Animal gf

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>>35035436
>Which animals would make the best girlfriends?

orangutan

well you're in luck, OP

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Lioness.

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PRoabably a gorilla. Gorilla males have small dicks so you'll always be able to impress her

>>35035507
You a dolfin!?

>>35035534
anon, a regular domestic violence episode can easily turn into a bloodbath if you choose that

gonna have to go with human here, unfortunately
but some of them can pretend to be woolly mammoths or grasshoppers

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>>35035807
>this is the closest real life counterpart to a shortcake goblin sex slave
>you will have to paint it green too

>>35035436

Dolphins are intelligent, clearly they wouldn't be attracted to a retard who can't even spell their name properly

>>35036063
>Dolphins are intelligent, clearly they wouldn't be attracted to a retard who can't even spell their name properly

holy shit
OP anally BTFO
OP can NEVER recover from this

Leopard seals.

>>35036129
you have a fat fetish anon?

>>35036063

TIL Dolphins are natures grammar nazis...

>>35035436
Dogs best gf. Horses best boyfrend.
>>35035507
>>>/r/dolphinconspiracy