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Is that what you're supposed to do at parties? Introduce yourself to everyone? This is a serious question.

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fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

H-hey halen. your nice looking

>implying most of men know how to do it well

>>35272753
If you grow up rich you don't appreciate money in the same way poor people do. Everything is relative.

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>>35272783
>implying women fuck most men
>implying we need sex to enjoy our superior pleasure centers

Femdom, obiectively the worst non-paraphilic fetish

eh pretty much just looking cute and sexy all the time while i go about life and occasionally seducing a guy to lean me over furniture and pound my ass.. i sure do think about it way too much though

My only fetish is being able to fuck the cute girls I've met

that's it

>>35272598
Would fuck dat belly button

>>35272598
I would not. She is massively overweight and disgusting.

>>35272598
too tan for me, but other than that yeah

>>35272596
The type that kills lots of people over extended periods of time. They would call me on my phone.

>>35272596
I'd push people into canals around the greater Manchester area. I'd be called the pusher

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I'd kidnap cute teenage girls around 13-14. I'd talk to them every day until it became normal. The closer we got the more freedom I would give them(they would start fastened to a tabletop medical style). Women are programmed to eventually adapt to their kidnappers, because historically women were taken prisoner by conquering tribes often.

I'd collect them slowly as they get attached and dependent and then impregnate them. I'd slowly introduce them to murder by bringing home marks for us to torture and kill together. We'd raise our sons to walk in my footsteps and establish kidnap-rape harems of his own and my daughter would exist for my sexual pleasure.

>>35272549
why care about women when animals like cats are so much better in every way

>>35272619
Don't you have aunts to leech off Howard?

>>35272549
she left you probally because you keep coming to 4chin to shitpost, you fucking loser
kys

Because I don't have anything to say.

this isn't true I have everything to say but this is my default response regardless

>>35272302
i just dont talk much I guess

>>35272302
>How the fuck do you respond to this?
You dont?!

>>35272066
black but married to a black weeb girl. literally she is cooking soba noodles (she's good in jap cooking). we in upstate ny come holla

>>35272066
Who else here drinking and listening to trap

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>>35272090
>married
get out normie trash reeeeeeeeee

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>s-soorry..i-i don't speak asian

>>35272029
Obviously, I would accept. What reason is there not to? I like swimming and that woman is attractive.

Push her into the pool and hold her head underwater

>not looking for fwb

Lost another good one

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She wants you to take care of her kid

>>35271941
>28

how in the fuck do you age that bad

>>35271832

You don't want that life. Trust me.

>>35271841
Story time anon?

Yes I thnk so.

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>tfw no hairy dom bf

I am at a USM school too

Parents are paying for my school because they think a college degree is still worth something, so I just chose a meme major. Almost done too

I haven't really felt satisfied or content with anything I've been doing education-wise, still have no career goal, and I'm still a virgin

College is such a joke, every class is conducted out of a textbook. Unless you have a really engaging, experienced professor you could just learn the material yourself, they're really just glorified test proctors (at least for liberal arts majors)

Also how the fuck do you have midterms already

>>35271907
bretty good that you're getting a free degree at least, I hope you figure out what you want to do with it

In all of the STEM courses I've taken we usually have midterms at the end of every month and then finals

>>35271985
>retty good that you're getting a free degree at least

Yeah, sometimes I feel just a twinge of guilt for having it all paid for yet being such a shitty student (motivation and studying wise, I've still managed to pass most of my classes) when there are people that desperately want to go to college that have to take out loans or simply can't afford to pay for it all, but the reality is my circumstances have nothing to do with them

LET ME CUM INSIDE OF YOU RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWW

>>35271730
now ive seen a different pic of this same slut -- who is she

>>35271730
Stop you already made me fap earlier

>>35271540
I feel bad for Ice. He can never go without a month with out something really bad happening to him

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Please reupload kthx.

>>35271617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtISLbgaOY8&feature=youtu.be
sry it's youtube so it's gonna be taken down
Does someone have the face of the dude who suicided ?

>find out what i wanna do with my life (career wise) this is proving kinda difficult atm, don't really know where to start

>>35271405
>your life now
shit
>your life in ten years
dead
>your life in twenty years
dead

when i have achieved goals
i have never felt satisfied or proud

self-produced carrots on sticks
aren't necessarily worthier than
those produced for you by others

satisfaction is found in simple self-refinement
within the current of time without
checking and rechecking distances from and to
in a perpetual state of no goals and no plans

strategy is the first step of murder