>hey anon, why are you so quiet? How the fuck do you

Because I don't have anything to say.

this isn't true I have everything to say but this is my default response regardless

>>35272302
i just dont talk much I guess

>>35272302
>How the fuck do you respond to this?
You dont?!

>>35272351
I don't have much to say. Mostly because I don't have anything to say.

Normies don't like that answer because they think it means I'm uninterested in what they are talking about. I don't want them to think that's why, but it usually is why.

>>35272302
cuz I probally have some social disorder and I can't really express what I want whenever i want

>>35272302
Because I'm stupid as hell and socially inept.

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"I'm a quiet type of guy"
or I just giggle,both works to make normies to leave

>>35272302
glare at them menacingly

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>>35272302
u-uh y-yeah sorry i'm just k-kinda quiet i guess haha
end my fucking life

>"because life is suffering"
>"WHAHAHA TOO REAL ALRIGHT ANON"

>>35272459
>sorry anon,didn't hear you,say again?

I'm a smart nigga that do dumb shit

>most traits follow a bell curve to some degree it makes sense that some people are quieter
>damn anon that's the most I've ever heard you say XD

Every time

>>35272302

>hey anon, why are you so quiet?

Isn't the answer obvious, with quietness.

>>35272302
you literally tell them

how the fuck am i supposed to reply to that

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>>35272481
um n-nevermind heh

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I'll just look at them apathetically and shrug

Never fails

>>35272302
I normally give them a look of contempt before ignoring them cause I know they're just fucking with me or being passive aggressive. People tend to leave you alone when you don't feed them the reactions they're looking for

>>35272302
The only way to repsond is to tell the truth but say it in a somewhat sarcastic tone to appear ironic. Either 'well obviously it's because I'm afraid of girls' or 'duh, it's because I'm not one of the cool kids' either of these responses will get a chuckle and make it seem like an ironic answer

>>35272584
I don't think that self depreciating style of humor isn't a good attitude to have, you're letting them get away with laughing at you.

when someone asks me this I take a piece of paper and write down "I'm mute"

works great everytime

>>35272685
That's where you're wrong, the normie will suspect you are only joking by the tone of your voice and it will be a laugh with you, not at you. It is then on you to continue conversation which is the most difficult part

>>35272752
Yeah but answering that way just feeds into your insecurities and doesn't make you a stronger person.

>>35272788
The only way to become a stronger person is to finally gain the resolve to kill yourself

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>>35272302
>full autistic attack mode activated

"I just figured I'd also do your share of the shutting the fuck up."

>>35272788
Why do I need to be a strong person?

>>35272302

ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thats how you respond

>>35272302
>(you)
Oreganal

>>35272806
so do you enjoy being miserable?

>>35272302
Ive started just saying "because i dont want to talk to you." They usually leave me alone after that

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>yeah I don't talk much
>don't really have anything to say

>>35272902
Yes of course. It's all I know. Now fuck off back to red.dit you cunt

>>35272302
>i dont talk to you or chimp out regularly
>therefore im quiet
Relatively, yes. But the real reason is i dont talk to you

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People usually don't make it to that question from me

Today a grown man screamed when he turned and saw me, then said he thought I was a ghost

>rules of the streets, don't snitch.

>>35272302
I say something ironic because thats all I can do. Thats all I ever do is just spew satire and ironic jokes to make people think Im funny. Im not funny and I have no personality or character traits.

I don't even have anyone in my life that would ask me a question like this.

That's probably why I'm so quiet.

>>35273031
fembot here
when geeky shy boys act street tough it's mega cute. nothing is sexier than those quiet boys with a sharp wit and dank knowledge of street memes

>>35272302

God gave us two ears and one mouth so that we would listen more than we talked.

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>Been at my job 5 years and haven't had a real conversation the whole time
>People in my department have panic attacks when I don't fuck around with them
Normies are the real autists

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>>35273042
too real famalama

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>>35272302
Why are you so intrusive?

I've never even been on reddit friendo :y

>>35272960
>>35273182
fuckken

>>35273181
wasn't Doug on Nickelodeon?

>"I'm more of a listener"

She ate that shit up, if I weren't a dumbass I coulda got my dick wet instead of my cheeks

>>35272302
Whatever...

You have been muted for 32 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>35273075
pleas kill urself
t. fembot

>>35272302
planning a murder isnt done out loud

>>35273666
nice one Satan

>>35272302
"I don't talk to faggots."

>>35272302
>Hey anon, why are you so quiet?
>Que? No habla ingleis, tu blanca puego.

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>"I've never heard you talk"
this has happened to me a lot in during school, never figured out how to respond.

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>be in school
>girl next to me snorts: "anon come on, I'm bored, let's talk. You're always so silent"
>I look at her rising my eyebrows.
>"It's called being energy efficient."

I still don't know what sort of autism i carry. But it's probably the monkey shaped one.

because I don't want to talk to you

I only speak if I have something valuable to add to the conversation.

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>>35273942
>"B-but anon I'm curious!"

>>35272302
>hey anon, why are you so quiet?

Truthful socially-acceptable answers:

>Because I have nothing worthwhile to say/add to the conversation.

>Because I have difficulty articulating myself.

>Because I have difficulty putting my thoughts into words that make coherent sense, so I just choose to stay quiet.

>Because no one has the patience to listen to me explain anything.

>Because everyone thinks I'm insane when I give my opinion.

>Because my opinions have a tendency to offend others, so I don't often speak them.

>Because I've nothing really to say.

>>35272302
a cheeky shrug

>>35272302
>I have a head ache, I was drinking last night
Or some normie shit.

>>35274011
It still ended well.
I was known for being the "weird one who doesn't care about anything". So eventually I started to act like it.
Talking only when asked, never holding down any negative or positive comments. In my almost constant silence I had become the voice that everyone wanted to hear at some point, because i spoke the "honesty". Or at least, they expected me to be the one who, with the excuse of being sharp, socially clueless (and a little bit "evil") could say what everyone was thinking. And they usually cracked a laugh because i almost always had something sarcastic and cynical to say about everything.

I crafted a character in that school. And life wasn't bad honestly.

>tfw chads from time to time used to ask me what were my opinions on the ships inside the classrooms.
>tfw I matched a chad stacy couple that is still alive today.

Silence is truly golden anons.

>>35272302
please tell me i'm not autistic but my respone is usually " i dont know" and good old shoulder shrug. that or non answer at all.

>>35274284
Big chance you're literally autistic if you think those answers are actually socially acceptable

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I-I'm the s-strong s-silent type.

>>35273942
>what sort of autism...the monkey shaped one

Wut?

>>35274326
Really? I thought they were polite and honest.

Look at them, shrug, and go back to whatever it was you were doing before being interrupted.

"Anxiety"

At 26 excuses don't cut it, there is nothing else to say.

>>35274310
>I crafted a character in that school. And life wasn't bad honestly.

Sometimes it really is just magical how they will attribute all these factors to nothing more than a little silence. Although it sounds like you filled that role anyway; perhaps it is just the novel view granted to us by being silent.

D-did you get my reference anon?

>>35274366
>polite and honest.
When is that ever appropriate in a social setting? Youre supposed to be cocky and and a liar.

>>35274454
I'm afraid not. I probably didn't.

But yeah. They all did it by themself, I just bent to fit in the role. I even got the "you look like a character out of an anime" compliment out of the nerdy girl doing nothing.

The lesson to be learned is to never be yourself.

>>35274580
>I even got the "you look like a character out of an anime" compliment out of the nerdy girl doing nothing.

Kek. I'm a bit too scary looking for people to up and approach me in such a manner. You would be right though. What a sad world we live in.

I was just referencing Hyouka, your orig answer was similar to the main character's line of thinking

>>35272302
don't say anything. Just look them dead in the eye until they get spooked and leave. Works every time.

>>35274486
Well, given the fact that I don't really fit into a social setting, I suppose I can just treat everyone as a stranger.

When people tell you things like "Everytime you speak, I want to shoot myself in the face." (which someone has actually told me before...more then once) you learn not to talk really quickly anyway.

I haven't really talked to anyone in a long while that I wasn't forced to acknowledge unless they were someone I felt I knew closely enough; and even then I keep my sentences short for lack of being able to articulate complex thoughts, explanations, and ideas.

I ask them, "Why are you so loud?"

>>35272938
Damn, if that guy doesn't look like Chris-Chan.

>>35272302
>Kek. I'm a bit too scary looking for people to up and approach me in such a manner.
Oh, so you are black.
But looks didn't mattered there. Two dudes were arguing one another across the room, and seeing I've noticed them the girl made a comment about it.
I proceeded to rise my arms and, doing the "camera shoot" square hands i told her something like "can't you see it? The definition of love" after making the "click" photo sound.
>Hell if was really edgy.

>You would be right though. What a sad world we live in.
Eh. I mean, sadly you need confidence to survive.
I would say "unbalanced" instead if sad. But yeah...

>>35272448
>I just giggle
sounds like you're a fag type of guy too

>>35274648
I fucked up.
>>35274955
I'll check the animu too.

>>35273666
>>35273715
>>/reddit/ fukcoo offff

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>>35274978
I'm just a romantic, dreaming fag my dude; a cynical dreamer who wants life to be like books, but knows that reality is far different. However, that in of itself makes life quite amusing anyway. I guess I'm trying to say I get a real kick out of life. And nah I aint black, just a tall white guy who tends to be scowling or apathetic most of the time. I say I'm scary looking since at least a good half of the people I meet say that is their first impression

It is a comfy anime.

One time in HS a Chad asked me this and I said "you never seem to shut up so I've been doing it for both of us"
Everyone in the class acted like I just insulted his dying mother and kept saying "not cool" "why would you say that? "

Fucking chads

>>35273181
Whoever made that needs to be sent to a concentration camp.

>>35275864
>people apparently like it when chad talks

fucking normies

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>>35272302
"I've just got nothing to say"...and I walk away with a giggle.

Kids in HS literally thought I was mute because I rarely talked. I have social anxiety, it's gotten better, but I don't give a fuck about social ties or having lots of friends or being a big mouth.

I'm an asshole.

I just shrug my shoulders and say "Eh." really apathetically. It helps that my eyes are naturally sullen/sad. Like Eeyore.

"Hey 'normie's name', why are you so loud ?"
That's what I usually say if the normie is a loud obnoxious piece of shit.
If not I just tell them to shut up and leave me alone.

Yes, that's my defensive system.

>in class
>somebody asks me why I'm so quiet
>think it would be funny to yell "I DON'T KNOW"
>because yelling is the opposite of quiet
>nobody laughs
>all stare at me

>s-s-sorry I have a s-s-stutter

> Heh, I don't know
Also, when someone says someone to me,
>Just look at them and smile and don't say anything back
Autism

I only talk when it isn't useless.

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>>35272302
Say "what do you want me to talk about", with a smile that is so fake it hurts.
If they ignore the fake smile and press the issue, I'm fucked.

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>>35272302
because im comfortable being silent.

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Say "thaaaat's life!" and do some cheesy finger gun hands as if the Seinfeld theme song is about to play
>pic unrelated

>>35272302
I wish people would ask me this.

I go on autistic diatribes about inane things that nobody but me cares about and then go home and have a week of freakouts about how embarassing I was.