be forever in your possesion.

>>35041408
Clicking random links on a onion diretory like a retard I'd imagine.

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27KB, 1200x630px

>>35041191
Pirating games and movies. I'm such a bad boy.

>>35041191
Yeah, no.
Last time I told the truth in one of these threads I got permanently banned. I waited 4 months until my ban was lifted.

>>35041821
Just do it anon, don't let ur dreams be memes. Tell us

>>35041821
I'm guessing it's cp cause that's the only banable thing here

>>35041191
Raped a girl when I was 10.
Told the story here yesterday but then the thread got deleted.
Surprised I didn't get banned desu

>>35041971
What if she raped you, How old was she?
How did you even manage it? When you're under 14 your Dick is like 1 inch, why did you do it anyway? I only started getting urges at 12/13

>>35042072
It was completely out of curiosity and it was a child, around 3 or 4
Still regret it to this day.

>>35042107
What the fuck, this can't be true

>>35042107
the youngest person to give birth was 5.75 and the second youngest was 6

It would be weird if you broke that record

>>35042124
I greentexted it yesterday and I would do it again but I'd rather not run the risk of getting banned.
I can however assure you that it is true.

>>35042198
I think I would know if the girl had a kid since then.
It was over a decade ago.

>>35041191

Solicitation. Its actually probably the only illegal thing I've done.

I was at a night club in Amsterdam, my friends disappeared, I lost my purse and I had no money for a taxi back to my hotel.

I was standing outside the club looking for my friends, a guy thought I was on the job, offered me money. I was freezing cold and it was lashing rain, so 10 mins of time I recouped the cost of the night out and had enough money to get back to the hotel.

>>35042238
Yeah, of all the fucked up and illegal shit someone could do, yours is the most deplorable. You should probably kill yourself at the earliest opportunity.

>>35042294
Yeah, I should totally kill myself for something that I did when I had no idea about what I was actually doing and the repercussions of it.
Great idea retard.

>>35041191
smoked weed

broke into an abandoned attic in my friend's dorm building

thats pretty much it my dude

>>35042315
>10 years old
>forcing yourself on a 3 or 4 year old
>didn't know what you were doing

Yeah, I don't believe you. Please just find the nearest bridge.

>>35042345
Wishes don't always come true.
Sorry anon.

>>35042359
I mean, you can go your ENTIRE LIFE, for years, knowing you're a piece of shit, or just the next hour. Up to you.

>>35042407
What I did may have been awful but I know I'm not nearly as much of a piece of shit as you want to believe I am.
Keep trying though.

>>35041616
>>35041284

>literally hundreds of thousands of links, over a million depending on link repository
>literally 99% are dead links
>literally no way he's telling the truth

t. used to be obsessed with the deep web. I was addicted to clicking dead links, and would get a rush when I would find something even mildly fucked up. I get really defensive whenever I see some "crazy hacker XD" who claims to have found cp on the deep web bc I know they are lying.