Should I go outside tonight to a party and be socially awkward or stay inside masterbate and watch anime?
check out the party. its not likely to make your life worse. if it sucks just go back home and revert to anime.
>>39179896
None. I'll tell you what to do. Cook yourself a rare steak with some fries. Dress up. Drink good wine, have a cigar if you like. Play good music. When you're done, take a bath and clean yourself. Then, in the bathrobe, sit your ass in front of the telly and watch a DE PALMA movie.
>>39179896
Doesn't matter. You'll regret it either way.
What is your current drug of choice?
kratom
can't get the real shit and this is just as good if not better
>>39179882
the one on the pic of the thread, cocaine is by far the best drug, one sneeze and it turns me into a chad
xanax too here, makes me stop thinking about throwing myself infront of a train and makes life bearable for a couple of hours
this is my very own thread dedicated to posting images of frogs, if you will not share the joy of frogposting then please find another thread to take residence within
good frog for /mu/
I like frogs too. good thread c:
I hope all frogs are welcome
Rate yourself on your characteristics, maybe even give insight into why you think this way.
Blank form.
here are some words lol
>[ ] Male
>[ ] Female
Why would this even be on there? Is it just so we can L O N D O N anyone who puts "female"?
If you are still a conservative, you deserve death. Simple.
>>39179352
I dont care if its bait, the wall if gonna get built you miserable commie bottom feeder
>>39179404
>but muh wall
Trump will never lie for his own gain, will he
>>39179352
>a conservative
>you deserve death
Liberals going full commie again?
>playing online fps
>getting lots of kills, having fun
>someone says i suck
>say they're mad, pretend to brush it off
>day ruined
>>39179338
>play csgo
>destrying everyone on the server
>suddenly a random noob luck shot me
>get mad af and start punching my wall like a eight year old
wtf it happend to me many times a day, i get extremely angry over small little shitty things, like not finding my keys, or my earphones.
>playing any game
>feel like i'm doing great
>someone even compliments me
>feelsGood.png
>some random assblasted guy says i suck
>tell him to be less butthurt but feel like garbage
Please help
>>39179338
>playing online fps
>first to die every time, not lasting even 20 seconds
>feel completely worthless and inadequate
>become suicidal over it
>stop playing and take time to calm down
>be above average guy in looks and intelligence
>have good results in school and a handful of friends
>never had a gf because I had no interest in women
>suddenly 22
>tfw no gf starts hitting me hard
>I realize I have no experience with girls
What am I supposed to do?
>>39179166
take the gay pill and live the easy life
>>39179180
Finding a gay bf is even harder here
>>39179316
post feet and i'll judge that, op
>mom found the penile papules
>father fornicated featuring the fapping fountain
>mom appropriated the autoerotic akashic records
>>39179146
>grandpa commandeered the anal device
>go into local general store
>new qt3.14 working the checkout
>chat with her a bit, she seems cool
>go in every morning on my way to college, she always walks with me around the shop to "help me get my things"
>after about a month, get up the courage to ask her for her number
>text her asking when she is free to meet up
>go out for lunch, we end up talking in the cafe for 2 hours then another 3 in my car
>we spend the next 2 months falling very in love
>in tight with her family, her parents love me, hang out with her brothers etc
>only problem is that she has planned to go back to england (they are from there) since before we met
>i knew this going in, and was okay with breaking up when she left
>>39179067
cont.
>she says that she loves me so much, asks me to move out there with her
>she says "i really want to live my life with you, you are it for me, i love you with all of my being"
>my_heart.png
>we plan that in 3 months i will come out for a few weeks and see how we are, if we are good then i will stay
>>39179135
>fast forward 1 month, everything has been going very well
>we talk everyday on skype, its just like when she was here, we laugh and joke and do dumb shit
>think everything is going well
>so excited to go to england
>then she suddenly says this
>"hey ive been thinking. im going to meet a lot of cool new people here, but i want you to understand that you are the only person i want a relationship with"
>oh fuck where is this going
>i say "but?"
>"but i really miss sex"
>long conversation short, she wants to fuck other guys until i come out
>she actually cannot go 3 months without chads cock to be with someone she (at least claims to) loves
>she really thought i would be okay with it
>this turns into a conversation about her sexual past
>turns out she completely lied to me
>she had told me that she had sex with her previous boyfriend and that was it
>oh boy was that bullshit
>she is a total slut, before we met she went to parties every weekend and fucked at least one guy each time
>gives out blowjobs like candy
>>39179279
>i tell i cant be with her anymore after her saying that
>she immediately back tracks saying shes sorry and that she didnt mean it
>nope, im out
>fucking crushed
why would she lie like that anons? in what world did she think it would be okay to ride chad while in a relationship with me? turns out i was just a beta provider to her
never trust girls, they are all roasties
I am a REAL CERTIFIED fembot. Ask questions xD
>>39179042
Are you a virgin?
Do you live with your parents?
Have you ever been on a date?
How many friends do you have (online friends included)?
What is your highest level of education you've completed (e.g. high school, bachelor)?
Do you have autism? If you do, is it masculine or feminine?
fucking dyke shit face
nows my chance
I'm going for it
Tits or gtfo
or or
gtfo or tits
Ebin's an inbred with a Habsburg jaw edition
>>39178966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT60tUIdLfQ
DU DUN DU DUN DU DU DU DU DU DUNNN
>>39178966
>ywn produce a meme worthy of the OP image
mummy still being lewd, fairly sure that she's gone to bed to wank to things on her ipad
Would you accept a gf who was completely paralyzed from the waist down?
>>39178872
Would she accept me?
I honestly doubt it.
>>39178872
As a guy with no legs, I don't see how I could say no, as long as she loved me
>>39178897
This. All girls, even handicapped ones are already sucking Chad's cock. There's no way she's even gong to look at a robot.
Would you rather have a 5/10 gf that has a bubbly, affectionate personality or a 8/10 gf that's cold and cynical?
Definitely the 5.
>>39178797
most robots are cold and cynical so the 8/10 grill having that kind of personality is hardly a negative thing.
Just to make it sure, what would you rate the lass on the photo?
Alright fellow robots.
You have to pick a class and go on a magical adventure
What class would you be? Based on your traits
>Stength: 7/10
>IQ: 167
>Agility: 4/10
>Resistance: 7/10
>Luck:3/10
>Class: Wizard
Pic related
Strength: 6/10
IQ:110
Agility: 8/10 with no support
Resistance: 4/10
Luck: Varies around 7/10
Class: Cleric with some abilities from other classes
Strength 1000x stronger than you
Doesnt even know what an IQ is
Agility is faster than light itself
Resistance is stronger than the universe itself
Luck is higher than the gods itself
Class: Chad
>>39178773
>Strength: 5/10
>IQ: 150
>Agility: 7/10
>Resistance: 4/10
>Luck: 4/10
>Class: Thief
*pic related*
If you haven't been to one before, which band would you like to see? I don't have any friends and attending gigs is pretty much the only reason I go out anymore
>>39178731
Poets of the Fall. With my brother and his friend. Out of town.
My only concert.
I'm too autistic to plan and execute things on my own.
Guns and roses. Saw them with my friend before he shipped off. Haven't seen or heard from him since.
Gonna see avey tare in austin later this year.