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I've seen many guys here talking about going to whores.
Just a reminder that whores are no different than your average roastie in mentality, even if they put up a facade for money.
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whores know exactly what they're signing up for, they're earning literally $100+ an hour for lying down

bitch doesn't know how good she's got it
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>>35028191
It's worse than that, she convinces herself that she's better than her job and deservers better.
It's beyond her to think it's her fault she's there, roasties just cannot take responsibility for anything.
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God prostitutes are disgusting cunts. If you've ever payed one of these things you should neck yourself immediately.
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>YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING A STRANGERS BLOOD ALL OVER YOU?
>OH MY GOD, GROW UP!
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Jesus fucking Christ, I knew they were disgusting but not this disgusting.

And the worst thing is that she's got the exact same mindset of the typical woman nowadays, so you can extrapolate that they're all disgusting whores.

I really didn't need to see that shit.
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I've fucked more than 60 literal whores,ask me anything.

I still consider myself a robot because I always spent money to being able to get sex,technically I'm still a KHHV that never had a relationship.

No,I don't have any diseases.
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>>35028177
I've fucked whores in the past. She is ok, except the blood part.
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I'm starting a Gary Ridgway fan club.
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>>35028394
>She is ok
If you standard are set so low just to have sex then it's better to die a virgin.
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>>35028177
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
tumblr perpetual victims and complainers
i wonder if those bitches would have anything to talk about if they weren't complaining about some non-issue
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>>35028304
Okay, if she can't see why someone would be upset that she's left blood on them, she's an idiot.
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>>35028412
>woman feels emotion
>it's super serious
>man feels emotion
>it's a joke
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>>35028499
It's just how a roastie's mind works:
>It's never my fault
>eveything I feel and do should be respected
>what men feel and do should not
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If you're not willing to drink period blood directly from the source you're literally not a man, figuratively speaking.
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>>35028412
What the hell? This just cruel. Who exactly is the target audience for this comic? Other whores?

Basically it just seems like she's shitting on the people who essentially give her free money.
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>>35028177
>wah I'm suffering the consequences of own life choices

Fuck
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Why does she keep insisting that sex work is great when it's clear she despises all men, and especially her customers? Also, why would someone choose to follow a comic which is just the author whining every panel (a la Assigned Male)?
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>>35028590
>Who exactly is the target audience for this comic? Other whores?
Yes. Other whores.
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To make 10 grand for a weekend,you had to suck off 10 guys...

And she wants sympathy. I need to stock shelves at night in a supermarket for 6 nights a week for 12 weeks and I can only do it for that long because my rate of pay is 24 an hour. Pardon me for laughing at you,ma'am and your delusions. Milk a cock for a half hour and get a grand?

God put our penises too close to our wallets!
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Post more. I want to be angry
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>>35028737
Just go to the link.
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>>35028412

Ah yes, even hookers have superiority complexes. Never fall for the woman meme.
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I just read through all the comics and there's nothing particularly off-putting about them; it's just a whore talking about her job. Was pretty interesting actually, thanks for the link. I'm not surprised that it's sending you guys into conniptions, though, since you bizarro-tumblrinas get offended by a fucking stiff breeze.
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>>35028776
Thanks for the shitpost roastie, you can go now.
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>>35028725
>To make 10 grand for a weekend,you had to suck off 10 guys...
That's more than the yearly salary in my country... Jesus Christ.
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>>35028796
Thanks for using the classic 'you must be a female' defense, it really shows how incapable you are of making any real argument.
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why does she "sell sex" if she hates her job, her customers, and effect it has on her mental health?
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>>35028818
>making any real argument.
You didn't make one in the first place. But tell me, are you a roastie?
Not that it would be such a big mistake anyway, numales and roasties have the same amount of masculinity in them.
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>>35028827
Because she literally can't do anything else.
Her only value is her vagina and she deludes herself to be somehow better than that and worthy of respect.
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>>35028818
>gross generalisations in your post
>childish insults designed to attack male pride
>using "big words" to make yourself appear more intelligent than you are
Yep, you're a female
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>>35028776
most of them are just kinda bad but you can't seriously think >>35028412 isn't super shallow
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>>35028827
Free money, mongoloid.
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>>35028872
You understand that she's providing a service in exchange for money, yes?

Are you 15?
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>hating on someone who's obviously just trying to cope with her suicidal thoughts because of her acute awareness of her own worthlessness
i mean she's a cunt but come on, no need to kick someone while they're already down. you're better than that boys
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>>35028883
Please point me to a single panel where she's providing anything that a hole in the wall can't, and the wall doesn't even have a permanent bitchface.
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>>35028818

The comics demonstrate the deep seated hatred women have for men that aren't Chad. The disgust, the belittling attitude, the heir of superiority, which is ironic considering they're prostitutes.

Its a reflection of our gynocentric societies' hatred of men, period. Any sign of weakness, and a man is to be mercilessly torn apart, even by a god damned whore who has sex for money. That's what's offensive.
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>>35028905
Can you guess how I know you have a tiny penis? :)
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>>35028922
Because you saw him fucking your mom.
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>>35028898
she can find a job doing literally anything else, but chose to sell her body for good money. she's a big girl and can think for herself. I have no sympathy for someone who whines about something they can stop

>>35028922
see >>35028867
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>>35028191
I'm pretty sure she knows how good she's got it, otherwise she wouldn't be doing it

>>35028230
>convinces herself that she's better than her job
literally nothing indicates this

>>35028304
>getting this triggered by a comic about a funny thing that happened during a whoring session
wew lad, get help

>>35028482
You mean like how /r9k/ is exclusively made up of perpetual victims and complainers about non-issues? I don't think you would have anything to talk about either.

>>35028513
Yes, all emotions men feel are jokes, it's impossible that this one guy was just acting dumb and got made fun of for it.

>>35028523
Sounds just like robots on this board.

>>35028590
What's cruel about it, exactly?

>>35028645
>it's clear she despises all men
Nope, but it is clear that you love jumping to bizarre conclusions about women.

>>35028847
I have a GF. I'd have to say I probably have more 'masculinity' than a sad virgin like you.

>>35028867
>assuming anyone who disagrees with you is a female
Yep, you're a robot

>>35028905
>The comics demonstrate the deep seated hatred women have for men that aren't Chad
Your post demonstrates the deep seated delusion you have about women
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>>35028941
Considering your incredible zeal to defend this disgusting woman at any cost, it's clear you're a roastie

Why are you so embarrassed to admit you're a female, yet defend females so much?
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>>35028941
back to lolcow spergroast
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>>35028941
>I have a GF. I'd have to say I probably have more 'masculinity' than a sad virgin like you.

Then you'd be wrong. Submitting yourself to the whining of a woman, even as another woman, is the exact opposite of being masculine.
On top of being pathetic, you're even autistic, look at this dumb post of yours.
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>>35028922

Not an argument. The size of anyone's penis here is irrelevant to the discourse.
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>>35028922
Shouldn't you be working on the corner?
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>whores trying humanize themselves and act like they're above their joes

fucking lol. I hope people read this shit and treat whores even more like dirt. what a pile of egotistical crap for someone who sucks dicks for a living.
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>>35028962
Oh yeah, posting on 4chan shows 'incredible zeal' and puts me at great cost.

>>35028972
I dunno man, I'd say getting regular sex is fairly masculine.

>>35029082
>the irony of a NEET who mooches off of his parents for a living looking down on anyone else
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>draw guy with creepy facial expressions and a fedora to cast him as a scumbag
>all he does is try to make casual conversation and offers feedback on her work

What the fuck is this dude supposed to be guilty of other than being a poor lonely dissatisfied fuck in what is probably a soulless job that makes him ponder suicide every week?

For fuck sake woman, you just made like $400 in an hour out of a guy that probably worked 12 hours or more for it.

You're working in a brothel, so you're about as safe as you can possibly be in this job, and you're STILL crying in the shower?

If it's so fucking bad, go work 9-5 at mcdonalds.

Oh, what's that? It pays a fraction of money for 10x the work? Yeah, no shit. But I never saw anyone show much sympathy for the poor fucks working in there.

Get over yourself and learn to take some fucking pride in your work.
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>>35028304
>you're immature for not wanting menstrual blood all over you

who does this delusional bitch think she is
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>>35029099
Making multiple posts filled with immature insults is zealous, yeah

A real chad is beneath making fun of betas on 4chan
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>>35029099
Is your gf a hooker?
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>>35029099
>I dunno man, I'd say getting regular sex is fairly masculine.

That's what whores do.
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>>35029105
he is guilty of treating her exactly what she is
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>>35029099

What this anon means by getting regular sex.
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>>35029156
there is literally nothing wrong with pegging
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All her comics are pretty much the same

>I hate my job
>my clients are pathetic
>I am so much better than my clients

I really don't want to hold this against her. I think it is her way of dealing with being a hooker and basically getting demeaned every day.
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>>35029105
If you didn't have autism and were able to read basic social cues, you might understand that he was smugly mocking her the whole time.

>>35029117
Never said I was a Chad, buddy. I must disagree with you that spending a few minutes posting on 4chan is zealous in any way.

>>35029137
Nope.

>>35029151
Wow, you really showed me.

>>35029156
>anyone who isn't a raging misogynist exclusively gets in in the ass
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>>35028725

I'd suck off ten dudes for ten fucking grand holy shit whores are entitled
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>>35028941
tl;dr, can anyone give me a quick rundown?
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>>35029197
>Wow, you really showed me.
I know.
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>>35029218
Mentally challenged roastie sperging out about robots.
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>>35028725
Who the fuck charges $1k for a blowjob?
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>>35029218
Robots are lunatics who have meltdowns reading webcomics.
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>>35029218
She's a triggered lesbian with autism.
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>>35029240
>meltdowns
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>>35028962
because he is whiteknight faggot.
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>>35029230
>>35029245
>robots still incapable of putting up any argument other than 'anyone who disagrees with me is a woman'
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>>35028941
>replying to multiple posters
disgusting
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>>35028941
>>35029197
>>35029240
You really can't take criticism, can you?
If you don't want people to shit on your comic, don't write a shitty comic.
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>>35029099
>implying a cock sucking cumbucket is in any way better than a neet

lmao. great job on the (You) baiting
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>>35029263
>putting up any argument
You first.
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>>35029263
>roastie still incapable of putting any argument other than if you disagree with me you're a creep/NEET/robot//autist/loser
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>>35029263
nobody takes numales seriusly, not even robots.
please cease to exist.
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Thinking about prostitution makes me want to wipe out humanity
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>>35028922
EXACTLY the point he was making.
Right here
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This was the push I needed to make up my mind about whether to hate prostitutes or to pity them.
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>Don't call me a prostitute because it hurts my feefees
Why are whores so annoying?
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>>35029481
>Full Service

I have literally never in my life heard anyone use this term.

>a creepy slur

It literally just means 'for sale'
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>>35029481
they want society to pretend their job is glamorous and that they are princesses just for having a vagina

typical woman
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>>35028725
>ten grand in one night

Suck off ten dude? Bitch I'd suck off 30.

TEN GRAND.

That's half my yearly earnings, you cunt. 6 months 9-5 monday to friday, and these girls are making it in ONE FUCKING NIGHT?

Holy fucking shit, how can these women not realize how fucking good they have it?

TEN. FUCKING. GRAND.
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>>35028412
>Males with emotional suffering are funny

Sick bitch.
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>>35029608
It's kind of upsetting. These women get paid huge amounts of money for nothing, often by preying on the rejects of society, spend their days playing Bioware RPGs and watching cheap TV-dramas and then have the gall to complain about it and demean those that enable their lifestyle.
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>>35028904
sucking a dick is really exhausting
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Do women really hate men this much?

This is just a bitter feminist hooker thing, right?
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>>35029759
>lol @ this loser thinking I could possibly be in any way even slightly be physically attracted to him

Wow, what a punchline.

Jesus fucking christ, she does nothing but try to cast herself as superior to her clients.
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What the hell? I never would have guessed that whores can be lesbian. Somehow I always assumed that if they fuck men they are hetero.
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At least not every opinion she has is stupid.
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>>35029813
no all of them are this way

it's like being a call center operator after going through so many people(men) each day. you don't think of them as human any more and just annoyances you extract certain responses from.
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>>35029843
>What the hell? I never would have guessed that whores can be lesbian. Somehow I always assumed that if they fuck men they are hetero.

Next you're gonna tell me you think all the dudes in gay porn are actually gay.
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>>35029857
Why must life be this way?
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>>35029877
You're better off killing yourself, maybe it's better in the next life for you.
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>>35029843
She became a "lesbian" after she started being a whore.
Homosexuality is either the effect of parental abuse or a choice.
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>>35029813
There are two avenues, currently

1. Traditionalism
The man is a slave
2. Feminism
The man is an enemy

And one leads to another
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>>35029885
I'm not far from that to be honest.

I'm staying just to spite the people who would be happy to know somebody like me died.
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>>35028827
Onion man reporting in.
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>>35028304
a true warrior does not fear blood on the battlefield
this is a wholly oreganical comet
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>>35029921
1 March is when I'm going, you should think about it too. There's nothing here for us, but maybe there is afterwards. Even eternal sleep sounds more appealing, but I'm hopeful for something more.
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>>35028827
me the piss man
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Reminds me of a tale from my ancient past...

I was in New York City,early evening,around midtown,heading to the Port Authority Bus terminal to catch a ride back to New Jersey. A woman stops me:blond,20s,meaty sexbomb body,dressed provocativly and well. She says to me,"I wonder if you can help me...I need money." Danger Will Robinson,Danger! I ask how much. "Oh $250 or so. I have to pay rent." I ask her how she"normally" got money,and she tells me she's a stripper. I roll my eyes.

You shake your ass on a stage and men throw money at you,yet you are looking for money from ME? Put in some overtime! You have Alladin's lamp already,so rub it 'til the money falls out! " A chubby 40 something manlet waddles out of thehi rise she came out of,and notices me ranting at the poor defensless woman. "Is there a problem here?",he asks.

"Yea,"I reply,walking off. ""She needs money for rent".
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>>35029982
johnny neptune?
/our psychotic old man/
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>>35029759

But her tastes are SO nerdy and sophisticated.

Rick and Morty?! Elementary!? We've got a regular savant here folks. She is obviously leagues above the plebs who pay to use her holes.
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anytime i remember jack the ripper slashing up whores into a billion pieces makes me roar with laughter
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>>35028905
yeah, she hates anyone who isn't Chad!
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>>35029886
>homosexuality is a choice
Come on bro, even the church doesn't push this bullshit anymore.
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>>35030207
>fat fucker
>works at restaurant
>uses meme speak like shan't
>is nice to him

DELETE THIS
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>>35030207
See that? Their favorite type of male. I told you, faggots. I dun TOLD you that robits and tumblr roasties were too damn similar to be enemies.

And I mean actual robots, not these nubots that are just moronic and spoiled reddit spillover normies.
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>>35029156
I'd peg him desu.
He's got a face that is both attractive and highly bulliable.
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This comic right here says a lot.

>please hooker god let there be something wrong with him

She is desperate to feel superior to every guy she serves. She is looking for any flaw she can find to tell herself that she's better than them, that they don't deserve her, that their only way they could possibly be worthy of her presence is by paying her.

She is legitimately uncomfortable when she encounters a guy she can't immediately nitpick into the ground for some reason or another.

>>35030207
Hate is a strong word. This the kind of client she's most comfortable with - someone who's juuuuust undesirable enough for to easily detach herself from and feel casually superior to ('I'm happy you're excited' - ie; she is not excited and everyone needs to know this fact), and just likeable enough that she isn't repulsed by him.
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>>35030309
maybe she doesn't want them to be good looking because she doesn't want to remember he real world life of mutual love, intimacy, and respect she destroyed forever for a handful of shekels.
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>>35030309
Nice break down. I just hope that the whore who draws this crap is still in the thread.
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>>35028177

What do you call five dead prostitutes?

A good start.

Fucking street rats, spreading diseases. Jack the Ripper had the right idea.
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>>35030262
Yeah their favorite type of male is the one that pays the bill and acts as an emotional tampon. Yet this doesn't mean that this is the male she's attracted to.
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>>35030404
I place them slightly above women who are promiscuous with a whore's load of men for absolutely no reason.
But both are vermin.
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>>35030309
>smoker
>smells nice
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>>35030309

>Putting your mouth on a hooker's Pussy and ass

Why
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>>35029861
is this the excuse you use to save your ego from the gay label when you have anal sex with another man?
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>>35030091
Not him,but I was suspected of being him before,since I am a regular here and post stuff when I can.

Who is Johnny Neptune?
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There's nothing like waking up, with a dead whore in your trunk.
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>>35028941
When you reply to more than 3 people at once, your post becomes emberassing to read.
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we should send dead hooker jokes to her and describe in intricate detail what we'd do to the corpse of a hooker
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>>35030529
Or maybe she just doesn't want to do another job?
Why get a "normal job" if you can make six figures by merely existing?
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>>35030589
And it shows you're a woman. kek
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>>35030600
Why complain as if you had no choice then?
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>>35030309

I suspect the johns who are keen to this would take their business to more enthusiastic whores.
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>the whores you pay to fuck think they're superior to you
Women really are a mistake
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>>35028177
If I rage, do I lose?
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Find out who this whore is and then every anon should pay a visit to her and fuck her, then take your money back and not pay her and then beat the shit out of her if she resists.
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>tfw was thinking of losing my virginity to a whore but now I'd probably get more pleasure denying them my money and staying pure
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>>35030652

But she likes bioware games, is "gay" and into feminist activism anon! She's a one in a million tumblr girl and is very, very special.
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>>35030757
Why does the whores opinion matter to you so much? Isn't it about you?
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>>35030309
>please hooker god let there be something wrong with him

After thinking about this one a bit, I think I understand it more, and it's not just that she needs to look down on men.

Consider the OP comic, with a bunch of Johns getting under her skin. Then consider the following quote (attributed to actor Errol Flynn):

Q: "Why would a man like you, who could have any woman he wanted, pay for sex?"
A: "I don't pay them for sex, I pay them to go away afterwards."

Having an attractive client who has the whole package reminds her that she's not a Full Service sex worker. She really is just a whore, paid to go away afterwards.
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>>35028590
>Free money
As a guy who has done sex work I can tell you it isn't "free money". It's easier than being a wage cuck but fucking ugly people and faking your interest in them is exhausting.
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>rather sell her body and risk getting some pretty nasty diseases than just work a regular job
y
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>>35030797
would love to hire the cutie on lower middle.
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>>35030870
She propably makes twice as much as the average household.
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>>35030773
And she is a Terry Pratchett fan. And draws!

Rare to the point of uniqueness.
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Reminder that she (and other whores) has the 'Right' to vote
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>>35030565
Johnny Neptune is an old man who pretty much knows everything because of how intelligent and alpha he is. I also think he has a son named jet who tripped here for a while (not sure though)
It's always nice to read his posts because they are pretty interesting. At best I learn something but at worst I get a good laugh. Which in my book makes him a good poster
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>>35029177
>married for seven years and a lesbian
what the fuck...I don't understand
am I retarded for being shocked? Is this normal?
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>>35030806
care to expand?
any fun stories?
any really, un-fun stories?
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>>35030437
woops didnt see this, sorry m8, you can have your comment back pls dont report me to authorities
>>35031058
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>>35030232
its a fact for the majority of woman
being lesbian is a choice
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>>35028725
>>35028808
>>35029214
>>35029608
Are you fucking retarted? Clearly they don't earn ten grand for sucking ten guys, she's using a hyperbole you fuckers
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>>35031024
I'm 51,not quite an old man imho,and I've seen some things,and I come here to distribute the hard won Cosmic Ninja Wisdom to my fellow alien entities found here in all of 4chan,not just in /r9k/ . And I'm occasionally amusing,but don't tell anyone.
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>>35029218
>rothschilds pay to fuck her cunt
>has alien clients
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control's US with an iron but fair vagina
>Own brothels & strip clubs globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient roastie blood line
>Will bankroll the first brothels on Mars
>Own 99% of abortion facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be aborted by prostitutes like her
>She is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a slutty succubus who will ascend to Earth and will bring an era of lust and degenerate leftist "progress" with them
>She owns Nanopenis R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Whorebots inside you right now
>She is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the brothel in Wilkes land?
>She learned fluent ebonics in under a week
>Nation states entrust their latex reserves with the twins. There's no latex in Ft. Durex, only Ft. Whore
>She is about 2 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, she is timeless whore existing in all points of time and space from the big bang (pun intended) to the end of the universe.
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whores consider whoring a normal job

they dont even flintch and still get married and have the same life you have

they are pretty much living a better life than you while laying in bed

CODE MY BOY CODE FOR THOSE BUCKS!!! WERE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRUHH!!!
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>>35031719
FUUUUUAAAAAAAAARK BRAHHH U MIRIN
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>>35031197
>51,not quite an old man

Christ, dad. What are you doing on 4chan?
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>sex """""""worker""""""
A male at least has to get and maintain an erection. Through her comics this whore has admitted to not even lubricate her cunt.
What's the work she does, exactly? Does she produce anything? And she has the gall to call herself a socialist, when in a socialist/communist society she would be put to work in the factories.

Moreover, she is clearly getting mentally destroyed by this work.
Utter proof is how she tries to deceive herself into being lesbian when that is not even a choice, she's probably just a girl that her own life choices has put in such disgusting situations as to not being able to trust men again.
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>>35028177
>http://brothelgirl.tumblr.com/tagged/brothel-girl-comix


I was actually thinking this was just a rather faggy little comic drawn by a "lah tee tahh tum. Gosh my job is hard" but otherwiuse honest whore and then I'm scrolled about haldway fucking down and notice that she's shoehorning her "don't judge me while I also judge literally everyone I interact with and la tee tah isnt my job just the most important and hardest and most honorable and most gritty and most feminist while also being oppressive" fucking SHIT onto the works of terry pratchett.


Pratchett is one of my favourite fucking authors and she's coopting his shit about why "the ank morpork city watch is the best police force EVAH because she thinks its pro-whore....fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>They swear an oath to the citzenry, not the gubermint.
Bitch, you fucking quoted the oath in the comic, NO THEY DONT. And even if they theoretically did it is clearly established canon that half the time they were just thugs for the government
>Its run by a committed socialist, sam vimes...
Bitch, he isn't a fucking socialist nor is he naive about the working class. He doesn't even want a fucking democracy.
>The watch has transgender people in it like cheery littlebottom...
BITCH SHES NOT TRANSGENDER SHE IS A FEMALE FUCKING DWARF, if you had READ THE BOOKS you'd know that all dwarfs have beards and prefer not to discuss sex at all, so cheery is, in fact, merely showing sexual dimorphism when she notices that human females are allowed to show it too..

It just goes on and on and on with her FORCING her feminist shit into what is clearly the ONE BOOK of the discworld series she's read. Makes me fucking puke.

Pic very fucking related.
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>>35028412
>guy grows a conscience
>women finds this laughable

no wonder eve followed the serpent they're literally paradise destroyers
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>>35028304
if there's one person's blood I trust on my genitals it would be a prostitute's
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>>35030091
I don't know what is more pathetic... the Fact that you think everyone better than you is me, or just the Fact that everyone is better than

Keep your pants on Pal, I've fucked many a dancer but unlike this chump they Pay Me
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>ugly, small penis, black guy
>look up ads on backpage, ter, etc.
>NO BLACK GUYS, NO A. A. men

I guess my only option for putting my dick into something is a guy.
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>>35032183
Or a horse. Get some of that sweet mare pussy.
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>>35028177
>wasting your hard earn money on whores


camwhore true colors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1zJearXAlk
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>>35031099
She says $500 isn't even enough for anything. That's what I make in a week on a good week and that's not even enough to get her to suck your dick. Fuck I hate whores.
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>>35032183
>NO A. A. men

What does that mean?
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>>35032375
no african americans
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>>35032375
anonymous alcoholic
auto attack
americas army
american airlines
anti aliasing
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>>35031039
>married for seven years and a lesbian

yes women are whores and it happens video related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuS5m15MdsU
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@35028941
The fact that you replied to all of these is a womanly fashion deserves a (you) :^)
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>>35028725
>$1000 for a blowjob

KEK she probably makes $20 p/bj
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>>35029813

>Do women really hate men this much?

well just look at feminism that is their true colors.
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>>35030207
no no no this is her fav client, not fav male. I.E a fucking loser she can rip off who makes her job really easy.
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>>35032313
It's all bullshit you know

High class hookers are the only ones getting 1000s and they are all 14-22 years old and only fuck rich businessmen

You can tell by her depiction of her clientelle that she's giving 40 dollar blowjobs
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>>35029481
Prostitute is literally the technical term for it. I don't understand.
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>>35032313
She's not saying that $500 isn't enough for anything. She's just commenting that she doesn't like the "What can I get" type questioning.
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>>35032107
>shooping your jaw bigger
sad desu
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>>35032705
>walk into car dealership
>ask the salesman what can I get for 500 quid
>he doesn't like my attitude and tells me to get out
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>>35032705
What's wrong with this type of questioning? It is what she is selling after all.
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>>35031926
The dwarf thing triggered me too.

I miss Terry Pratchett ):
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>>35028827
I hate my job too, but I love the things I can buy with it: like food, shelter, and alcohol.
Before you tell me to get another job, look at all the losers here who can't even get one job, let alone an enjoyable one.
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>>35032313
>complains how her clients are smelly unattractive shits
>nah, 500 dollars is not enough for me
ha
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I have to admit, it's actually fun to see her desperation to prove to herself and everyone else that she's better than all her costumers. You're a prostitute, it just doesn't go much lower than that.
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>>35029177
Married for 7 years and is a lesbian? If youre a lesbo why the fuck did you choose to suck dick for a living?
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>>35028177
>Just a reminder that whores are no different than your average roastie in mentality
No one goes to whores because their different, they go to whores for the sex they'll never be able to have normally
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>>35028304

What did his age have to do with anything? Isn't it women who hate how old they are?
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>>35029105

400 in 12 hours? I fucking wish.
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>>35029177

>blowjob with a condom on

People pay for this?
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>>35028412

I laughed a little.
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Welp.

I think this killed my remaining interest in the "hobby".

Being honest, with hookers being terrible at scheduling and overall being flaky, it's just reminded me that even if you're "Greatguy McGreaterguy", they're going to be as unenthusiastic as possible and try to get out of doing everything they can.

>>35033562
It's exceedingly common, especially among high-ish class girls who get a lot of traffic.
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>>35032705
So you're telling me that now whores need to be conquered with a gentlemen attitude too? Fuck ytou, I'm paying for this shit.
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>>35033606
This. I mean come on that IS kind of funny
I mean are those comics even supposed to have a real message or are they just supposed to be confusing bait
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>>35028827

I'm "nutty man". She didn't draw me.
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>>35030309

Lmao wow. Uuu
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>>35031784
Where else would he go, my man? Give us suggestions because when I'm that old I will want a place better than this to go too.
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>>35028827
Most tumblristas are mentally ill.
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>>35033711

It's not bait, it's based on truth.

Hence why I'm laughing.
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>>35030806
>tfw did gay sex work and was able to enjoy every client I had regardless of how they looked or what equipment they had
You're really not a good whore if you have to fake it. Amateur.
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>>35029177
I know this picture is 5 hours old but you can't be a lesbo if you're having sex with men.
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Welp. I'm doing right by not going to hookies. It's a lot of fun but hey.

Save that money.
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>>35033894
miracle homosexuality cure discovered by 4chan tripfag, progressives HATE him, click here to learn how
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>>35029481
"full service"? That's dated. You're supposed to call them "companionship engineers" now
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I wonder if she thinks that they'll be a Prince Charming at the end of the tunnel.

I wonder if she ever thinks her Prince Charming is actually onion man.
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>>35028177

I hope someone kills this stupid whore or she gets arrested.
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>>35031039
>>35033287
>>35033894
I thought about it on the toilet and it's actually pretty obvious.

If you whore yourself out to people you are attracted to, your sense of attraction is leveraged against you and you eventually become jaded and broken because you're a career prostitute.

If you whore yourself out to the sex you're not attracted to, you don't have that problem and can fuck your chosen gender on your off-time without suffering ill associations with them. Also it makes the job a lot more mechanical and formal (for you; you still have to act for the client of course)

After all, who enjoys being a prostitute in the first place
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>>35034096
this and other points in the thread

basically this all just bullshit to protect her little whore ego
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>>35034093

Oh leave her alone. What did you expect.
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>I refuse to fantasize at work
>I refuse to get wet
There's not liking your job, and then there's actively working to hate your job. Hell, if shouting out "Wubba lubba dub dub!" made your day easier while I'm plowing you, I'd do it.
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>>35034096
Well you're still taking a dick in the axe wound so you are not a lesbo.
>>35033933
Now everyone will know a good ducking will make females straight. We must tell everyone.
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>>35034183
if I put my dick in your ass, does that mean you're gay?
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>>35034050
She doesn't. 1) She's a lesbian, and 2) she's already had encounters with many "Prince Charmings" who wanted to be with her for real, but due to #1 and being a bitch in general, din't care.
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>>35034167

Whores with a swollen sense of self importance and ego deserve to get a hammer to the head.

They are worthless pieces of human trash that are comparative to disease ridden park pigeons.
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>>35034168
forgot to add revelent pic
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>>35034209

Makes sense.

>>35034212

And you are...?
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>>35034250

Spot the roasty get the fuck out you worthless whore.
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>>35034167
>>35034209
kys prostitute bitch
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>>35034212

Nm, you're probably chocolate man. Onion man would never be this mean desu.
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>>35034265
>>35034274

Nope, I'm "wannabe Prince Charming" guy.

She didn't make a comic about me though. Well maybe one.
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>>35034199
If I just let you do it then yes that make me gay. But I highly doubt you can make me go gay.
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>>35028177
While she's a pretty distasteful person it's clear that this is just a method of blowing off steam for her.
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>>35034297
Would you suck my dick for a million dollars?
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>>35034296

>white knighting
>want to treat human filth like royalty

kill yourself
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>>35034219
What is even happening there? Do whores always use lube? Is that sweat?
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>>35034324

I treat everyone equally. I don't know where you got royalty from.

I was born with a shield and a Morningstar in my hand.
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>>35034219
You have to be some level of wet to take a dick. This person does not know how axe wounds work.
>>35034307
Million to just suck a dick? That's a lot of money for a NEET. I have to think about that for a few hours.
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>>35028177
If they don't like doing it why don't they get an actual fucking job?
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>>35034356
then by your logic you're gay
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>>35034354

Don't forget to tip your fedora on the way out.
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>>35031680
Underrated. Here's your complimentary (You).
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>>35034409

I'll have to buy a new one. Any recommendations?
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>>35034423
Just buy a MAGA hat.
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>>35032313

>$500
>going rate of normal hookers is like $60-$80 for a half an hour or a full hour
>implying a slightly better looking hole is worth several times the normal rate

jej
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>>35034388
Nah at most I would be bi. And that would be if I did it. Plus 1 million would make a ton of dudes "gay" then.
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>>35034482

That's Donald's mojo.

I, have my own.

*teleports into you*
*tips*
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>>35033894

>filtered

Not because of your post, just because you're an attention whore.
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>>35034496
>Plus 1 million would make a ton of dudes "gay" then.
then why do you assume a female prostitute for men who is a lesbian, can't actually be a lesbian
self-contradicting retarded tripfag
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>>35034507
Fine, fuck you. I teleported into your mother last night and she loved my MAGA hat.
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>>35034527

Oh okay. It's not like I early voted or anything.

Or realize that I don't need to wear a hat to tell people who I voted for, months after election night.
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>>35034354

>morning-star
>not superior multi-purpose halberd
>punctures, cuts, and crushed depending on configuration
>superior range

It's literally like you don't want to endowed with land by your lord. Fucking plebian. I bet you're just an autist peasant soldier.
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>>35028177

I wonder how loose and sloppy her axe wound is?

I also wonder why anyone would pay to fuck it?
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>>35034599

>people pay to fuck a hole fucked by 1000 other men
>They will also pay to lick and/or suck these holes

This is more disgusting than any shock image or gore video
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>>35034569

Can't be a White Knight without a shield bruh. They refused to give me a sword because I am not to be trusted with sharp blades.

Not everyone can be a mounted halberd wielding knight, Chad.

You wanna go ? You want somma dis...boy.
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>>35034519
She is not a lesbo. She is bi. You can't fuck both genders and just say you're straight.
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>>35034616

When you are a desperate degenerate I guess you will do just about anything.

Still, a fleshlight is cheaper and less likely to give you an STI. If you must pay to pound a sloppy hole you can just toss to the side why not just do that?
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>>35034640
you easily can if you do it for money, did you forget what you just typed?
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>>35034616
Some guys just want quick and easy sex without having to date and what not. But the putting your mouth on her is disgusting.
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>social justice shit are even ruining hookers now

jesus fucking christ
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>>35034637

holy shit gtfo

>implying you wouldn't get rekted by calvary
>laughing_wenches.tapestry

Go back to oiling trebuchets and laying stone on castle walls, pleb.
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Tumblr brothel girl making fun of her regulars just means she expects someone much better than them as a life partner.

I think there's a shortage of single men and also a vast surplus of them.
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>>35034671
She is not a lesbo. No idea why you're trying to fight this.
>>
whores don't have souls
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>>35034697

You're all talk without your fancy war horse.

That's okay, I didn't feel like cleaning your brains off my skull crusher anyway.
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>>35034656
>less likely to give you an STI.
how the fuck would you ever get an STI from a fleshlight?
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>>35034746
>he does not know fleshlights are whores that let anyone and everyone inside of them
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>>35034746
whoah buddy, okay we get it, Mr Richie Rich over here, fuckin, "oh look at me I buy my own fleshlight from licensed vendors instead of making them out of rubber gloves and corn starch and sharing them with my bros" fuck off bigshot
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>>35034746

Yeast infection or some shit like that from not cleaning it properly
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>>35034788
do you share your fleshlights with your friends, you huge faggot?
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>>35034788
Why is doggo so fat?
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>>35028191
In one image she's shown turning down 500 from a fucking chad
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>>35034831
it's just cum, washes right off, what's the big deal?
I know this is /r9k/ but everyone should have at least one close friend they'd share a fleshlight with
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>>35034831

>he doesn't share his fleshlight with his bros

Do you even bro, bro? Nothing beats eiffel towering some piece of latex with your best bro.
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>>35034831
I don't own them and you don't get the joke ya dummy.
>>35034837
Dogs don't know when to stop eating and will keep eating until they die.
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>>35034792
are you posting from prison?
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>>35034725

holy fug

I HAVE FUCKING A R M O U R

FUCKING PLEBIAN INFANTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ps still have a halberd my dude
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>>35034911

People do this too. I have witnessed it at all you can eat Chinese buffets.
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>>35034932

>muh armor
>implying your helmet wouldn't crunch like kindling under my 25lb Morningstar

Challenge accepted. Hoist thy halberd.

>RAaaaaaaaa
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>>35034911
>I don't own them and you don't get the joke ya dummy.
I'm an autist in the autist board. What's the goal of your reply?
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>>35034911
>Dogs don't know when to stop eating and will keep eating until they die.
Dogs are like Americans?
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Whores getting harassed is funny as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq5sb9IY9UE
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>>35028922
>complains about others responding with non-arguments here >>35028818
>then makes a non-argument herself
Smart
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>>35035036
There is no point to any of this other than to waste time.
>>35035040
Yes.
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>>35035062

It's a roasty, what did you expect?

When they get shown up they go straight to insulting genitalia or informing someone how they will never get any.
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>>35035062
>he replied to 5 hour old bait
You're better than that anon.
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>>35035044

How did I not find these sooner?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y3lTAPE1Ck
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>>35035103

We do it too. We call them roasties and tell them Chad won't settle for them.
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>>35032509
>100 percent of child abuse is from men

What bullshit, I was beat and molested by my step mom for several years but if I bring that shit up they'll just make fun of it or some shit.
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>>35035087
>There is no point to any of this other than to waste time.
That's life.
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>>35035208
Indeed but I'm still enjoying myself as I shitpost and play FF9.
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>she calls non-whores civilians
>like she's some valiant woman serving in the military

okay this shit made me mad
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>calls prostitution rape
>also tells feminists to fuck off because she's empowered by prostituting
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>>35034640
Your logic is retarded, because you'd fuck a man for money, so you would also be bi.

However you are right about her being bi. I think the fact is, if you would have sex with the same gender no matter the cause you're bi. She just """"identifies"""" as lesbian because she's so tired of work, like >>35034096
said
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>>35035415
This person is a dummy. You can't just say you're a lesbian. It's not something you can turn on and off.
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>>35035478

Apparently on tumblr it is.
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>>35035478
well clearly she's already on 100 levels of self-delusion, i doubt any logic gets through to her
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>>35035495
Only thing tumblr is good for is porn.
>>35035510
Sounds like my two girl cousins that's just started to be "gay" around the same times. One had a kid and was married and the other one is 18. I think the younger one is just seeing what's it like to be a lesbo and the other one is just being stupid.
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Post more of her comics
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>>35035415
"when did you turn gay?"
"about 8 months ago"

Okay, fuck, as an actual dyke this fucking triggers me. You don't "turn gay 8 months ago", it's a fucking lifetime of confusion and rejection, having men and women turn against you and your family abandon you. I'm a 25 y/o kv and this slutty ass prostitute with a fucking wife thinks she can complain about the consequences of the choices she's made. Fuck this woman, I hope she meets Jack the Ripper for being such a stupid whore
>>
>>35035309

What if she's former military?
>>
The last companionship engineer I fell hard for told me she was former military.

She is so hot, like Liz vicious/suicide girl tier hot.

I scared her off.
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Me desu

originalis
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>>35035351
Are you retarded? She is walking alone in the dark, she means someone could grab her and rape her and it would be really shitty if the song playing would be yellow.
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>>35035975
>my next rape
Sounds like she's planning to get raped, then.
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>>35036011
don't judge her, don't you dare judge her
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>>35036011
Maybe she got struggle cuddled before?
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>>35035975

If anything, Yellow by Coldplay would be a rape deterrent because I would become too emo to repe.
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>>35036011
she's stating that rape does happen. it's not really complicated, haven't you ever been driving and a song comes on the radio and you're like, "wow if my car flipped right now this would be the stupidest song to hear while burning to death"
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>>35036044
I would rape you while Yellow is playing on your dark room ;)
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>>35031680
>Direct descendant of the ancient roastie blood line
Fucking kek
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>>35036080

>Yellow
>not Speed of Sound

I would dump you before you could whip out your girl(male) cock out to repe me.
>>
>>35032313
Really unclear what she means, but it might be that she's against paying with 500 bills?
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>>35036123
Dude I said rape, not amazing sex where we hold hands and climax at the same time.
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>>35036135

It means he goofed up, he's supposed to just lay it out on the table and start undressing.
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>>35036155

>climax at the same time

Hah does this actually happen? lol, lower case l.
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>>35028941
>Sounds just like robots on this board.
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>>35036155

>You will never climax at the same time with your robot bf/rapist
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>>35028177
I actually made a friend that is a upper class prostitute in england off of /r9k/ years ago. I havent talked to her in awhile, but she always talked as if it wasn't a big deal unless her client was extremely creepy or unhygienic.
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>>35031680
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be aborted by prostitutes like her
Holy shit this whole post is absolute gold. 10/10 rundown.
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>>35028412
Really glad whores are the primary targets for serial killers. The cunts deserve it desu.
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>>35034979
>what's a parry
>steel plate armor will be crunchy under my maec!!!
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>>35036330

>steel plate armor will protect me against blunting force

>parry

Are you going to fast roll, too?
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>>35029177
1. Ew.
2. Why would a man try to date a hooker whore?

Fuck this earth.

MEN ARE ENABLING THIS STUPID SHIEEET
>>
I've paid for sex from about 50 different women from various different websites.
I never, and I repeat, NEVER book western escorts. They're fucking vile compared to the Asian ones.
I've been into places that let you talk to the girls first, you just sit at a bar and can go talk to them or they may come to you. The western girls are always smug, boring and generally make it painfully obvious that they don't want to be there. I know that they don't but I'm fucking paying for an experience, they can fucking act like I have the best dick in town.

Asian ones are generally friendly, laugh plenty (even if its fake) and always ask what you want exactly. Western ones just slap a condom on you before you even get hard then start sucking away, which feels like shit. They take no direction, always try to get any extra money out of you and pretty much make the whole thing feel like a business transaction..."Give me money, okay here is the vagina" kind of thing.

Asians are basically paid to be stereotypical anime girls, so they're much better to be around.
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>>35036352
Holy shit, how fucking stupid are you, of course you can fast roll in armor, but that's not the fucking point, armor is supposed to be protective against pretty much all form of medieval weaponry, but of course a stupid pleb retard like you doesn't know that. Just get a rondel dagger if you want to do REAL damage to the user. Besides, anyone wearing armor way back when probably knew his way around a fight, you're just some faggot pleb with a morning star
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>>35034219
haha i love rick and morty don't you love rick and morty SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT haha i love rick and morty
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>>35031680
> She learnt fluent ebonics in under two weeks
> You likely have Whorebots inside you right now

This needs to be screencapped, asap.
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>>35036424
Some men have the flawed thinking that a hooker is easy to date because no one else could possibly love them.

Meanwhile hookers resent all of their clients.
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>>35034979
Have fun trying to lift a 25 lb morning star, meanwhile I'll use my 5 lb two handed sword to end you rightly.
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>>35036696
>Some men have the flawed thinking that a hooker is easy to date because no one else could possibly love them.

I can't even understand that. why would you date someone because its easy and not because you love them? Trash likes trash. Fuck all of these people.
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>>35036734
MORNING STARS WEIGH AS MUCH AS AN ARMING SWORD. GOD DAMMIT, YOU FAGGOTS KNOW NOTHING. NOTHING!
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>>35035759
>Okay, fuck, as an actual dyke this fucking triggers me. You don't "turn gay 8 months ago", it's a fucking lifetime of confusion and rejection, having men and women turn against you and your family abandon you. I'm a 25 y/o kv
You're cute, wanna get married?
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>tfw paid hooker last week to improve self esteem
>tfw couldn't stay hard because of anxiety
>tfw self esteem even lower now
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>>35032313

There is no actual way this is real life.

Turning down a $500 blow because you don't like that he asked what he can get for what he has is so fucking mind-numbingly stupid for business that I can't even begin to comprehend you could get away with it. This is like being a motel manager who gets offended when people ask what kind of room you can stay in for $60 when you don't even advertise your fucking rates.

Never mind that I would do vile, VILE things for an easy $500. I can guarantee you that this bitch isn't some top-tier hooker, and even if she were, if word spread that this is what she actually thought of her clients every single one of them would ditch her skank ass cunt for someone better and never look back.

You don't insult your clients. It's bad for business. I hope she gets outed.
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>>35036752
because having a hooker love you is better than having no one in your life love you.
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>>35028177
What the fuck? I hate whores now.
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>>35036888
Those "fluffies" comics never fail to make me stare into the abyss and wonder where humanity went wrong.
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>>35037136
>tfw have literally 10gb of this
I was a mistake
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>>35037297
WHERE DOES IT ALL COME FROM? IS THERE AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY THAT DOES NOTHING BUT MAKE FLUFFIES?
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>>35037297
This one is pretty sad.
This post was made in Oregon
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>>35036888
>mfw I used to regularly read comics like these
>mfw there was a stage where I even considered drawing my own
Thanks for reminding me I'm beyond saving anon.
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>>35037334
Yes, but it's shit now
>implying it ever was good
all decent writers/drawers either left of deleted all their posts in a fit of autism
but don't worry anon. I've saved it all, just for you. You know you like it
>>35037346
You prefer abusebox or sadbox?
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>>35037297
these are pretty sad, what the fuck. post more.
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>>35031784
The short version was I used to hunt GIFs to transform into animated paintings for Second Life, and I followed some links people posted at the Daily Rotten to 4chan. Never explored it thuroughly until these past couple of years,but I enjoy its weirdness and serve up helpings of my own.
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>>35028177
I don't really care.

Intimacy does me good even if I have to pay for it.

I'm seeing a masseuse on bi-monthly basis for body to body massage and manual finish.

She's nice, she offers prostate massage and foot fetish at no extra cost, while most others charge for it, 90$/hr.
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>>35037454
Thanks for satisfying my morbid curiosity I guess.
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>>35036961
She has never been offered 500 for anything. 500 would buy you like 8 women at once or an overnight meeting at average rates.

You can tell she's not high-class because of the way she talks about her clients.

she's an $80 hooker at the very best.
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>>35037564

Yup. She is a terrible 'sex worker'. High class hookers respect their clients, and if they don't, it's their job to make sure nobody knows.
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What if your granddad died and you and your family were sorting through boxes of his stuff and you found out that he drew fluffy abuse
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>>35028177
Wow are you telling me I can buy a blowjob no bullshit involved and I should care about the whores feelings why?
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>>35037457
Should I?
I have a few multi-parters, if you are interested in that
Autism incoming
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>>35037603
I hardly even care about regular people, I don't think I could churn up empathy for a literal whore. Especially one who thinks she deserves special treatment.
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>>35037454
I just stumbled on this thread. What is this and why did it activate some deep emotional shit in my brain? 4 real, this dumbass cartoon is somehow actually saddening. I cri
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>>35037478
>The short version was I used to hunt GIFs to transform into animated paintings for Second Life,
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>>35037620
Post more dude, it's like a train wreck, I just can't look away.
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>>35033845
this desu, the hard part he had was probably having to fake it because its pretty easy to see through a bad facade
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>>35037647
ALRIght what the fuck I just looked at more of them, who makes this shit and why
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>>35028304
jesus christ how has this whore not been killed yet
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>>35037647
>sadbox fires up neurons
Oh shit anon. If this (abusebox) also elicits an emotional reaction you might be in for quite the ride
welcome to the club. You'll be here forever now
>>35037679
Ok, fuck it. 1/13
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God I hate women so fucking much.
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>>35028412
Thats it, I'm never seeing a prostitute again
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I once paid a prostitute $2000 to have sex with me then film herself for the entire following 24 hour period because I was so paranoid she was going to make fun of me to her friends and wanted proof she wouldn't. I assumed the camera would prevent her from mocking me and I'd be able to pretend she respected me.

10 times in the tape she made jokes about me to her friends. At one point she made her friend spit on the camera then say my name.

$2000.

That was about 3 months of savings and I pay almost no rent to my parents.

fuck whores they are worthless scum
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>>35028412

Atleast some serial killer will gut her before she breaks 35
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>>35037702
/mlp/'s version of yukkuri abuse.
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>>35037739
Why would you stoop that low anon, you should know better.
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>>35037739
lol anon lol

I don't know who's scummier, her or you for paying her and caring about her next 24 hours

some people like that stuff
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>>35037775
I should just end it here, before it starts to get... Darker
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>>35036426
When you say "western", do you mean Americans exclusively, or do you include European and American hookers?
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>>35037816
>fluffy cuck shit

Jesus Christ, just when i thought it couldn't get any worse.
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>>35037816
5/13
Anyone still interested?
>>35037850
>cuck shit
You wish it ended here...
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>>35037878
6/13
Poor thing. It's suffering has only begun...
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>>35037878
please continue i wanna know what happens now
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>>35029481
I want to read more about TV cop.
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>>35037929
7/13
>>35037943
Spinnel is a failure, and he's warming up to that fact
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>>35037970
8/13
The ride never ends for our poor fluffy robot
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>>35037878
>>35037929
>>35037970
>Even in autistic comics about retarded animals, the females are evil fucking roasties.
Universal constant.
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>>35031680
Thank god you did it and I didn't have to make it myself, you did a better job than I would have.
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>>35038016
stop it he doesn't deserve this
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>>35038016
Keep posting. This is morbidly fascinating.
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>>35038016
>>35038101
What part of "the ride never ends" don't you understand, anon?
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>>35030806
>male
>doesnt like faking and putting on a face
Checks out
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>>35029759
>thinking about dumb mundane shit
>says even dumber mundane shit
>believes she was superior to begin with
What
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>>35031926
>Cheri Littlebottom is trans.
Now I'm fucking pissed.
Her whole fucking thing is that she's a Dwarf woman who acts feminine and doesn't conform the standard gender roles in Dwarf Society. She's a ciswoman who acts feminine instead of just presenting as a man. That's about as far from a fucking transwoman as you can get.
I hate this stupid fucking cunt so much.
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>>35030806
post boyumblossom
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>>35028827
Where is the big cums man
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>>35037739

Get a .357 bulldog air rifle and pop her in the head. It sounds like someone dropped a 2x4 and it can drop a deer.

Revenge anon is the only answer.
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>>35038142
BONUS ROUND. What happened to the roastie?
Find out here, in this episode of autism comics
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>>35037730
Nope I'm abandoning ship before this leads to insanity and/or suicide
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>>35038315
Good. close this tab and forgot you saw that comic. It'll be better for you
>>35038295
part 2
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>>35038352
>tfw you become a literal book-holder
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>>35031680
Oh god never change this was amazing
You won this fucking thread mate
hands down
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>>35038391
The last one of this saga. Hope you degenerates are happy.
In case you are not, let me know. I have more. Much more.
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>>35038352
i don't get it, why do they amputate them? won't it be more work with an amputated flufster?
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>>35038434
>don't run away from your house and die/get pregnant
>much easier to psychologically abuse
Why not?
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>>35028177
We must run guys. Just invent immortality and leave the fucking country. Being close to the retarded evil people will trigger us 24/7 unless we run.
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>>35038352
>>35038391
That's what that mare and foal deserve for being mean to Spinel because he's a pillow.

BTW there are fluffy threads on /b/ for those who liked this stuff.
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>>35028177
You are not hiring an woman, you are hiring a warm hole. It doesn't fucking matter what they do or think
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>>35028304
>Ugh this drunk guy who pays to fuck me is so immature
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>>35038665
if you were hiring a warm hole you'd buy a fleshlight and microwave it. dumb knob
the whole point of prostitution is hiring a woman. I can't believe you
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I wonder what her comics will be about once the custom Waifu market gets up and running?
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>>35028412
>If I make fun of my clients and make them look like pathetic losers who worship me it means I'm the one in power even tho all I do is suck dick
Guys this is all fake, 95% of men go there completely fucked up looking to fuck a girl and get out, the only realistic thing she bitches about is men who want to keep fucking after the time is up
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>>35038277
wtf, how are people not dying constantly to this ultimate assassin tools? went and watched a youtube review of one and still can't believe how quiet they are
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>>35028380
>I've fucked more than 60 people
>technically I'm still a virgin
Leave
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>sex worker, activist and cartoonist!

God you can just smell the multi-coloured hair from here, literally complains about the objectification of women when her job is basically getting objectified into a warm fleshlight for desperate guys

What a dumb whore.
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>>35038719
holy shit those things are creepy

i'll stay alone thanks
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>>35035867
if you switch the first and last panels it's a pretty good loss edit
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>>35038700
The whole point of going to subway is having someone else make my sandwich
And yet I don't give a shit if the person making me a sandwich is having a good day or if they feel like adding more honey mustard to my sandwich
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>>35034219
>married "lesbian"
>wants to fuck an old cartoon man
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>>35038719
I feel like if I ever bought a sexbot I could never sleep knowing that she is in the closet waiting
They better make the battery removable
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>>35037739
>10 times in the tape she made jokes about me to her friends. At one point she made her friend spit on the camera then say my name.

Funny thing is that if you hadn't paid her that money and made her take special notice, she would have just chalked you as another awkward robot, one of too many to remember.

Paying that money guaranteed that she would make fun of you to her friends. Hell, maybe she thought you had some sort of weird non-consensual humiliation fetish where you secretly got off to it.
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>>35038787
Why? Even you could pay for sex anon, anyone can
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>>35038755
They are anon. It's so silent that they go unnoticed
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>>35037739
Hire her again and destroy her ass, make sure she has a real bad time
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>>35028412
Well falling in love with a whore is really fucking stupid.
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>female cucks exist
>sex active partner tries to make the cuck feel better saying they hate their job.
so... no one is happy in this relationship?
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>>35038794
That's why it will be a customized waifu. With an AI that will be devoted to you and always up for fun.
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>>35037734
I mean she has a point

Here she is, with men who pay her to smile and fuck them (a job no one loves), then some moron calls it love. It's the equivalent of betas falling in love with cashiers because they're paid to smile at every customer.
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>>35039083
The rubber skin and the fact it's an ai makes it still creepy. Sorry.
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>>35039265
this, even if it looked and acted like a human (like the hosts in Westworld), the fact that it was a robot would make me not interested

plus i feel like it's pointless...same reason as i will never go to whorehouse. the touch means nothing when it's forced
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>>35039323
Exactly. i want to be desired, to be chased, y'know?
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>>35038795
If you switch the first and last panels it's like most of my japanese mangos
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>>35037739
at least you fed someone else's son
that's gotta be a beta cuck merit badge or something
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>>35039265

I am of the belief that that waifu revolution will be virtual. Photons are far easier to perfect that clumsy plastic and metal, and the material components will be relegated to simple physical interfaces.
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>>35039370
that's the feel, mate
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>>35029274
>my comic
>not only "anyone who disagrees with me is a woman" but "...the specific woman who wrote that comic"
you guys are fucking retards
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>>35029280
I'd say a literal whore is better than a NEET. She provides a service that makes men's lives better. You leech off of your parents and the government while providing absolutely nothing.
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I really want a sentient AI gf. I think only two things can feel love:sentient AI, and sentient organisms with selective breeding instincts genetically modified out. Either of those two will love you because they just do, not because some chemical reactions dating back hundreds of millions of years are telling them you're the best baby giver within their league.
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>>35039535
Don't you have an onion man to suck off, Elle?
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>>35039558

>providing absolutely nothing

Does one not provide capital to the company one purchases goods and services from?
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>>35035062
You reply to 5 hour, i reply as well
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>>35039583
>I think only two things can feel love:sentient AI, and sentient organisms with selective breeding instincts genetically modified out.
So you're saying love has never existed in this world and you cannot experience it. And you go on to talk about your eccentric fantasies?
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>>35039491
If they are legitimately concious AI's, sign me the fuck up. I'd love a cute virtual ai girl to spend all my time with.

I'd only yearn to touch her and kiss her. ;_;

>>35039521
I know. I just want to know a girl truly, genuinely loves me for who I am.
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>>35039583
The only reason an AI would love you is because it's programmed to. You're delusional if you think a waifu company would ship out bots that were exactly like real people, but only selected mates randomly. It would come out of the box and fall in love with the garbage man. Not to mention it's being forced to love, in any case.

The extra irony is that you'd want an AI with the traits your monkey instincts are telling you to desire. Clear skin, empathy for raising children, a pretty face, etc.
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>>35039642

>The only reason an AI would love you is because it's programmed to.

That's the only reason anyone would love anyone.

Human behavior is the result of one's genetics and conditioning--i.e., their programming.
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>>35030400
>implying she was ever in the thread
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>>35039638
A real, conscious AI would defeat the purpose of one. If you created a virtual girl with the brain of a human one, you would have all the flaws of a human girl (not liking you, wanting to pursue its own hobbies etc) plus the flaws of a virtual one (is trapped in a machine with no sensory input but you aka forced to love you, may become bored and nuke some countries)

There is just no way to have AI truly love you. If you're okay with AI being forced/programmed to love you, that's fine...but don't be delusional.
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>>35034183
Wonder pets wonder pets we're on our way
Something something to save the day

We're not too big and we're not too tough, but when we work together we'll beat the roasties rough


GOOOOOO WONDER PETS, HORRAY
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>>35030589
Sorry buddy, I can't help that I'm so popular.
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>>35039655
That is extremely autistic simplification

>AI created with the sole purpose of mimicking love with the customer
is not the same as
>Human with many different goals falling for another human, and having the option to end the relationship if they want
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>>35028725
dude i'd be a callgirl so fucking fast if i was good looking and a girl
hell i'd be a call guy if i could

1 grand to suck a guy's dick? what the fuck?
ten grand in a SINGLE shift?
you could work 1 shift every month and make more money than my mom makes at her job she's worked for fucking 20 years now
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>>35036135
>she's against paying with 500 bills?
...
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>>35036452

Plate armor is best protection against blade weapons.

Blunt weapons though ? Not so much.
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>>35037816
/b/ still has threads iirc, theres even a /gen/ .jpg
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>>35037334
https://www.fluffybooru.org/

Enjoy
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>>35029481
I gathered you were just meant to say 'sex worker' and leave it at that pretty much, and there was a sense of solidarity between cam whores, prostitutes, people who work in Anne Summers, whatever. Of course, if they want to divide and fight amongst themselves then that's cool, I'm sure people will treat you with more respect divided and bitching at one another.
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>>35040060
I'm thoroughly disgusted for some reason, this isn't even edgy or shocking like most shit on 4chan. What the fuck. You degenerate.
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>>35028304
I know it doesn't make any biological or logistical sense, but roastie genocide when?
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>>35029099
>the irony of a NEET who mooches off of his parents for a living looking down on anyone else

The irony of saying this after also saying this

>>35028941
>literally nothing indicates this

Him being on /r9k/ only indicates that he's a NEET as much as being a whore indicates that you think you're better than your job. Lots of robots wagecuck/go to uni. There are regular threads about it.
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>>35037739

I have so many questions about this. What was the actual session like? What did they make fun of you for in the tape? What did you actually want the tape for? Why did you think they wouldn't just make fun of you after the taping period anyway?
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>>35028513
She's laughing because he fell so hard for an illusion, not because he "has feelings"
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>>35038573
but anon, you are the retarded evil people
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>>35039985
More like piercing weapons.
Why do you think halberds and spears were super popular?
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>>35039601
Whose money is that NEET spending, retard?
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>>35038823
>Not spooning her in your bed
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>>35029481
The cops chin looks like balls. Why has no one said this yet.
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>>35036961
>I hope she gets outed

It would be excellent if her cruelest comics were put on her adult rating site or whatever, so that everyone knew who she was and how she laughed at and derided her clients constantly. Then she wouldn't get any clients which would be so much the better for her, since she hates them so much.
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>>35038719
Brb buying a sex doll

Seriously, those things look hot. Just needs a wig and adjustable facial expressions. And internal heat. How much do they cost?
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>>35028776

Shoo shoo roast, flap your labia and fly away
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>>35028304
wow ageist much?
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>>35037739
This shit can't be real. Oh, ma sides, anon.
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>>35028177
This is why you should just see hookers. If every girl is going to treat you this way then might as well just do it the cheapest, fastest, and easiest way possible.
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>>35028941
>huge post witl multiple replies to fucking anonymous posters
fuck off back to wherever you came from
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>>35030283

you cant peg someone if you're man, m8
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>>35033894
idk, to be fair, a shitload of the gay performers are gay for pay.
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>>35031680
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be aborted by prostitutes like her
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>>35041505
Look, yet another robot who can't fathom a man disagreeing with him.
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>>35041622
>multiple posters replying to my anonymous post
so fucking what
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>>35041666
The Father of Lies would have us take him at his word that he is a man, created in God's image. Suffer not his vile blasphemies. Get thee behind me, Satan!
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>>35031680

Topkek, this was amazing
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>>35040060

Its kinda funny in a way though. Most of these fluffypony guys don't even realize that this comes from bronies.

I should know after all, I was one once.
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I'm not even outraged. This comic just makes me feel dead inside.
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>>35040858
His own money, given to him by the state.
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>>35040822

Spears and Halberds were for dismounting knights, used by foot soldiers.

It punctured armor because the knights would charge into pole arms, propelled by their charging mounts.

They weren't very smart back then.

The Lucerne is a pole arm with a blunt hammer end that would destroy plate wearing knights.

Crushing > plate > chain.
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>>35037297

This shit is fucked up, what the fuck is wrong with these people
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>>35042285
So, effectively, the state is taking taxpayer's money, giving it to him, and he is spending it on goods. He is still not providing any value to anyone. He is just spending the money instead of the taxpayers.
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>>35041814
Oh damn no wonder there's so much concentrated autism.
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>autists think medieval warfare had rock-paper-scissors mechanics like a fucking RPG

This is pissing me off more than the self-righteous whore comic desu.
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>>35042293
Using the lucerne in my SL1 run of Dark Souls 3 right now. A little bit underwhelmed by its power tbqh but it has a nice comfy took and feel. Would use irl/10
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>>35042448

Lucerne was OP in Demon Souls.
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>>35029957
That's extremely disgusting samson you cunt, unless you are into some kind of fucked up blood fetish
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>>35040305
Tip top kek look what I found
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>"We want rights and for sex work to be destigmatized so that those of us that need an out can get one. We need racism, ableism, transphobia, homophobia, classism, sexism and capitalism to end."
>Capitalism to end

I know it was obvious that a literal whore would be dumb but WTF is she thinking here?
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>>35038700
Yeah, the point is hiring an woman, but you only hire her because she has the best warm hole not because you want to love her
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>>35044606
>capitalism to end

if capitalism ends then what would be the point of being a sex worker ?
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>>35043867
this is actually the least disturbing one so far, strangely enough
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>>35037297
This one was actually funny, she puts his legs in the bowl haha
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>>35032183
b-but I thought all Blacks were Tyrones with BBCs!
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>>35028177
Am I supposed to feel bad about this?
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Eh, you're going to 'em for sex, not love or respect. That's what actually emotionally involved relationships are for. Escorts/workers/whore/prostitutes/crackheads are just for getting a nut. TL;DR, fuck em.
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>>35044715
I'm not saying that's a dumb statement, but there were whores literally everywhere in every time period under every possible economic and political system. There were prostitutes in the USSR and communist China just as there were in medieval Europe and the Roman Republic. The reason is very simple - as long as females can acquire something (anything, doesn't have to be money) by having sex for it, some will always choose to do so.
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>>35028177
We know honey, the thing is when we pay you you have to put up with it, it is part of the fun of going to whores

But then again whores are usually really slack down there so unless you're into anal don't bother with them just wank to a sock or rub one out
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>>35028177
waah I get to fuck for money and can earn several hundred in a few hours, men will pay me for sex. I am actually allowed to refuse if I'm not ok with it.
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>>35028941

careful lads, this one sounds like she's had more cocks than john waynes rifle
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I've had opportunities to deal with a number of sex worker types over the years. This one ticks all the boxes:

-Lesbian. Sex work messes up your perceptions of the opposite sex and makes normal intimacy tricky or impossible.

- Better than her job and clients. I'm only doing this until x or y, and hahaha my clients are losers. I am so SMART!

- Vauge about the amount of money coming in. Always makes it seem really lucrative. Odds are, when you local market prices, factor in drugsand other essentials take home is not that impressive. I mean, she's making more than the waitress at Denny's but she isn't getting rich.

Really, this is a powerless person leading a life that is not fun. Most of this comic is just depictions of standard issue rationalizations to keep from going nuts.

It's sad, and I wish her the best.
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>>35028941

>being this mad

its kay, leaving r9k for good and watching a tampon commercial will make you feel much better
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>>35029197

maybe you should just stop wafting your fish cunt around here?
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Where does this hooker do her whoring? I want to fuck her violently in the ass while choking her, beating her, and calling her a worthless hooker prostitute, and whore (since she doesn't like those words). Then I'd take my money back and leave the dumb broad with my cum leaking out her gaping ass.
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>>35047176
You might want to check yourself into your nearest psych ward, anon. That's some really messed up shit you typed there. Like I wouldn't leave you alone with a female family member type shit.
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>>35047205
Roastie please leave. Wanting to hurt a hooker that has it coming doesn't mean I'm gonna rape some random chick. Would it make it better if I let the dumb whore keep the money so she can make some more retarded, poorly drawn comics?

Go back to Facebook you dumb slut.
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>>35047228
>that has it coming

I know it probably doesn't seem like you're horribly mentally ill from your viewpoint but you really need some chill pills, anon. Wanting to hurt hookers "that have it coming" sounds like some red flag serial killer shit. You know that, right, anon?
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>>35028177
>Just a reminder that whores are no different than your average roastie in mentality, even if they put up a facade for money.

yeah but at least we get to have sex once
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>>35030309
i thought she was supposed to be a lesbian
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>>35047240
I don't want to kill the dumb bitch, or even permanently hurt her. I just want to cause her some pain and denigrate her for being such a worthless hooker, and make her earn that money.

Normies need to get the fuck out. Mods, do your jobs.
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Jesus this comic is fucking stupid. Best with a superiority complex.
I'm willing to bet a lot of these stories are false too
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I wonder if it's normal to hate some random whore you've never met before this much. It's not just being a whore but acting like knowing she's a whore and about her """job""" is some sort of valued lesson that I'll become a better person by learning.
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>>35047292
>the mods' jobs are to keep you comfy little safe space free of people are nomal, empathetic, or just generally more sane than you
no, anon
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>>35028416
Everyone is like her. Even you, you fucking snob mongoloid. People have issues, so what?
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>>35047176
hot, if you can record it please

origighghghgh
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>>35047176
Dude, pull off the condom and finish inside.
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>>35032375
Anti-aircraft
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>>35035309
I've only heard "civilian" in that context on fucking American Dad. I thought it was just a joke. Do whores actually call women that don't spread their legs for money that?
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>>35028177
>haven't so much as heard of service with a smile
>charge double to price of escorts everywhere else for half the service
>never let their prices be known until you're at the stage where your options are to pay or have wasted an entire day
>actually want tips when you're done as if you didn't just pay them hundreds of dollars
>extremely unenthusiastic and lazy in bed, giving up halfway if you don't cum right away from their half-assed attempts at getting you off
>no sense of flair or style, you'd be lucky to get one who wears anything besides a loose-fitting top and jeans
>unapologetically rude and dismissive, convinced that they're doing you a favour by allowing you to fuck them for money
>zero class or decorum
>LOL ARE YOU A COP EVERYONE'S A FUCKING COP

American escorts are the fucking worst. I can't believe anyone would even bother to go to one. I can only attribute the fact that anyone still patrons them to a total ignorance of how much better prostitution is literally anywhere else in the world.
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>>35032183
yea wtf is this bullshit, why no black men? You're telling me I can't even fucking *pay* for the one thing that makes this shitty life worth living if only for 20 minutes once per week?
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>>35028412
>be a 40 year old loser
>can't experience healthy relationships with real women because they won't give you the time of day
>when one does, you blow it through insecurity and a lack of experience
>would like nothing more than to live a normal, fulfilling life with a girl you love, but you've reached an age where it's starting to seem like an unattainable goal
>frequent a prostitute whenever you get too sexually frustrated so you don't have to keep embarrassing yourself around the women in your life
>she's actually pretty warm and receptive, so you feel completely at ease around her
>eventually you realise that she's the closest thing you have to a romantic relationship in your life
>you start getting attached to this stranger through the intimacy you share with her to the point where you just don't feel right paying her to have sex with her
>eventually work up the nerve to come out and explain your situation to her hoping she understands
>it's just a transaction really, but for someone like you it means something
>leave her house forever so you can go die alone in a cruel uncaring world that will never accept you, never knowing that the only woman you ever had feelings for thinks you're a joke

cool
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>>35039985
Plate armor protects blunt weapons, underneath the plate there is wool padding which protects hits from hammers and such. Only thing its weak to protect against it piercing weapons which is why people started to use picks and weapons such as Halberds.
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>>35028725
>10 guys for 10 grand

what the actual FUCK?! there is no way this is how much prostitutes get paid just for blowjobs
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>>35028827
who /onion/ here?
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>>35036052

>haven't you ever been driving and a song comes on the radio and you're like, "wow if my car flipped right now this would be the stupidest song to hear while burning to death"

No, because I'm not a paranoid triggerkin.
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>>35034837
thats american doggo.
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>>35028177
>this thread

what is the point?

what is the fucking point?

I can't even go to a goddamn prostitute without being treated with disgust and ridicule behind my back?

There's no hope for guys like me, is there? I'm just an animal in a cage being gawked at by all the women in the world, closed off from their world by a thick pane of glass which I'll never have any hope of breaking.

They will never love me, they will never like me, they won't even pity me. I only exist to be avoided until I die alone, as I deserve for being born "wrong".
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>>35047556
>*PFFFFFTTTTTTTTT HAHAHA- WHAT A LOSER *wheeze*
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>>35029177
>lesbian
suddenly it all makes sense
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>>35030255
Wait, is shan't meme-vocabulary now?
Fuck I spent 2 years studying english just to sound like a fat fedora bastard.
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>>35028412
well at least she knows that she is a used up whore and anyone who has feelings for a whore like her should be laughed at
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>>35047556
shut it. men arent allowed to have feelings; if they do, they must be ridiculed.

that was sarcasm. this whore is, a whore. whodavthot. anybody that finds that picture funny is an absolute cunt.
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>>35028922
this response is how you know the other guy made a valid, true argument and this woman has no counter argument for it.

hes right.
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>>35039120
Not exactly, because our behavior is deeply rooted in reproduction. Fucking someone will change how we feel about them, whether we want it to or not.
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>>35047720
Unless you're a woman.

They barely have feelings for the men they fuck willingly.
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>>35039120
>then some moron calls it love
is he a moron for feeling things he does not have a call on feeling? no. it makes him human, and he had the decency to stop before doing something stupid like asking her out, yet he gets ridiculed for it.
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I wonder what comic she'd make about me if i visited her and asked her to lick her feet
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>>35034484
The higher you go, the lower the competition, so you get to pretty much name your price.

Then some guy will come over and offer $100,000 to shit on your mouth, plus another ten grand if his friend gets to watch it happen.

I mean, good looking girls can pretty much succeed at ANYTHING they want to do because they'll get all the help they need, and that's if they're not just marrying someone who's already successful and will just MAKE them succeed. Good looking girls who still work as whores are rare as fuck, it might not be worth it for you, a poor robot, but there are men out there who have so much money they don't give a shit, and each one of them can fuck many of those expensive whores.
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Wew lad, the mental gymnastics in this thread from you neckbeards. I don't even agree with her but you make her opposition look retarded, good job. It'll be just as easy for her to suppress an argument with merit and tact as your shitty dime-a-dozen high school philosophies.
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she is a WHORE and is looking down on people for visiting her because she is a WHORE

this bitch has some serious complexes

if she feels so worthless for being a cum dump maybe she should get a real job, instead of mocking and shitting on people for giving her money

and i don't even visit whores, im a virgin, im just mad at her cunty attitude
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>>35047839
reply to me instead of generalizing without making an argument

>>35047757
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>>35042467
Don't know if I ever used it in DeS. I recall it sucking in the previous two games though. It's mainly stat limitations that's got me to give it another look.
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I think,choosing the lesser of two evils,I would prefer the happy illusion of a Robo-Waifu's love than the sneering contempt of a whore who would belittle me for trying to cure my loneliness by soliciting her company and services.
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>>35031926
> Sam Vines
> socialist

LOL
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>>35047507
>escorts make you tip them
wtf i hate this country now
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