>no gf to call me Daddy

>>35271832

You don't want that life. Trust me.

>>35271841
Story time anon?

Yes I thnk so.

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>tfw no hairy dom bf

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My gf calls me daddy
sucks my dick whenever I want
let's me choke her and abuse her
4.0 gpa
Cute, blonde, blue eyed, half French

I'm winning boys

I know this feeling, anon.

How do I, as a beta male, get a qt sub gf? I think I can be a dom if I need to.

>>35271832
I got one of them they're nice

>>35271880
Iktf sistren. I want to be someone's qt sub

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>>35271955
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD RIGHT FUCKING NOW NORMIEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Shit tier fetish
Try again

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>>35272042
oh it gets worse my boy
she has iFunny on her phone
and almost shoves normie memes in my face on a regular basis

help

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>>35271832
>no gf to call mommy

>>35272154
Nothing dries up a female's pussy faster than being called mommy

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>tfw no gf to call you pig and beat the shit out of you

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>>35272170
I know and I fucking hate it
reeeeee

>>35271832
I've got that life it's fine, but man, girls are fucking annoying

>>35271832
>tfw no gf to use as a urinal
>tfw no gf to force to wear a bell and collar
>tfw no gf to lick my hairy NEET swamp-ass
>tfw no gf to force to remain panty-less all day to use as my personal fucktoy
>tfw no gf to cuddle tenderly after all my degeneracy and remind that i love her more than anything in the world and fall asleep together with

You can do it robots. I found my bf on here, and we r 9 months and still strong. And I love calling my bf daddy, that or Mr. Anon.

>>35271955
Yeah but can you make her wear a buttplug while you go out to dinner? Then when you get home, stuff it in her mouth and fuck her ass until she cries?

THAT is winning. Blowjobs are weak.

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>tfw no bf to call me mommy

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I hate girls with daddy issues, I am not your fucking replacement father figure okay? I do not want to listen to you complain endlessly, buy you lots of meals, fuck you roughly, lead you around everywhere, & have to talk down to you like you are a fucking child.
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We are equal people in a relationship, you aren't my daughter so stop trying to be.

>>35272912
Will she get to kiss her daddy afterwards? What if you stuck an egg vibe and take it out of her pussy and into her mouth?

>>35272886
THE WORST THING YOU CAN FUCKING DO IS TELL US THAT THERE IS HOPE YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING FUCKING WHORE, I'VE TRIED AND I'VE FUCKING TRIED. STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT I'LL MAKE IT OR ONE DAY, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!