>Hey anon! Want to go in the pool with me? What do?

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>s-soorry..i-i don't speak asian

>>35272029
Obviously, I would accept. What reason is there not to? I like swimming and that woman is attractive.

Push her into the pool and hold her head underwater

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>>35272067
>I'm speaking perfect English silly! And asian isn't even a language!

Nah, I got too many back zits and my arms are covered in keratosis pilaris

thanks for the offer though, beautiful fertile potential mate

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>>35272085
No one could do that to such a cute and sweet face.

I'd be thrilled that a woman (let alone an extremely attractive Asian woman) is expressing interest in hanging out with me.

>>35272029
"Do you want to go to the pool with me?"

No

>>35272113
>hanging out with me.
t. self-friendzoning cuck

>>35272029
What do you mean "What do?"

>No.

>>35272147
Gotta be friends before you can be lovers senpai. The fact that she seems to show genuine interest in being around me and talking to me means I have something to work with. Cold approaches don't work IRL unless you're Chad looking for a quick fuck from a barslut.

>>35272147
"hanging out" nowadays means everything but her sprouting a dick and sticking it in your mom.

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Only if it is this pool

>>35272255
pool's bad. you're bad for liking that pool.

>>35272284
What? It looks ultra-comfy desu

>>35272324
There is a used sanitary pad floating in that bad pool, which I might add is also bad for unstated reasons.

>>35272207
Honestly seems like an easy way to get yourself friendzoned, if you don't express some level of your full intentions from the beginning or work it in very well she will probably fully form her perception of you before you get a chance to make any move towards being more than friends.

>>35272324
It looks like the kind of gross, overly-heated sweaty, steamy, filled-with-a-thousand-bad-scents pool you'd find in a shitty 1980's "luxury" apartment complex
It looks nostalgic as fuck though

>>35272421
On the other hand though, you're a gay-ass faggoty homo, so we can't forget to take that into consideration you gay-ass faggoty homo.

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>>35272029
Get your Burka back on

>>35272255
is it at the top of a building or something? Honestly it looks pretty comfy, or at least it would if I didn't know what happened there.

>>35272571
oh yeah real real funny you faggot, i'm not falling for that.

>>35272611
Sorry, I have no idea what you mean

>>35272097
est que vous parez anglais?

>>35272645
nope, no, i am not asking because i know you're making it up. i have nothing to ask you about what you said. cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon. little boy blue and the man in the moon. when you coming home dad i don't know when, we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then, motherfucker.

>>35272029
>S-sure

Proceed to stare at her awkwardly and in stealthily at her tits until she leaves and doesn't call

>>35272029
Sorry but I don't want to get aids. The pool's closed

>>35272811
>Shouts "You wanna turn this Pool Date into a rape"

>>35272029
I can't swim, so no

>>35273036
we can sit in the baby pool and you can finger me through my diaper

>>35272029
That sounds fun. I'll join her.

>>35272029
No thanks, I'd rather go home and fap to my 50GB anthropomorphic animal pornography collection and then spend 8 hours posting walls of text on this magical website called 4chan.